I dedicate this Open Thread to Lissa Shapiro (yes, two s's) the wife of Cleveland Indians General Manager Mark Shapiro and new-found go-to shot for the Fox cameras. What makes Lissa tick? How did she meet Mark? All the internet seems to know is that she's somehow related to Eric Mangini, or Eric Mangini's wife, or somesuch.
Surely the Tribe's Byrd-shaped luck will run out at some point, right?