http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2007/10/chris-mortensen-reports-that-neither.html

Chris Mortensen, also known as the ESPN NFL reporter who sits with a TV in the background and answers questions with ridiculous self-assurance given how little he actually knows, would like everyone to know that the Jets and Bengals are going to lose their game that they're playing against each other to San Diego. No, I don't know how that gets through editors.

This is also sort of a promo for the "Awful Announcing" blog which I've become a fan of in recent weeks. And you know what's a really fun exercise? Pick three out of those five experts to keep and two to fire. It's challenging to decide who should stay...