“What are your thoughts on moving Soria to the rotation? He is a great closer, but 200 innings seems more useful than 70 innings. Oh, and don’t you hate pants????”

“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” is one of those popular cliches that dumbasses lazy people bring up when they don’t really want to think about the issue at hand.

…..Would each implode as closers, posting 11+ ERA’s and suffering aneurysms due to severe neck jerking after surrendering home run after double after home run.

….I’m joking, but sadly, that comment is only about 95% true, given the number of fantastic set-up men who have faltered enormously as closer.

“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” = Years of economic prosperity, followed by many years of this current economic disaster.

Devil Fingers, I love your fighting spirit. Your attitude is perfect for blogs like these.

Truthfully, as fans, we probably need to step up and make our voice heard. We obviously have the upper hand on modern statistical analysis….not playing Ross Gload, challenging the bullshit aspects of conventional baseball wisdom, etc. Viva La Revolucion for ’09? I say designate a thread for the front page and e-mail every media outlet we can for every Gload start next season (or using pitchers like Tomko in crucial situations, etc.). OK, I digress mucho.