They should start their own catalogue.

In a Big XII commercial about taunting. Isn’t he the guy taunting the players who ends up shooting hoops and getting taunted by the janitors?

my Cobra Kai gi instead of their lame uniforms, then I will try out. Also, one of my stipulations will be that at least once per game they have to play “You’re the Best” by Joe Esposito between innings. I will roundhouse kick lukewarm, two-day-old hot dogs and low quality t-shirts into the stands while Sluggerrrrr uses his wussy steam gun or whatever that thing is.

you know they want me