Ryan Langerhans is my new stalking victim…

It all depends on what the Mariner’s are paying him. Russell the Muscle has never had a salary higher than $1.25M, though. He’s their new Ibanez, DH/1B style. If they have to dump him, it won’t cost much.

Anyway, I’m over it. Why sign Branyan for $1.25M (or whatever) when you can get a guy who’s younger, much worse (and that’s saying something when we’re talking about Russ Branyan) on defense, has almost as much power and none of the walks, and may him at least $3M? It’s a no-brainer.

The always-accurate Bill James Projections (all projections assume .338 lgwOBA):

Jacobs projected wOBA: .360, RV/700 = 11.7
Branyan: .359, 11.6

Marcels (my wOBA conversion, but Marcels assumes a lower lg. AVG — .332):

Jacobs: .332, 2.8
Branyan: .341, 5.7

ZiPS already as these guys (my wOBA convs, .338 lgavg)

Jacobs: .342, 2.4
Branyan: .344, 3.9 (might change when trans. oracle comes out)

Why get the milk for free when you can buy the horse?

(sigh) It’ll be tough, but I’ve got to be strong… so strong. Or maybe the Royals could use a 4th (or 5th) 1B/DH with…

Ryyyyyyyyyyannnn…. Ryyyyaaaaannn…….