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The Latest Twist in the Battle for Grass Creek

 

Strip Club Near Safeco Field Gets Green Light

SEATTLE – City of Seattle planners say a proposed strip club can be placed three doors down from Safeco Field, despite protests by the Seattle Mariners.

A Seattle man wants to open a new Deja Vu strip club at 1530 First Ave S. It would be just 400 feet away from Safeco Field -- the same distance as home plate is from the center field wall.

 

Jose Guillen could not be reached for comment.

 

Incidentally, the motto of Deja Vu is "1000s of Beautiful Girls and 3 Ugly Ones".

MLA style for writing out numbers is dead.

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