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Game 13 Open Thread - Royals (7-5) at Mariners (6-7)

Kansas City Royals at Seattle Mariners, Apr 14, 2008 10:10 PM EDT


The Battle for Grass Creek Begins!!

 

The Royals travel to Seattle

To battle with Seattle

Hoping to rattle the Safeco rabble

 

Why are the Royals flying to Seattle to play the Mariners for two games? That doesn't seem like the most logical use of resources and goes against the established precedent of how long in-season match-ups usually last. Weirder still, the Royals and Mariners will not be facing off again in Washington this season, so for whatever reason, there will be only two, not three, Royals-M's games up there; however, the same two squads will battle at the K seven times. Again, seven of the nine Mariners/Royals games this season will be in Kansas City. I understand that you can't split nine games evenly, but, a 7/2 split? Just another reason to despise the unbalanced schedule on principle, because in addition to all the in-division games that end up skewing the Wild Card race, and in addition to the wildly unfair inter-league match-ups, there's just plain old illogical bits of randomness thrown in as well. In this case, like the Royals playing a two-game series in Seattle, and the Mariners returning for seven games at the K later in the year. For good measure, the Royals head south to Anaheim later this week, for another two-game series, ending their involvement at whatever the Angels Park is called now.

Nevertheless, given how heated Royals-Mariners is, all diehard K.C. fans are elated that the schedule favors our boys this season. Ownership of the baseball loyalty of Grass Creek Wyoming is at stake, Thermopolis, Wyoming too.

It divides families, college campuses, marriages and army units. Each side knows just what the other side hates most to hear, and vice versa. Every year ESPN jams the rivalry down our throats, knowing that we'll only beg for more. Mariners fans think the Royal cronies are bandwagonners, while Royals fans think the Mariner supporters are self-important and annoying. The Royals are sleek, corporate, professional and classy. The Mariners are swept by the tides of the sea, romantic, given over to loathing and self-doubt.

Caught in the middle of this culture war is Grass Creek, Wyoming. 945 miles to the northwest, lies the hellhole of Seattle, 948 miles to the southeast, the jewel of the plains, Kansas City. On the southeast outskirts of town, one positively stands astraddle a fault line in the American mind. There is no middle ground and no alternative.

 

This storied rivalry has taken many interesting turns this decade, and just when you think it can't get crazier, it does. Consider the Mariners-Royals-Mariners career of the hated/beloved/hated Raul Ibanez? Or how Mariners fans must have felt last off-season when Gil Meche turned his back on silver and green and teal and whatever, and donned the blue and white of the Royals? Or, when our precious Jose Guillen did the same? Just thinking about Tony Pena Jr. or Ross Gload becoming a Mariner someday feels me with revulsion. Let them go anywhere else, just not to Seattle.

According to one story I heard, a Royals leaning Microsoft employee/Starbucks barista/Grunge guitarist/Some other Seattle cliche, secretly lodged a picture of SLGGGGGRRRR into the beams of Safeco's retractable roof, back when it was being built. Thus cursing the building forever. Despite that curse however, the Mariners won The Battle last season, winning six of the nine contests between the two teams. This year, thanks to Trey Hillman's leadership and the Guillen revenge factor, those of us in the heartland expect something far different.

It's always special when the Royals and Mariners get together, and even if you aren't a partisan of either team, if you love baseball, you find a way to watch. Tonight's game features Zack Greinke, who looks to build on his 0.60 ERA in his third start of the season. Taking the ball for the Mariners is Jerry Jared Jaredd Ja-Rod Jarred Jarrod Washburn, who hopes to improve on the fact that he was given a hideous name by his parents, which unfortunately is pronounced just like a more commonly spelled version as well. So what was the point?

 

 

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thought today was an off-day

until a few hours ago...

nice late game should be fun... we can have a game thread up while i'm bored at 11

by Freneau on Apr 14, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

i knew it wasn't off because i have

3/5 of the royals rotation and 4/9 of the lineup in my fantasy league.

my name is "KC Royalitos"

by Sean O Se on Apr 14, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

FYI: royalsreview

The Angels ballpark is officially named Angel Stadium of Anaheim.

Scioscia, "Roll the hole!"

by 44FAN on Apr 15, 2008 4:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

10:10 EDT starts are a little annoying

But I'm usually up late with insomnia anyway, so I might as well be watching the Royals.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I will be watching

I will be watching even though I have to be at work at 6:00 a.m.

by Gordon Rocks on Apr 14, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

hmmm...mlb audio seems to be down.

by Sean O Se on Apr 14, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

mike sweeney currently hitting

about 285 with an 860 OPS for the A's. no homers yet. getting pretty regular playing time.

by Sean O Se on Apr 14, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweeney just ripped a double against the White Sox

fwiw. still weird seeing him in a different uniform

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Apr 14, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I Might Have

Satellite TV on this; I was blacked out last night. I'm getting the Seattle pre-game, so maybe I'll have their TV. I'm watching our guys if available, but MLB.TV usually uses the homers, so I'll watch TV if that's the case. The Rpyals' pre-game was already on an hour before the game; unusual, no?

I heard Guillen on the SEA radio pre-game giving unconditional love to the Sailors' organization. He blames the cold for his poor start, and I tend to believe him. Normally I can take or leave the Sailor Boys, but for the next two days it's die Sailors, die!

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm so excited

let's hope that I get the game in the Burg tonight.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 14, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I HAVE THE PREGAME

THIS HAS TO BE A GOOD SIGN RIGHT??????

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 14, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's Hope So

We Royals fans in Warrensburg and Nikiski need all the help we can get.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, yes we do

I really should be able to watch these games ;-) I'm practically a season ticket holder as it is, going every weekend.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 14, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm Considering Paying

Another $20.00/month to upgrade my connection so I can use the high speed TV feeds on my computer. I don't know if it's available where I am; they have to try it and see, apparently. That's how it worked the last time I upgraded.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you already paying the $100+ / year

for mlb tv?

i just do the $15 for the audio, and i work while i listen.

by Sean O Se on Apr 14, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

I'm a high roller. I can also see death looming, so money is relative.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

2.58 ERA for the team

let's see if Grienke can bring that down lower tonight!!!

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 14, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Some late night Royals baseball

that's not being played on my Playstation 3. I love it. It's time to show Grass Creek who owns this rivalry. You're going down chumps.

by royaldaddy on Apr 14, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone else glad no gload

in the lineup for the second straight day?

by BobHamelin on Apr 14, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

i'm even happier that DeJesus is back, though. Not gonna lie.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 14, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1.

ideally, we can sign somebody like adam dunn this offseason and plant him in the DH role.

but until then, id rather just rotate it between our bench guys, and get butler some time at 1b.

i really dont think he is going to be THAT bad.

by rockchalk on Apr 14, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

He doesn't look that bad

It's a position that can mask bad defense fairly well.

by royaldaddy on Apr 14, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

as my dad and I like to say...

if the fat kid can hit, put him at first.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 14, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

When the Royals took Danny Tartabull

they ruined my childhood (or they would have if I were old enough to remember) when they took Dave Fleming they killed all my faith in young pitchers, when they stole Gil Meche our franchise pitcher-- our staff ace-- I cried and when they stole Jose Guillen from us they forced women and children to watch Mike Morse play the outfield.

If that wasn't bad enough, they nurtured Raul Ibanez back to health and sent him back to us as a double agent operation from the inside, sabotaging my beloved Mariners by giving up pop-up double after pop-up double.

The Royals have taken everything Mariner fans and it causes this hated rivalry to be all the more bitter. Win this one for my shattered childhood M's, win it for the little guy. I can't bear to see one more loss to our hated rivals.

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 14, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Screw Boston and Cleveland

I'm having to resort to mlb.tv because they can't get a game played in under 3 hours, and they're overrunning the Royals game -- despite the fact that the damned Indians-Sox game IS ON ESPN TOO.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

way too soon

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 14, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I just never have fell in love with the guy

like many other KC fans. I just think he half-asses his way around the ballfield and it bothers me.

by royaldaddy on Apr 14, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glad DDJ is back

we don't have enough guys to swing at pitches two feet outside.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I am just snarking.

After all the "DDJ will save us, amen" stuff, he shoulda had a better first AB. ;)

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's okay

I hear they're calling for Ortiz's head in Boston...

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 14, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't expect us to score any runs tonight

Washburn owns us just like every other soft tossing lefty. Hope Zack has a shut out in him tonight.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, good

they moved our game to a different channel on MLBEI. Happyhappy.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Beautiful

I love life. Life = Royals

by focs on Apr 14, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Have to admit, I like seeing Billy at first

even though I am sure that he doesn't belong there

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Apr 14, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha, watching Zack pitch is so fun

Two seamers at 89-91 to Ichiro and Lopez, then a couple of four seamers to Ibanez at 94-95 setting up the big curveball for the ground out.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

butler

made a pretty nice play at 1st... didn't look graceful, but got it done

by kcinstl on Apr 14, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear FSNNW

Probably a bad idea to be flashing Sonics images on the screen at this point.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

BILLY!!!

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

SOOO CRUSHED

I love life. Life = Royals

by focs on Apr 14, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

billyball

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Apr 14, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOO

look at guillen!

I love life. Life = Royals

by focs on Apr 14, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Jose likey the dome, good AB

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

The Seattle announcer sounds real old-timey

Like Hap Gloudy old-timey

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Apr 14, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

he does...

sound old. this isn't the usual seattle crew... the usual guy is more hawk and harrell homer-esque

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Washburn is simply not throwing strikes

We're going to light him up if we're patient.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus EFFING CHRIST why do we ahve lefties in the lineup tonight

If they're all going to chase sliders 3 feet out of the zone?

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

2 jacks in one inning

How long's it been since we did THAT?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Miguel is clutch

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

O-LEE-VO!!!

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

OLIVO!

FA acquisition night in seattle!

by rockchalk on Apr 14, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

alright....

lefty's k and righty's crush washburn... - grudz

by kcinstl on Apr 14, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

Olivo crushed that thing. The battle for Grass Creek is leaning our way

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Apr 14, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

that's what happens when...

you pitch to a guy batting .167. he'll learn next time.

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I Love Olivo's

Pop off the bench.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

BOO YA

WOW

What an inning to come home to. Just got home from frat stuff and I get here just in time to witness this three spot.

Beautiful!

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 14, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

how's it going...

wildthang?

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 14, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

thedude says

its going well. I somehow managed to tie you in the fantasy league.

Blanket updates?

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 14, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

mine kept me quite warm over the weekend

thanks for asking!

But seriously, it's still in the works. And i'd do it now but the game is on ;[ and i have no clear space on the floor to work on it...my room is an effing mess.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 14, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

its ok

don't worry

I'll just have to be bitter or something. Or maybe I will begin the facebook campaign.

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 14, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dare you

i will just sit here and stare at the fabric...waiting...

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 14, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

BucK

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

anybody know the answer to jon's question

about how long it's been since we had two HRs in one inning?

by Sean O Se on Apr 14, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

pena

this is your day to get a hit or k three times before being pinch it for in the 7th

by kcinstl on Apr 14, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

TPJ actually gets quite a few 3-ball counts.

And then he fucks it up.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Show Me The

Bunt!!!

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn you Tony

3-1 count, hmm, what shall I do? Oh, I'll ground out on a pitch a foot outside.

Jackass.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

hey he was trying

to showcase the power stroke

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 14, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it me

or are the seattle announcers on mlb.tv just really really creepy?

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 14, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

You Get Used

To them in time, but the short answer; yes.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

where's

angel berroa when you need him?

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

where he should be

not in the lineup, not on the 25 man roster.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 14, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Getting coffee for somebody

And probably messing that up too

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i kid

i kid... tpj turns a mean dp after all

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know you love TJ

AND I HAVE NO CLUE WHY!!! i would take berroa over pena

I love life. Life = Royals

by focs on Apr 14, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

not because berroa is good though

Because i absolutely despise TJ i hate him he is terrible

I love life. Life = Royals

by focs on Apr 14, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

berroa

is crappy offensively and crappy defensively

Pena is shitty offensively and brilliant defensively.

I'll take the one positive

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 14, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember Little League

when the dorky kid with the Coke bottle glasses came up and you yelled, "Easy Out!" I wonder if opposing clubs do that to TPJ.

by royaldaddy on Apr 14, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

My secret shame

I have a Jose Vidro Nationals jersey. :x

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Bitchin'

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

In other news, the Tigers had a huge comeback today to beat the twins

And Borowski just got torched in his second straight save opp blowing another one for the Indians.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

And

if street closes out the game against chicago.. then we win.. we back in sole possesion of first!!

I love life. Life = Royals

by focs on Apr 14, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why in the hell did the Indians bring Borowski back?

So stupid. Yeah, I know he saved 40-some games, but the dude had an ERA OVER 5! Why would any GM do that?

by royaldaddy on Apr 14, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I predict

9 double plays tonight.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

It's obviously sustainable

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zack Needs To

Provide baserunners.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta love those DP's

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by MileHighKCfan on Apr 14, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, That Wasn't

Even close. It's official; Sexson sucks.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Bet you'd still rather have

Sexson at short than Pena!

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrong

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you SURE?

;)

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mais Oui

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I'm back finally

missed both games this weekend for my own baseball tournament, looks like Bannister threw a gem yesterday

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by MileHighKCfan on Apr 14, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

he's not just 3-0

he really looks like he deserves it.

if he keeps something like this up: how many wins?

twenty?

by Sean O Se on Apr 14, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zack: 15 strikes, 4 balls (19 total)

"Clogging up the bases isn't that great to me." -Dusty Baker on OBP

by vtcub on Apr 14, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

thank god

for west coast games. kinda wish we had a few more... i get to watch without distractions

The first thing I know about someone in a KC hat is that they're loyal.

by grantfunk on Apr 14, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Trivia Question

I bet it's a pitcher, kind of a trick question

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by MileHighKCfan on Apr 14, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta be

No way a position player stays in the majors for 23 years without hitting a few more homers than that.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't remember well

but i know we did it in the last year.

The first thing I know about someone in a KC hat is that they're loyal.

by grantfunk on Apr 14, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Teahie Unloads On

This lefty.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, Hits Safely

Anyway.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

in unimportant news

i'm still fleshing out my retrain-Gator-as-a-shortstop masterplan. can we send him to SS camp right now and get him back in 09 as an offensive/defensive infield ninja? he's never gonna throw home from deep center....

The first thing I know about someone in a KC hat is that they're loyal.

by grantfunk on Apr 14, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta Love Those

Trains.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

thought I heard boats earlier as well

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by MileHighKCfan on Apr 14, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

the royals...

have yet to score more than five runs in a game this season... is tonight the night?

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

They scored 6 in a game I think

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by MileHighKCfan on Apr 14, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

as far as i can tell...

they have only scored five a couple of times... gave up six a couple of times...

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well.....

at least Billy leads off next inning

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by MileHighKCfan on Apr 14, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

He's A Demon

On the basepaths.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Billy Will

Fix that.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's why you pinch run Ross Gload

he plays the game the right way

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Apr 14, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

He Does Use

A glove, bat and ball in proper situations. Bravo, Mr. Gload. Waaaaaaaaaa1

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leadoff walk = setting up DP?

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Of Course

Why else would he do it?

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's trying

to keep the GIDP streak allive

by Grace's Dad on Apr 14, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Jason LaRue update

0-11 with 1 walk.

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Apr 14, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

But, I must admit

He's got a friggin' sweet Fu Man Chu!

by royaldaddy on Apr 14, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sick slider by Greinke

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Apr 14, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Triple Play

Is in order.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

I really hope johjima didnt tear the cover off that ball, it was a good one

I love life. Life = Royals

by focs on Apr 14, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

"Nice Slider"

These Seattle announcers are CREEPY.

I'm usually pretty easy to please, but these guys sound strange to say the least.

Anybody else think the same thing when they heard that comment?

by kcinstl on Apr 14, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I Guess I'm

Inured to them.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

they sound like old old men

sitting around a fire in pajamas drinking scotch...er..how about brandy

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 14, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Drink Brandy

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least...

butler didn't kill anybody on that play... GREAT SUCCESS!

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Party Pooper

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pena's return throw

wasn't much better.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

even so

thats Ichiro running. Its gonna take perfection to pull of a double play starting with the firstbaseman.

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 14, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Up goes the ERA

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

He gets out of this

His ERA will still be 1.00

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow man

What crawled up your ass tonight?

by royaldaddy on Apr 14, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reality

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watching the disaster that has been the kansas city royals for the past 5 years

40+ games a year, in person, will leave you a bitter and negative soul.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Considering half the players on this team were assembled

By the man responsible for those 5 years of hell (see: Allard Baird), I'm not yet ready to drink the kool-aid.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's no kool-aid to drink

You can either give this team a fair shake or merely focus on the negative (in every single game) and you choose to do the latter.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i tend to agree with slayor.

i don't know much about the baird issue, but i'll believe in the royals actively when i see them succeed. i drank the kool-aid in 2003 and it tasted like burning.

but i still believe in them passively. i just wouldn't feel comfortable, say, telling my mother to bet money on them.

by Sean O Se on Apr 14, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't need to "believe in them" in order to be fair in your analysis

You don't need to "believe in them" to be fair, balanced and not just incessantly negative, poking, prodding and harping on every little negative thing.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I demand perfection

Because if this team can't do the little things right, they aren't going to win. Little things include; not giving away AB's, not walking guys leading off innings when they are hitting below the mendoza line, etc. Also, I'm a fan, I can have unrealistically high expectations. So what

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every team is going to have some bad PA's and make some mistakes

And yet you harp on most of them...and talk about almost nothing else. Your comments in the game threads are relentlessly negative, negative, negative. Not fair, not balanced, just negative. And you overblow just about every negative thing. Every bad plate appearance is an embarrassment. Every walk allowed is an unforgiveable atrocity. It's just plain silly and I don't know why you enjoy constantly bashing your favorite team.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I make a lot of enthusiastic posts too...

Watching Royals baseball makes me nervous. At least it has over the past 5 years I've watched it actively. Why? Because the Royals I know constantly, constantly found new and innovative ways to lose games. Just because I vent some pessimism here doesn't mean I think the team sucks, or that we're playing poorly.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I just don't like it. It is really, really annoying to me.

But we can all post what we like. I just can't keep from commenting on it every now and then. And then, of course, the sarcastic posts too.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

/shrug

I find your tone to be annoying, and I think your "about me' section in your profile speaks volumes in describing your attitude. You say yourself that you are here to disagree with people, challenge their opinions, and do it boldly and without forgiveness. That sounds less than friendly to me. Which is fine, because I don't disagree with a lot of your analysis. Sometimes it's just a lot of heat for no reason.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

We all have a right to post whatever we want...including you and me

I just feel the need to comment on it from time to time, and give my own sarcastic posts too.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing wrong with open, honest, fair, balanced debate

Is there? Some people just don't like anything they say to be challenged or disagreed with.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit!

DONT WALK LEADOFF GUYS! ESPECIALLY IF THEY SUCK ASS

I love life. Life = Royals

by focs on Apr 14, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't tell NYRoyal this

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait,

if you say don't tell him, would he disagree with you (focs) or you (slayor)?

The first thing I know about someone in a KC hat is that they're loyal.

by grantfunk on Apr 14, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ever looked through your game thread comments?

Constant complaing about something, no matter how good the game is going. It's ok. That's your schtick.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

i was kidding....

The first thing I know about someone in a KC hat is that they're loyal.

by grantfunk on Apr 14, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Can Do

That, too.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Billy Wanted That

One bad.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

He thought

they had chili dogs in the dugout

by Grace's Dad on Apr 14, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

They Do

Well kept secret.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

revenge game

I wanna know what love is, I want you to show me

by LeoBloom on Apr 14, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

The worst inning of the season for Zack

leaves him with an unacceptable 1.00 ERA. Send him down.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed.

Call up De La Rosa

I love life. Life = Royals

by focs on Apr 14, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

bannister...

openly mocks greinke and his ridiculous era

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

University Of Spoiled

Children attendee, obviously.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

and in spite of it

he has become a success

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 14, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

DFA!

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow.. my channel just changed because something was taping on the DVR.

that pisses me off.. what happened to butler

I love life. Life = Royals

by focs on Apr 14, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

the regular guys...

have joined the booth... the old guys left to do whatever old guys do i guess

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Missed It By

That much.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

that was not...

one of the royals more productive offensive innings this season

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

7 pitch inning for Washburn

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

How can Gordon ground out on that ball???!!!!

Release that loser. You can't have a good game if you swing at pitches like that. Simply awful. One plate appearance can mean the whole game!

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm trying to point out how silly your unrelenting, constant negativity is.

And the silliness of your "one AB can be the whole game" analysis.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because one PA in the middle or early part of the game is almost never "the whole game"

You really think that the way you overblow every little mistake is reasonable because they are ALL crucial. No. No, they're not.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 poor at bats

He's a bust. I hate his approach. You can't have a good game playing like that. Just awful. Unforgiveable.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now, now

It's not as unforgivably bad as walking Nick Punto!

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd release them both

The little things make a winner. They aren't doing the little things. Get rid of them and get good players.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

We Are Doomed

We do seem to get uber-aggressive in the middle innings when we have a lead.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zack the groundout machine.

by 2X2L on Apr 14, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

i know raul's defense is really bad,

but i miss him. he was the centerpiece of my 2003 dreams, along with aaron guiel.

by Sean O Se on Apr 14, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Tucker and Desi Relaford too

I wanna know what love is, I want you to show me

by LeoBloom on Apr 14, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

a flyout here...

would dazzle those in attendance

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

A step and a half north of 2nd base.

by 2X2L on Apr 14, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gritty

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

see...

the crowd went wild... for that lofty fly in the air...

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Guillie Makes The

Routine play look routine.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Some 96 MPH fuzz to back him off the plate, and he doesn't get the good wood on the payoff pitch. Nice.

by 2X2L on Apr 14, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

ZG Top

Is not stupid.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like it more

if he'd grow the beard.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i still say we call him the donald

because that's his actual first name...

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 14, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Comments

Any way to block comments from certain members so that you don't have to go back and forth between the current action in the game and the pissing matches?

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by MileHighKCfan on Apr 14, 2008 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

No

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

We can only wish

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by MileHighKCfan on Apr 14, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's called

not following the game in the game thread ;)

just kidding, NY.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 14, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet...

a TPJ at bat forthcoming... those always entertain!

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Entertaining

Is that what it is? I thought painful was the word for it.

by royaldaddy on Apr 14, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some people

are into that sort of thing, I hear.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

TPJ At The

Plate with a lead and a train coming..........Nirvana!

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile on local TV -- a terrible Giants lineup has put a ton of baserunners on in 2 innings against Randy Johnson, plating 3.

by 2X2L on Apr 14, 2008 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

god hates randy

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 14, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, no, that makes me sad. i like randy.

he reminds me of my brother. mullets are cool.

by Sean O Se on Apr 14, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

seeing him throw in the upper 80s / 90 is surreal

Randy Johnson of my youth, where did you go

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

check it

http://www.baseball-reference.com/j/johnsra05.shtml

its always insane to go back and look at his numbers.

his Basically 1995-2002 were disgustingly unreal.

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 14, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought that was the Steroid Era

when our innocence was destroyed and everyone hit 100 HRs a YR

by Freneau on Apr 14, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad result

but GREAT AB by Miggy.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

somehow

the brevity and simplicity of this simple little chant struck me as perfect among all the other comment mongering.

I agree.

lets go royals

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 14, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's do this pena

we are ready, entertain us....

by kcinstl on Apr 14, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Heer We Are

Now; entertain us!

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO WAY.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

I love life. Life = Royals

by focs on Apr 14, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

TPJ Heers us

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

AUTO---

MATIC!!!! .070 HERE WE COME!!!!

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

TPJ got a hit. What a disappointment

Let's ridicule him anyway.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

MLB.TV for free tonight

I noticed that they were advertising a free preview of MLB.TV tonight for Randy Johnson's return, and I promptly tuned in to my first Royals game since sometime last season when I saw them on ESPN. I'm considering singing up since I could get all the games from here in New Mexico.

Also, does anyone know about their blackout restrictions? It's says I'd be blacked out for Rockies and D'Backs games- that means I couldn't see any of their home games, right?

by bluenm on Apr 14, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

no way!!!!

too cool! watching it now.:) haven't seen the royals since...

by Sean O Se on Apr 14, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, any of their games broadcast in their "local TV area", whether home or away, will be blacked out. The "local TV area" is defined for each team separately according to the deal negotiated between the club and the carrier, and some of them are ridiculously enormous.

by 2X2L on Apr 14, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any of their games

broadcasted by their RSN.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay

That makes sense. That means I wouldn't get any D'Backs games, but that doesn't bug me at all. I'll have to consider the investment... it may depend on if Royals pitching can keep this up :)

by bluenm on Apr 14, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW, the blackout applies to live broadcast only -- all the games are archived and you can play them after the fact, without blackout restrictions.

by 2X2L on Apr 14, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh hell ya

way to go DD.. first of the season

I love life. Life = Royals

by focs on Apr 14, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

2 Out Rally

In progreess.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

lag

Well, there seems to be some serious lag on MLB.tv's feed - I was still watching TPJ when DDJ got his hit.

by bluenm on Apr 14, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Feel Gritty

Oh, so Gritty....

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit

That had to hurt.. he is soo tough though

I love life. Life = Royals

by focs on Apr 14, 2008 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Ultimate Grit

Taking one for the team.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

NO ONE

i would rather see up here than T-bag.

by Sean O Se on Apr 14, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

on the current roster

aaron gueil alltme

i don't know if i'm joking or not either

by Freneau on Apr 14, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guiel was the grittiest of them all

I remember a day game where the Dbacks were in town, Johnson was rehabbing then too. Guiel lead the game off with a laser beam shot into the right field bullpen. Good times.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

all that inning means...

is that we are that much closer to another tpj at-bat; therefore, i approve.

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I knew

that inning was going to shit when teahen stepped up.. he is way to agressive with the bases juiced. would have felt more comfortable with butler up

I love life. Life = Royals

by focs on Apr 14, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

is that true?

i think he has a good OBP...does he screw it up when there are RISP?

by Sean O Se on Apr 14, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teahen's hitting better this year

with RISP than otherwise.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hitters, on average, hit better with RISP

For pretty obvious reasons. Why is that a cause to worry?

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

I'd been reading some of the GameThreads, but this is really nice how the pages automatically loads other comments.

by bluenm on Apr 14, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

what does bluenm mean?

are you from new mexico? i'm orig from albuquerque, or nearby.

by Sean O Se on Apr 14, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm from New Mexico

I live in Los Alamos right now and split time between working there and going to grad school in Albuquerque. I used to live in Missouri back when I was a kid, but I went to high school here in NM.

by bluenm on Apr 14, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm a bit the opposite

grew up in NM (living between abq and tijeras, going to La Cueva), and did my last couple years of high school at Lee's Summit.

are you a scientist?

by Sean O Se on Apr 14, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

not exactly...

I'm a Software guy, but I support their science-type stuff at the Laboratory. I know enough to get by, but most of my work is focused on software quality.

by bluenm on Apr 14, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

my dad worked at Sandia NL,

and i did physics for a long time. los alamos is really beautiful country--and decent skiing.:)

la cueva was pretty shiny when it opened, and a bit hifalutin, but i suppose it's just another high school now.

by Sean O Se on Apr 14, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been to La Cueva

once... back in my high school days. That school seemed much nicer than ours.

by bluenm on Apr 14, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

K

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I love our 2nd leadoff hitter

Butler has leadoff twice and we'll do it next inning too.. also he leadoff three times yesterday and drew a walk each time.. why exactly do we have a cleanup hitter again??

I love life. Life = Royals

by focs on Apr 14, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Because Mom Says

So.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

To clean up the bases

Which Billy did his first time up.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Filthy to sexson

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

MLB.TV

There is a place you can enter your zip code in and it will tell you what teams are in your area. But I don't believe it since I live in a suberb of Denver and it doesn't say that the Rockies are in my home area.

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by MileHighKCfan on Apr 14, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

this mlb.tv rocks

although i'm not getting any work done...

by Sean O Se on Apr 14, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're literally one Tomko inning away

from having three starters with sub 2.00 ERAs.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Washburn Pitch Count

89

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Seattle's bullpen ERA:

> 6.50

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slayor

I noticed you didn't make any predictions in the Big Prediction Contest. Since you aren't "drinking the Kool-aid" how many games do think the Royals will win. If you give me a prediciton, I promise not to respond to it. :)

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

slayor-baiting!!!

it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

by Sean O Se on Apr 14, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can respond, it's way more fun that way.

I like our rotation. We can play .500 ball this year if the offense can manage averageness. I wasn't sold on the Tigers at the beginning of the season, and still am not - their pitching sucks. The Twins aren't that good, and White Sox probably aren't that good, I think Cleveland is the clear favorite for the division. Especially if Lee has the bounceback year. So yeah, I don't see any reason we can't play close to .500 baseball.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since you said I could respond

It sounds like you are "drinking the Kool-aid" if there is such a thing out there. Because that is what most people, including me, predicted.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cautious optimism, and I hide it well

There's no reason to be down on this team, unless they do stupid stuff on the field.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

zack is just

GOOD

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 14, 2008 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Trust The Stuff

It'll seldom let you down.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many pitches for Zack?

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by MileHighKCfan on Apr 14, 2008 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

MLB Gameday has 62.

by 2X2L on Apr 14, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN says 62 also

However, ESPN also says we're winning 3-0 as a result of the Mariners scoring -1 runs in the first inning, and says Teahen is up.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zack's stuff is good, but I didn't know it was -1 good.

by 2X2L on Apr 14, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Like Those

Guys.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

what are the chances...

of tpj getting up with the bases loaded during the sonic slam inning? my head might explode.

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

MMMMMM....Colorful

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

that...

was an awful call... but oh well.

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

M's Announcers Have

Praise for Billy, before the K.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Everybody <3s Billy

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two great takes in that at bat, last pitch was too close to take.

by 2X2L on Apr 14, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

that...

was certainly uneventful... time for our strength though, defense and pitching! yay!

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Gordon

I know he has to learn how to hit lefties, that's why you play him everyday and let him face them. But damn, he is just ugly up there against them, especially when they can throw a cutter or slider on the outside half of the plate.

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by MileHighKCfan on Apr 14, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

announcers:

he's made 5 of last 7.

very good groundball pitching for g. he's like a hedgehog. or something.

by Sean O Se on Apr 14, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking of naming a son Grudz

He's Clint Eastwood and Steve McQueen rolled up into one.

by royaldaddy on Apr 14, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zack is cruising

64 pitches through 6

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Apr 14, 2008 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

What's the Strike/Ball ratio?

I don't remember seeing many balls from that kid so far...

by bluenm on Apr 14, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was 42-20

coming into the inning.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I must have been looking somewhere else...

I didn't remember that many balls, but he's not doing too bad for himself so far.

by bluenm on Apr 14, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

A lot of them

have been just like that last pitch ;)

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lamn Mower Man

Mowing.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

hedgetrimmer trimming the hedges.

by Sean O Se on Apr 14, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure if the moniker works here

As he's not K'ing anyone. It's like he and Banny have a contest to see who can be more efficient in their starts

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Apr 14, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Breaker Down And

In woulda got him.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

ichiro

drives me mad... i'm glad he doesn't play in the central...

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

MLB Gameday says it was a line drive. Their credibility just took a nosedive.

by 2X2L on Apr 14, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

As me and my friend call those

Bitch hits.. we have thought of a position called the BH that plays the field.. and plays all the bitch hit positions

I love life. Life = Royals

by focs on Apr 14, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Chicks

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

but I bet Ichiro'd like to go back to first to finish their chat.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Intimidation!

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAH

Hell ya

I love life. Life = Royals

by focs on Apr 14, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice running Ichiro!

I love it when he is aggressive on the basepaths.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

get excited everyone...

TPJ makes his way to the plate this inning!

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I predict a bunt attempt

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by MileHighKCfan on Apr 14, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

would tpj...

be more effective he went up there without a bat at all?

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Like The

One foot in each box, straddling the plate approach. It invests the hitter in success.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh bullshit

did anyone just see that commercial?? about respect.. BULLSHIT

I love life. Life = Royals

by focs on Apr 14, 2008 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I love watching games like these

Believe me. Our pitching staff has been incredible. But at some point we have to get some big offense going.

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Apr 14, 2008 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

A noble sacrifice

by Miggy's bat.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll take that Bitch Hit

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by MileHighKCfan on Apr 14, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

olivo...

showing ichiro how the bitch hits are really done!

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

come on

I call a two run jack to get us up to 5

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 14, 2008 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

There is no place in baseball

for guys with hyphenated surnames.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

TPJ is pissed

He wants to go yard

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Apr 14, 2008 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That second foul was intentional

1-6-3 here we come

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Apr 14, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on TPJ

its hammer time!

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 14, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Or

I'll forget I said that when he goes 0-fer tomorrow. ;)

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

TPJ Jam!

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

seriously...

i need to come here more often... the TPJ EXPRESS has taken off!!!

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

My grandmother could have gotten a single on that

TPJ sucks...always...no matter what he does. He can't fool me.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

You Know You

Dig the clutch jam shot.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

TPJ

Great SS or Greatest SS?

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 14, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

too bad

bunting here isn't like video game bunting which may be the easiest thing ever. Ever.

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 14, 2008 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

TpJ is on FIYAHHH

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

wow that was random

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 14, 2008 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

He always seems to make contact

with 2 strikes, maybe some of them will start finding holes like tonight.

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by MileHighKCfan on Apr 14, 2008 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

New plan for TPJ

suck at bunting and then you get to swing on the 0-2 count.

Proud father of a budding Royals fan.

by Skirra on Apr 14, 2008 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Trips Surely Will

Ensue.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

TPJ!!!!

nine points shy of the big .100

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice outing, Mariners pitcher. Your 1.17 ERA is now in the hands of hyphen-man.

by 2X2L on Apr 14, 2008 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

hypen-man, hyphen-man...

doing the things that a hyphen-man can...

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Rowland-Smith

Sounds liek he should star in a teen drama

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was he married

and completely whipped to the point where he had to take his wife's name.

Proud father of a budding Royals fan.

by Skirra on Apr 14, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

He faced the Giants in spring training, and Jon Miller was doing the play-by-play on local radio here. He amused himself by adding a -Smith to everyone's name for a half inning.

by 2X2L on Apr 14, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i blame the parents

(said in Angela from the office voice)

by Freneau on Apr 15, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

We have 3 extremely cheap baserunners here

2 bloops and a walk. It would be criminal to not get at least one. No pressure DJ

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 14, 2008 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Phil

There were people in the stands waving a "We came from Alaska to see the M's" sign.

You're letting us down, man.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 14, 2008 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck Them

No, really.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suicide Squeeze

No Brainer.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Bloops count

Every BA, OBP and SLG includes bloops. Bloops are a part of every team's offense.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

are we seriously bases loaded

0 outs?

o.o?

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 14, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

where is guiel when we need him!!!!

in japan with the swallows.

wehre oh where is the first swallow of spring or something???

by Sean O Se on Apr 14, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

We need more than 5 runs in this game.

To boost Mike Barnett's self-esteem. McClure is really handing it to him.

by MkeRoyal on Apr 14, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

however if we are sure we'll win

i would prefer to win 5-2 then, since soria is my fantasy closer.

by Sean O Se on Apr 14, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't tempt the devil

we're not out of this yet ;)

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 14, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

I want a soria save

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 14, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woooooooooo!

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey guys

Looks like Zac-K is pitching well again. Good to see the powa from Butler and Olivo. And whooooooooo it's DDJ!

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 14, 2008 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

my dad and I joke about it in the car

just to spare y'all ;)

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 14, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fire Barnett

110 to go

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Apr 14, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

There will be serious talk of it soon

Hitting and pitching coaches get too much credit and blame. but they are easy, thoughtless targets.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 14, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's absolutely ridiculous

If they didn't mean anything, ballclubs wouldn't pay them.

by royaldaddy on Apr 14, 2008 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

They don't cause good hitting and bad hitting

They help out where they can and to the extent that they can...which isn't much. Blaming them for bad hitting is absolutely ridiculous.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 15, 2008 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Completely false

Bad hitting can be caused by a poor team approach. Coaches have major power. They can completely alter your batting style/pitching style. It can be the difference in a "can't miss prospect" becoming an All-Star or a bust. Your underestimation of coaching astounds me.

by royaldaddy on Apr 15, 2008 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hitting coaches actually very rarely dictate a team "hitting approach"

Even managers usually don't do that. But if any coach does that, it is the manager. Hitting coaches simply do not dictate approach. That isn't how they work. Guys aren't swinging because Barnett told them to.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 15, 2008 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

(sigh) Fire Barnett?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

* Grudz

Proud father of a budding Royals fan.

by Skirra on Apr 14, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

grudz

needs to take hitting lessons from TPJ...

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Teahie Will Shine

He's clutch.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 14, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

its hard to shine...

when the ball doesnt come within four feet of the plate

by blue bandwagon on Apr 14, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

did that..

just bleeping happen? what the deuce was that?

by blue bandwagon on Apr 15, 2008 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Worst fundamental baseball ever.. fuck you teahen

3-0 count and he swings. with butler coming up.. now butler has to leadoff for the 4th straight time

I love life. Life = Royals

by focs on Apr 15, 2008 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

dont try to be a smartass to me understood ?

in that situation you never swing at that pitch with your best hitter coming up.. so YES I AM SAYING THAT IS FUNDAMENTALS

I love life. Life = Royals

by focs on Apr 15, 2008 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

You are simply very, very wrong

Good fundamental baseball says if you're a good hitter with the green light, then you swing at a good, easy to hit 3-0 pitch. He didn't hit it well, period. Was that smartass? :)

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 15, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

why

just why?

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 15, 2008 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Bam!

If that ball had eyes it was a great swing.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 15, 2008 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Good pitch to hit...teahan just rolled it over

But with Butler up next, why the hell would you swing 3-0.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 15, 2008 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

It happens

It wasn't good, but it's not a bad risk to take up three runs.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Green Light Is

Not his call; it was a good pitch to hit.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 15, 2008 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

If their bullpen has this little control . . .

I think we'll get chances to score in the later innings.

by Eppenweb on Apr 15, 2008 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Neither one of them are looking good against lefties tonight

at least Teahen did get a hit though

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by MileHighKCfan on Apr 15, 2008 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm blacked out

And can't get the Royals on television no matter how I try. Any advice on workarounds (not to be confused with reacharounds)?

by Dubya on Apr 15, 2008 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

no - i'm in northwest arkansas and blacked out

and will be blacked out even if I order on DirectTV

by Dubya on Apr 15, 2008 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

you might try just for tonight

I think all blackouts are off tonight if I understand it right. This doesn't help future games, but there's still 2 innings left tonight.

by bluenm on Apr 15, 2008 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Conspiracy to make you a Rangers fan

you know that is hotly contested territory

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Apr 15, 2008 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

DirecTV?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

notthat i know of

but this will be changing by next year

by Freneau on Apr 15, 2008 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

how so?

really frustrating to not even be able to watch even when willing to pay

by Dubya on Apr 15, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't even have the courtesy to give you a workaround

doesn't sound as good

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by MileHighKCfan on Apr 15, 2008 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

grudz

definitely not bored tonight...

by blue bandwagon on Apr 15, 2008 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Crimony

we have two starters with microscopic ERAs.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Three, really

Tomko's one inning away from a sub-2.00 ERA.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 15, 2008 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice win by the sox tonight

i listened to the indians radio broadcast during the 9th

by Freneau on Apr 15, 2008 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, it was pretty cool

I was at the student center with my friends, lamenting what looked like a loss and our lack of beer. The Sox came back, solving one problem. :P

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

greinke...

back to openly mocking bannister...

by blue bandwagon on Apr 15, 2008 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

He's dropped that slow curve in for a strike several times tonight. No wonder they're not squaring anything up.

by 2X2L on Apr 15, 2008 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Un Peu Chin

Music devant le K.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 15, 2008 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Ugh super duper nasty curveball

75mph curve, 69mph curve, 95 brushback pitch, 73mph curve. Man that was a nasty nasty sequence

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 15, 2008 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

amazing

we are just tearing hitters up

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 15, 2008 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

So....Greinke for the 8th?

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by MileHighKCfan on Apr 15, 2008 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Why the hell not

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 15, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why Not?

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 15, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

Pitch count's good. Let him go eight and have Soria slam the door.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't want him going over 100.

Eight innings would be fine with me.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you, NHZ

With a 3+ run lead and this bullpen, there is no reason for him to go over 100.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 15, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now who's overreacting?

Nobody said anything about going over 100. If he gets out of the eighth on 5 pitches, I have no problem with him starting the ninth at 92.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 15, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is "oy vey" ever an overreaction?

I'm not even quite sure what it means.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 15, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I just don't want Zack getting a high pitch count for no real reason when he hasn't exactly been a 200-inning-PAP-immune-Carlos-Zambrano-ish monster in the past. He's still on the upper range of the injury nexus, so we should be cautious when we can afford it.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

84 pitches

He might go nine if he has a quick 8th.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 15, 2008 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oy vey

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 15, 2008 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Remember, if he gets to triple digits his arm falls off. By degrees.

by 2X2L on Apr 15, 2008 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

a surprise look into loyal2s Royals nook

Kinda off topic, but I had to note that my calendar says that not only is it permanently October, but that Greinke is Mr. Playoff ;)

That'd be him up there next to my silver skating metal ;D...and then I have a cutout of the 'omg we didn't lose 100 games this year' from the Star last September.

And then that other one is mark teahen, gil meche, david dejesus, john buck, and naturally i've got an invitation to Sluggerrr's 10th birthday party back in 06.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 15, 2008 12:07 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

yeah, my grandma gave me the hook up on chocolate chip cookies this weekend

he's eating them like crack.

That's actually one of those big fuzzy pillow things. And is ~royal blue~ so it works in my nook. Along with my ROYALS BLANKET THAT WILDTHANG DOES NOT OWN ;)

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 15, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man,

I really can't wait to be home for the summer.

Not that I don't love UMF and everything, but seeing the Sox and the Royals--combined with the happy freedom from academics--is going to rule.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

academics are for the weak.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 15, 2008 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

You said it

I'm a big believer in the Billy Joel idea that "straight A students think too much."

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Catholic Girls Start

Much too late.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 15, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Love that song

Billy Joel is the man.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't you know about the new fashion honey?

all you need is looks and a whole lotta money.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 15, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Still rock and roll to me

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

M's Announcers Think

"Billy Butler" sounds like a hitter.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 15, 2008 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

An off-shoot infection

Closely related to lime disease.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shit Hitting The

Fan.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 15, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey,

it's a wandering Corcoran!

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

holy crap

guillen has two hits in one night!

we need to play more games on the west coast.

by Dubya on Apr 15, 2008 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

He's still a bust

Forever. I don't care what he does the rest of the season; if he has a bad first two weeks, he's a bust.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 15, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

You may have missed the sarcasm, DC ;)

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe he was trying double reverse sarcasm

It is hard to pull that off without pulling a hammy

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 15, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

NYRoyal got it

it's like a quadruple axel. impressive but pointless.

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Apr 15, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

9.1, 9.1, 9.1, 8.2 (french judge), 9.2

Yes, that was a figure skating joke.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

not a bad one actually

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by MileHighKCfan on Apr 15, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was slow on the uptake

You are a level of sarcasm ahead of me, and I find it troubling that I'm lagging behind.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 15, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Very perceptive of you

(sarcasm)

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

and nearly impossible to pull off

at least for a female. And really, that's all I actually watch when I watch ice skating.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 15, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Merely stating statistical truths

still waiting on the almighty power stroke to rip that big first homerun

by Dubya on Apr 15, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

w/e

It's good to see him off the 'scneid.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Statistical truth that he's a bust after a bad two weeks?

Please don't sully the name of "statistics" by attaching that kind of analysis to it.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 15, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gordon has a hitting streak on the line

TIME TO GO YARD

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Apr 15, 2008 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Germy's Disease Strikes

The M's.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 15, 2008 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Revenge slide by Guillen

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 15, 2008 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

one of these nights...

we're gonna set the scoreboard on fire and score six runs.

by blue bandwagon on Apr 15, 2008 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Either Could Happen

Independently.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 15, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of the Miracle Mets

"We don't want to set the world on fire, we just want to finish ninth."

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh man

is it really the 8th already? LIke...I know that it's been 2 hours, but still. That shit is bananas.

b-a-n-a-n-a-s?

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 15, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOO

How do we go from billy joel to HER?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

you know me

I aim to disappoint. :]

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 15, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would've been okay if you'd gone

with Pink, but what's-her-face is BAAAAD.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

she ruined fiddler on the roof for me

sadly, I have to agree.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 15, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

"sadly," I missed her role in that...

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Former M's getting revenge

Meche must be chomping at the bit

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Apr 15, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Buck-Ho

Steps on the Sailors's throats.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 15, 2008 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

TPJ...

with runners in scoring position! a dream for any royals fan!!!!

by blue bandwagon on Apr 15, 2008 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

John Buck = the man

And once again...is he still mulleting? I can't remembering if anyone answered that.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 15, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's a Deeply

Personal decision.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 15, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Which the crowd is divided on!

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

i definitely missed this convo earlier

but what's Greinke's pitch count up to?

In the post game Sunday, Hillman mentioned that he was okay with running a guy out there with 130 thrown, so long as the starter's feeling good and strong still...

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 15, 2008 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

87

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 15, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

85

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 15, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

84 right now, I think

wow, that is a really troubling philosophy by Hillman

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 15, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's a let it ride, trust your amigos kind of man

Consults Ross Gload before every managerial decision

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Apr 15, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

They do it in Japan

And he was successful in Japan. Therefore, trey will do it here. Until GMDM bitches him out.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 15, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do I Hear

83?

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 15, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

On the pitchcount scale, which ranges from "worrisome" to "catastrophic", he's only at "alarming".

by 2X2L on Apr 15, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Degrees of overuse

Is that more silly than thinking that 120 pitches is just fine and it suddenly becomes overuse/abuse at 121? Or is the tipping point for you 130?

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 15, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about? Pitchers are always at risk of injury, so just sending them out there at all is in fact worrisome.

BTW, I think you take him out now, not because of pitch count but because the last two hitters have finally squared him up. Reduced effectiveness -- time to let the bullpen have a shot.

by 2X2L on Apr 15, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn you, Tony

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 15, 2008 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Thank you

You were about to be kicked off the site

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 15, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

with two outs...

tpj should just bring his glove with him to the batters box... it would save a teammate some energy.

by blue bandwagon on Apr 15, 2008 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Swing The Glove!

It could catch on.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 15, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sexson Is A

Super-duper stud.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 15, 2008 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Ditto Wilkie.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 15, 2008 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

oh zack....

i wish i could watch him play every day...

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 15, 2008 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

(swoon, stage right)

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's hard for me not to swoon, tbh

OH MY GOD MARK TEAHEN I LOVE YOU TOO.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 15, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I lol'ed :P

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, you know...

i do what i can, i do what i can.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 15, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 15, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, that was weird. I put in the subject line, and it actually redacted my comment!

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 15, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's because god hates sass

....and sarcasm.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 15, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

...<lascivious comment redacted>, damnit.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Apr 15, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

anyone that comes to the plate

to grillz should be shot on the spot

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Apr 15, 2008 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

wasn't that gordo's AB music for a while?

or...no...wait. Someone used that back in 2006, swear to god.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 15, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

list of players with more HRs than Guillen

willy aybar
carl crawford
david murphy
jay payton
alex rios
the kid down the street
your mom

by Dubya on Apr 15, 2008 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

List of lists I don't care for

1. That one
2. The MLS standings
3. My Dad's grocery list
4. The menu for breakfast tomorrow
5. An alphabetical list of salmon recipes

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

6. whats-her-name

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 15, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

What the hell

is her name? Gwen...something? I really can't remember.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 15, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gwen Stefani

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 15, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

He definitely isn't laboring out there

looks almost bored

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by MileHighKCfan on Apr 15, 2008 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Sick!!!

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by MileHighKCfan on Apr 15, 2008 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit nice play wow

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Apr 15, 2008 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

terrific outing greinke!!!!

in honor i will not mock your interviews for at least one week! a hearty bowl of chipotle for you!

oh... and nice catch

by blue bandwagon on Apr 15, 2008 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

WOW

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Apr 15, 2008 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Teahie Is A

Golden God; thankfully Guillen is in RF.

Let's go, boys, to the toppermost of the poppermost!

by philofthenorth on Apr 15, 2008 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Thankfully that ball never got over 20 feet in the air

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by MileHighKCfan on Apr 15, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

i predict greinke getting shipped out again

just a wild guess.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 15, 2008 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

I hate these Ford commercials about Microsoft's Sync

system. Why in the hell would I want the blue screen of death in my car.

Proud father of a budding Royals fan.

by Skirra on Apr 15, 2008 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

why the hell...

would you want tpj as your ss? but sometimes, you just have to deal with it...

by blue bandwagon on Apr 15, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think Greinke will pitch the 9th

And he definitely shouldn't, particularly after throwing 107 last time. And there is absolutely no reason to pitch him in the 9th with this lead and a great bullpen.

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 15, 2008 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

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