Let's Play Baseball Mogul! (Something Awful Sports)

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 4, 2008 12:28 AM EDT

I apologize if you guys have already seen this - I searched you more thoroughly and with perversely than your average TSA screener, but some folks at Something Awful had done a real goldmine of a thread, where they play through a couple seasons of Baseball Mogul with your own Kansas City Royals, only with Ozzie Guillen as manager and Special Agent Dale Cooper as the GM.

Witness!:

The Amazing Joakim Soria

The Unloved Mark Teahan

The Suicidal Zack Greinke

The Rapist Kevin Youklis

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2679506

Again, murder me dead if this is old news.

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Faggots Ozzie Guillen is the mayor of comedy.

Lookout Landing visitor here. I always loved Royals Review and just read this a few months ago but gently caress this made me love the Royals as a team even more.

As an aside, I can't wait for the next battle for Grass Creek later this month since now that you guys have stolen Jose Guillen from us. How dare your team decimate the storied history of the Mariners by signing long-time beloved fan favorite Jose Guillen?!

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A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 4:54 AM EDT reply actions

Dude

you get the Rangers in your division. You don't need JG. thanks for the assist.

The first thing I know about someone in a KC hat is that they're loyal.

by grantfunk on Apr 4, 2008 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions

Meh

I probably disagree with you.

by Scott McKinney on Apr 4, 2008 11:12 AM EDT reply actions

i read this a while back

and there's some really funny stuff in this thread and in the sequel. His treatment of Teahen and Greinke is hilarious. It does drag in a few places, though.

by kyyrewyyoae on Apr 4, 2008 6:19 PM EDT reply actions