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Game 47 Open Thread - Royals (21-25) at Red Sox (30-19)

Kansas City Royals at Boston Red Sox, May 22, 2008 1:35 PM EDT


Fortunately, it's a daytime start for Brian Bannister (4.29 ERA). Unfortunately, he has to face the Red Sox.




 

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Yay Game Thread!

Feel free to delete my feeble attempt at a game thread.

I actually like our lineup today, considering Billy Boy’s troubles and all.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 1:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

course its a getaway day

so we’ll average about 2 pitches per PA

by royalsreview on May 22, 2008 1:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Worked Matsuzaka well thus far

I didn’t realize how wild he has been this year. 8 walks against Detroit! And he won!

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A RUN!

Holy crap!

On an another note, I am saddened at Guillen being selfish once again and hogging that RBI all to himself.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 1:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh come on

If he was being selfish, he’d have hit a home run so that Teahen wouldn’t have a chance to chokedrive him in.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A 2 out RBI, ths must be a good sign

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on May 22, 2008 1:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

F'in Teahen

clogging up the bases with his damned walks

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by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 1:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What kind of plate discipline is this?

Its almost like they’re trying not to swing at pitches out of the strike zone.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 1:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so did colon...

really eat TPJ last night?

by blue bandwagon on May 22, 2008 1:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dice K=not very good right now

by royalsreview on May 22, 2008 1:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

his control is always bad though.. he walked like 8 a couple starts ago in 5 innings

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on May 22, 2008 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIRTY-FOUR PITCHES.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 1:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Insurmountable

1-0 lead in Fenway Park is as insurmountable as you can get.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 1:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What a play by Gload!!!!

No way Butler makes that play….NO WAY!

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 1:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is pedroia wearing a weird necklace again

as has been discussed, baseball players love necklaces much more than the general male population

by royalsreview on May 22, 2008 1:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And I don't understand it

because that shit would drive me crazy while I was trying to play ball.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And unconventional facial hair...can't forget that...

they must have a far higher percentage of goatee-ish styles going on than the general male population

by Royal Revival on May 22, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Luis Alicea is the Red Sox fielding coach??!?!?

Isn’t that like making Ken Harvey your team dietician?

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 1:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Those who can, do

Those who can’t…

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I

Hate
Ross
Gload

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on May 22, 2008 2:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ross Gload pop out?

That’s unpossible!

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 2:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

at a loss...

after reading the posts, was trying to come up with a good joke that involved “Colon” and “nibbling”...at a loss so far…

by Royal Revival on May 22, 2008 2:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that is certainly something...

TPJ does not do… But, you guys probably already knew that.

by blue bandwagon on May 22, 2008 2:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BTW

Billy Buckner 5.30 ERA in 10 starts for AAA Tucson.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 2:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

On the flipside

JP Howell 2.73 ERA in 29 2/3 innings for Tampa Bay.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh, he's just pitching out of the bullpen

It’s not like he’s starting and putting up a 2.73 ERA. Relievers come and go.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on May 22, 2008 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're wrong

JP Howell will be the greatest pitcher who has ever played the game. Then who will be sorry?

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the other hand

Gator has provided far more value than Ed Hearn.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dice-K isn't the brightest, is he

Why nibble with your offspeed stuff, it’s the royals. Just throw fastballs up in the zone and we’ll take care of the rest.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on May 22, 2008 2:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DDJ?

Whats going on with him this series?

by cfizzle on May 22, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I believe the technical term for it is

“a slump”

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bannister is at 12 pitches

by royalsreview on May 22, 2008 2:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I've never understood the hype about Bannister having poor velocity

Today he’s throwing 89-91, which is like, average. Usually he’s 85-88 but it’s obvious he can throw this hard when he wants to….

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on May 22, 2008 2:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I think

It’s like Posnanski wrote about – it’s when he can’t change speed and his pitches are all 89-91 that he’s in trouble.

by Bornin85 on May 22, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

E for Effort

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 2:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know if that was a playable grounder

But Grudz hasn’t had the best defensive series.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 2:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Classy Boston fans

Booing Kevin Youkilis! What morons!

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Here we go, this didn't take long

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on May 22, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it's a shame...

we just lost our chance to avenge the no-hitter.

by blue bandwagon on May 22, 2008 2:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm now waiting for

“Pena would have turned both of those into outs”

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 2:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Remember when were 3-0!

We shoulda had a parade.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i remember...

when you said it wasn’t going to happen.

by blue bandwagon on May 22, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anybody else read

Mellinger’s uber depressing article today about the Sox?

by Bornin85 on May 22, 2008 2:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus.... ths s going to be a disaster

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by slayor on May 22, 2008 2:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is anyone really surprised that was a grand slam?

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 2:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i was.. it looked foul to me

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on May 22, 2008 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wanted to...

...be surprised with a double play. – TL

by timlacy on May 22, 2008 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That ball was foul bullshit!

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on May 22, 2008 2:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Banny Strategerically Lets

The Sawks clog the bases; it’s like judo.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 2:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on May 22, 2008 2:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to go drew.. you just killed the rally.. what an idiot

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on May 22, 2008 2:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yikes.

Let’s get Soria into the rotation ;).

I’m very concerned about Banny’s recent starts. Wow. How disappointing. – TL

by timlacy on May 22, 2008 2:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's been terrible

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on May 22, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And to...

...give it up to Drew. That stinks even worse. – TL

by timlacy on May 22, 2008 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He Is Not

Remembered fondly in Kenai.
http://www.alaskabaseballleague.com/kenai_peninsula-oilers/index.htm

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you

purposely type ”—TL” after everything or is that automatic

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on May 22, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

On purpose...

...I like the personal touch. – TL

by timlacy on May 22, 2008 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hah.. it reminds me of The Office

Bob Vance – Vance Refridgeration

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on May 22, 2008 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that like

when my mother sends me IMs and signs every single one of them “Love mom”?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks :(

Love, Your Mom

by timlacy on May 22, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aww

I’m just making fun.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is...

...the new gravy. – TL

by timlacy on May 22, 2008 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm Torn; They

Unclogged the bases but Drew killed the rally. Did the strategery work?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 2:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't, I hate the Royals

If this team weren’t so grossly incompetent at the dish we would of already won at least 1 game in this series

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on May 22, 2008 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has Banny gotten dumber?

Or is being smarter but less talented just a hard way to make it in this business?

by Big Guy on May 22, 2008 2:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

when's the due date...

on our petition to move to the national league?

by blue bandwagon on May 22, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They were jealous

of our “aggressiveness” on the base paths. Or perhaps they didn’t want the Royals beating them in any category, including caught stealling.

by Big Guy on May 22, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has Bannister thrown 50 pitches yet

this inning?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 2:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

32 this inning

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on May 22, 2008 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Olivo

is havin a good year defensively too !

sign Greinke a Evan Longoria type deal now.

by kcscoliny on May 22, 2008 2:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Like a Jason LaRue type defensive year?

I really don't know what to say... Did the post above this signature make sense? Probably not.

by RoyalsFanInMarinerTown on May 22, 2008 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(tongue in cheek, of course)

I really don't know what to say... Did the post above this signature make sense? Probably not.

by RoyalsFanInMarinerTown on May 22, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bannister looks as sharp as my pillows

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on May 22, 2008 2:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey

Hows ya doin – JM

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on May 22, 2008 2:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

leave my initials out of this

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My initials not yours..

go get your own

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on May 22, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm almost certain

they were mine before they were yours. :p

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i never said they werent.. i just said.. mine are better than yours so there

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on May 22, 2008 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh uh

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by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Try "Oh, Huh"

It cannot be refuted.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank God for Alex.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 2:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHA

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on May 22, 2008 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...we don't hit sac flies

which is part of the problem, to be honest

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Finally it ends

I guess we technically still have a chance to win, if we can get dice-k at 100 pitches through four innings.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on May 22, 2008 2:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This team

will not win 80 games. I’ll be happy with 75 which looks like a stretch.

by gordonrules on May 22, 2008 2:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

as long as bannister continues to pitch like cy dumb and not cy young

yes, it’s going to be hard to win 80 games

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on May 22, 2008 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ill be disapointed with anything less 110 wins

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on May 22, 2008 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dice K throws 34 pitches in the 1st inning

Banny throws 34 pitches they score 4 runs…

sign Greinke a Evan Longoria type deal now.

by kcscoliny on May 22, 2008 2:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Surprising but true

This surprised me:

Grand Slams given up 2004-2008
TBD – 31
SEA – 31
BOS – 28
BAL – 27
KCR – 21
DET – 21
CHW – 20
TEX – 19
OAK – 17
CLE – 17
MIN – 16
TOR – 15
LAA – 14
NYY – 11

Seems like we have given up a ton.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 2:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

on the contrary.. the royals have yet to get one in almost 2 years

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on May 22, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dice K continues to give us free baserunners

Knowing this team is almost entirely incapable of turning them into runs.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on May 22, 2008 2:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

four walks????

even the Royals can accidentally turn one or two of those into runs.

by Sean O Se on May 22, 2008 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Grudz really had grit

he’d have just taken second base

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 2:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome AB Jose

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by slayor on May 22, 2008 2:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Remy's obsessed with pajamas

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 2:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Royals looking to hurry up and make outs

So they can make it through customs on time on their way to Toronto.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 2:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else...

watching the game on FSN in KC? The cable feed is really choppy for me.

by Bart41 on May 22, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

starting to rain

maybe we can undo the grand slam?

by Sean O Se on May 22, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I call Olivo HR

First. It’s mine…

by Big Guy on May 22, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

6 baserunners in 3 innings, 1 run

Woe is us.

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by slayor on May 22, 2008 2:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How Many Runs

Do you get for a 2-out first pitch warning track fly ball with 2 on?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 2:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

47

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Royals Win!!!!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chef Raul

up in SEA against DET with the bases loaded 0 out…

by Bart41 on May 22, 2008 2:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

when was...

the royals last grand slam? anybody know?

by blue bandwagon on May 22, 2008 2:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't look now, but after a loss today we're right back to 5 games under

And incredibly close to the Tigers record. Yuck. Probably be 5.5 games out also. Just about out of the race.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on May 22, 2008 2:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it happens...

we just need to beat the twins/tigers/white sox consistently.

by Bart41 on May 22, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, now the game is over

Later guys

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by slayor on May 22, 2008 2:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gator Guns It

In to…....someone…...somewhere…....

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 2:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dont look now but Carlos Gomez hit another homer his 4th and has more than most of our team

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on May 22, 2008 2:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Joyce...

just hit another bomb. This kid just hot or good? or both?

by Bart41 on May 22, 2008 2:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Since he plays for Detroit

I’m going with the “Chris Shelton” explanation until proven otherwise.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do They Get

47 runs for Drew’s fly, too? ‘Cause if they do, we’re screwed.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No

There was only one on, so they only get 23.5

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by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Royals Still Win!!!!!!!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

strange...

g-load popped out..

by cfizzle on May 22, 2008 2:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

back in KC...

listened to Bob Davis on the radio today. He’s horrible. Unbelievably bad.

by Bart41 on May 22, 2008 2:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sign Barry Bonds

I can’t take this offense !!! UGH

sign Greinke a Evan Longoria type deal now.

by kcscoliny on May 22, 2008 2:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I must need sleep.

I just hallucinated Gator with an XBH.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 2:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He Drove One

In the Marlins series, too.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're Not Goint

To believe this; Gload swung at ball 3 and popped up. No, really.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 2:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love...

stealing 3rd with 2 out.

by Bart41 on May 22, 2008 2:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gee, I wonder now why Gator wanted to steal third.

Welcome to Fenway.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 2:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My bad, my bad

I should’ve asked to grit one “in”, not “out”

Grudz was just doing as asked.

by Bornin85 on May 22, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not That Much

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even Gathright cannot score from second

on a sharply-hit single to left in Fenway.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny Coulda Done

The Bump with the ball girl and still thrown him out at the plate.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate games like this.

We’re just bizarro-clutch

by Bart41 on May 22, 2008 2:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone want to guess Banny's excuse today?

1) It was cloudy, so it’s not really a day game
2) It’s too cold in Boston in May
3) I can magically control my BABIP – but home runs I can’t help

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on May 22, 2008 2:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

regression...

he couldn’t maintain a .87 day game ERA.

by Bart41 on May 22, 2008 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does that mean

he’ll start winning night games again one of these days?

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on May 22, 2008 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hold on, he's texting me right now

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG FWIW I 2kd Manram 2day

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like how people are steadily turning on Banny

By August, he’ll be Mark Davis.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 2:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, no. No.

Lugo gets a fastball in the ear next at-bat if I’m pitching. The bunt was one thing. The jackassery afterward? Hospital.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 3:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF Was That?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno

but it was bush league.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

After he reached base

he struck this completely retarded Fonzie-type pose.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some Kind Of

Double finger pointing at someone.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of my best friends is a Sox fan, and his response was:

“Was his hand on his balls? If so he was just playing with himself. He does it all the time.”

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice, A-Gor

First pitch swing; insctrutable.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If we could face Matsuzaka every day

we’d lead the league in walks

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can We Score?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The question is

can we score twice?

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by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Teahie Needs To

Take a shot at the Monster.

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by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like he's trying

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by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you, Guillen

31 innings at Fenway, and prior to that double, the only ball the Royals hit off or over the monster was by….

GATOR!

Really, that’s just embarrassing!

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 3:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Teahen

pushes Dice to 100 pitches, and makes a productive out.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 3:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Ever Popular

Productive out.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 3:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd have preferred

a productive hit

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Olivoil; 2 AB's

2 pitches.

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by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 3:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

.500/.500/1.000

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh

i was just going to say i trust olivo more than most to sac fly it in.

but an actual hit is pretty good too.

hate to say it, but olivo is looking better on most fronts than buck. esp defensively.

by Sean O Se on May 22, 2008 3:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gload Took A

Strike?

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by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 3:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Catcher Had To

Stand up to catch it, and Gload almost swung.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 3:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AC needs to start hitting.

Otherwise, Grudz will still be at 2B in 2010.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 3:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's Pressing; That

Pitch bounced.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

After the Drew...

...grand salami, it’s nice to see the team hanging tough. – TL

by timlacy on May 22, 2008 3:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And 6 walks...

...by the 6th inning is encouraging too. – TL

by timlacy on May 22, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my god

pitcher on the ropes and 2 ks

sign Greinke a Evan Longoria type deal now.

by kcscoliny on May 22, 2008 3:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

matusaka is fairly

well known for lots of walks.

by cfizzle on May 22, 2008 3:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Barnett

must be working with Collaspo he didn’t miss a pitch for the 1st month of the season now he can’t make contact.

sign Greinke a Evan Longoria type deal now.

by kcscoliny on May 22, 2008 3:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Isn't it about time for him to get the axe?

I don’t know how much difference batting coaches make, but our most promising young hitters haven’t progressed all that much.

by nkkc on May 22, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I Don't See

How it could hurt.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Banny thought bubble

“I struck out Manny twice today, and I’m still getting my ass kicked?”

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 3:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously...

...That’s a microcosm of how difficult it’s been to evaluate our team this year. We’re on the cusp in a lot of areas. – TL

by timlacy on May 22, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He'll Be Back

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gator Bait?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 3:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Joey

seems like his batters eye has improved

sign Greinke a Evan Longoria type deal now.

by kcscoliny on May 22, 2008 3:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Grit<Plate Patience

on this occasion, at elast

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 3:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Jesus has forsaken me"

Some heckler bellowed this when DeJesus struck out—heard on TV audio.

by andrewmiller on May 22, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Clever

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet that guy

Has been a Sox fan his whole life…..or he’s a bandwagon fan that just started cheering for them in November of 2004.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The latter

probably a frat boy. Holy Cross or BC guy

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Papist, For

Sure.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not sure I'd have yelled that

especially with bad weather in the area

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How many times

have you seen a pitcher walk 6 and leave with a 2 run lead and never really been threatened to give up the lead.

sign Greinke a Evan Longoria type deal now.

by kcscoliny on May 22, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

was that pitch as far outside as it looked on Gameday?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Trivia time

In how many of Brett’s 21 seasons was his OBP higher than Gordon’s is right now?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 3:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Vida Blue.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good Guess

I say 3.

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by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gene Tenace?

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by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OBP

10

sign Greinke a Evan Longoria type deal now.

by kcscoliny on May 22, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The answer

at the time I was typing the question: 7
90 seconds later: 10

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not to bag on any player in particular

but one problem I see with our “offense” is some HUGE platoon splits (yes, I know, sample caveats aside).

Take a look at Gordon and Teahen vs lefties, then

take a look at Butler and Gullen vs righties, then

you will know why we have virtually no comebacks in the late innings. If the opposition has any kind of bullpen, and their manager is not imitating Bernie in “Weekend at Bernie’s”, then it’s “game over” for the Royals if they aren’t at least tied after 5 innings, IMHO.

Sad part of what I just typed: Those constitute the everyday 3-4-5-6 hitters in our lineup!

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gordon and Butler should improve their splits.

Teahen and Guillen = old dogs new tricks etc etc.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plunk The Punk!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 3:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hillman

needs to be more careful with pitch counts.

Honestly, with the way Banny labored thru 5 innings, and the bullpen in fairly good shape, and considering we would need only 3 innings from them today, since we are going to lose, why would you send him out there in the 6th? What’s the point? Makes no sense from a cost/benefit standpoint.

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A Strike From

Gobble at the ankles, then the BB.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pedroia Defies Physics

That bat is bigger than he is.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 3:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

In Soviet Boston

bat swings you

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most comical TV moment of the week

listening to Ryan compare Pedroia’s swing to TPJ’s

High comedy.

Ryan did say that Pedroia gets away with it because he tends to swing at balls in the strikezone more than TPJ.

I’m nominating that one for an Emmy ; category = most unneccesarily obvious comment of the year…

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, how cruel

Bryan Smith at BP just raised the spectre of K-State making the CWS. I can’t remember that ever happening, and now I’m going to be angry and disappointed when it doesn’t.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I Really Wanted

The Royals to get Lowell this off season; I think he has another 2 good years. He didn’t have to prove it, goddamnit!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Move Gordon to shortstop?

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Left Field; This

Was pre-Guillen.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Going out on a limb here

I don’t think this is going to be our day.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just Leave Yimmy

Out there; no point in burning up the pen now.

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by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Steve Stewart

King of the lame puns.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That proves my point

The bullpen should REMAIN rested for tomorrow now – it should be Yabuta time for the last 2 innings.

Leaves Banny in 1 inning too long, that saves the bullpen exactly 1 out, then goes to pen, and with Manny, Lowell, and Youkalis the next 3, with the team sorta still in the game, you can’t go to a righty there? Has Hillman seen Gobbles splits????

What makes that all the dumber is a righty will be coming in to finish this game for us anyway – so why not for ONE ADDITIONAL OUT???

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 4:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Selfish bastard.

Hitting a home run, driving in 75% of our runs, screw him.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

the most unenthusiastic home run call ever…it is a home run..no…yep a home run

sign Greinke a Evan Longoria type deal now.

by kcscoliny on May 22, 2008 4:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sent from: Banny29

Poz, Fnwy Prk sux! I wuz makin my pitches, but that Grn Mnster is so close! My BAPIP iz hurtin!

CYA in Trnto!

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My gameday must be stuck in an error loop

It seems to be crediting all of our hitters with a HR

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 4:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That'd be awesome

if it counted.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Royals home run?

DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Teahen's line for the day

.000/.750/.000

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Craig Hansen sounds good enough to pitch for us.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Teahen = Barry Bonds

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on May 22, 2008 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit

It was an error!

I honestly thought we hit back to back HRs.

Damn it – these team is jinxed in ways that are entirely unimaginable!

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Olivo Has To

Stay in the lineup.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And Now, Gload

Will…............

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by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's not a golden sombrero

I think its like the golden dunce cap

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As Long As

It’s not the golden thong.

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by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure

I don’t even want to contemplate that for most college softball teams.

Except maybe LA-Lafayette. Their roster’s loaded with cute tiny girls who hit .500 by deliberately Baltimore chopping.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3

and a K. Better or worse?

by nkkc on May 22, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn it!

I thought we were doing something against a good pitcher – gameday showed it as David Aardsma for a second.

Dude in Fenway typing this stuff in needs to be canned…

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GameCenter on CBSSports.com

has Aardsma listed, but not pitching to anyone. Then Hansen, who gave up the tater.

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on May 22, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

check out Hansen's pic on gameday

looks like he’s trying to out-dude Gordon

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was lookin it up

Gordon has 3 more k’s against lefties than hits.

sign Greinke a Evan Longoria type deal now.

by kcscoliny on May 22, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Howard

has over 100 more Ks than hits for his career.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If we score two runs every inning

We’ll only lose by 2

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I would like

to know our Runs per game in the getaway games? Has to be higher than during others.

sign Greinke a Evan Longoria type deal now.

by kcscoliny on May 22, 2008 4:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Last game of the series

at DET 4-1
at MIN 3-1
vs. NYY 1-6
vs.MIN 5-1
at SEA 6-11
at LAA 3-5
at OAK 1-7
vs.CLE 0-2
vs.TOR 2-5
at TEX 1-2
at CLE 2-0
vs LAA 9-4
vs.BAL 5-6
vs.DET 8-4
at FLA 9-3
Record: 7-8
Avg: 3.93 runs/game
Allowing 3.87 runs/game

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it takes a series like this one

to remind me how far we need to go to reach the Promised Land.

I think we are still improved, but there is still a ways to go…

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on May 22, 2008 4:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't laugh, and it may not matter overall,

but I’ve actually been encouraged by YY’s last 3 appearances.

Perhaps he had just been nervous or something – time will tell.

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 4:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's definitely improved.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think this series is going to hurt more than just a 4 game losing streak.

I feel like the way they got beaten up and demoralized in every concievable variety of ways
a) no hit by ahem Jon Lester
b) a close game they loaded the bases en route to a comeback and still lost because they couldn’t get a guy home from 3rd with 1 out
c) got beaten by William the Refrigerator Perry on his first start back
d) got blown out to seal the series
that we are going to go on a bit of a prolonged slide here. I’m guessing probably 7 – 13 over the next twenty games. I hope I’m wrong but I think this has a lasting impact not the least of which is we won’t sniff .500 again until next season.

Be that as it may, I’m hoping this can be chalked up to a learning experience.

by MKforKC on May 22, 2008 4:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bonus reason

Blown out yes – but giving up TWO grand slams in the same game is extra special, no?

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 4:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It Took Some

Planning.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Answer

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't stand the way he pouts

(I’m just a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would like everyone to remember something very important.

Yes, we got swept.

By the best baseball team on the planet.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What funk?

They swept Milwaukee before we showed up.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Error Gload

Urge to kill…..rising.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you know what I like?

When we put Gload at first instead of Butler, and he makes and error, pops out 3 times, and strikes out once. If that is what the Royals are looking for in a backup 1B, I’ll do it on the cheap!

by nkkc on May 22, 2008 4:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My YY comment

was used to set up this plan:

Move Soria to the rotation
Move Tomko to the bullpen (long relief)
Either Ramirez or Nunez (or sometimes Mahay) closes
Yabuta assumes role of setup to the setup guy

Considering the lack of run support, this may be the only true way for this team to reach 500 this year

(And, yes, NYRoyal, I do think playing 500 this year is THAT important – mainly to my chances of selling more peanuts in the damn recession-going-on-depression we’re in)

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 4:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

but are you gritty?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on May 22, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I Have Grit

I don’t even use.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grit conservation

How very green of you.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Waste Not, Want

Not; I’ll leave the world some grit when I’m gone.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YY ERA update

5.85 and dropping…

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 4:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd come and buy more peanuts

from you, but I can’t afford to drive to KC.

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on May 22, 2008 4:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Am I alone

In wanting Andrew Sisco’s fat ass back? At least he’s not hurting anyone in AAA.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes,

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no,

he buys tacos, not peanuts

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on May 22, 2008 4:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Where did Aardsma get filth?

I remember when he came up with the Giants, and he sucked.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jose Lima?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I said filth

not discharge

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, it could go either way

since we’re talking about “nasty stuff”

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember he came up

With Jesse Foppert and Jerome Williams. They kept those three guys, and gave away Francisco Liriano, Joe Nathan and Boof Bonser. Brilliant.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yessir

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gordon Could At

Least park one about 500’ from home for grins.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

But that would be

selfish.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

400' Short

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wasn't aggressive enough

sat around at waited for a pitch. What a douche

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two straight infield hits

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Guillen needs a triple for

the most meaningless cycle in baseball history

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He ain't getting one

in Fenway.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, it's time for Teahen

to make us forget how disappointing he’s been

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

another benefit of having hitters with patience is that there is more time

for our awesome commentary to sink in

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which is really all that matters

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've missed much of the game

is there another reason besides the fact that he’s blocking the future of the team

(hint: it’s not quite Bob Costas)

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 popouts, a K

and an error

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cora Is Ready

For vaudeville with that juggling act.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

they won't pitch to Teabag

they think he is Barry Bonds

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by buddyball on May 22, 2008 4:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it was easy for GMDM to be a big man

and shuffle the roster and talk about accountability…

when it wasn’t his guys

by royalsreview on May 22, 2008 4:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can't we get him drunk

And convince him it was Allard who signed Ross to that two year deal?

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He ripped that one

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by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

To No Avail

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait!

If Guillen triples in the NINTH,

it might cap off the greatest comeback in team history!

(I’m schizo – I go from moresly depressed and angry about this team to wildly optimistic at the drop of a hat. Probably need to stay on my meds)

(Kidding about the meds)

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 4:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

meds=beer

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, Beer Is

Good food.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

right, and good food eliminates the need for medication

it’s the circle of life

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you might want to consider it :)

seriously, I’m the same way – I’m surprised I haven’t destroyed my computer some nights

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on May 22, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MIGUEL

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Three run HR!

Love all this offense after we’ve given up 11 runs!

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So if we

hadn’t signed Olivo or Guillen I don’t think we would ever score any runs.

by I need more Esteban on May 22, 2008 4:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dayton Moore Is

Clueless, wot?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No clue how to acquire offense.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

More seriously

Looking over the off-season moves… all the pitchers acquired have been subpar, and all the offense acquired has been good. HMMMMM.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guillen OPS update

732.

That’s amazing, considering his first 100 ABs or so…

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 4:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How is his shortstop defense?

In all seriousness, I did see Trey working with Olivo at 1B. Wonder if that will be an option at all this year.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Olivo=A-rod of KC

selfish, meaningless HRs

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd love to see him

collapse in a post season for us

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on May 22, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's trade him before he gets the chance

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Screw you, Gload.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I Like His

Pop off the bench; please put him there.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

speaking of potb

young mr. smith has been popping in Omaha.

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by buddyball on May 22, 2008 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have decided

that I could hit .300/.400/.500 in Omaha.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

veteran presence....

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on May 22, 2008 4:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So the Royals have 6 XBHs and 8 BBs in ONE GAME, and all they’ve managed to do is set up a save opportunity for Papelbon?

Wow – I think they went an entire week earlier in the year without amassing those totals!

Only the Royals

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 4:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Back to Hillman: let me get this straight:

So, now that we’re within 3 runs, it’s OK to use Nunez for the first time in the series, but there was no reason to bring him in to face Lowell with the bases loaded and the team still within 5 runs in the 6th?

OK, got it.

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 4:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

High leverage inning only come at the end of the game

That’s why he’s saving Soria, or when we’re 5 runs down.

Imagine the psychological damage it would do to the Sox if they couldn’t double up the Royals!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I gave up trying to figure out his bullpen management

the minute he let Gobble pitch to Casey ”.252 vs. lefties” Kotchman.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

err...

”.525 vs lefties”, that is

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by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, River Dunce

Is throwing.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Should have added

something about within 3 runs, but might as well be a 100, because Papelbon will pitch the 9th.

Tell me Trey, which situation would have leveraged one of your top 2-3 relievers the best?

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Really disappointing

I thought with the way he talked this winter that he’d be an unorthodox manager who would handle his bullpen differently, but he seems to be pretty conventional thus far.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Nunez defnitely couldn't handle closing

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who would replace Soria?

I can’t think of anyone.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm Still Hoping

Davies will come through.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unless You Want

To K Big Papi or something.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ramirez either.

They don’t have the grit.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um, bullpen

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um, what?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SOrry, i meant to add that to my comment below

it should have been “sinister stare from the bullpen,” not dugout, which would imply that he had been used

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't forget the psychological edge having Soria lurking has obviously giving the Royals

this whole series, with his sinister stare from the dugout

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I See Your

Point.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's look at Moore's Offensive Acquisitions Verus Allard "I set the franchise back 30 years" Baird

(can you guess which side I fall on?)
Moore is more:
Guillen
Olivio
Gaithright

A Baird in hand is worth giving away all those in the minors:
Neifi Perez – no comment
Mark Teahen – yay
John Buck – ugh
Reggie Sanders
Juan Gonazlez

by MKforKC on May 22, 2008 4:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well yea

When you compare DM’s best moves with Allard’s worst moves, Allard is going to look bad.

How bout: Joe Randa, Raul Ibanez, Alex Gordon, and Billy Butler?

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LIMA TIME

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BELIEVE IT!

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alex Gordon and Billy Butler were free agent acquisitions and/or trades?

News to me.
I mean we can start talking Colt and Huber and the other bozos too if you want to talk squandered draft picks by the worst GM in major sports history.

by MKforKC on May 22, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baird wasn't the worst.

He replaced the worst.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You didn't stipulate free agent/acquisition and/or trades

You just said “offensive acquisitions”. Still, Ibanez was better than anything DM has done thus far.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, if they were worth a damn

they wouldn’t have combined for four doubles, two homers, and a bajillion RBIs today.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank God

we’re done playing these guys until August.

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 4:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And then October!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but we've only got 12 games left against Detroit

which makes me sad.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Callaspo can break out

against Papelbon

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on May 22, 2008 4:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gator's OPS is already over .600!

Replacement level, here we come!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or not

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on May 22, 2008 4:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Here's something I noticed

The Sox use a good hitter for 8 innings, THEN replace him with a defensive substitute late.

What a concept!

And this from a team that could seemingly carry an all-defense-no-hit type in their lineup.

Hard to take the Royals seriously until they address the shortstop and firstbase problems, IMHO.

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 4:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Replacing them

Hurts their confidence though. This will come back to bite Boston.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't watched every game

But Callaspo has looked rather lame to me lately. Don’t know if anyone has any thoughts? (Besides anything having to do with being better than TPJ).

by I need more Esteban on May 22, 2008 4:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If Callaspo isn't the SS answer,

then trade some pitching for what we need.

The pipeline is supposed to be brimming with pitching prospects, and once again we will not contend this season, so how does that not make sense?

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who are you going to trade for?

There’s no good SS on the market.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eckstein!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Besides

You don’t want to block Mike Aviles, who will be a future All-Star someday.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(because he’s not a future all-star now)

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you will see this eventually.

Not many trading partners right now, but maybe closer to July.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tying run at the plate.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice Billy!

a pansy hit to right but I’ll take it everytime against Papelbon.

by I need more Esteban on May 22, 2008 4:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love gameday

SINGLE (in huge letters)

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If Gordon doesn't HR this right now

he’s a choker, forever, and should be traded

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pop up to end the game

Trade him to Oakland in a three team deal for a light hitting shortstop please!

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

High Drama!!!!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd be excited about this situation

If the Royals didn’t so consistently blow them

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on May 22, 2008 4:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Billy doesn't get caught by defensive indifference

miracle

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He Didn't Fall

Down.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2nd Pitch Was

Close.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay...

I just wanna say, it took something to get to having the tying run at the plate in the 9th in this game.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

I hate it when we just roll over and do nothing in the ninth. This team just has to keep fighting.

by I need more Esteban on May 22, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GORDON FOR ECKSTEIN NOW!!!!! 11111 ONE !

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NO

Trade him for a Proven Closer™

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK

GORDON FOR JOE BOROWSKI NOW !! ONE ONE ONE !!!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how about a Professional Hitter™?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on May 22, 2008 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a wuss

Even if he had knocked it out, it would only have TIED the game.

What an entitled choker

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What I was hoping for

was a walk, so that Guillen could come up and strike out.

Then everyone could forget how he was the entire offense for 2/3 of the game and bitch about him some more.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Missed It By

That much.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 22, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

remember

if he had hit it out, it would have absolutely killed the rally!

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on May 22, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suicide squeeze

that would have been the right play. If Gordon couldn’t get back ‘round to home, it’s his own, entitled, 1st round pick fault

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WE NEVER GAVE UP!

We had tremendous fight and tenacity. That will give us momentum going into Toronto. Today they just wanted it more. Its a moral victory, and a good test of character for a young team like this….yadda….yadda…..

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 4:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

some guys are just getting to comfortable, thinking they've already arrived

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh.:)

you should be a manager’s script writer.

by Sean O Se on May 22, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We just have to work more on the fundamentals.

Moving the runners and being aggressive. You can’t expect your guys to go out and hit half a dozen doubles and a couple of homers, you know.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't execute

We walked too much early in the game against Dice-K. You have to be aggressive in those situations and drive in runners. You can’t wait back and expect him to make mistakes. He’s 7-0…he knows how to win.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

From the Irony Department:

In two games this series, our two best young hitters came up with men in scoring position and a chance to take the lead or tie the game late, and both fell flat. Symbolically, it can’t get much worse than that.

by Eppenweb on May 22, 2008 4:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I appreciate where your going

Hope to high heaven that certain sportswriters don’t notice this

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

of for the love of god.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its like rain

On your wedding day.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 22, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have to remember

she’s Canuckian. They have a different dialect, and irony probably means something else.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

but did you know that I actually live in Ontario?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can has canadian dollarz?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No,

But please take Alanis. She’s making my ears bleed.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No thank you

Alanis Morrissette has had exactly 10 useful minutes on this planet.

i.e., the last 10 minutes of Dogma.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

Have to part ways on that one. Kevin Smith is better when he remembers he isn’t all that smart.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aren't most comedic types?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Forgotten reason for today's loss

TPJ wasn’t there to carry the team to victory on his own, a la the series against Detroit

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Or the Yankees.

I like beating the Yankees.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not quite what it used to be

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Once more: SHIP OUT GORDON NOW

Here’s how spoiled he is: he scored three runs today, but only got ONE hit. Lazy, lazy, lazy. Some guys need to look in the mirror, then look at the guys who didn’t just get it all handed to them on a plate: TPJ, Gload, that other guy…

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 5:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bigger question: Are any of you revising your opinion of Banny?

Really, I think the last month or so has shown he’s more of a #4/#5 guy than a #3. I hope Meche keeps pitching like he has recently. Then I think the rotation should fall out:

1 – Greinke
2 – Meche
3 – Hochevar
4 – Banny
5 – Tomko

That’s not great, but it may be more realistic.

by Eppenweb on May 22, 2008 5:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I still like him

but I think I said a few weeks back that I think he’s a rich man’s Josh Towers. #4 pitcher is his upside. I’d happily be proven wrong, though.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry

I’m an idiot. I don’t know who Mark Davis is. Of course, this comment may or may not be directed at me…

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mark Davis won the 1989 NL Cy Young.

The Royals signed him to a massive contract, and he immediately turned into Hideo Nomo circa 2008.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah

a proto-Zito

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Zito's downfall was delayed, I suppose)

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

More embarassing

reveals my lack of knowledge re: baseball and Royals history to the world

All my stuff about Soria as a starter, etc. is now reversed. Time to Lexus-Nexus “George Brett” +“pitching strategy”

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RR has suggested this before,

but a bold move would be Meche for a starting position player – either shortstop or first basemen.

Perhaps he could bring an existing starting position player + a decent prospect as well.

Remember, if he pitches like last year again, that contract makes him VERY attractive to virtually ANY team.

(This would go along beautifully with my move Soria to the rotation campaign)

by loyal2sdad on May 22, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

a bunch of us have been on that campaign a lot lately

we don’t exactly get a welcome wagon

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, George Brett says...

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on May 22, 2008 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was awesome

Where else in the world can a guy who was one of the best ever to hit a little ball with a round bat be taken as an authority. It’s like he was speaking ex cathedra. or something. I’m not theologian.

Now, if Eric Clapton had said it…

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on May 22, 2008 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've got a blue bandwagon..

that is far from full after this four game sweep.

by blue bandwagon on May 22, 2008 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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