BREAKING NEWS: Tony Pena Jr. steals your significant other!
by NHZ on May 27, 2008 3:32 PM EDT
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PrintKANSAS CITY, MISSOURI. Confirming rumors that had been in the works since Sunday after the third Royals-Blue Jays game, sources close to the Kansas City Royals have confirmed that Tony Pena Jr. has stolen your significant other. At least for the time being.
"I can't believe it," [you] were quoted as saying after hearing the news. "It's one thing for that prick to ruin my life by not hitting his own weight, but this is just ridiculous. He looks like the love child of Legolas [from lord of the rings] and LL Cool J."
Pena and [your significant other] were reported to have been dating behind [your] back ever since Pena stopped hitting well in May of 2007. Pena, when asked to comment, reminded your humble reporter that "ho, ho, I am richer than [you], after all."
[Your significant other] could not be reached for comment, but Pena hinted at an engagement that could be consummated with a summer wedding. Pena also said it would be great to get married at home plate before one of the Royals home games.
When asked about your prediction of the happiness of the potential newlyweds, [you] only growled and said: "they'll never make it to first base."
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On the positive side,
at least you know she will be safe from spousal abuse – that guy can’t hit anybody
That's it, now I've had enough of this guy
This will not stand. Trade him to a team in the Chinese Taipei league.
I probably disagree with you.
dont have a topic that says the words 'BREAKING NEWS' and the name "Tony Pena" in it
it makes my ears perk up like we demoted him or something.. but funny post
Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right
I'm sorry, focs,
just attempting to inject some humor into the situation.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
haha.. you can understand how one just might hope that maybe just maybe one day a guy hitting like .160 will be demoted
Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right
I wish that were an option
And if he had any options remaining, it would be.
I probably disagree with you.
by Scott McKinney on May 27, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
ya really think someone would claim him off of waivers?
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on May 27, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Do I think some team would want a plus-plus defensive SS as a utility IFer?
Yes
I probably disagree with you.
by Scott McKinney on May 27, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Correction
Plus-plus-plus.
:)
I probably disagree with you.
by Scott McKinney on May 27, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
If you add another plus, I'll agree with you.
I probably disagree with you.
by Scott McKinney on May 27, 2008 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, plus-plus
two plusses for the two errors he committed yesterday that the official scorer didn’t charge him with…
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
I knew you might take this news badly...
I’m sorry. I hate being dumped too. :P
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
Apologize this retard
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Amazing
I lol’ed. Have you fanshotted that? You should.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
I think it was already, I'm not sure. Wasn't it a couple weeks back.
One of the funniest stories all year. That and the White Sox “slumpbuster” thing.
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I like the "you" tag as well
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I think "joel" needs to be a tag
billybutlerformvp is getting into that territory, too
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on May 28, 2008 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sold on the former,
but billybutlerformvp should be the tag I use in posts when pitcher wins or fairweather fans are mentioned. :P
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
Geez, now I just feel sorry for him
what kind of fairweather fan would pick the Royals? Making fun of someone like that might be a hate crime.
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on May 28, 2008 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Also
I think “joel” (aka “steve phillips”) definitely should be in some sort of RR Hall of Fame, and a tag has to be in there. That’s a bigger no-brainer than Huber’s retired number.
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on May 28, 2008 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Your input is appreciated.
I will see what I can do with my next post. :D
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
stunning
+10 for adultery.
i’m going to stab him, i really loved my wife.
The first thing I know about someone in a KC hat is that they're loyal.
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