Despite getting just about 13 pitches per inning collectively, we scraped up a win. Woooow. We were out walked and out played; every sort of mishap that could have happened did (except not really).

Rumor has it that Trey Hillman had lightning patches sewn onto all the players' uniforms.

Boyfriend of the Day

David DeJesus

It goes without saying that DDJ was the golden boy of the game. Everyone and their mother has already declared it, so I'm just adding on to the pile of love for the baby faced outfielder from the Bronx. A homerun and an RBI double for the night.

Smitten Kitten

Ron Mahay!

Finally, Mahay earns his spot as Mr. May in the KC Casual calendar! I was going to be very upset if he didn't do something to earn my love in the past 31 days...you know, besides helping me kick ass in the hold category in the fantasy baseball league. Mahay went 1.1 innings and kept the score managable, with a walk and a strikeout.

Because I am not on my home computer, I will not be posting the updated results. But I have a funny feeling that Greinke and Guillen and Gordon are still leading the charts. Dunno, just a hunch. Keep your eyes peeled for the May edition of Boyfriend of the Month! Which of our bonnie-eyed lads will win? Stay tuned to find out!