Sounds like it’s a fun job. On Itunes, I did the sampling of all the songs to see if I wanted to buy the album and, of course, didn’t after hearing those 30 second samplings of each song. I do like the single, “Pork and Beans”, mainly for the verse about today’s popular music that Timbaland produces. I just like when people make fun of how crappy popular music is now. It kind of sucks that Weezer can’t quite find it anymore, as in my opinion, they are one of the best alternative bands of all time with some of their older stuff.

teardown of a terrible song. That said, I like a lot of Weezer’s old stuff, so go choke.

I speak in jest about the choking.

And I like a lot of the debut disc, though I never liked “Buddy Holly” at all (which is why it’s the only good-era song cited in the article). At this point, though, I’m pretty sure the Royals will make the playoffs before Weezer makes another decent album.

Weezer deserves a good old fashioned pummeling…......always struck me as Pavement lite, and I don’t mean to disparage the good names of Robert “Nasty” Nastanovich or Stevie Malkamus by including their band in the same sentence with WEEZER.

The intelligence and intellect questioning of the bands in these types of reviews is laughable. Most bands are not trying to comment on the critical theory of consciousness…sheesh! They threw a riff together with a clever rhyme because they thought it was funny or sounded good. If you don’t like the riff or lyric then don’t buy.

I never enjoyed  when having to do book discussions for the similar reason of "purpose". Whenever my teacher presented a theory on why the book was written as fact (and usually shot down any of my classmates or my theories) I always asked him/her how they knew, did they ask the author? I got kicked out a few times for showing up the teacher after those incidents.

That and the fact that sequels are always shat on. If it is the same style as the first albums, then the band is unoriginal. If the stuff is a new style, they are sell out pussies or they should “make good music like their old stuff.” From what I have heard from the new album sounds like Weezer…garage band silly weezer. I don’t think the reviewer likes that style of music.

Every band is trying to be U2. I bet half of U2’s inspiration came like this.

Scene at some red carpet. Entertainment Tonight reporter and Bono with sunglasses on.
Reporter: Listeners have really connected with your music and your stand against bottled water bans in San Fransisco.

Bono: (puzzled at first, but realizes he has an opportunity for his music to transcend into politics) Ya, that’s exactly right. We felt we could make a stand through our music…that and….he goes onto list his other 300 causes.

sorry for the tangent. the review fills the purpose for the hater website though, it’s just not clever hating funny.

Said it a million times, Weezer without Matt Sharp is like the Beatles without McCartney if John Lennon had been an insufferable nerdlomaniac.

I try listening to the Rentals new stuff, but it’s like going to a methadone clinic.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Lowtax is a Royals fan—I believe he’s a native KC guy (or at least Missouri).