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Game 68 Open Thread - Royals (26-41) at Diamondbacks (36-31)

Kansas City Royals at Arizona Diamondbacks, Jun 13, 2008 9:40 PM EDT


It's Zack Greinke (3.77 ERA) versus Doug Davis (4.88 ERA) tonight in the desert as interleague play returns to restore our national innocence.

A month ago Greinke looked like he'd finally broken out into the Cy Young level pitcher he's been purported to eventually be since he was drafted. His ERA after three starts was 0.75, and even after a minor slide from those lofty heights, on May 1, after his sixth start, his ERA stood at 1.46. In his seven starts since then, Greinke's posted a 6.07 ERA and allowed nine home runs, his perpetual bugaboo, while his BAA has climbed back to .301. He's still striking people out, but the walks have slowly crept up again, culminating in four free passes issues in just five innings in his last start.

I'll be on the road tonight, most likely getting lost somewhere between Cleveland and Fort Wayne, so the game thread is in your hands...

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The battle for the Oklahoma panhandle!

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on Jun 13, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh crap, second

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Greinke's career mark vs. Arizona

GS: 1
IP: 4.1
H: 15
R: 11
ER: 11
HR: 3
BB: 2
K: 2
ERA: 22.85

Can’t help but improve on that line…right?

by cookierojas73 on Jun 13, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Random extra-innings channel surfing notes

1) I know some folks are interested in possibly grabbing Gallagher from the Cubs. I stopped for a moment on the Cubs/Jays game, and the very first pitch I saw Gallagher throw… Scott Rolen torched into the left field seats.

2) A few minutes later, I flipped over to Red Sox/Reds. The very first pitch I saw Masterson throw to Adam Dunn got crushed into the seats in center.

I think it should be obvious which acquisition is more important, based on my in-depth scientific research.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a blast off Masterson

maybe the Royals can get Dunn and Masterson.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 13, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scott Elarton?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

interesting..veryvery,.. interesting

LF German, Esteban
2B Grudzielanek, Mark
3B Gordon, Alex
RF Guillen, Jose
C Olivo, Miguel
1B Teahen, Mark
SS Aviles, Mike
CF Gathright, Joey
P Greinke, Zack

by cfizzle on Jun 13, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Saving DDJ for double switchery?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He needs

a day off every week or so.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 13, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if he was grittier he wouldn't

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gator has grit

DDJ has production.

Such a damn tough choice.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 13, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's not very

gritty. It’d be different if he was old like Grudz.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that double switch thing is too complicated.....

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I can see the interview now

“Trey, after bringing DeJesus in to hit for Grienke, why’d you send him to the mound after the inning?”
“Well, it was just too complicated…”

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or

I couldn’t bring anyone to hit for Grienke because it was too complicated

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or

“I had Gobble pinch-hit for Grienke so I could leave him in the game to pitch”

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it my TV or is Phil's

Green shirt hideously ugly?

I have many leather bound books...

by juano on Jun 13, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm Not Wearing

A shirt.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 13, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that explains it.

I have many leather bound books...

by juano on Jun 13, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm Not Green

Either; I’ll bet I have a better tan than anyone else on this board. Why is political propaganda on the radio feed?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 13, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we didn't need to know that

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now, if it were Jenna Fischer...

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yowza!

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 13, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

as are the

“orange shirt gang”

by cfizzle on Jun 13, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Billy Buckner called up by the D'Backs

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

D+ pitching prospect =

weak sauce psyche warfare.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 13, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but he was OUR

D+ pitching prospect!

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If they traded

for Huber, that’d be terrifying. This is just mildly weird.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 13, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We need to see the earth-shattering

Buckner vs. Callaspo matchup.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's A Perfect

Alaska summer day; I’ll be listening.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 13, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

mosquitos?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is it day all night where you are?

I have many leather bound books...

by juano on Jun 13, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not Yet And

Almost.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 13, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff Brantley keeps talking about some guy named

“Jacob-ee Ellersbee”

Thank god I pick up the Royals feed in four minutes.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate "the cowboy"

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 13, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FSNSW feed

BOOOOOOO

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He Is

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He can't be old, Phil

I grew up listening to him and Kubek, damnit

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you must be old

I remember watching Kubek play…

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's

Zack’s night to reverse the trend. BABIP’s regressed, and he’s been hit a little too hard lately. Plus, the D-Backs line-up…isn’t an AL line-up. Let’s get a nice streak going against these NL teams, eh?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 13, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

More Bunts!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's a cheating bastard

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've noticed other teams do that against us a lot

maybe there’s a loophole we’re just learning about.

I have many leather bound books...

by juano on Jun 13, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, they just cheat more than we do

We have morals on our side!

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

garagiala

was a rookie in 1946.

by Bart41 on Jun 13, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This just in

Olivo has problems with slow curves.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

U G L Y

I have many leather bound books...

by juano on Jun 13, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Aviles is a dirty cheater too

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

demote him!

dirty rotten cheater

by cfizzle on Jun 13, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

aviles is taking pitches?

does he want to go back to omaha?

by Bart41 on Jun 13, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And now Joey gets a hit without bunting?

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Zack can't hit

send him down to work on that

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I knew they should have had TPJ hit for him...

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

both pitchers end their innings leaving runners on base

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This strike zone is... weird.

Seems consistent, but it’s like it’s high and off-center.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is anyone here watching the mlb package like i am . . .

the arizona broadcast is on . . . who the hell are those guys? they are terrible!

by royalstern05 on Jun 13, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Uhh... Joe Garagiola.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy crap!

that’s garagiola????

he’s a fossil and is awful.

by royalstern05 on Jun 13, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Show some respect for

my elders!

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i do respect elders . .

but that doesn’t mean i have to like listening to them talk.

by royalstern05 on Jun 13, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno

He’s not a great analytical mind or anything, but I think he’s fun to listen to, especially when he wanders off into a story. Sorta like Vin Scully.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When I was a kid

It seemed like Joe Garagiola was the broadcaster for every game.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jun 13, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He Was

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 13, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

quote:

“We’ve had more appeals than a teamsters meeting.”

Brutal.

by royalstern05 on Jun 13, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cindy McCain!

I won’t vote for her husband, but I’ll admit, she’s kind of a babe for her age.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jun 13, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell is this?

Bunches of Royals fans in the stands on the ROAD?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

When did fans become "BLANK Nation"?

Can we be instead a Royals federated union? I’m not in favor of consolidated decision-making when it comes to Royals fans.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jun 13, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

btw . . .

greinke’s body language is not good.

by royalstern05 on Jun 13, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it saying

“I hope this game ends quickly so I can get back to Grand Theft Auto 4?”

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jun 13, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

greinke is wild

get ready for a homer . . . . .

by royalstern05 on Jun 13, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BIG STRIKEOUT

Greinke showing some junior grit there.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jun 13, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Zach, Zach, Zach.

WHY ARE YOU TOYING WITH ME THIS WAY

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not sure if it's clutch

if you create the situation w/ the walks, haha

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 13, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

tjat grit

like going down 0-2 just to make it challenging.

by Bart41 on Jun 13, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

over the next 5 years (2009-2014

which has more wins Yanks+Mets or Marlins+Rays?

by Bart41 on Jun 13, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yanks+Mets

Marlins will win the 2010 WS, then tear the team apart again

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

too predictable

marlins that is…

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 13, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hanley Ramirez

And his team, the New York Yankees.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jun 13, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, when will they learn to build a team for the ages

like the Royals?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Some guys have been around so long

They’re already 51st on the All-Time List of Greatest Royals

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jun 13, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

jeez

will anyone ever learn the difference between a ball and a strike?

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 13, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mike, Mike, Mike

why are we making this dude look like Sandy Kofax?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

In fairness

It’s not like Davis is Steve Trachsel or something.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or Sidney Ponson

Or Livan Hernandez!

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jun 13, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1-2-3 here

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

for a control pitcher

zack walks a ton of guys, not just tonight

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 13, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damnit, Zack

Strike zone! Find it!

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey all, just got in. How many bunts did I miss!

The four true outcomes: K, HR, BB, sac bunt

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 13, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Only two

and one of them wasn’t even ours

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So opposing teams are deliberately and openly mocking Trey's strategery?

So irreverent

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 13, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

...it WAS the pitcher who bunted.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh. I guess if they were mocking Treyball, it would have been Jackson or Drew

Or Reynolds (for the 3B thing)

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 13, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

On an error, I assume? Or was it just a bunt that he lost control of?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 13, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Legitimate base hit

In the air and everything

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now I know you're lying. Way to keep your TRs in.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 13, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I'm telling the truth

I swear on my 1985 Series ticket stubs

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CLAMBAKE

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 13, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TR-L in effect re: Joey's alleged "flyball"

“Xenu, what are you talking about? Never heard of it? What are your crimes?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 13, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You Must Believe

In Xenu, or you cannot make it through the “Wall Of Fire”.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 13, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

left fielder forgot that there is only one spot Joey can hit it

he made the adjustment and made the catch next AB.

I have many leather bound books...

by juano on Jun 13, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, on the good side, Trey decided to get both German and Grudz into a game

On the bad side, Gathright still features prominently.

You know, Trey, it is OK to field the best possible lineup at least once or twice a week.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 13, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

German being showcased

For a blockbuster trade!

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jun 13, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's not "bad"

it’s a consistent zone, it’s just freakin’ weird.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it shaped like Oklahoma or something?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 13, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

New Jersey

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hawaii

I have many leather bound books...

by juano on Jun 13, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why did they name this ballpark

After Chase Utley????? I thought it was Bank One Ballpark

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jun 13, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Chase Manhattan bought them out

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, every little boy grows up

I missed the old pictures of Zach/k where he looked 13 and the hat was 4 sizes too big.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 13, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Guillen/Olivo/Teahen/Aviles =

time to quit screwing around and score some runs.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 11:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

League Leader, Baby

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 13, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shudda Left Da

Park.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 13, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DUMB

I have many leather bound books...

by juano on Jun 13, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gotta just charge into third in that situation

Might induce a bad throw.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plus

Split and Ryan pointed this out—if Guillen had taken back off for third and stayed in the rundown, it could’ve given Olivo enough time to make it to second, which would have made the situation the same as if Guillen had simply held and they threw out Olivo at first. I dunno if Olivo is that fast, but anything is better than what Guillen did there.

by DarthYoshi on Jun 13, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drew Is The

Greatest defender ever.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 13, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Only babies don't aggressively try to take third with no one out

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 13, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thing is, he didn't look aggressive

kind of said “Oh crap” and then didn’t extend the rundown. Brain fart.

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

H n R

I have many leather bound books...

by juano on Jun 13, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DB's Guy Are

Turrrrible!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 13, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Germie In LF

Is a wonderland.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 13, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Finally found a position German can handle

but his bat won’t play there.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

German in LF > Gloadplosion at 1B

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 13, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

throw strikes Zachary!

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

?

I’m not watching on TV but following on gamecast…..is Greinke getting squeezed or are they balls?

Bay Area Royals fan

by darenstevens on Jun 13, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

7 walks?

squeezed or not, that’s a lot!

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 11:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I dunno, Trey seems to be a beg fan of "127" lately, for some reason

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 13, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

98 pitches now

he is good for at least another inning or two

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're right

Zack has thrown way fewer pitches in the last few innings.

And it looks like they’re going to let him bat again.

by DarthYoshi on Jun 13, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Z-Man Might Be

Our best middle man at this point.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 13, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How Many Strikes

Does he have to throw?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 13, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I just got home and saw he was at 6 ......

like i said, not watching it so i was curious if he’s at least around the plate

Bay Area Royals fan

by darenstevens on Jun 13, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I call it another Boyfriend of the Game performance

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 11:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

anti-killer G's this inning

Gathright-Greinke-German… yet Gathright starts it off well with a single.

by powderbluepower on Jun 13, 2008 11:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gathright missing bunt = the Iron Law of Teams that talk about fundamentals

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 13, 2008 11:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear devil_fingers

Joey just singled into CF.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 11:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

1) in my face; 2) you know what that means...

10/100

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 13, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

amazing....

Greinke can move a runner when teahan, tpj, grudz, all struggle to….......

Bay Area Royals fan

by darenstevens on Jun 13, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of these days

we gotta see Gator steal home.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 11:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

why not have Gator steal third when there is only one out?

more pressure on everyone

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 11:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

steal 3rd wtih two outs

good, now a sac fly scores him…..

by stuckinstl12 on Jun 13, 2008 11:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well, it's mainly

that Posnanski was keeping track of the number of games the royals went without getting more than 3 BBs. Tonight will break the string of more than 20 games without more than 3 BBs.

by powderbluepower on Jun 13, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

crap, swinging on first pitch

popup

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BB Pour Nous!!!!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 13, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ryan jinx of the night...

“Alex has been reading this pitcher well tonight”

I have many leather bound books...

by juano on Jun 13, 2008 11:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jerry Grote

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gath, Grienke, German, Grudz, Gordon, Guillen

So many G’s. What C, 1B, and C do we need to acquire to complete our G lineup?

by mazoboom on Jun 13, 2008 11:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Um

1b: Gexplosion!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 13, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

of course. duh stupid me

I also meant SS and C, not C and C

by mazoboom on Jun 13, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did this earlier in the year.

You get Giles to play LF, Nomar for SS, and put German behind the plate.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, so, next inning... Guillen/Olivo/Teahen/Aviles

time to quit crewing around and score some runs!

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 11:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Crew It All!!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 13, 2008 11:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what about a crew cut?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

More of Grienke’s doing. But my mind is still colored by their offensive performance last year.

by mazoboom on Jun 13, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet Zach thinks he should have caught that liner

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 11:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Looking at the Dbacks lineup

I would say that’s where a lot of the players the Royals should have been developing over the last few years ended up.

Seriously, how did they manage this stockpile of guys 25 and under who are all pretty good?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 13, 2008 11:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

By not drafting guys who were 21 and under

who were all not that good

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, I don't get it

Seriously, I’m confused. Am I overrating their players? I don’t follow the NL that closely… or are you just making the point that they know how to develop guys, or that they drafted the right HSers/young college guys?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 13, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry

Just realized you typed “not drafting guys who were 21 and under who were all not that good.” I missed one or both negatives and couldn’t tell if you were talking about the Royals or Dbacks.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 13, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice gun, olivo

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ok, this Sonic ad will carry us to victory

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MLBEI viewers

got to see an Absolut commercial instead.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sonic - free tv

Absolut – pay for tv

coincidence?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 11:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You get what you pay for

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you steal your cable?

or does your mom pay for it?

by Bart41 on Jun 13, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the catcher can spit in his glove?

but the pitcher can’t spit on the ball?

by Bart41 on Jun 13, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Any predictions on last day when Olivo's OPS is over 800 this season?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 13, 2008 11:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well, it will be up to the lower third of the batting order

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 11:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If We Can

Hold them.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 13, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can RamRam hit?

I need to know for next inning.

by minda33 on Jun 13, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Also, hello

I’ve been here all night but haven’t said a thing.

by minda33 on Jun 13, 2008 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

have you come out of the basement?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's staying in the basement until Jeter

comes out of the closet

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Hillman did a double switch

with DeJesus coming into the game as well, so RamRam can stay in an extra inning, I think, unless the Royals just beat up on the D-backs this inning.

by DarthYoshi on Jun 14, 2008 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pay attention plz

The double-switch is completely meaningless unless we go down 1-2-3. Ramirez is due up after DeJesus now, because Trey’s a moron.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had my tv on in the other room

and just heard that DDJ was in on a double-switch, I didn’t catch that it was for German.

On face, yeah, it is weird to slide the pitcher’s spot down one, but DDJ is also a huge defensive upgrade over German, and probably an upgrade at the bat as well, and Hillman might as well use the double switch in the event we go 1-2-3 in the 9th and he wants to use RamRam one more inning. Chill.

by DarthYoshi on Jun 14, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Honestly?

I’d have preferred he double-switch Teahen out, move German to first.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, now I don't get the double-switch

If you’re going to throw in Mahay instead of keeping RamRam in there. Now Mahay is only good for an inning.

by DarthYoshi on Jun 14, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like I said:

Trey’s a moron.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG!

Fire him now!!!!!!!!!!

Like I said:
Chill.

by DarthYoshi on Jun 14, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I couldn't have said it better myself

can we get a little copyright sign after Link?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YAY most boring fangraph ever!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 13, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WAIT A MINUTE

Am I on crack? Did Trey do a double switch which moved the pitcher ONE WHOLE SLOT down the order?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 13, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes, that is why it is so confusing

and only someone as smart as Tony LaRussa can do it properly.

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TPJ, baby

or did Trey do a double switch? DJ is in.

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 13, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I really hope this nice long start to rest the pen

isn’t wasted by a long extra inning game.

by mazoboom on Jun 14, 2008 12:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ram Ram

is my hero

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Futurama: great.

Malcolm in the Middle: Less than great. Best character, either show? Dr. Zoidberg.

by powderbluepower on Jun 14, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+10 on Zoidberg. He's the Huber of FOX

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

can you really call it a pitchers dual

if there are 11 BB’s?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tony Pena is pitching

So clearly, we’re going to tee off now

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I have a good feeling

knowing we are going against a Tony Pena

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Huh?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 14, 2008 12:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gathright patiently waiting

for a ball he can nudge into the dirt in front of the plate

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If DDJ homers

TPJ should pinch-hit so we can have Tony Pena facing Tony Pena

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The universe would have been annihilated

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

Not until we go into the bottom of an inning defending a lead.

by DarthYoshi on Jun 14, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok...

we do a double switch and then put in a new pitcher anyway. I don’t get it.

by Bart41 on Jun 14, 2008 12:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SWERVE!!!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buckner warming up

We’ll have to send AC into face him

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OT - but I don't get

these commercials that show two people in separate bathtubs in the middle of a field. How do they get there? I don’t see any robes on the ground. How did they get filled with water (presumably hot)? What does it have to do with ED?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Answers:

1) public nudity 2) rain 3) OMG EVERYTHING

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not answering ANY OT stuff until

(1) Someone responds to the Futurama post above, and

(2) You show me that you’re Clear and ready to get through the Wall of Fire

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's With The

Gay Nazi avatar?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 14, 2008 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CLAMBAKE

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the important thing

about those ED commercials and the surrounding props/environments, etc….is to take your mind off of it and make u feel good…that is if u have ED. otherwise, it makes u ask those kind of questions or just laugh

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 14, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

minda was just talking about that

Also, let’s all go to a CWS game or something. Then you can confirm for everyone that we’re not the same person.

by Porcus on Jun 14, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But the rest of us aren't in Omaha

and devil_fingers is a dirty furriner

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was addressed to buddyball

But the rest of y’all can come too.

by Porcus on Jun 14, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to be out of town from Monday - Thursday

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

aw.

Well, whenever. At least we should meet at an O-Royals game sometime. I know someone who can get us tickets.

by Porcus on Jun 14, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that sounds good

easier to get tickets and we can have BEER!

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait

I have this feeling we’ll meet and then recognize each other – “You’re the guy who’s always sarcastically heckling the Royals!” “You’re the OTHER guy who’s always sarcastically heckling the Royals!”

by Porcus on Jun 14, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

only if we are sarcastic with each other

I will wear my RR shirt

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is going to be beautiful

Hopefully Lumsden is pitching, and we’re playing Portland so Chip Ambres is in the lineup. Maximum sarcasm.

by Porcus on Jun 14, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's because he is smarter than you and the

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GOLDEN SOMBRERO

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 14, 2008 12:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

rest of us

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NL Ball Is

Exciting.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 14, 2008 12:21 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it is fan-tastic!

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I understand Trey's plan now.

It was all a plot to get Gload an out a plate appearance.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

32k/44bb for buckner in AAA

and gload makes a 2 pitch out

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 14, 2008 12:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Happy Gload makes my day

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah baby

that’s the break we needed

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2 run dinger by Gordo

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

stooooooooooooooooooppppp

youre ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg it

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

more like a 2-out bad idea by Gordo

Why he got the green light on 3-0 is puzzling

by DarthYoshi on Jun 14, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leader of men! Confidence! Pick up your chairs!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3-0

dp, wow we’re good at making outs

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 14, 2008 12:26 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i can't believe this

if u swing at a 3-0 pitch,
a)it MUST be a strike
b) IF a, it must be a hit
c) with a runner on first, it must be above the knees
d) why anyone on this team other than guillen has a greenlight there is retarded

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 14, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my prescience is frightening you?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:27 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

its the spice, I can't help it

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

abomination

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tell me of your homeworld, Usul

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it never stops freaking raining!!!!!!

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not my type

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you trying to tell us

that you’re a hot, yet washed-up actress (due to your psychotic stalking tendencies)?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope not

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

against buckner?

that’s indefensible

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 14, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So the Buckner the walk-master

is bailed out by Gload and Gordon

by mazoboom on Jun 14, 2008 12:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

we need to get someone on the bench who tells Hillman when he's doing dumb crap.

if only so this inane double switch/PH crap doesn’t happen.

by Bart41 on Jun 14, 2008 12:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Take Bill Simmons's idea

for a vice president/manager of common sense.

by powderbluepower on Jun 14, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or better yet, just a "competent manager"

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Chill."

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"No"

Eternal Return!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i have no sense of time

i should probably get working on monday’s bod yeah? I had it all picked out the other night, just never got around to putting it up!

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 14, 2008 12:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Enter The Sheik

He’s actually bee pretty good lately.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 14, 2008 12:30 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Zack

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:30 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hillman is a fing idiot....

what the hell did these guys do in spring training?

Bay Area Royals fan

by darenstevens on Jun 14, 2008 12:30 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

David Caruso Unintentional Comedy eases the pain of 3-0 Dps

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:31 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yabuta, on the mound, was just talking to:

a) himself
b) the ball
c) God
d) his agent

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the catcher

“WHAT ARE WE GONNA PITCH? SHOULD I HANG ONE OVER THE PLATE? K!”

by Porcus on Jun 14, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

e)

reciting his favorite passage from the Orange Catholic Bible

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And I beheld another beast coming up out of the sand; and he had two horns like a lamb, but his mouth was fanged and fiery as the dragon and his body shimmered and burned with great heat while it did hiss like the serpent.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and he hit a game winning homer

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was a friend of the Sheik

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(and, really, I want like 10,000 points credit for immediately coming up with a passage from the OCB referencing scary snakes about to mess up one’s day.)

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+10,000

Think you of the fact that a deaf person cannot hear. Then, what deafness may we not all possess? What senses do we lack that we cannot see and cannot hear another world all around us? What is there around us that we cannot

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blindness can take many forms other than the inability to see. Fanatics are often blinded in their thoughts. Leaders are often blinded in their hearts.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wikipedia is the real OCB

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here's the OCB passage Trey needs to read:

Understanding is required before success is possible.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or

The vision of time is broad, but when you pass through it, time becomes a narrow door.

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Make cheer from your own heart, for the sun rises and sets according to your perspective on the universe.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or this one to help you sleep tonight

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boy.

You gentlemen are becoming hard to follow.

by stuckinstl12 on Jun 14, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We are strange gentlemen

possessed of arcane yet, ultimately, useless knowledge.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

translation

we are average citizens of the intertubez

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SIGH

link

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yabuta Threw 93?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 14, 2008 12:33 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well crap on that

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:33 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bad baseball is one thing

but dumb baseball is even worse
a)yabuta in a tied game
b)3-0 count double plays
c)baserunning errors
d)7 walks by a ‘control’ pitcher
e)tony pena jr. and ross gload still on the roster

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 14, 2008 12:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's ok

Greinke et al. didn’t deserve the win.

by Porcus on Jun 14, 2008 12:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I blame Ryan

for jinxing it by saying that the game needed to start wrapping up.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 14, 2008 12:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who's always saying

that someone should kill Tomko or whatever? I need some bitter posts about Yabuta now.

by Porcus on Jun 14, 2008 12:35 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

@ the umpire peering in to make sure the guy hits the plate

by Porcus on Jun 14, 2008 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's a voyeur

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well yeah,

but why even bother. We all knew that the Royals would blow it, the matter of how is all just ritual.

by Porcus on Jun 14, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tomko is already dead - Yabuta is dead to me now

Wow….we are down to 3 reliable relievers – soria, ramirez and mahay

by GobbleforCyoung on Jun 14, 2008 12:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this was a weird game for me

I was not nearly as invested in it emotionally as the Texas and Yankee games

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 14, 2008 12:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The sad part is that I'm not even upset

It’s weird. It sure has taken me a while to give up.

by mazoboom on Jun 14, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I gotta believe GMDM

will introduce Trey to the proper usage of the double switch…

by Bart41 on Jun 14, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hellllllllllooooooooooo 1000s of hours of Braves game tape

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well its tough to get upset about something that happens 5 games out of 7

do we have the combo of the worst bullpen but the best closer in the history of baseball

by GobbleforCyoung on Jun 14, 2008 12:42 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd say the Yankees are much much closer than the Royals to that

Ramirez + Mahay (even without Nunez) are better than the setup guys the Yanks have before RIvera a the moment

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And let's not forget Detroit

Whose bullpen just sucks top to bottom.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't tell if "top to bottom"

describes how much of the bullpen sucks, or the manner in which it sucks.

... both, I guess…

by Porcus on Jun 14, 2008 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

look what they're bullpen did today

and they’re two best relievers zumaya and rodney are hurst still

they have a better bullpen than us.

We have a great closer and good lefty specialist and a good but injued setup guy

ramirez is unpredictable, gobble should be murdered and yabuta sucks

by GobbleforCyoung on Jun 14, 2008 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Their bullpen...

held a five run lead for two innings against a team that’s not hitting?

WOW, I AM SO IMPRESSED!

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is very wrong

Soria and Ramirez have been dominant? Have you seen Ramirez’s stats? Mahay has been very good. Nunez has been very good too. That’s a top notch 1-4.

The bullpen has had some problems in the last week and they’ve had problems with the 5-7 guys. That’s about it.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jun 14, 2008 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There shouldn't be a question mark in there

Soria and Ramirez have been dominant. (emphasis on the period)

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jun 14, 2008 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And not to pile on Hillman

I still think that a few of the bumps and bruises they’ve suffered the last couple of weeks are due to his problematic choices

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, that's not true at all

We have a very good 1-4 in the bullpen (including Nunez). It’s the 5-7 that has gets us in trouble.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jun 14, 2008 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what? I'm angry.

Zack didn’t even hit a freakin’ homer! I sat here and watched this game, and that punk kid cheated me!

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:45 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He had personal issues

such as insanity, or whatever made him miss a season.

by Porcus on Jun 14, 2008 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suffice it to say that it wasn't insanity

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jun 14, 2008 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The whole Bradley-Hamilton-Lefevbre thing actually made me think about "Saint Josh"

Zack is someone admirable in that way, although given what I’ve read about it it’s totally understandable that being a “spokesperson” or whatever wouldn’t really be something he’d want to do (indeed, it would probably be counterproductive).

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd praise Zack

but it would make him uncomfortable.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 14, 2008 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just let him bask in the always-perfect breath of his girlfriend

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, now he's even worse than BUCK!!!!!!!!111!!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 14, 2008 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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