Normally I'd demur from posting, but seeing as how some derive joy I can't resist:
(warning these are completely insane and Royal's insight is completely anecdotal if not insane in the following posts)
I'm sorry if they failed to entertain.
Oh, my fan post is short? Well, let me explain. The Royals as I have previously explained are similar to 3 doors down this year or possibly 9 day later (name?) terrible VH1 inspired teases in the midst of a slow return to the inevitable nature of rock n'roll manifested in a few later ott Strokes and Ryan Adams albums. As for right now we delude ourselves into enjoying the spirit of A. Gordon and Co. while in reality we know they suck on a cosmic black hole's level, all the same, the future of non-suck is nigh, and in the meantime trouncing the oh so overly rated "free standing arch otherwise we're a crappy undersize piece of the astrodome municipalities free-riding team that relies on a guy whose name is no joke "poo holes" is far to enjoyable to not mock among friends. Had to make the word count, sorry for the blabber.