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Game 79 Open Thread - Rockies (32-46) at Royals (35-43)

Colorado Rockies at Kansas City Royals, Jun 25, 2008 8:10 PM EDT


As you surely know -- at least in some intuitive or vague sense, if you're reading this blog -- the Royals are 13-9 in June and 11-3 in interleague play. Over the past few days I've been trying to figure out just why the Royals have had so much success against the NL, beyond "the NL isn't good", but unfortunately, that's all I can come up with. (I do think that there's something about the Royals' mediocre-heavy rotation that may stack up better against the NL, but don't know where to begin or end by way of explaining it.) What is clear, whether we look at June records or the Interleague split, is that the offense is heating up, going from the worst two or three lineups in baseball to, over the last three weeks, one of the best.

Let's take a look at the June numbers:

BA OBP SLG 2B HR RUNS
Royals .273 .325 .456 47 29 116
ML Rank 9th 20th 6th 3rd 6th 4th

Despite all the early talk about the AL run levels dropping below the NL, the top five offenses in June are from the American League (White Sox, Rangers, Indians, Royals and Orioles?)

As for the Royals, you'd have to cede that on the whole this isn't the profile of the 4th most prolific offense in baseball. I don't think that a Dayton Moore lineup is going to finish in the top half of the AL in OBP anytime soon, and in June the Royals are 12th in the AL in OBP. And with the BA good, but middling, it's apparent that the uptick in slugging is whats driving the blue and white train. While I can't find double-split data at the moment, even a crude glimpse at the numbers suggests that the Royals have been a smidge lucky in terms of timing their home runs and bunching together production in rallies. On the other hand, with so many players in the middle of the lineup hitting well, those things can happen, even if TPJ is still around to drag things down the next inning.

 

SLG in JUNE
Guillen .725
Aviles .662
DeJesus .600
Teahen .500
Grudz .464
Callaspo .429

Of course, Callaspo still can't seem to get regular playing time, but he's still out-slugging an all-or-nothing Alex Gordon this month (.222/.312/.420). Past that, no one is really hitting: not sometime DH Olivo (.183/.222/.333) not John Buck (.208/.311/.340) and certainly not Ross Gload (.254/.279/.339) or TPJ (.133/.188/.133).

As for tonight's game, the Royals turn to Luke Hochevar (4.86 ERA) with a sweep on the line against the Rockies. Colorado will start classic generic NL pitcher Aaron Cook (3.57 ERA).

Goodland, Kansas will be reclaimed tonight!

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augh...

pregame, or the musical episode of Scrubs on comedy central…

life is too tough sometimes.

Also? First.

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

seriously?

the musical episode annoyed me to no end

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jun 25, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What? WHAT?

It doesn’t really matter if it’s hard or if it’s loose
We’ll figure out what’s ailing you, as long as it’s a deuce!
Yes!
Everything comes down to poo!

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

I kinda liked it :(

I may have to revoke that margarita I had in your name last night :-/

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it wasn't a bad episode

i just never want to see it again.

Thinking about it just angers me for some reason.

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jun 25, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

boo!

i’m taking 2 months off the ETA of blankety goodness!

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and by off i mean I'm tacking on 2

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ouch

i love scrubs but i cannot recant my stance about the musical episode. I get too confused and I just want it to go back to how it was.

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jun 25, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but at the end of the 30 minutes it does!

Answer this one correctly and I may revoke the 2 month addition. JD and Eliot: destined to be together or just never timing things right for it to work out?

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

JD and Eliot should never be together.

It’s like mixing chocolate and prime rib.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Love Scrubs

The musical episode was one of the worst evah. That entire season pretty much annoyed me.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jun 25, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

See, I think the musical episode

is an integral part of what makes Scrubs Scrubs.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

destined

i didn’t catch the second half of this season…

but my take is JD is a wimp and eventually he will buck up and they will be together.

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jun 25, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Kim

So much better than Eliot.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 25, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you using the evil eye right now?

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two sinkerball pitchers going tonight.

Cook has been the ace of the Rockies staff this year. Not saying that much but he generally does a good job. Hochevar is prime for a good start – needs to avoid the big inning and keep throwing the sinker for strikes.

by daveyork on Jun 25, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If we win tonight

Do we get to represent the NL in the World Series?

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 25, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Technically

we have to win three more games this week to clinch the best record in the NL. But that’s only because it’s theoretically possible some NL team could still finish with 130 wins.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Full Liter

Is better.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 25, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Teahen Gets A

Partial break at DH, and Callaspo finally gets a start.

D. DeJesus lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .307
M. Aviles ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .352
A. Gordon 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .265
J. Guillen rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .291
M. Teahen dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .256
J. Buck c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .243
R. Gload 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .249
A. Callaspo 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .299
J. Gathright cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .244
Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Gload is the only real grit in the lineup; this might get ugly.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 25, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay for todays lineup

No Pena and Callaspo is playing.

Billy at worst will be Sean Casey jr.

by kcscoliny on Jun 25, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only way this lineup could be better offensively

would be if Teahen was at 1B and Olivo was at DH, but the way Olivo and Gload have been hitting the past few days, that’s probably not much of a difference.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sweet - the package has the royals broadcast tonight

i love kauffman stadium.

i can’t wait to come back.

probably not til ‘09 though.

by royalstern05 on Jun 25, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AZL Royal

Montgomery and Sample both made debuts today. A toast to them making a fast run to the majors.

Billy at worst will be Sean Casey jr.

by kcscoliny on Jun 25, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not to be contradictory,

but Aaron Cook isn’t generic. He’s in the top fifteen in VORP for pitchers in all of major league baseball, and uses his defense effectively by keeping the ball on the ground. This year his K-rate has risen a little, too.

That said, let’s pound the guy, but he is quite good.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cook is doing a pretty decent Chien-Ming Wang impersonation this year

He lacks the same velocity, but it is getting similar results. With Hochevar pitching too, the infielders will be busy tonight.

by Gopherballs on Jun 25, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

btw - matt holliday is a freaking stud.

why can’t we get a guy like him – EVER????

by royalstern05 on Jun 25, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not on the road

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Spilborghs

Wouldn’t mind seeing us pick him up.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 25, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can Chipper hit close to .400?

Or will John Olerud be the last man ever to almost hit .400?

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 25, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Silly Max

You know Aviles will hit .400 next year.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

btw - i bet rany is going nuts over

hillman’s decision to start tpj last night when greinke was pitching and not tonight when hochevar is on the bump.

by royalstern05 on Jun 25, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not really.

Just the start last night. I think he’s perfectly content to let Aviles play SS.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ddj plunked

clearly not intentional

by royalstern05 on Jun 25, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, they got their shot in

We can forget about the revenge thing now.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That would be awesome

if Luke could throw a fastball all the way to Detroit.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aviles Can

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 25, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can Aviles make a stone so large

he can’t move it?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He Is The

Unstoppable force and the immovable object all in one.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 25, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but Ditka could

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bullshit

someone must go DOWN

Billy at worst will be Sean Casey jr.

by kcscoliny on Jun 25, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently

both teams were warned before the game. Does that really deter the fight chances? I almost want to watch one.

by powderbluepower on Jun 25, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Teahen seems

to me like a guy who would snap unexpectedly and just beat the crap out of someone.

by powderbluepower on Jun 25, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

see - i think our toughest guy is in oakland . . . emil brown

this current roster lacks a bruiser.

if i had to pick someone to go into the octagon – i’d go with guillen or olivo.

by royalstern05 on Jun 25, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still smile whenever I hear the nationwide jingle

nationwide is on your side!

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah,

In an Octagon, I’m taking Olivo, Guillen or maybe Aviles, for the sheer superhuman ability.

by powderbluepower on Jun 25, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Hammer Of

Moroni would smite them all. Mightily.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 25, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think Moroni had a hammer

I was knee deep in the Moroni (teachings of), and I don’t remember a hammer.

But, I ask you: If he had a hammer, would he hammer in the morning, would he hammer in the evening all over this land?

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only when it was

hammer time

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotta give aviles props in the toughness department for beig from the bronx.

my sister-in-law is a cop in the bronx.

she has yankee stadium detail.

the bronx is a tough town.

by royalstern05 on Jun 25, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Avilanche is human, afterall.

Bummer.

I was hoping that we had some superhero on our hands…

by rockchalk on Jun 25, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We do.

He’s just waiting for the proper “moment”.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you won't like him when he's angry...

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

focusssss

geez, Hoch!

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im so happy we took hochevar over lincecum

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on Jun 25, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, Callie Didn't

Drop the ball or throw it into the cheap seats. What gives?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 25, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That would be because

he hasn’t touched the ball.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He Also Has

Not been in my house, much like Franklin Roosevelt. OK, I shoulda said Aviles.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 25, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just like everyone on this site originally thought

We are all geniuses!

Billy at worst will be Sean Casey jr.

by kcscoliny on Jun 25, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Soon, Hillman will come to realize

that Aviles should be his late-inning defensive replacement.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And TPJ

will be back to starting.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Found a great Nick name for Brad Hawpe

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on Jun 25, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't get it

Is he a big liar?

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 25, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No... his nose is long as hell

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on Jun 25, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you really need the label on your beer to turn blue to tell you its cold?

I mean, has it become that hard to, you know, feel the bottle?

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 25, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You're expecting a beer commercial and/or marketing ploy

to, you know, make sense.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

even better!

don’t drink beer because it’s disgusting!

;

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...what the hell did I just do?

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Besmirched the good name of beer

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 25, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's gross!

Sorry, I don’t want to willingly consume something that nasty :-\

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

though, to be fair....

the only kind I’ve ever had was natty. And it was my first night drinking so I think it was kinda skewed, but I don’t want to waste one just to see if I like another brand better.

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh man

You’re missing out. I like beer. My gut will tell you that.

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beer

“To beer! The cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems.”

-Homer Simpson

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 25, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

like I said

don’t want to waste ;[

It smells disgusting and it tasted like it smelled. Unless someone threw a roofie in it, I don’t think it was that great. The roofie would explain the strange taste, though, if that were the case.

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay, roofies

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think you just got added to the sex offenders list for that ;[

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Try to imagine the amazing biting

sarcasm in my tone of voice, because we still don’t have a “snarky” font.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you should work on that!

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

We should petition Will.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now you're scaring me

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heyyyyyyyy there

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG

That’s like saying “I won’t eat brown food because the first time I tried anything brown it was poop.”

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay

you buying for me then so I can taste test?

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In fairness, I'm not a beer fan either.

But I’ve sampled enough to realize that natty is the Tony Pena Jr’s Bat of beer.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah

well…point me in the direction of a zack greinke’s pitch of beer and I’ll decide once and for all.

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeungling is my personal favorite.

I can actually sit around and drink it, which says a lot.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

After Starting On

Coors and wandering the beer universe when the taste of Coors turned on me, I have settled on Bud Light.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 25, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bleugh

Regular mass-produced beer just doesn’t do it for me, ever.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know

but I have to admit, it’s pretty damned impressive

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coors = marketing geniuses

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Marketing genius =

“Drink our beer. It’ll get you drunk before you feel fat.”

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

like I tell my dad to make him feel better

why have a six pack when you can have a keg?

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amen brother

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahem

do I look like a brother to you?

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amen politically correct term

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess I should amend that to say sister, huh?

Sorry, not used to that

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is why George Bush was elected twice

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Luke

Is certainly a groundball pitcher tonight. Has every single hitter hit a grounder so far?

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 25, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh yea

One guy hit it to the wall.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 25, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"pitcher's fielding practice yesterday"

I guess Trey was REALLY pissed off about Davies…

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Hooch

throw strikes.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of Hooch

Turner and Hooch (the remake with Ben Stiller) is on FX right now. Where I am, that’s just three clicks of the remote.

by powderbluepower on Jun 25, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

With DirecTV here

it’s about 478.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?

Do you mean Starsky and Hutch?

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

D'oh.

I feel like an idiot. But then again, I was closer, since the movie sucked so bad it may as well have been the Tom Hanks-dog movie instead of Starsky and Hutch.

by powderbluepower on Jun 25, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh man

We so need to sign a guy named Turner.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 25, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If we can't have Shooter Hunt...

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it makes me think of the turner and hooch episode of scrubs

that hooch is crazy!

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

traditionally . . .

this commercial flies in the face of logic and reason.

traditionally.

by royalstern05 on Jun 25, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

department of redundancy department

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate Royals commercials

They had a decent marketing campaign the last few years, but this year its WAAAY too schmalzy. The one they’ve been running on the radio makes me want to wretch – the one about the construction worker at the K who goes to games at the K. Its lame.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 25, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing can be worse than the Kevin Costner Chiefs commercials

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Those Tompkins commercials

Are pretty awful, but almost awesome in their awfulness.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jun 25, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gload juse CRUSHED one

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on Jun 25, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not just gload my friend

Ichi-Gload.

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's almost as if

he realized his job is on the line.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

G-Load forever

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had the option of going to the game...

I didn’t because the last Luke game I went to, we lost. I’m almost afraid that I made the wrong decision now.

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, no!

Christian Guzman is being offered a two-year extension by the Nats! Let the waterworks flow.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Such a tragedy

I’m so glad I’m (probably) moving in a couple of months.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Away fro Guzman?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Away from DC

Dallas

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah,

well that’s cool, I think.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not really

It’s a result of 8 months of no job. Can’t afford to be here anymore.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No job = bad

Do you have something lined up in Dallas?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

“No rent” ;)

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds good

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The job market's a lot better there, too.

NoVA is still teeming with former AOL employees fighting over the few non-DOD jobs that open up.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

That’s…unpleasant.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was Angel Berroa-esque not that long ago

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jun 25, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2003 Angel

or any-other-year Angel?

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

any-other-year

He must’ve slipped Bowden a roofy to get that first contract.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good AB by Joey no matter the result

Billy at worst will be Sean Casey jr.

by kcscoliny on Jun 25, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was strike three

But I don’t mind.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jun 25, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joey!!!

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HAH!

you ready for some AL baseball, bitches???

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DDJ ties the game

Time for an Avilance knock-out punch.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Or not

But that loads ‘em up.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow don't see that call often

Billy at worst will be Sean Casey jr.

by kcscoliny on Jun 25, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If the Royals are babies

the Rockies must be fetuses. They can do any little stuff right.

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

can't

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Gordon

bring ‘em in.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMN

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh man!!

I thought Gordo was clearing the bases!!!!

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nah

just giving Guillen the chance to be selfish! Duh! Because Gordo is so selflesssssss!

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thought that was more off the bat,

but I’ll take it. 2-1 good guys.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

gordo-gordo-gordo

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What was he arguing?

I don’t get it.

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guillen

hit like a baby that at-bat.

I have to make my gourmet PB&J, be back in a few hours.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

um Jose - you want to run that out?

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I still don't get what he was arguing

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he was arguing that the ball hit the ground in foul territory

then went fair, so should be ruled a foul ball. Trey is explaining the rule to him

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT - has anyone seen this guy from Fresno State

with essentially no ligament in his left thumb? He has bee raking it the last two games. It looks like he could bend it backwards to touch his wrist. Disturbing.

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

(Dana Carvey's Johnny Carson voice)

That’s wild stuff, Ed. Wild, wild stuff

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES!!!!!!!!!!!You are correct!!!!!!!!!!

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, nice inning Luke!

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he seems to have recovered from those first two innings

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd say

Some of his breaking pitches looked unhittable there

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm the greatest PITCHER

in the world! YES!

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

are you on the Titanic?

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A young TPJ would later be devestated to learn that he

just cannot hit.

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joey Gathright:

I’m the greatest BUNTER in the world!

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if i ever meet that kid . . .

i’m going to beat the ever-living shit out of him.

by royalstern05 on Jun 25, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

aw, poor kid

don’t break the anti-dream of Zacky D:

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Ross

you job is hanging by a thread – think about it

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it worked!!!!!!

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he is thinking about it...

That’s why he’s 4-8 this series.

Now, if he can only figure out that every series his job is on the line, he could be a decent #8 hitter. Maybe.

by rockchalk on Jun 25, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Ross

We’re going to need you to pee in this cup. It’s physically impossible for you to not suck. We’re on to you. Don’t think we aren’t watching.

Royals fans

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

btw -

i’ll never forgive callaspo for not breaking up evil-jon-lester’s no-no.

by royalstern05 on Jun 25, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

little harsh

see Niedenfuer; Clark.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sigh

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what happened?

I was on the phone trying to deflect some person asking for my money.

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

stealing 3rd with a lefty at the plate . . .

hit-and-run with a guy who hasn’t proved himself a contact hitter at any level . . .

unbelievable!

by royalstern05 on Jun 25, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

by rockchalk on Jun 25, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

was it a strike-im-out throw-em-out?

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Luke's breaking pitches look good tonight

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

8 pitch inning

lets get some runs

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Luke could go 8

or 9 at this rate

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

God hates the rockies now

they should have never let Jamey Carroll go

by royalsreview on Jun 25, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was

the Curse of Denny Neagle

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cook's A Good

Pitcher.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 25, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just crushed

wrong angle.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 25, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good count for Gordo

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Stay At 1B

Jesus.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 25, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OK, Now Run

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 25, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Luke's breaking pitches look filthy tonight

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that's not filthy

that’s nasty

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow!

That looked sick

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

might as well be

instead of just Huberizing the kid

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gload!!

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on Jun 25, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

cough

idea stealer >.>;;

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who me ?

Naaaaah

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on Jun 25, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow!

Where has this Gload been hiding?

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GLOAD WILL EXPLODE!!!

Is this Gload’s best game of his career?

by rockchalk on Jun 25, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who would have thunk

Gload at this point is single-handedly winning the game. Shows you what grit does. GRIT gets you gold.

by powderbluepower on Jun 25, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Remember when corpas used to be good ?

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on Jun 25, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He Hawped all over that one

Okay, I’ll stop

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

watching the gameday..

what has callaspo done?

we'll always have 85

by LimaTime10 on Jun 25, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nothing really

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy shit

not peralta

we'll always have 85

by LimaTime10 on Jun 25, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fresno State just won...

It is a pretty remarkable story, one I’m sure you’ve heard if you have even watched a minute of a CWS game.

by rockchalk on Jun 25, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ive been up to omaha

the four past years until this one, its unbelieveable the atmosphere there

we'll always have 85

by LimaTime10 on Jun 25, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and mahay

has thrown three innings in three days.

We need luke to get out of the 7th, peralta/gobble take the 8th and Soria closes. If Mahay is available he should have the 8th

by gilmeche55 on Jun 25, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

like Republicans

DirecTV hates puppies.

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

84 pitches for young Skywalker? Send his ass out there for the 8th

He’s been pitching lights out, just hung a slider to Hawpe. I’d send him out there.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 25, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

+ 1

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who would you all rather have

hochevar or lincecum

we'll always have 85

by LimaTime10 on Jun 25, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather have people stop asking me

questions like that.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My thoughts exactly

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly.

Lincecum might end up being better, possibly, but I would take Hochevar right now for the rest of their respective careers…

by rockchalk on Jun 25, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOOO! Aviles 0-4

My hero

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 25, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah seriously

i dont see pena havin any oh fers

we'll always have 85

by LimaTime10 on Jun 25, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 25, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DAMMIT MIKE

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 25, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Please don't give Hillman any thoughts of starting

Pena any time soon.

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He'll keep Aviles on the bench

to pinch run.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Making Holliday the tying run is brutal

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 25, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey all

That was one hell of a sandwich.

Hey look! We’re winning AGAIN.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

whooooooooo

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's NHZ,

that’s who.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is pretty cool

Considering that we still have five games after this in June.

This team is definitely on the rise…

by rockchalk on Jun 25, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice throw Bucky!

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH BITCH

THAT’S WHAT YOU GET, SON, THAT’S WHAT YOU GET!

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Finally buck throws somebody out

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 25, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he's starting to come 'round

when it comes to the running game.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait,

that was Buck’s first gunned runner of the year? Good work, but damn, John. BY THE HAMMER OF [INSERT MORMON REFERENCE HERE].

by powderbluepower on Jun 25, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No, it wasn't.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but..but...

that’s what the announcers said. Are you… are you telling me they LIED? tears well up

by powderbluepower on Jun 25, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, sorry,

but Buck had thrown out a couple runners before that one.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

*breathing heavily*

Split… how could you…. I trusted you!

by powderbluepower on Jun 25, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, no,

don’t kill Split.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I won't

but this goes on his permanent record. When someone brings up the point “Split is always on his game!” I’ll pull this out of my file and say “AHA!”

by powderbluepower on Jun 25, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Make sure you

pop up from behind your desk with the file, for maximum amusement from the sutdio audience.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow!

i mean wow!

an absolute gem from hochy!!!

by royalstern05 on Jun 25, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

8 very solid innings!

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 25, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaah!

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is this Hochevar's best career start?

It has been a damn impressive start, for sure.

by rockchalk on Jun 25, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's his longest

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 25, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll bet the Rockies fans

are totally psyched about that attempted steal.

Wow, great outing from Hochevar. Just what he need after getting roughed up against SF.

He’s still a total bust, of course.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TIMMEH who?

Hooooooooooch!

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoa!

that’s some baby bull shit

by royalstern05 on Jun 25, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that's an unforgiveable sin . . .

especially when he calls out other royals publically for being babies.

what an a-hole.

by royalstern05 on Jun 25, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That bullshit just made Emil Brown look like Pete Rose!!

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's official

the entire team, including the Self-Appointed Effort-Inspector, are infants.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Busting it down the line is so overrated

Can’t injure that hammy baby. Let gathright bust it down the line, Guillen isn’t beating out shit anyway

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 25, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh,

I wonder what people would’ve said in April. :P

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All I know is

The fact that the dude can hit doesn’t make him any less of a douchebag

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which is why he's awesome

Because this team needs a douche bag. Douche bags stir things up

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 25, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But, you just can't walk around talking about everybody

else doing the “little things” right and then fail to run out a groundball.

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It seems a little

like hypocrisy, yes.

In the end, much ado about small beer.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes,

and the fact that the dude is douchebag doesn’t make him any less of a hitter.

It does, however, bring that “leadership” badge that the media gave him a bit questionable.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hochevar ERA update:

4.60.

He sucks, though. He’ll never even be an above average fourth starter in his damned career.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gordon Might Make

A good 4th OF’er someday.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 25, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sort of

Ankiel-lite?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good Idea; Maybe

He can go back to MILB and learn to pitch.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 25, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That is freakin sweet!

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my god

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the ROYALS RULE....

the crappy national league!

by blue bandwagon on Jun 25, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's just not fair to bring Soria in!

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It feels like we're cheating

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the don't seem to be seeing these pitches very well

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was sick

The pitch to get to two strikes.

by powderbluepower on Jun 25, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING FSN

KEEP YOUR ASS ON THE GAME

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

just give them "the look"

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh i did

don’t you worry your pretty little head.

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have complete faith in your abilities

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AS YOU WELL SHOULD ;D

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

do we get a trophy

for best interleague record?

by blue bandwagon on Jun 25, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

A statue of Buddy Bell.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ballgame baby!!!!!!!!

"We should've gotten a live chicken"
- Willie Mays Hays

by royaldaddy on Jun 25, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

done!

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GOODLAND, KANSAS BE OURS!!!

wait, do we even want goodland, kansas?

by blue bandwagon on Jun 25, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe there are

some Fischer-esque girls there.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clint Barmes.....

YOU AINT GOT TO GO HOME BUT YOU BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE K, SON!

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

awww, red sox fans are so cute when they cheer for their second team

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw, shucks.

Have a roofy, er, drink on me. :P

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shush dobby

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dobby??? Like, Harry Potter Dobby???

Oh, I can’t believe you did that.

I’m definitely the Ron Weasley of this blog. I have the large family, the undying loyalty, and, with enough dye, the hair.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 25, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes like harry potter dobby

i’m working on my gryffindor scarf. sue me.

Why haven’t you dyed it yet? Redheads know where it’s at (I count strawberry blondes in that count, mind you)

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell to

the yeah. SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

By the way… everyone go look at the standings.

by powderbluepower on Jun 25, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bring on the american league!

WE ARE READY! maybe… ok, probably not…

by blue bandwagon on Jun 25, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

STREAKS!!!

10 of last 11..

5 in a row

4 straight series

10 5 4 New Blue Tradition

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on Jun 25, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ROSS GLOAD

ON THE FUCKING POST GAME

HE IS EXPLODING ON MY SCREEN!

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So thats what he sounds like eh ?

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on Jun 25, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The best part about all of this winning stuff

is the crowds.

The K seems like a really fun place to be right now, especially for the inevitable Soria appearance to slam the door.

Wow.

Oh, and Hochevar had himself quite a night. Why are they talking to Russ instead?

by rockchalk on Jun 25, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

everyone goes apeshit when they hear the first lick of welcome to the jungle

like, seriously. apeshit.

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 25, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hooch Rocked The

Radio post-game show.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 25, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

move Gloadie

to clean-up!!!!!!!

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously.

I didn’t realize this, but look at the standings. I don’t want to say exactly where we’re at in the AL Central for fear of jinxing, but LOOK. AT. THE. STANDINGS.

by powderbluepower on Jun 25, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Indians lost?

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Si

Mexican tough word for “We’re not in fifth so much anymore.”

by powderbluepower on Jun 25, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

now only 1 of our pitchers,

does not have a winning record! yay cool

by cfizzle on Jun 25, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cleveland lost tonight (to SF)...

So, now we are officially .5 games ahead of the Injuns.

Only 1.5 games behind Detroit.

Oh, and we still get 3 more games against the NL, so hopefully we can keep on winning.

Could we get to .500 by the ASB?

by rockchalk on Jun 25, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Mexicutioner is soo sick... i cant wait to see him start in 1 or 2 years

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on Jun 25, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Royals!

Go Dodgers! Beat the Sux!

Formally PhantomRoyals

by FattyFMcFatass on Jun 25, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think we need to accept that all of this winning isn't just about the NL sucking

The Royals have been playing very well. Lots of good pitching and a good deal of power. It’s not just about the NL (and the Cards and D-Backs are two of the better NL teams).

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jun 25, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not to be negative

but the D’Backs have been average for a long time now, and I don’t think the cards are actually good

doesn’t take much away from the hot streak (this isnt the NFL or CFB, the differences between teams arent that large) but lets not go too far the other way

by royalsreview on Jun 26, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is anyone going too far the other way?

Is it inaccurate to say that the Royals have been playing very well? We certainly don’t hesitate to come down hard on this team when it lost 12 straight. I think we should give appropriate credit to them when they win 11 of 13 including four consecutive series wins with two sweeps.

We’ve beaten some decent teams and some poor teams in this good stretch. I’m attempting to counter the notion that this winning streak really doesn’t count or doesn’t matter much because they are just NL teams.

Over the past few days I’ve been trying to figure out just why the Royals have had so much success against the NL, beyond “the NL isn’t good”, but unfortunately, that’s all I can come up with.

I would suggest that of late it is because the Royals are actually playing well.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jun 26, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can I get a "very" well?

I know you don’t just throw around adverbs like that, but I think they’ve earned it. :)

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jun 26, 2008 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

adverbs will cost you, son

are you ready for that responsibility?

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 26, 2008 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd adverb rich

I spend adverbs by the dozen. Really.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jun 26, 2008 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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