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Joakim Soria worked the ninth with his usual Mexicutioner efficiency

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It has officially hit the mainstream media

Somebody start printing up the t-shirts

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jun 26, 2008 1:02 AM EDT   0 recs

Now, if I see AVILES NOW or Avilanche....

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 26, 2008 11:55 AM EDT   0 recs

I just wish we could come up with an Amish themed nickname for Soria

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jun 26, 2008 1:24 PM EDT   0 recs

"Jacob" is an appropriate Amish first name

“Bruder” might work, [Pennsylvania Dutch for “brother,” common Amish/Mennonite greeting at church]. Boring, though.

“Thy closer?”

“No More Mennonite Guy” maybe as a theme song [A group called the Electric Amish did this as a send-up of Alice Cooper’s “No More Mr. Nice Guy”]

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 26, 2008 1:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I appreciate the effort, but we need something which screams Amish!

(of course, “screams Amish” is something of an oxymoron)

Unfortunately, I don’t know if there are any words that really feel inherently Amish.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jun 26, 2008 2:06 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I like Ezekiel

That sounds very Amish to me. And then once the nickname has settled into common parlance, we can just call him Zeke for short.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jun 26, 2008 2:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Wasn't there a guy in the draft NAMED Zeke?

I’m still not over Shooter Hunt either.

I think it’s the kind of thing where, years from now, I’ll wake up, and the pain will just be gone. And then I’ll start to miss the pain.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 26, 2008 3:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

We shoulda had shoota!!

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 27, 2008 1:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

epic

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 26, 2008 3:17 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

needs a little more

pseudounibrow, though

"I never really said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 26, 2008 3:17 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

THAT

IS
AWESOME

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 26, 2008 3:24 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

The beard needs to be thinner, more Amish

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jun 26, 2008 3:26 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Is he not working the soulpatch anymore?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 26, 2008 3:34 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

There is some chin coverage

But the line along the jowls is quite thin (narrow, I mean).

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jun 26, 2008 3:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

And that does rock

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jun 26, 2008 3:34 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

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