What do you do on offdays? Me, I stare at the blank TV, feeling desperate. I might go catch an Omaha Royals game, if they're in town. But they're definitely not in town today.
Yup. Sure is boring around here.
Now I have adapted the conclusion of Puccini's Turandot to offdays:
Night! Death! Nihility!
Darkness of this world and hate!
We mourn and lament with song in the dark,
our great sorrow!
Curses to thee! Curses! Curses!