What do you do on offdays?  Me, I stare at the blank TV, feeling desperate.  I might go catch an Omaha Royals game, if they're in town.  But they're definitely not in town today.

Yup.  Sure is boring around here.

Now I have adapted the conclusion of Puccini's Turandot to offdays:

Offday!

Night!  Death!  Nihility!

Darkness of this world and hate!

We mourn and lament with song in the dark,

our great sorrow!

Curses to thee!  Curses!  Curses!