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Game 59 Open Thread - Royals (23-35) at White Sox (31-26)

Kansas City Royals at Chicago White Sox, Jun 4, 2008 8:11 PM EDT


Luke Hochevar (4.98 ERA) takes the ball tonight against the White Sox, looking to keep his ERA under 5.00. With the Tigers continuing to lose, the Royals are only a mini-winning streak away from getting out of the AL Central cellar, and in fact, aren't that far behind the Indians. It's been a weird start to season in this division. And I'm starting to think that this is one of those years where, in another decade, it'll look like something totally random happened. A year where a team like the Twins -- who aren't very good -- takes the division with 87 wins (and approximately seven thousand articles about how they proved they didn't need Santana and how they play the game the right way in Minnesota, and on and on).

 


AL Central Standings

W L PCT GB STRK
Chicago 31 26 .543 0 Won 1
Minnesota 30 28 .517 1.5 Lost 1
Cleveland 26 32 .448 5.5 Lost 1
Detroit 24 34 .413 7.5 Lost 2
Kansas City 23 35 .396 8.5 Lost 1

(updated 6.4.2008 at 6:14 PM EDT)


 

The White Sox counter with John Danks (2.86 ERA), a long lost member of the Rangers' fabled DVD trio back in the day.

 

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If there is a bad start by Hochevar tonight

Do we start thinking about a recall to Omaha being a good idea?

by I need more Esteban on Jun 4, 2008 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Germie May Not

Save 13 runs per game like TPJ, but he may actually produce a run or two on some kind of regular basis. Bid Billy go north to get PA’s for Gload? At least we have our outfield back; no Gator.

D. DeJesus cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .299
M. Grudzielanek 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .295
A. Gordon 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .280
J. Guillen lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .251
M. Olivo dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .293
M. Teahen rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .255
J. Buck c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .258
R. Gload 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .254
E. German ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .178
Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Hillman doesn't get it

Why not give Aviles a shot. His D can’t be any worse than German’s at SS

Billy at worst will be Sean Casey jr.

by kcscoliny on Jun 4, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder what Brandon McCarthy is doing tonight?

Danks has been legitimately good—7.14 K/9, 2.57 BB/9, 0.57 HR/9, 3.14 FIP, 48.9% GB% (which kind of came out of nowhere this year). At least the Rangers got value for V in the DVD troika.

by Gopherballs on Jun 4, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is Trey pulling a Buddy

with Mike Aviles? If he’s just going to collect splinters, he’d be better off in Omaha.

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on Jun 4, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

DDJ Is Locked

In; Hawk assures us Gtirz will “get him over”.

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by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Another fundamental error by KC

Get him over – that’s why you bat #2. Prediction is Alex will hit long fly to RF and waste another out

by daveyork on Jun 4, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teams that can't score runs make those kind of mistakes

Wonder if Hillman got on Grudz for not getting him over. Doubt it.

by daveyork on Jun 4, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

When you can't plate one after getting a leadoff double

With your 2, 3 and 4 hitters up… chances are you aren’t going to score much.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't know Steve Stone did radio for the Sox

I am listening to game on White Sox station but have to run

by daveyork on Jun 4, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Was surprised to see German playing with Hochevar on the mound

This would be the one starter that I would think TPJ’s defense would come in useful with sinker baller on the hill.

by daveyork on Jun 4, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Or Take Him

For a ride in the country.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hooch Gets A

1-2-3; German’s D hasn’t sunk the ship yet.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

And Olivo continues to rake

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOM

Miguel O

I count pitches.

by royallyblue on Jun 4, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Ooooooo-liiiii-voooooo!!!!!!!!!

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by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Boom.....Outta Here

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is Aviles up....

if he’s not going to play? Why just wouldn’t we bring up someone to sit in the pen till Billy returns?

I count pitches.

by royallyblue on Jun 4, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't ask questions

You wont’ like the answer

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hillman = Bell

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

A bit strong?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 4, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, But How

He missed that 3-2 pitch is a mystery to me. Why is Gload starting against a LHP? How about Guillen in RF, Teahen at 1B, and Aviles in LF, thus anothe rightie bat in the lineup.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, really.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, The Four

Pitch leadoff walk; sets up the DP. Very Japanese.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

German

-1 out so far

I count pitches.

by royallyblue on Jun 4, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

but lets be optimistic

at least he caught it for the first out

I count pitches.

by royallyblue on Jun 4, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

German at ss shows itself...

tough turn though

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Hopefully it doesn't burn us

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

thome

never burns u on the basepaths…unless a long one is hit

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It Looked Like

Gritz had to wait on Germie to get to the bag, thus the timing was off .

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by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

hardee's commercial

why is their website fakerestaurant.com ...seems unsafe

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

poor marketing decision. but at least they got the guy from Boiling Points. I saw him in Mexico during Spring Break in 2004 and he took a picture with me.

I count pitches.

by royallyblue on Jun 4, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

nice work

turns out 3 pitches is enough for a SS of ours to make an out…

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

If more people ran the play out like German

we would have three times as many people on the DL

I count pitches.

by royallyblue on Jun 4, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe that's what he's going for

..easy paycheck…playing short is hard

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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ker-plop

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

love the uniform discussion

white sox in shorts…softball uniforms….it’s all hilarious

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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Buddy Says Alex

Will be one hell of a ball player; is it better to be two hells of a player?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe.

if he gets to bat twice in the lineup.

I count pitches.

by royallyblue on Jun 4, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can He Bat

While he’s on base?

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by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luke has to throw more strikes than this.

He’s pitching just like he has in his past 2 starts, and it isn’t going to get the job done.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

so leadoff walks aren't good?

Gotcha. We should tell him.

I count pitches.

by royallyblue on Jun 4, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

he just doesn't have command...

that ball 4 to crede was close too…guys aren’t hitting him hard either

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the thing, his stuff is good enough, that when it's in the zone they WON'T hit him hard...

But when his command is so spotty and he walks a guy per inning or so, they don’t exactly have to hit you hard to score.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate that call for a pitchout

ESPECIALLY when u have a guy struggling w/ command

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOM

T-BAG!

I count pitches.

by royallyblue on Jun 4, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, Am I

That far behind?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Possibly

I’m usually behind in Wichita, but I’m closer that way tonight…..

I count pitches.

by royallyblue on Jun 4, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guillen Worked The

Count well until the last pitch; he should have hit it or something.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAH

power surge teahen! 4 in the last couple weeks (shhh, don’t tell me one was inside the park)

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Danks and lefties

The Royals tv guys just mentioned that lefties are hitting Danks better than righties this year. Any ideas why?

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

i think

it will even out when the statistical pool grows…

I count pitches.

by royallyblue on Jun 4, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe That's Why

Gload is starting tonight.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those 2 Called

Strikes to Buck passed under the plate. Then he missed the 3-2 by that much.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe his run support does suck

but when you walk people left-and-right it will end up catching up to you

I count pitches.

by royallyblue on Jun 4, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Ball 4 To

Konerko was as good as either strike to Buck.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

MY GOD.

THAT WAS DEEEEEEP

I count pitches.

by royallyblue on Jun 4, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

how far did that ball go

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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll Let You

Know when it lands.

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by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

landed at

Wrigley

I count pitches.

by royallyblue on Jun 4, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

alex

webgem

I count pitches.

by royallyblue on Jun 4, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

should be number 1

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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's No Jeter

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by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're right

he lacks the immeasurables…

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

And The Horizontal

Leap.

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by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

ken harvey would have died

instead of just receiving a concussion. also surprised two shirtless sox fans didn’t jump on alex and bludgeon the ball out of him

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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

hometown discount on that call

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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Between Inning Poll

Predict the final score of the game and the game’s headline.

I count pitches.

by royallyblue on Jun 4, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

5-3 white sox

Hochevar allows 2 hits, 4 runs as royals offense sputters behind him again

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds about right

Don’t have a lot of confidence in our ability to score again

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

6-3 Royals

Gordon gets it done with the glove and the bat as his 9th inning bomb off of Booby (oops) Jenks.

by royaldaddy on Jun 4, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

loving it

the comment about lefebvre’s legs earlier was probably the best

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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Wish; I

Have the Hawk to contend with.

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by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit

you white sox and your home runs

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

There she blows

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Hooch Is Working

On a 1-hitter. Shhhhhhhh.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, I Shouldn't

Have said anything.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Hochevar melt down in progress

Just yankem

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

shortstop

pena probably turns two there…and thus ends the experiment w/ german there

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty much.

Probably just cost us this ballgame.

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boom

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I Think That's

The first successful appeal at the plate I’ve ever seen.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

seen it before...

it’s just that rare, more rare than triple plays….sorta perfect game territory…

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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've Seen One

Around the horn triple play by the Oilers here in Kenai. Talk about a turnaround; 1st and 2nd, no one out to out of the inning in seconds. It was the biggest eruption by a crowd in Kenai I’ve ever seen.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did anyone see

Buck’s shinguard break?

I smell a grand slam.

I count pitches.

by royallyblue on Jun 4, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Things we've done successfully this series

a lot of runs
[X] SHOWED UP AT THE BALLPARK

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Guillen Should Put

Us ahead here.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Just Be Consistant

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't like saying rarer

it’s like putting back to back words together (to to, that that)in my book w/ back to back syllables like that.

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Prefer More Rarerester

In most situations; just my personal preferance.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

teahen walked

Failure… where’s the clutch hitting?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

he was pissed he was coming out of the game. i caught a couple four letter words on his walk to the dugout.

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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Not on Ozzie's Sox!

He’s going to get a big ol’ fine for that potty mouth!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

This seems like a Buck situation

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

jinx!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, if we expected anything else,

we wouldn’t be royals fans

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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe One

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by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously Buck didn't

They trust Bonds’ eye, why not buck?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

strikes

strike 2 was the same pitch that buck saw for strikes 1 and 2 in his previous at bat….strike 3 was a strike on the inside corner. buck was fooled.

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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure the league frowns on that thing

They didn’t even like the Sox taking advantage of that inanimate doll…

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry...

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was pretty much our golden opportunity.

Koch for the 9th, Linebrink has been good.

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, i'm not sure

that we can score this many runs.

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

god DAMMIT

and i benched crede today on my fantasy team

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

no

just beware of flying bats

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

YES!!!! 1111 ONE

What?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why Does Our

Staff never come up and in on hitters? Always away catches up with you eventually.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

it seems like

when we try inside, we either miss inside or out over the plate. easy to hit.

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

What? Gameday person here

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

gload

was chasing a fly ball and slid into an ad box thing down the rf line on a foul ball.

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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Alexi Ramirez is almost as happy to be in the big leagues as Gload

but he has a perv thing going, too, on his Gameday picture

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Ramirez has a lot of raw talent

Skills, not so much

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gritty Slide By

Gload.

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by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, enough Hochevar time

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Is a trip back to Omaha in order?

If so, who takes his spot in the rotation?

by royaldaddy on Jun 4, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't locate the fastball consistently

Leads to him throwing too many sliders, which leads to him hanging sliders, which leads to long home runs. Curveball is a nonfactor, he’s shown no ability to throw it for a strike consistently. Change up is decent to lefties, but it won’t be that useful until he can consistently locate his fastballl

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

#4-#5, he might become a #3 if he can learn some better control.

Unfortunately, we have three guys in the rotation like that. The Royals need more consistency from Bannister, Davies and Hochevar if we want to get to 70 wins this season.

by Eppenweb on Jun 4, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Hooch and Hiram look a lot alike.

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by philofthenorth on Jun 4, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i posted on that

about two weeks ago, right after the losing streak was taking hold. they’re doing the things those ‘great’ royals teams of 04-06 were doing. blowing leads, bonehead baserunning and defense, bad starting, and bad hitting. pretty much everything going wrong. it’s true. blue. tradition. nothing new about it.

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugly.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

that isn't even inexperience.

german as a 2b would have made the same play grudz made. that was just lazy defense on his part.

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

In my mind I am grabbing John Buck

pointing him at a video of Alexi Ramirez’s at bat and yell, “That’s what you’re supposed to do if the ball is near the strike zone! Swing, dammit! At least make him work for his out!!!”

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on Jun 4, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice AB Ross

Way to look like a little leaguer

by royaldaddy on Jun 4, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Hilariously bad

Can we just DFA him

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He always reminds me of the two Bob's on Office Space

“Ross, what is it you would say that you….do here?”

by royaldaddy on Jun 4, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm gritty, g*dammit!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just wow.

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

8 hits, 2 runs

Pretty bad batting with RISP tonight.

by Eppenweb on Jun 4, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

the comeback starts now

by Freneau on Jun 4, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

If they put Pena in, the Royals get one run back, right?

Halfway there!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tomko's only the alternate signal

The usual one is not pinch-hitting for TPJ. Now that he isn’t starting, other people are auditioning for the role.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

210th!

I have many leather bound books...

by juano on Jun 4, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

What's his OPS?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

.617 going into the game… so probably .630 now

by Freneau on Jun 4, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks. That's higher than Gload's.

But Huber would have been a total waste.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Although I doubt Huber's glove could save a run a game

If we could add defensive value to OPS, we’d see that there’s no need to sign Bonds, having Gload at first is like having him already!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been watching the Rangers - Indians game simultaneously

Damn is the Rangers pitching mother effing terrible. They have probably the best offense in the AL, but hot damn their pitching is hot garbage. We should be making a deal with them for a bat.

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

their d sucks too

i live in cle
so i’ve been watching

kinsler/young seem pretty terrible in the infield

by Freneau on Jun 4, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

TPJ + Ron Mahay for Young straight up?

Bahahaha

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've read different about Kinsler, without looking at the stats

But Young is REALLY overrated. I think his Zone Rating has been lower than Jeter’ s some years. Of course, it’s not like the park exaggerates his hitting skill… oh, yeah.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea... one of my least favorite players

i’d bet my left arm dayton loves him though

he’ll retire a royal in 2014

by Freneau on Jun 4, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to get all cheesy

but, while I understand people getting sick of Jeter, at least he’s actually been really damn good some years. Young’s been OK, but he just drives me nuts. He’s going to be the new Garrett Anderson. “He’s underrated!! All he does is blah blah blah!”

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

THREE RUN HOME RUN TIME

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

+ bunts attempts

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is German ever bunting here

Play to win on the road Trey

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Did German really just bunt with two strieks

What ze fawk

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

What was that about scoring from first on an XBH?

Maybe Tery thinks Gathright can score from first on a bunt

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life turns into two runs

Why did we give away an out though

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Touche

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's really, really bad

Look for that “strategy” to start occuring with even more frequency

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

fundamentals!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

PERFECT

just PERFECT!

treyball gives

treyball takes away

by Freneau on Jun 4, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

The rain falls on the just and unjust alike

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the brightside, now Tomko can blow another game

And pick up another loss in his quest to reach 10 by the ASB

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

royals rule

if you do something right, you must immediately do something equally stupid

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Poor Ramon

He’ll probably get two Ks, give up a seeing eye single, then in comes Peralta who gives up a game-winning jack

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I would, but I can't edit my comments

Um, I meant to type that Peralta would HIT the game winning jack after pinch-hitting for TPJ (that’s two runs TPJs accounted for, Peralta jack + defense)

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ram Ram

He goes on the good side of the ledger for Dayton. Lets go ahead and win this sob.

by Nighthawk at the Diner on Jun 4, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

nice ramirez

anyone else see him hand that shattered bat back to pierzynski? he should’ve stabbed that a-hole w/ it.

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I love these game day threads

Such e-camaraderie

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Trey's Bad Strategy

It seems to be a pattern that he makes bad strategic decisions, mostly giving up outs. Here, sacrificing in an effort to tie seems especially weak, regardless of what happens now.

by Kansas City Oracle on Jun 4, 2008 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

who knows what could have been

had dejesus not been picked off. this game could be over…

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I struggle with that one too

Do you give him a pass since its 9th innin’ and you’re trying to knot up the game? Or do you whack him for the sac with arguably, one of your most lethal sticks at the dish?

by Nighthawk at the Diner on Jun 4, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

one other angle...

grabbing a tie on the road for extras is not near as nice as being at home

hardcore playing for the tie… eh… oh well, at least we are tied

by Freneau on Jun 4, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hillman is a desperate man

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least it worked...

but yea, pretty questionable

we gave two outs to jenks, who didn’t appear to be sharp at all

by Freneau on Jun 4, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

guillen either injured

or he really doesn’t like busting it to first

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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I know he has that hip thing that's been bothering him all season

No point in running hard on a sure out and risking aggravating it

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, he's certainly earned that.... (ahem)

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh, I prefer to give these guys the benefit of the doubt

Until they start obviously dogging it, then I make trips to the ballpark to boo them specifically. See: Michael Tucker.

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I don’t actually mind Guillen. I just think he lost some of that when he decided to call out the rest of the team for bad baseball… and when people in the press mention his failure to run out gbs even in articles complimenting him

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

*&#$ing Baby!

I have many leather bound books...

by juano on Jun 4, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

i just checked olivo’s b-r page. he’s listed at 180 lbs. was that when he was 10 years old?

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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

That's like Kevin Nash being 6' 10"

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

A biiiig stretch

but could we groom Miggy to play 1st base?

I count pitches.

by royallyblue on Jun 4, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

IF

we could get him to add 20 more lbs. and swing harder. haha…both tough things to do w/ that frame.

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Soria available tonight?

If so, I kinda like our chances. They seem to have gone through a lot of their bullpen already.

by Eppenweb on Jun 4, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

and

they could stand to go through our lineup for awhile too. pena is in, and callaspo and german have already been used.

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Forgive me for the obvious

save me a quick web search, whats the scoop with Leo Nunez

by Nighthawk at the Diner on Jun 4, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

DL

15 day for strained lat…

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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Injured, out for a few weeks

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soria and Ram Ram give us hopefully 3 more innings of shutout baseball at least.

Meanwhile, the Sox have already used Linebrink and Danks, who else good do they have?

by Eppenweb on Jun 4, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Boone Logan is alright

I think they still have Wasserman, he’s sucked.

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huber just lost an epic 5-pitch battle with Ted Lilly

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:10 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Time for an earhole

Leading to a team-uniting brawl, leading to a winning streak, leading to a division title!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, it's not worth it

Royals can’t afford to have Gload suspended.

Since I don’t get the Royals up here, I need to go to royals.com and watch some Hillman interviews. Is he closer to Ozzie Gillen or Jim Mora?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps a vigorous mediation would stoke competitive fires

Who is the figurative team cap’n? Grudz? Guillen? Makes me sad to think of Sweeney’s old sew on C laying all lonely and dusty in a box somewhere.

by Nighthawk at the Diner on Jun 4, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is incredibly gross

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I threw upin my mouth a bit

Why is teahen bunting there, ever

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ridiculous - - I loves me some Trey, generally speaking, but for the love of Whitey

Dude has bunted and ran and taken extra based us to death in several games – - I appreciate the fact that the Royals may need to be aggressive and run, etc…. but if you have only 1 or 2 legit baserunners or bag nabbers, ain’t no use in digging the hole deeper.

by Nighthawk at the Diner on Jun 4, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gload.

Gathright can still drop a bunt down and steal second

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus

Gload can’t jump a car.

I count pitches.

by royallyblue on Jun 4, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gload

Easy. And I’m a “Gathright expectations deflator” for a while. His OPS is around the same, but he apparently is somewhat competent at CF now. I don’t care if Gload’s ++ at 1B, his OPS is under 600

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 pitches

2 outs….i love efficiency, but this is the wrong kind

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

5 pitches, 3 outs

We’ll run Logan out of there in 4 innings or so

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you see Logan's pic on Gameday?

He could teach Gil Meche a thing or two about growing a beard.

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on Jun 4, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Bunt them into submission

Seriously, I just have Gameday. There must be a mistake. See Teahen just bunt with no one on? Can the league suspend a manager or stupidty? He HAS to be smoking weed or something.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Better yet

Run Ramirez out there again and see if his elbow explodes on the mound

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 pitch inning

i think we have mcclure talking pitch efficiency to the wrong guys or something…crossed signals or something dumb. a 4 pitch inning. jesus

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Good news: If we make it to the next inning

Pena leads off!

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

aviles?

or has trey gone buddy bell and given up on him already

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

More excellent strategy by Trey

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's up with all our pitchers tanking?

I mean, none of our young guys have done especially well over the last few weeks. It is the most depressing aspect of our recent losing streak.

by Eppenweb on Jun 4, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's playing w/ his pitches

u know, using the slider and change more than the usually ridiculous fastball-curve

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Shelton

0-4 tonight. still 150 pts of OPS on The Boss

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

It’s really terrible, since the real “Ross the Boss” is a guitar god

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Umm....

good play?!?

I count pitches.

by royallyblue on Jun 4, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Stupidity must be contageous!

I have many leather bound books...

by juano on Jun 4, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL just LOL

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Soria just hit 95 on the gameday gun

Never seen him throw that hard before, must be a glitch

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

average

about what you expect..but less

I count pitches.

by royallyblue on Jun 4, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goddamn what is up with Soria walking people

He’s walked somebody like like 4 out of his last 5 outings

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

He's just bored

What’s Spanish for “What the fuck is up with all the bunting?”

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soria goes two...lose anyway...not available tomorrow

its deja vue all over again.

I have many leather bound books...

by juano on Jun 4, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

do u let the pitcher lead off an extra inning?

no, then why would u let tony pena?

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Because we don't have a pitcher that can play short stop

Just Aviles. WAIT A MINUTE

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 pitches, 4 outs

for Logan

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Nevermind the fact that the rest of the Sox bullpen sucks horribly

KEEP’EM BUNTIN’ TREY

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF?

Am I watching 5th grade elite ball – - BUNT DEDAVID DEJESUS, BUNT!

by Nighthawk at the Diner on Jun 4, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

i want 20 innings

i know we can handle our side of the bargain

by Freneau on Jun 4, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Good call royallyblue on TPJ bunt

Pena is a disaster as a hitter. I guess it is the age old scenario of the league catching up with a player in his second year. He probably needs to be sent to the minors to see if he can figure things out.

by Kansas City Oracle on Jun 4, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa Dejesus did something weird with the bat WTF was that

It looked like he swung it… I’m confused

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

i want to vomit

watching our hitters.

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

if there are people that aren't familiar w/ the royals watching

they could swear this isn’t major league baseball

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boone Logan is the best pitcher I"ve ever seen in my life.

Come on Soria, 3 more outs.

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

willie aikens

i’ll let him do drugs if he can wave the stick

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet Ozzie is really freaking jealous of Trey right now

Trey obviously has the green light to bunt and hit-and-run all he wants (SmartBall!), and Ozzie is stuck with plodders like Thome and Swisher… Misses Gload like hell

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd venture to guess there are a 1/2 dozen AL teams

that haven’t attempted as many bunts for hits all year as the Royals do nightly!!

I have many leather bound books...

by juano on Jun 4, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Orlando Cabrera everyone

because when you’re a leadoff man who can’t get on base, you’ve earned the right to bitch about being charged for errors

good thing only Arod and Peyton Manning care about their stats though

by Freneau on Jun 4, 2008 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't belive how much I've come to appreciate the Manning brothers

Somehow I can’t see Tom Brady openly making fun of himself l like that.

Eli is the Spicoli of Super Bowl MVPs

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

fast forward to 2011

AJ will be 35, still hacking away, and in a Royal uniform

by Freneau on Jun 4, 2008 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Assuming Javy Lopez doesn't decide to make a comeback

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he'll have an OPS of 570

but the Royals manager will insist he’s an integral part of our offense.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 4, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean Royals manager Chipper Jones?

He of the Church of the Immaculate-lyl Modified Waitress?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

great minds...

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

where is brent mayne?

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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

rey sanchez

is playing for someone right now. i heard his name on sportscenter last night

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Milton Bradley has a higher OPS than Josh Hamilton right now

But rageholics aren’t a story.

Josh Hamilton = hero. A model for millions. Inspiring. I want a poster of his deviated septum on my wall.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHA WE GOT HIM

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

SMARTBALL!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

This is when our offense's futility kills us in indirect ways - we would have the pitching advantage here . . .

but Logan has thrown so few pitches that he will be able to go at least another inning, and Soria will be tapped out at this point, forcing us to rely on Peralta with Thome up. And there goes the win.

by Eppenweb on Jun 4, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Bingo

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be more angry if it wasn't against a lefty

Still sucks.

His OPS is still higher than Team Leader and Winning Expert Jose Guillen.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

gordon

looks at so many called third strikes that are legitimate balls.

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

He needs to swing

He can’t expect to get the respect until his GRIT gets to the level of Ross Gload or Jose Guillen

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

for bringing us Kyle Davies?

and getting hurt immediately for the Braves?

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jun 4, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was quick

"I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer." - Dan Quisenberry

by Safe@First on Jun 4, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

If we don't score right here we'd screwed

Peralta ain’t gona get it done

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Olivo should of knocked Dotel out of the game

And by knock out, I mean punch him in the face so he loses conciousness and the white sox are forced to use Wasserman

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by slayor on Jun 4, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Charge the Mound!

"I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer." - Dan Quisenberry

by Safe@First on Jun 4, 2008 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Prediction:

Teahen double, followed by him being thrown out after being ordered to steal 3rd on a 3-0 count to Buck

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 4, 2008 11:53 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Why, God Why

Gobble pitching to Konerko?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 5, 2008 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

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