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Game 62 Open Thread - Royals (24-37) at Yankees (30-31)

I don't see Will around, so I'm pulling the trigger on the gamethread, what with all of ten minutes to go before gametime.

Today it's JoePo's favorite text message buddy, Brian Bannister (5-6, 4.60) looking to shut down the evil Yankee foe. Said foe will be led by the cowardly Andy Pettite (5-5, 4.21), who is a shadow of his former self and certainly no match for that pesky Royals line-up.

If Aviles is not in the line-up today, we are giving up on not only this season, but 2009 as well. You will remember today for the rest of your lives.

UPDATE: Mike Aviles is in the line-up hitting second.

 

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Hillary Clinton just conceded to Obama and is endorsing him. Rejoice/mourn/act indifferently as you will.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:00 PM EDT reply actions  

GOD

That is annoying. Where you watching Kim Possible?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

A bunch of scrap in the lineup today. Aviles hitting 2nd. Teahen 3rd. Everything else normal cept for the bottom is a little shaken up.

Callaspo
German
Gathright

Very interesting.

Brian Bannister line in June last year…..39 IP 5-1 2.75 ERA

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 1:02 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

no no is possible today…...and I’ll warn that I’m not jinxing it because I’m not saying the actual words.

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Overall:

KC

DDJ LF
Aviles SS
Teahen 1B
Guillen RF
Olivo DH (again??)
Buck C
Callaspo 2B
German 3B
Gathright CF (Trey…seriously)

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:04 PM EDT reply actions  

What wrong with Olivo?

He mashes lefties. Or is it that you want him catching?

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing's wrong, today,

I’m just wondering if Trey is going to keep doing this C/DH thing with these two all year.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good question

As long as Olivo hits, I don’t see why not, you?

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he's lock to regress against

RHPs…but we aren’t exactly swimming in options, are we.

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by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yanks

Damon LF
Jeter SS
Abreu RF
Rodriguez SS
Giambi DH
Posada C
Cano 2B
Betemit 1B
Cabrera CF

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Says 90 and partly cloudly on gameday

DDJ’s at-bat just started.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh-oh

Pettite somehow got Aviles out.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:13 PM EDT reply actions  

man

not very scary lineup after Olivo
we had better get some production from the top of the order

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 1:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Teahen is on fire

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Teabag!

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 1:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Damon

shaved the stash
maybe he is wearing the golden thong

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 1:16 PM EDT reply actions  

AUGH

day game? Why does no one tell me these things?

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 7, 2008 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Guillen

See Ya! Look at that 2 out hitting!

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

YES! I AM ~MAGIC~

As soon as I turn on the TV, we’re up 2-0.

Maybe this year’s Yankees are last year’s Sox for the Royals. Meaning they’re our bitch. (Sorry, NHZ)

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 7, 2008 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

sorry, my bad

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 1:18 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, Banny-time

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

yes, no doubt

everyone’s favorite Aviles will make his first appearnce somewhere.

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Davies the frontrunner?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was hanging with friends last night and forgot about the game

that’s pretty bad, isn’t it? So I’m gonna check the box score to really decide. I’ve been a bit out of it since the tornado at 12 am Friday morning…I was working and was in charge of running around the largest housing building and knocking on everyone’s door and asking them to go downstairs for their safety xD And when all was said and done I was, to steal a line from Elvis, shaking like a leaf on a tree

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 7, 2008 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

as long as it is Grienke is chosen

for his supporting role on the bench

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 1:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I was late

did Jose jack one?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

after a Teahen double the opposite way, he drove it pretty good over Damon’s head

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, to left field with the moustashless Damon climbing the fence

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet

Clearly we need Teahen to bat in front of him more often

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hillman Is Living

Dangerously with Callie and Avie at 2B and SS. I think this is a good thing.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 1:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know... Michael Kay's annoying

but he’s NOT stupid. He’s bitching about Jeter giving up an out.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 1:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Rightfully So, Apparently

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Banny Cannily Induces

The popup again.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 1:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Jome Run Jose!

2-0 Royals. Could this be the turnaround we need to get to the playoffs?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:29 PM EDT reply actions  

We've excised the Curse of Angel Bear

How can we not make the playoffs now?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

By Playing The

Rest of the season?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pessimist

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shhhhh

I’ve had enough of your northern negativity.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, be fair

he’s just now getting used to sunlight again.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

We Have Sunlight

We don’t even use this time of year; I was sitting in it until 8:00 last night. If I cut down some trees it’d be more like 9:00.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

why don't you go out and drill some oil wells

while the sun shines so we don’t have to pay such high gas prices?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not The Worst

Walk Banny ever gave up.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep

I’d rather pitch to porn-stache Giambi than A-Rod any day.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Banny's not throwing strikes

We’re going to have to depend on our mighty offense today.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder if it has to do with trying

to stay away from the heart of the plate, rather than a of lack command.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inning over at

27.

Hopefully he can settle in a bit against the bottom of the order.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pettitte Threw 23

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good

They’ll both out after four at this rate. And we can win the battle of the ‘pens.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahaha this optimism commercial makes me think of the Royals

the poor little kid is like ‘I’M THE GREATEST HITTER IN THE WORLD!’ and then swings and misses it for strike 1…and continues for 3 strikes.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 7, 2008 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Lawl

Kind of like Billy Butler.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

No you're not

I am.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it bad that a small part of me

thought of Zack when I saw it? Not because he’s a bat hitter (.667 average for the season!), just…well I guess it’s his child-like optimism.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 7, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, I NEVER struck out pitching to myself, stupid kid

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I struck out pitching to myself

but only because I was offered money to K.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

BB For Buck!

Celebrate good times, come on!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 1:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Our first walk since...

oh, who cares. Walks are so awesome.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Given the sudden increase in XBH while we weren't walking

I think I’d rather have the doubles

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's have both

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by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I rest easy

knowing Detective Morse is on the case.

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by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you look carefully at the seams of the ball

you can see they passed through an air mass which couldn’t possibly have existed above the rubber of home plate.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

(gasp)

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

so I guess TPJ and Grudz go together.

now it’s callaspo and german up the middle.

by Bart41 on Jun 7, 2008 1:42 PM EDT reply actions  

correction

Callaspo and Aviles, German at 3rd today

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Callaspo And Aviles

Germie is at 3B, thus sparing Gordon 3 or 4 K’s.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's actually worked the count well this year,

just hasn’t…you know…hit the ball…

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Think Pettitte

Would be bad news for Gordon.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Pettitte

will be bad new for Callaspo too.

by Bart41 on Jun 7, 2008 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't know who saw, but

Butler hit his 1st HR in game 1 of a double header last night for Omaha. Lubanski hit one in the second game.

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Hooray!

Hopefully they’ll both be up by the end of the year.

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by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

What, Look At

Prospects by actually bringing them up during an essentially meaningless season? We don’t play dat. Oh, wait, Aviles is already here and actually playing.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a BOMB!

I don’t know how familiar any of you are with Rosenblatt Stadium, but there is an overhang (for sunshade purposes) over the top of the outfield bleachers. I’m pretty sure that’s where Butler’s HR landed; either that or it’s in orbit right now.

by minda33 on Jun 7, 2008 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The yanks announcers just said

runelvis was traded for banny…pretty sure it was burgos

by Bart41 on Jun 7, 2008 1:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Morons

Yeah, as if we’d get anything for that fat schlub.

Yes, it was Burgos.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, They're Never

Wrong.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

In fairness

Kay’s falling all over himself apologizing for the error.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

(I'm actually starting to appreciate the guy)

(Which makes me feel dirty inside)

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Runelvys Was A

Big deal for a while; then he became a really big deal.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's telling

that Kay remembered the guy who ended up in Boston rather than the guy who ended up in Queens.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He Has To

Be better than Sterling.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh gawd

I had to catch the first four innings in the car last night, which meant listening to Sterling and Suzyn. AAUUUUGH.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our Local "Air

America” affiliate carried all their games; insufferable.

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by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

8-pitch inning

Ha.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

"On-field delay"?

Did the ghost of Buddy Bell start spitting on Trey?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 1:52 PM EDT reply actions  

whooooooo

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 7, 2008 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Sidney Ponson is still available!

You could probably get him for a free Ponderosa gift card.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

we got lucky on that one.

he would’ve shut us down again in a couple days.

by Bart41 on Jun 7, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to work in 2 hours

and I’m there until midnight! That’ll be plenty of time to write up a few fanposts, right? ;)

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 7, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

last night's BOD is up

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 7, 2008 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

who's rotation is better, NY or KC?

Haven’t looked at any stats, I just know that the spanks have a bunch of over-hyped young arms who haven’t done anything (Hughes, Kennedy, et. al.).

by Royal Revival on Jun 7, 2008 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am biased but

it’s got to be us. Plus, I think last night, they said our ERA was 5.33 (around) and theres was 6+. Numbers don’t lie. That seems pretty high for our ERA, though.

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aviles Now!

RBI Triple. Overreaction time, overreaction time, overreaction time.

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm sold.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You Cannot Overreact

To that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

He truly is

The Missing Link

and will lead us to glory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and I’m not overreacting or I would use ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES!

Aviles is just saying thank you for his SK from last night :)

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 7, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

The Guy Who

Made the good play to save/end the game last night.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he goes 0-for-4

to bring his average down to .250, I’m denouncing him as a low-OBP hack.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I already am

I mean, his OBP’s no higher than his BA. No plate discipline at all.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude Needs To

Work the count.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Surriously

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guillen knocks another in

4-1

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by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, We're Scoring

Against Pettitte. Can we do that?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Legally, yes.

Morally, no.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Morals? There's no

Morality in baseball!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

No in Royals baseball,

there isn’t. We’ll take the wins in any underhanded way we can them.

I vote we tell the Yankees that Game 3 is in KC, causing them to forfeit at their own park.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe Attempted Murder

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Kazmir gives dad a Happy Birthday"

that sounds dirty

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is That Like

A Cleveland Steamer? ‘Cause that would be disgusting.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He actuallly friggin' owned, is what he did.

He tripled in extra innings to give the Phils the lead 3-2, scored to make it 4-2, and, in the bottom of the inning, threw out Gregor Blanco trying to score from second as the would-be tying run to end the game.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Olivo strikes out

BOOOOOOOOOOO Hillman you’re the worst manager EVVVVVAAAAA (imagine this last word being said in an annoying, high-pitched version of the new england accent. Like my ex-girlfriend’s)

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Buck

good play!
bad play!

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah, well

5-1 middle third, I’m not going to scream about it.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit

I have to go lifeguard for an hour and a half. Don’t let them fail without me.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 7, 2008 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm glad that MLB.tv just exhorted me to be sure not to miss

the MLB Draft live on MLB.tv

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Aviles is the greatest player ever!

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, We Can

Turn a DP without TPJ and Gritz!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Banny is the greatest pitcher ever!

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

He Can Even

Induce scorching liners directly at infielders!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

not everyone can do that

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

No One Else

Can; it’s just luck when they do it.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Banny-46 Pettitte-64

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 7, 2008 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes We Are

Only in a different way.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank goodness

the cumulo nimbus clouds are forming. we haven’t had any rain in like 24 hours now…

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

BOM for May is up

Whooo. I’m a posting machine!

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 7, 2008 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

awww

mike aviles’ mom almost fell out of her seat when he got the triple. Tender.

I love the light hearted commentary they dish out :)

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 7, 2008 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Is this the game where Guillen finally breaks the magnificent 100 OPS+ barrier?

Team Leader! A bargin at twice the price (as my mother would say)!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

should would

This space intentionally left blank.

by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Special Canado-Oklahoman dialectic in effect

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

my mother would have said

A bargain at half the price

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need to go stuff the all-star ballot box

and get Butler voted in as the starting DH

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

"we need to go stuff the all-star ballot box"

That same thing was related to me by a female acquaintance.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

What Was That

Liike?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

If she tells you to stuff

the AAA all-star ballot box, watch out

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Credit to Pettite

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

mmmk

gonna go hang out with Denny Matthews for a while. I’ll see y’all a bit later.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 7, 2008 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

David Cone and Michael Kay

reminiscing about 1976 Chambliss HR. David Cone talks about it as a Royals fan, Kay as Yankees fan. Kinda neat, even though it means I am watching the Yankees broadcast.

by mazoboom on Jun 7, 2008 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay! Banny Kept

A-Rod in the park! Now the DP is in order.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

He's A Ballplayer

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you want the idea defended?

Um, it’s no worse that Bell doing it? It keeps Gload on the bench? It keeps jmoney42 from posting here?

I think phil takes it.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally hawt, 4 real

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Mitt Is

The perfect accessory for him.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon, guys, I'm actually serious for a change here

I haven’t seen him do anything like totalz awesome there yet, but then I don’t know that he’s had the opportunity. He seems to know what the hell he’s doing as far as positioning himself, at least.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, The Little

I’ve seen of him on MLBTV has looked like he belongs there, defensively.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, on Gameday, these dumbass jokes are all I have

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG

two game threads. I don’t think I’m prepared for this.

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Posada's return = Yanks lineup officially Scary As Hell again

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Banny's lost it

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on Jun 7, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

eh, take him out already

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

okay, NOW take him out

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

it's only the 4th

in a 4 game series that has serious “bullpen wearing down” flags.

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not Before The

3-run HR.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright,

now you might be right, damnit!

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

fortunately nothing rattles Trey

not poor pitching, pitch counts, or lots of runs against

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or a shortstop who can't hit

and isn’t a good fielder either?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're up by three

and the white flag’s up in the bullpen.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

ughh

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame Will for this

his second game thread has thrown off the space-time continuum

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm glad we scored those runs in the third

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm glad we stayed with Banny

despite the fact he was getting pounded

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

you didn't

see Girardi pulling Pettitte when he gave up his 5. It’s not like it was a unconvential move to keep him out there.

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

but yet we're going to go to the pen anyway

at least we could have gone to the pen with a 4 run lead

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

hindsight

is 20/10

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

20/20 is just "normal"

You see better in hindsight, damnit. It’s always been a bad cliche!

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, my hindsight was at 2:39 EST

before any runs scored

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

hind-foresight?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

retroclairvoyance

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

We have a winner

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright

DP here and we’re out of it. He’s only at 66 pitches so he can give us two more 1-2-3 innings and then give it to the bullpen. (My optimistic take)

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

damnit

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

retro-proactive!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

These "Little Loopers"

Are making up for the liner to Callaspo and some.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Could the Royals

really be involved in a….....slugfest?

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Aviles, Teahen, and Guillen

will combine for 10 XBH

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

7-2-1

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

boo

i am never leaving this couch again.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 7, 2008 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

That could be really awful

in a few years…

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

well considering that Banny melted down

as soon as I left…

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 7, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone poured water on hiim

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I left to take my daughter to a friend's house

and returned to this?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

how was Denny?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was Davis

I wanted to shoot myself.

but at least I’m so fresh and so clean clean and ready for work now.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 7, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

...

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

down boy

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

what?

Bob Davis, though bad on TV commentary, is even worse on teh radio when you don’t have a visual to make up for the stuff that comes out of his mouth.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 7, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

cough

I’m pretty sure his comment was entirely about the shower and not at all about Davis.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, both

I wasn’t quite sure how to respond to the notion of the cleaning power of suicidal tendencies (the psychological state, not the 1980s punk/metal/funk/skate group). Confusion. I’m not that much of perv. Geez. You’d think I had spent the whole draft thread posting girly pics or something…

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

just proves my innocence of youth

and the fact that I should never leave the vicinity of my seat while watching a game. Friday night? We were winning until I left the outfield to go get something to drink…yeah. I’m baaaad.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 7, 2008 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, you're off the hook

We’ve already decided to pin this one on Will

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh good

glad it’s not me this time!

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 7, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

conventional bullpen usage rulez!

Don’t worry, Trey, you’re doing the right thing by saving Ramirez for the later innings, when the Royals might be ahead (or behind) by 3!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

no way Jose

says Jose

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

That is why Jose makes the big bucks folks.

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn't baby-arm that toss

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great throw

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Jun 7, 2008 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

huber would have thrown him out standing up

by Freneau on Jun 7, 2008 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

better than throwing him up i guess

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 7, 2008 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

while shortarming it

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you delete the other thread

just before the DP? ‘cause that would be the most awesomest paranormal thing ever

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

proof positive

of the mighty effect of RR on the cosmos

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i actually woke up early

specifically to post, then i set the auto-post time an hour late, making it all pointless and redundant

by Freneau on Jun 7, 2008 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those kind of slip ups

can lose games for us….get your head into it!

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

focus, dude

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is usually where we start

hitting like crap again.

BTW, anyone notice how much Aviles looks like Costa?

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

they both play the game to win!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

they do the little things!

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

bloodlines!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

shades of the DiMaggio brothers

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

the resemblance is uncanny

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

is costa italian?

he almost looks african american to me

by Freneau on Jun 7, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

another one of Quincy Jones' kids

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

They don't look that much alike

I should know; I’ve spent many hours studying their faces (etc) closely during games in Omaha.

by minda33 on Jun 7, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

(etc)

SHAME!

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's your ruin, minda33?!?! Would you like a free stress test? Have you lived before?

Are you familiar with the works of L. Ron Hoover?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOLLUSKBAKE

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marcabian fleets invented painand sex!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're Psychs

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

What Are Your

Crimes?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Top Gun is the best Unintentional Comedy Ever!

Jenna Elfman is a joke to me!

Chick Coreas post-1971 work pales in comparison to the earlier work!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

no no no

Not like that. But have you SEEN Aviles’ calves? They are inane!

(OK and maybe Costa’s ass)

by minda33 on Jun 7, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

So... his calves are idiotic? Now I'm really confused.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's true

they walk right into the slaughterhouse singing show tunes to await their vealhood.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine Are Pretty

Stupid.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That too

Or I just woke up and can’t type words like “inSane”

by minda33 on Jun 7, 2008 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not a yankees announcer

so i wouldn’t know how to pronounce players on the yankees, but isn’t it pronounced “Joe-ba” or even “Ho-ba” Chamberlain, not “Jobba” Chamberlain?

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

definitely "Jobba"

His little sister pronounced it that way, and he liked it

by Porcus on Jun 7, 2008 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, poor guy

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joba the Hutt

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weak

What was that, just 560 feet? Pansy.

by Porcus on Jun 7, 2008 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember When We

Had a lead?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

i slept through most of it

I was partying last night with Cedric Bensen

by Freneau on Jun 7, 2008 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

On The Lake?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

last night was a night on the town

Ced got arrested, but I feld the scene in time

by Freneau on Jun 7, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

4.98

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's exactly what he meant it to be

He works it out prior to each game, writing on windows like in “A Beautiful Mind.”

by Porcus on Jun 7, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1, Rec'd

By the way, are you related to the AD&D Demon Lord Orcus?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

It’s Latin for “Pig.”

But I do have +5 sarcasm.

by Porcus on Jun 7, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

DORK ALERT

I bet you listen to Rush while playing D&D!

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

D&D is for losers

AD&D is for STUDS

And sometimes it was Judas Priest, sometimes Iron Maiden.

And, yes, sometimes Moving Pictures or 2112

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

no 30 sided die in D&D

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tom Sawyer...

will be played at my wedding

by Freneau on Jun 7, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

His reserve, a quiet defense/Riding out the day's events

Obviously this is meant to describe Mike Aviles, his underrated SS Defense, his patience in waiting for a call-up.

By the way, are you serious? I mean, I had a bunch of 1960s jazz tunes as the prelude (Couldn’t get them to do “Peaches en Regalia, though”

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I subjected my (first) wedding guests

to Ultravox and Public Image Limited.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW, I'm new to this

What is “rec”? I can’t find anything on the site explaining this.

by Porcus on Jun 7, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

just recommends a comment

which will get it highlighted for others to see how awesome it is

by Freneau on Jun 7, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I was just about to post something like

“I can’t believe Peralta made it through that inning without giving up a HR”......yup

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Peralta

still in the running for pitcher in the Home Run Derby!!!!!
keep up the good work there fella

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

errr, that was meant in reply to

the comment about Giambi being dependent on ‘roids.

by minda33 on Jun 7, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i followed you...

but i didnt know steroids were big in adult films

by Freneau on Jun 7, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

They may or may not be

But disgusting staches sure are.

by minda33 on Jun 7, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh In That

Case, no; that would be the little blue pill.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

four point nine eight

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Tomko in

Peralta out
does it get any better than this?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Little-known fact

You all know that Superman’s baby-rocket was launched to Earth from Krypton.

What you don’t know is the propulsion method. Jor-El threw it with his best fastball at one of Krypton’s greatest hitters.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Peralta ERA update

5.64

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

such a horrible and pointless story

obviously…

with random pictures pulled off the internet

pretty embarrassing

by Freneau on Jun 7, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's No Harry

Caray.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

What happened to her being a Devil Rays fan?

Perhaps that corresponds with their rise—main source of SDTs removed from their environment… although they did lose a literary genus

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess now we'll see Gload

hitting cleanup

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

B-b-b-but

We need him here in Omaha! Without Aviles’ bat we are nothing!

by minda33 on Jun 7, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zesto's would go belly up

at least until the College World Series

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're screwed anyway

Unless they can find a rundown shack to buy near the New Improved Downtown Stadium.

by Porcus on Jun 7, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

this franchise can't always revolve around Omaha

...can it? maybe it can…

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alas, dear Minda

Omaha only exists for the glorification and exaltation of Kansas City…

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

(I’m on the verge of subjecting everyone to my rant on how the minor leagues aren’t an actual sport)

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

if we do, I'm out of here

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Just remember

How Sweeney started. (And forget about how Sweeney ended…)

by Porcus on Jun 7, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Olivo = reason not to go nuts for Dunn, Burrell, or Giambi

or waste time on a low-ceiling, college power hitting who will never hit more than 35 home runs in a year

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

the worst type of power hitter

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot to add "body doesn't project well" and "Scott Boras doesn't represent"

Hosmer will totally rake. I’m thinking, 50 jacks a year average, including rookie and decline years. You can see it from his high buttocks (I believe this is a real scouting thing).

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

...

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

touche

I have faith in the Royals scouting, yeah, but it’s fun to joke about.

For now.

The high buttocks thing, if I remember Moneyball correctly, is something scouts look for, isn’t it? And wouldn’t that mean Jessica Biel would be a top 10 draft pick?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

works for me

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was more concerned

with you checking OUT his high buttocks, sir

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's too see if he's going to be injury-prone, I swear!

Not that’s there’s anything wrong with that! (Tools-based scouting, that is)

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yes

scouts pay more attention to buttocks than female fans.

by minda33 on Jun 7, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

also "Man Face"

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty sure I read that somewhere about a year ago

sort of a primer on scouting players, and all the weird or stupid things they look at/for

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

None shall ever

surpass the greatness of Balboni

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or His Buttocks

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He Needs To

Learn to play 1B.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

this game is starting to remind me of

the Yankee home opener in 06, when we beat teh shit out of them for the first few innings and then just got slammed and lost the game.

Boyfriend of the Year 2008: It's gonna be big!

by loyal2theroyals on Jun 7, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahhhh

I feel this one slipping away

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Cue "More Than A Feeling"

slipped awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

by Porcus on Jun 7, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Johnny Damon

does his very best Billy Butler impression

by minda33 on Jun 7, 2008 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I love Guillen

and I never doubted him, and he has earned every penny of his salary, every game of the year. Guillen for president.

by Porcus on Jun 7, 2008 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Foolish Yankees

testing Guillen TWICE?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Guillen

has a hose/gun/rocket/......laser?

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

revenge on damon

... who may or may not have any memory of ever being a royal

by Freneau on Jun 7, 2008 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

It's A Good

Thing the Yanks are being aggressive; they might have double digits otherwise.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Callaspo XBH

that’s his first hit in 5 years, right?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, a bunt that worked

and didn’t take out the ump

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I Have Heard

Tales of this.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

it couldn't happen to a better shortstop

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

JOEY ESTEBAN ALBERTO BABIES!

by cfizzle on Jun 7, 2008 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

he is already my hero

since Huber isn’t here

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even greater than Dane Iorg?

I think not.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

DDJ

makes the play
at least Grudz isn’t in to make a no-play

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

they're scared of him!!!!!!!

just like Barry Bonds

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Randa4life

Is Randa the guy who always had two perfect black pine tar dots on his helmet, from tipping it with two fingers between every pitch?

by Porcus on Jun 7, 2008 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

lawl, ok

These are the things you notice when you’d rather not focus on seasons such as, oh, any besides 2003. I just can’t remember if it was Randa or maybe Graffanino.

by Porcus on Jun 7, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

Mike Aviles = no need to sign Bonds = saves Royals $10 million dollars = signing Teixeira in offseason

I don’t use the word “hero” lightlyl, but Mike Aviles might just be the greatest hero in Royals history

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh-oh

Aviles’ OBP is now higher than his BA

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

how is that possible?

I’ve never seen anything like it!

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better send him down

until he learns proper agressiveness

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rusty Kuntz

just had to get him a bigger helmet

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Neither

suicide squeeze

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

neither - K

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

HR, DP, walk, or K

four true outcomes

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sac bunt or failed sac bunt = two truest outcomes

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

double to right center

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

game winning HBP?

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Phil Cuzzi has it in for Guillen

because his name is Guillen

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

woooooooooohhhhhhhhhoooooooooo

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh

;LKASJDF;LASKJDF;ALSKJF;ASKJDFA;SKDFJAS;DFKJ;ASDKFJ;SDFKJ

by Porcus on Jun 7, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

NO WAY

AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by minda33 on Jun 7, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on Jun 7, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a big boy hit

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

WOWOWOWOOWW

Jose is making his $$$$$$$ today!

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Jun 7, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

and the crowd goes "Oh poop"

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

that rally killing SOB

by Freneau on Jun 7, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

JOSE IS ON TWO OF MY FANTASTY TEAMS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on Jun 7, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

on one of mine - 7 R's BI will help

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

focs + devil_fingers = psychotic Guillen owning Royals watchers

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

beautiful babies

yous all growns up

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Tomko now in line forthe win

Dayton needs this for his fantasy team. Getting those Ws on the weekend is huge in 5X5

by Freneau on Jun 7, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

he is so selfish

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

7 RBI's, 2 HR's, 2 outfield assists

Best Royals performance in recent memory

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Jun 7, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

na

I remember this game in 2006 when Huber had a double

by Freneau on Jun 7, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeah, me too

it was awesome!

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give Him A

Raise now!!!!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

6.2 and 10ER

ugly line going against anyone, let alone the Royals

by Bart41 on Jun 7, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I credit the 2 bunts

we played the game THE RIGHT WAY

giving up an out to move the runners into scoring position was clearly relevant

by Freneau on Jun 7, 2008 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

+111, 118

Opened up the base for Aviles. In all our faces for doubting the sac bunt. Or thinking that Jose Guillen is totally a middle-order hitter on a contender. league average offensive skillz, here the Royals come!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disbelieve

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Guillen has single handedly won this game.. (Hopefully)

2 assist 7 rbi’s and 2 homers

Yasuhiko Yabuta is to Major League Baseball as Drew Carey is to The Price is Right

by focs on Jun 7, 2008 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I will keep repeating this

he is the Missing Link

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love MLB.tv

they went to “commercial” rather than subjecting me to Ronan Tynan

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

They Are Great

Humanitarians.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is awesome, but

it isn’t the best Royals performance of the season.

Remember when TPJ single-handedly swept the Tigers?

Remember that, Aviles fans. Imagine if we could get both those guys into the game as the same time.

Send-down Gordon!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Clearly, it can be no coincidence

that we’ve scored 10 runs with Gordon on the bench. Definitely send him back down.

Minda will like that, too!

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back down?

Like, to Double A? cuz he never played in Omaha…

by Porcus on Jun 7, 2008 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

quiet you

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That hasn't stopped Omaha from having

At least three Gordon-themed giveaway days

by minda33 on Jun 7, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like "Alex Gordn"

Bobblehead Night.

Yes, they said “Alex Gordn”

by Porcus on Jun 7, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goes along with

Billy Butlr, Mike Avils, and Angel Berra

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Angel Berra

Bloodlines!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You always knew that trip Dale Berra took

to a gay Haitian bathouse would pay off someday

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now That's Funny

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like Dale

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, vowels are pricy in Omha

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

TPJ at 3rd

or Aviles

we need as many catchers and SSs in the lineup as possible

by Freneau on Jun 7, 2008 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brayan Pena's on Glass's private jet now

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who wants to take bets

on some article talking about how the offense was noticeably better with Gordon on the bench for this game?

Begin the “Gordon isn’t clutch” bandwagon now!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

ahem

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll bet Whitlock writes it

Even though he most certainly isn’t watching the game and has only watched 3 in his life

by minda33 on Jun 7, 2008 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

whitlock won't write it

instead, he’ll concoct some column condemning the “carousel” at 3b because German is playing instead of Gordon.

by DarthYoshi on Jun 7, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Silencing the critics!

In my face.

Has he passed Gordon? Probably. But his straight OPs is still lower than Teahens…

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speakinf of great managment

Why is Guillen out of the game? Defensive replacement in OF = Ross Gload?

Well, Jose’s only thrown two guys out… Hope we keep gload in right!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

keep in mind

he did take that foul ball off the instep.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

this has only come back to bite us

like two or three times during Hillman’s tenure, so give him a break

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

True, I'll calm down

stats show that manager only make a 2-3 win/loss difference a season. So that means Hillman can’t possibly cost the Royals anymore games, right?

Gamblers fallacies rule.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's right

he’s disaster-proofed his decisions from here on out. so just sit back and enjoy the ride. and if/when the yanks tie it in a couple innings, we’ll just pretend like we always do that Trey’s little strategem never happened

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's also remember

a win isn’t really a win, unless it’s a little bit Gloady.

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

see? disaster proofed

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOYAH!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ultimate irony

Guillen’s out of the game with hives

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

classic effing Hillman

the yankees clearly cant score anymore

even a run one lead would be 100% safe

by Freneau on Jun 7, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Relax

No way Tomko’s gonna miss a chance to add a victory

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

you were saying????????

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Relax

Tomko just had to let the Yankees get back within three so Mexituff could earn a save.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH WAIT

TREY LEARNED.

Teahen’s in RF now.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

My computer like crashed

after the Guillen grand slam due to all the comments so I didn’t get to celebrate with everyone.

WOOOOOO. Where are are the Guillen haters now!!!???

by I need more Esteban on Jun 7, 2008 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

It Ain't Over

Until…..........you know.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

watching A-Rod hit one in to the East River

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta love Tomko's way of baseball living

well, i throw 95 mph…straight…every pitch…i have a smoking hot wife…and i’m a millionaire. there is no need to learn any secondary pitches.

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Jun 7, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

A-Rod = unclutch

Only one guy on. Selfish stat-padding at its worst.

Now I see why the (bleeping) Yankees lose all the (bleeping) time.

He’s no Jose Guillen, that’s for dang sure.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha

that made me laugh

10-8

by Freneau on Jun 7, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

The HR? Ram Ram? Berroa?

WE NEED TO KNOW THE SOURCE OF FRIVOLITY!!!! 111111 ! 11!!!1!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

bet we put Pena in soon, too

and he’ll get to hit in a crucial situation

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by marbotty on Jun 7, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

RamRod

close it up here

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

"This is James Shields ... and all my games are live..."

except when I’m suspended…

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 7, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for an unclutch HR from non-true Yankee Giambi

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 7, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

the clear or the cream flax seed oil?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

The miguel tejada version

that retroactively postpones your birthday for two years.

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Jun 7, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

power change

don’t get it, but like the name

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Used To Be

A “coup d’etat”.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatever happened to the benevolent despot?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Power Change, Effected

By malevolent overlord.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 7, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ramirez doesn't seem to have his best velocity today

Topped out at 92 so far to Giambi

True. Blue. Third Place in 2008.

by DC Royal on Jun 7, 2008 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't hear you

nyah, nyah, nyah

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 7, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

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