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Game 64 Open Thread - Royals (24-39) at Yankees (32-31)

Kansas City Royals at New York Yankees, Jun 9, 2008 1:05 PM EDT


Guess who has the lowest swinging strike percentage among starters in baseball? It's today's Yankee starter, the perpetually petulant and annoying Mike Mussina (4.01 ERA).

Mussina's swinging strike percentage of 3.46 isn't even very close to his nearest competitor, multiple-time-Royal-perplexer Livan Hernandez (3.79). By way of comparison, our beloved cause celeb Brian Bannister is at 5.12%, Paul Byrd is at 5.83% and Barry Zito is at 5.84. (numbers randomly seen yesterday at Looking Landing )

I have no idea how this will play out tomorrow, but when we factor in a) the KC offense and offensive approach and b) the fact that it is a getaway day, the odds have to be good that we see a lot of quick at bats, ending either in singles and doubles or ground ball outs and pop flys, depending on the whims of fate. You know what I'd be betting on.

The Royals counter with Luke Hochevar (5.13 ERA) who will make his eleventh career start as a Royal. Hochevar needs another 27 starts to crack the team's all time top 50 i that catergory, which is currently an eternal struggle between Odalis Perez and Jim Colborn at 38 starts. If Dayton has any class he'll reacquire Odie at some point and give him one more start. For the truly curious, with one more start Zack Greinke will tie D.A.R.Y.L. May for 19th in team history (84) and with the same from Meche, The Epic will move into a tie for 35th, with... get this... Paul Byrd and Mac Suzuki, at 48 games started.

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One more glorious...

step on the road to the # 1 draft pick.

by djk royal on Jun 9, 2008 9:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Negative overreactions

Thy name is djk royal.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by Scott McKinney on Jun 9, 2008 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

You’d better not be wasting time at work with such an important game in the balance. And, no, following the game doesn’t count. To The Stadium with you.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be going at about noon

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by Scott McKinney on Jun 9, 2008 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, good for you

Drink too much soda, eat a mystery meat sausage outside the Stadium, and then hold your bladder all through the game in order to avoid a frightening/disgusting trip to the bathrooms for me.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thankfully I'll be sweating out anything I drink

The forecast is 96….yet again. What a joy to sit in the toilet that is Yankee Stadium surrounded by a bunch of sweaty, obnoxious guidos.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by Scott McKinney on Jun 9, 2008 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Despite my tone

I actually do find it somewhat endearing.

(Probably more so from a distance.)

If you haven’t already left, have fun.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

If one doesn't hate the Yankees, then I think on can find it somewhat endearing if one isn't in the midst of it

But, for me, the only good thing about Yankee Stadium is the history. That stadium has seen a lot. I respect the history. I have absolutely no respect for the present. Neither the renovated stadium (completely gutted and remodeled in the 70’s) nor that organization are worthy of any respect.

As far as having fun, we’ll see. Hey, how could we lose?

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by Scott McKinney on Jun 9, 2008 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, that's pretty harsh, even for a Royals fan

But maybe a game thread isn’t the place to open up the “Is Brian Cashman any good, or is it just money?” debate, coupled with the question of whether or not Billy Beane only says nice things about Cashman to soften him up as a trading partner.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate the Yankees

But I like Man U. Is that odd?

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Constant defender of the status quo

Thy name is NYRoyal. See I can do it too. That was fun.

by djk royal on Jun 9, 2008 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad you enjoyed yourself.

You certainly always enjoy ripping the Royals. I wonder why that is. If I were you, I’d look into perhaps attempting some fair and objective analysis. It’s worth a shot.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by Scott McKinney on Jun 9, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Constant defender of reasoned intellegence

Thy name is NYRoyal.

Hmmm. That doesn’t really work as an insult.

by mazoboom on Jun 9, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who are the top names for that pick?

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

2008 KC Royals

Awful team or the worst team ever? If you don’t think they’ll have the worst record in the history of professional baseball, then you haven’t been paying attention. I hate this team so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by Scott McKinney on Jun 9, 2008 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Moose

I thought he was d-u-n last year. He looked awful. He’s been pretty hittable this year, but somehow he’s making it work with smoke and mirrors. Wonder how long that will last.

I still think this Yankees team is no better than a .500 team. Their rotation isn’t all that good, their lineup is overrated and getting old, and their bullpen other than Mo is awful.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 11:28 AM EDT reply actions  

They'll add at least one good SP and RP before the deadline

There are many good SP’s who will potentially/likely go onto the trading block. Count on the Yankees to improve their pitching through a trade.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by Scott McKinney on Jun 9, 2008 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lineup?

I agree that the pitching overall has not been great for the Yankees, and, of course, their players will always be overrated, and probably, old, too.

But is their lineup (stricltly in offense terms) more overrated than usual?

Cano has been awful (66 OPS+, this will be the stat used hereafter unless otherwise noted), even for his own first-half standards (82 career), but even given that this is a horrible slide, it’s hard to believe he’ll continue to be this bad all season (career 124 after).

Jeter is at 96 (121 last year), and in addition to his defensive “prowess,” looks like the decline is coming fast and furious, although he might improve on that.

What about the rest of the lineup, though?

Matsui: 140. Maybe high for him, but does show that he’s not on the steep decline yet (126 career MLB)
Giambi: 158. Yeah, he’s streaking, but it isn’t that far off of his 2005 and 2006.
A-Rod: 161. It’s A-rod. he could go slightly lower. He could also improve on this. Scary.
Posada: 134. Probably a bit high, but more importantly in the “overrated lineup” context, he hasn’t been around, and they Yankees have had replacement-level offense in his place.
Damon: 146. OK, that won’t last, but it’s hard to believe he won’t end up between 110-120, at least.
Abreu: 122
Cabrera: 96. Not bad for CF.

I guess I didn’t need to spend that much time on it, but I see that a pretty good lineup, offensively speaking. Cano has been horrible, but it’s hard to believe he can’t at least OPS+ at least around 100 for the rest of the way. With him, Jeter, and Cabrera the only regulars around or just below league average hitters the rest of the way (and they’re “up the middle” guys too, even if Jeter sucks on D), and everyone else significantly above average, that’s an intimitading offense that, off the top of my head, only Boston and Detroit can compete with in the AL.

Then again, they’ll have to be with their current pitching…

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

In short, age is catching up with them

They do still have a very good lineup, but it has weaknesses and risks. Multiple guys can go down with an injury at any time (and should be expected to), particularly Posada and Giambi. And the ravages of time will pull down the numbers of guys like Damon, Matsui and possibly Abreu. Still good, but not as good as recent Yankee lineups. How is it that they still don’t have a decent first baseman?

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by Scott McKinney on Jun 9, 2008 11:56 AM EDT reply actions  

And they have no depth

Their bench is a joke, and the only prospect at Scranton is Pam Beesley.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would be willing to trade them

the gritty Ross Gloadie

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 11:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Only if we got Hughes or Kennedy

You don’t just give away a player as valuable as Ross.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lineup

LF David DeJesus
2B Mark Gritzielanek
1B Mark Teahen
RF Angry Guillen
3B Alex Gordon
DH Miguel Olivo
C John Buck
SS Amazing Aviles
CF Joey Jumpsalot

P Luke Hochevar

LF Captain Caveman
SS O Captain My Captain
RF Bob Abreu
3B A-Rod F&*% Choker
DH Hideki Matsui
1B Steroid McNeedle
2B Robinson Cano
C Jose Molina
CF Melky Cabrera

P Mike Mussina

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 12:45 PM EDT reply actions  

okay, I don’t know why it’s adding the crap before the http.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was having simliar trouble in a post the other day

I’m not much of an html guy, but I think they might have added some stuff in the canned “link” code that screws stuff up.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap

uneventful first, let’s hope Hochevar can shut them down.

by I need more Esteban on Jun 9, 2008 1:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I posted this on fanshots, but in case you missed it

According to Sports Illustrated:

Royals starters average 99.1 pitches per outing, the most in MLB; the Yankees’ average 86.4, the least..

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 1:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Interesting

What does that mean besides the obvious, that we let our pitchers go pretty deep?

by I need more Esteban on Jun 9, 2008 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our Starters Routinely

Use 100 pitches to get through 4 innings, but they don’t give up enough runs to get pulled.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 9, 2008 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Given that

we have Davies and Hochevar taking the ball right now, and given Meche was hungover from last year…it’s not good. But that’s a very general statement.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 9, 2008 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to hell for this

but after four days, I’ve reached the conclusion that Michael Kay is a good announcer.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Well I know it's been discussed in a couple places

but how bout that Angel Berroa, I don’t care what we got for him, I’m just glad he’s gone.

by I need more Esteban on Jun 9, 2008 1:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Answer me this

I thought that early on, Buck was considered a good defensive catcher. Am I just MISREMEMBERING, or has he regressed?

by I need more Esteban on Jun 9, 2008 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon, ump, be a man

Toss that bastard for arguing balls and strikes!

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 1:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey there's someone

I thought I was the only one here. Royals games are getting lonely during this downturn.

by I need more Esteban on Jun 9, 2008 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi everyone!

I’m here, today. I knwo you are all ecstatic.

I really don't know what to say... Did the post above this signature make sense? Probably not.

by RoyalsFanInMarinerTown on Jun 9, 2008 1:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks!

I’m happy to be here.

I really don't know what to say... Did the post above this signature make sense? Probably not.

by RoyalsFanInMarinerTown on Jun 9, 2008 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

zomg Olivo got a hit

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 1:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright

Is Olivo someone that we shop to trade? Or should we hold on to him, considering he’s probably our second best power guy at this point?

by I need more Esteban on Jun 9, 2008 1:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I've been behind Buck since forever long ago

His average has really improved, but where did the power from last year go?

I like Olivo better. How old is he?

I really don't know what to say... Did the post above this signature make sense? Probably not.

by RoyalsFanInMarinerTown on Jun 9, 2008 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Olivo is 30 July 15th.

Man, I’ve been wondering that about Buck too. But Olivo obviously has the better power and stroked lefties pretty well. In his career he hasn’t hit rightites well but during this 13 straight starts he’s done average (i think).

by I need more Esteban on Jun 9, 2008 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't see that coming

DP? Who’da thunk?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 1:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Two catchers running the bases

The slower one going to 1st… yup…

I really don't know what to say... Did the post above this signature make sense? Probably not.

by RoyalsFanInMarinerTown on Jun 9, 2008 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

only in the sense that TPJ is a true shortstop....

by the way, i don’t even really know what that means… just felt the need to take a shot at tpj.

by blue bandwagon on Jun 9, 2008 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grrrr

I hate getting projects during Royals games! What did I miss? Offensive explosion out of KC I’m sure?

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

With Teahen at first, the lineup has decidedly less exploability

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or even explodability

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

winner

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

It’s nice to watch while working…

I really don't know what to say... Did the post above this signature make sense? Probably not.

by RoyalsFanInMarinerTown on Jun 9, 2008 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but

I’ll be really bored tonight.

by Porcus on Jun 9, 2008 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeter Swung At

The first pitch; is his halo now tarnished?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 9, 2008 2:07 PM EDT reply actions  

COUNT THE RINGZZZZ!!!

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weird thing about Jeter

For all the ridiculous praise he gets from the “mainstream media,” those same guys screwed up in giving him two awards he did deserve: 1999 and 2006 MVP.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-Rod’s obviously waiting until the score is heavily weighted to one team or the other before hitting a selfish HR

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I get the feeling

Denny doesn’t care a whole lot for New York… The city, the team and the fans.

by Randa4life on Jun 9, 2008 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I get that vibe too

Which is odd, because I always figured Denny for a jet-setting, metropolitan Playboy. New York seems to be right up his alley.

For the record, I LOVE New York. Hate the Yankees, and pretty much all their sports teams. But love the city.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Suey

Was quite a runningback for the Bears.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Matsui

sure is hideous. His Hideous-To-Performance ratio is rivaled only by Randy Johnson.

by Porcus on Jun 9, 2008 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

But this man, is an all-time great

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is that?

And was he one of the cocaine users in baseball?

I really don't know what to say... Did the post above this signature make sense? Probably not.

by RoyalsFanInMarinerTown on Jun 9, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

1985 MVP

Willie McGee

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, I Guessed

Wrong. I thought it was Lonnie. Willie is one seriously goofy looking guy.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 9, 2008 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks Like Skates

To me.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 9, 2008 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

no kiddin'

I like him.

I really don't know what to say... Did the post above this signature make sense? Probably not.

by RoyalsFanInMarinerTown on Jun 9, 2008 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aviles predictably standing out with a standout performance

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

at twice what B-errora got

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if he's willing to be the everyday DH

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean until Hosmer gets to AAA?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i believe the current plan is to make Hosmer an outfielder

for no reason, and have him waste development years trying to be one

then, we promote him to KC and make him learn 1B on the fly, once a week, when Gloadliovo needs a rest

by Freneau on Jun 9, 2008 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Gloadliovo"

Awesome

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either you're channeling me again

or you saw my clever comment yesterday where I posited a lineup including Callaspo, Grudz, Olivo, AND Aviles…

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Channeling?

I dunno, did you have a craving for Popeye’s spicy chicken earlier?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who doesn't always have that craving?

Pinko commie bastards, that’s who.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, Will

why must you make me sad?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've Never Tried

Popeye’s.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 9, 2008 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there any way to ban the site owner?

Are you sure you hate it? I think you need to eat about 12 spicy drumstick on an hour just to be safe.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright

you are exonerated, then.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I concur with the exoneration

I assume that ribs are OK, though. Otherwise, there might be an even bigger problem.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure they're already rushing

the Mike Aviles bobblehead into production

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't it be Mike Avles?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

jinx!

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, that's only an Omaha thing

This is to commemorate his new position as perennial Kansas City all-star and future Hall-of-Famer.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean the Mike Avles bobblehead

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who owes whom the coke?

I prefer mind in rock form

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It Was Gator

So the bunt was a 50-50 chance in any situation.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 9, 2008 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

insert Jeter/A-Rod joke here

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm tired of these slanders against A-Rod

Why can’t you just accept that Jeter lusts after him from afar, his manly love unrequited?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

SportsCenter hasn't updated us in awhile

On whether Derek and A-Rod are still friends. Why won’t they report the news that fans clamor to hear?

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're too busy providing us hourly updates

on the condition of Papi’s wrist and whether Youk and Manny are still friends.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Do they still have sleepovers? And pillowfights?

by Porcus on Jun 9, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay for getaway day!

Time of game: 1 hour 52 minutes

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Aviles

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're both right!

actually, it is a tie. they are both awesome.

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to determine which is grittier, therefore more awesome

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both of them

Are overshadowed by the grit of Gload, making it impossible to quantify.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nonsense

Does Jupiter’s mass make distinguishing between Earth and Mars impossible? Of course not!

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's true

it’s like trying to determine which is brighter, a lightbulb or a flashlight, while examining them both while staring into the sun

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gosh darn Royals

It’s the 2008 Mike Mussina, not the 2006 Cy Young contender level one. Score some runs, he’s NOT that good.

by playingwithfire on Jun 9, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Hoooch has him him a point on the awesome/ overrated because they’re doing what they’re supposed to be doing scale. Thank God for a shortstop with a bat though

by Royal2103 on Jun 9, 2008 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

it's time for a Jo-merun

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

GUILLEN ANGRY!

GUILLEN HIT BALL!

Hopefully one of these babies can get him home.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Guillen? Double?

I’ve never seen such a thing

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

ah just missed

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Gordon?

Was it at least a solid fly, and not just a “power-popup”?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

the latter

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, i meant Jose

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

darn that Teahen

if he wasn’t so selfish, he would have gotten on and Guillen could have driven him in!

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

MIGGY

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Get. Out.

Olivo!!!!

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

That just killed the rally

:(

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice job, Olivo!

Who the hell is Buck supposed to bunt over now?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

don't worry

Aviles will get that call

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

what was he thinking?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

so this is looking like one of those classic series...

where we score 11 runs and lose and follow it with allowing one run and lose… good times.

by blue bandwagon on Jun 9, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

oh wait

we just scored… guess i missed something

by blue bandwagon on Jun 9, 2008 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

We'll still lose

3-2. I have faith in these guys.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

How much longer does Olivo have to hit to hit well for people to realize that the kid can actually hit well and its not just an anomaly?

by Royal2103 on Jun 9, 2008 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds like he's already crossed the Rubicon for you

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with you on the trade value

I’m assuming Colletti is always ready to unload of of the unproven young talent (fingers crossed, everyone!)

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't know

Why won’t Trey put him in the lineup?

Wait…

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reality check.

In almost 1800 at-bats before this season, he’s about a .240 hitter with about a .270 OBP.

Now, after 145 at-bats, you want to ignore his career?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you can make it here (KC), you can make it anywhere

Just like that men among men, Emil Brooooowwwwwnnnnn!!!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

O no i agree completely.

He’s not a great hitter, but he’s hit for some power and is verrrrrrry streaky. But streaky doesn’t mean he cant hit. Was hitting for a decent average last year ( like 280 at the break) before he had that hammy deal. Is he an all star? of course not. But ride this and get some trade value or make him your catcher the next year or two. Won’t kill ya. Doing a pretty job helping

by Royal2103 on Jun 9, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay.

I can buy that.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

man my Aviles predictions are starting to come along nicely…

by Royal2103 on Jun 9, 2008 2:51 PM EDT reply actions  

the real deal-es

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit gathy

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Aviles - the missing link

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Funny how it's working out that way

I go to quite a few O-Royals games, and I wouldn’t have picked him to be the missing anything. Actually, I probably wouldn’t have picked any of them; the team seems full of professional AAA guys. But what do I know, I’m not a scout.

It is really fun to see the callups do well, though. Like Matt “Tuppy-Cake Gumdrop” Tupman, hitting 1.000.

by Porcus on Jun 9, 2008 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hochevar -- 2 hits, no walks so far

Gotta like that

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

jinxed

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

stfu jinxer

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

jinx

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah y eah

I know I’m going to hell,thanks.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

sinner

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

this game really reminds me of

Villacis’ effort against NY

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

if it makes you feel better

you can always be a pretentious academic. (just start working on the pretentious part!)

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

zing

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

redundant

I’m already there, anyway. Of course, this person is actually very good at her job, will rise through the ranks, and crush me.

As if I’m handsome in the least.

A rough sketch of me:

(to be fair to myself, the acne calmed down after high school)

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm from Oklahoma, remember

that isn’t that unusual

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

HARKONNEN

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

“All I see is an Atreides that I want to kill!”

Why doesn’t anyone bring that up to Sting in an interview. Got screwed on the Oscar.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW - I just started re-reading Dune

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the missus just starting reading my old copies from my adosescenec

I swore I wouldn’t get pulled in again…

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is because I can't throw out an old book

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i also can't throw books away

which is why i burn them

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, hey, I'm not condemning anyone who reads them

or anything… I read stuff over and over again. It’s just, in retrospect, that I can’t imagine Frank Herbert ever laughing at himself about some of that stuff, that’s all. Maybe I’m wrong about that.

They aren’t bad, but I wonder how much time I wasted reading science fiction that could have been spent reading stuff that was actually good.
Oh well, if childhood wasn’t wasted on children, we wouldn’t have been children.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

+250

Dune rules. The old ones, not the new ones.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 9, 2008 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

hoch looks scared of Arod

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that was pretty predictable, wasn't it?

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

yank the hoch

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn you, David Glass

Damn you for not offering A-Rod $30M a year.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

oh gosh

is mussina going to win 4 straight now(again) with mediocre outings?

by playingwithfire on Jun 9, 2008 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

No, because Hillman is going to

have TPJ pinch-hit, and he’ll triple and steal home, thus winning the game and cementing his place in Royal immortality.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure 7 hits, 2 runs over 7 innings is mediocre

Although this whole thing is my fault for complimenting Hochevar

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

go through Mussina's gamelog this year

he has won on some bad outings, now I own him in fantasy so I’m not complaining.

by playingwithfire on Jun 9, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suckers

That home run totally killed their rally.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

on the other hand

it unclogged the bases. it’s sort of a break even thingy

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

that homerun proved you can't start a poor defensive SS

and expect to win

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 3:05 PM EDT reply actions  

and if he didn't

at least he would have contributed something offensively, unlike the sad sack we currently have in

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shocking

I can’t believe that we gave up a HR to that Rodriguez guy. Baseball can be so unpredictable.

One man with courage makes a majority - Andrew Jackson

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Jun 9, 2008 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Ramirez

Once again shows that there’s no way he could close if Soria was put into the rotation.

Shame on all those who suggested such a thing.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

ramirez can't close

he’s too important in the set up role!!!! why mess with a good thign@@#!

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

psychology! George Brett! 1996 yankees! and so forth!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

obviously

soria couldn’t handle starting….look at his performance on saturday.

One man with courage makes a majority - Andrew Jackson

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Jun 9, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE 7TH AND THE 9TH

There is way more pressure and like the inning has a “9” instead of a “7”.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Love those swings at balls in the dirt

This season, he’s like Robinson “Angel” Can-oa.

by andrewmiller on Jun 9, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Just out of curiousity

What is everyone supposed to be working on right now instead of listening to the game?

I’m researching state statutes concerning the transfer of structured settlements. Its as fun as it sounds.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Nothing at all.

Being unemployed has its perks, although the slush fund’s starting to dwindle…

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reading an article on Newton,

but it’s not work, oh no, but strictly for the intellectual stimulation of reading about the influence of Henry More on Sir Isaac! Yessiree!

and I’m not listening to the game, I’m following the game on Gameday, thank you very much

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Self-unemployment and taking advantage of my wife's infinite generosity and patience

Thank the stars we didn’t have the money for her laser eye surgery until after the 7 year itch

Seriously? Usually this is too much info for the public interwebz, but in for a dime… After this paper, I’m trying to finish a proposal on Kant’s theory of reflective judgment! Feel the thrill! Max to the Burn! etc.

Yours?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

basically 18th c american poetry

the diss is covering 1780-1800 more or less

by Freneau on Jun 9, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

who was the grittiest 18th Century poet?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

a lotta those guys were in the Revolutionary War

but its hard to tell if they really had tough positions in the Army

officers had it pretty easy back then…

the 18th c was very light on grit… which was why no one played baseball

by Freneau on Jun 9, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

so we had to wait for the grittier Civil War

to be able to play baseball?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

if it had been 1770-1779

we could have had something to discuss…

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, I don't know much about that era of American poetry

But that’s pretty broad. And manly. I’m impressed. Can I still be cool if I admit I’ve never understood why James Fennimore Cooper is so lionized (and, yes, I realize that he isn’t known as a poet, but you’re the scholar).

In philosophy, anyway, I feel like American philosophers have been very negligent with respect to our own philosphical heritage, particularly with regard to Emerson, et. al., although that is being corrected a bit. Euro-centrism (in this sense) then spreads to our (philosopher’s) neglect of classical American culture in general. That’s a preface to saying I have a great deal of respect for those who take on that same culture a a matter for study, such as youself.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

poetry is for sissies

you don’t find any of that silly stuff in Guns & Ammo, DO YOU?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I thought in high school!

although i was a sissy anyway. And now I’m just a wuss and a philistine

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

As a philosopher?

Yes, if Stanley Cavell thinks so, yeah. I wish that I had received something other than the quickie high-school English version of him that makes him into some sort of 19th century Yankee Khalil Gibran, a “power of positive thinking” prophet of the age of self-esteem. From the (shamefully) little I’ve begun to read, he’s quite amazing.

That doesn’t mean that he’s right or wrong. I don’t know enough yet, and don’t have time to get much deeper into him at the moment. My sense influenced by those like Cavell and Lasch—that to neglect Emerson as an American is to refuse to sift through a significant (and ambiguous!) inheritance. “Quality” aside (and I’m curious about your thoughts on him, as you’ve almost certainly had to deal with him in an academic environment, and might really hate his guts), American philosophers “refusal” of Emerson would be like Germans neglecting Kant or (more acuurately) Goethe or Schiller, or French philosophers neglecting Descartes, and so on.

Wow, sorry for ruining the game thread.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

theres a line somewhere...

if you read him looking for philosophy you’ll see only literature and if you read him for literature you’ll see only philosophy, or something like that

i really am not a fan of his standard stuff - The American Scholar, Self-Reliance etc - especially in the high school context that you talk about, but i really came to get into him more last year, when i had to read most of his major stuff for comps… couldn’t really say much of what it was all about though…

i actually like his poetry too, which is pretty rare, as far as i can tell

by Freneau on Jun 9, 2008 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's the "transpartent eyeball" one?

that turned me off for years.

Cavell is great on Emerson, from what little I’ve read. From what I’ve looked at, “Fate” puts stuff in a different perspective. Like I said, for me, at least, it’s a matter of dealing with him fairly, first of all (and, again, that’s different in philosophy where he’s been so neglected in his own country—one of Nietzsche’s favorites, though), before deciding what I like and don’t like, or think is right or wrong, harmful or beneficial, culturally speaking, and so on. My dad and I read the first part of “Nature” together last September, and I was really impressed.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

you pretentious academics

and your “I don’t watch TV”

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Taking pictures of jewelry

and putting them up on the stores website

by Randa4life on Jun 9, 2008 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

developing a distance learning program for the CGSC at Ft. Leavenworth

US Army would like it if people didn’t have to come to Ft. Leavenworth to learn.

by nkkc on Jun 9, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm one of those computer hackers

Fortunately, you can’t tell the difference between when I’m working and when I’m just wasting time.

by Porcus on Jun 9, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it really?

One of my favorite bands, and I do like the single “Pork and Beans” although its not nearly as good as some of their past work.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm working on

the molecular composition of the time-space continuum and how that can help get a man on Uranus.

One man with courage makes a majority - Andrew Jackson

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Jun 9, 2008 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

insert totally inappropriate Jeter/A-Rod joke here

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is

An A-Rod joke in there somewhere. And in all seriousness, that sounda kinda cool.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

stupid melky

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Small-ball!

This is what champions do!

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

i love using a catcher as PRer

in the 8th

how bout using an actually fast guy, then bring in the catcher the next ining?

by Freneau on Jun 9, 2008 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know

looking at who is left on their bench, he might be the fastest guy they have

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

So much for the thought that Girardi would be a better choice

It’s a big mistake—backup catchers should PR for the DH, that is, if the manager wasn’t smart enough to start said backup at DH

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

please don't let this jerk beat us again!!!!!

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

nice K

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

great job, Ram Rod

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

29.3

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm lazy

too busy thinking about Emerson while I should be watching the game while I should be doing my work~!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

no fair

i wanted to answer first!

by Freneau on Jun 9, 2008 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry, you were too caught up in academic discussions

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

30

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

but I’ve decided that Jeter will eventually take action to deflect the constant Jeter/A-Rod rumormongering…

...by marrying Amanda Beard.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

For clever double-entendre

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like

Jessica Biel

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-Rod

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeter=clutch...NOT

drawing a walk? What a pansy, let the foreigner Abreu do all the work.

by playingwithfire on Jun 9, 2008 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Outsourcing!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

man, top of the line-up isn't doing it today

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Girardi=horrible manager

it’s not even a save situation !!! 1111 one

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Mo Rivera

Due to give up a run, just like Soria was.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

hillman is lauighing at Girardi

this isn’t a save situation

by Freneau on Jun 9, 2008 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I call plagiarism!!!!!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, Rivera with a tie?

maybe he needs more wins for his contract

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Wins count against a Proven Closer (tm) 's contract, because that means he either blew a save

or was getting off in a non-high-leverage non-save situation like at the moment

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

GUILLEN PWNS THE YANKEEES!

KNEEL DOWN BEFORE HIS RAGING AWESOMENESS!!!!

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

beyyyyyyyotch!!!!!!!!!!!

One man with courage makes a majority - Andrew Jackson

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Jun 9, 2008 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm confused

why is Rivera in? Is this even legal to use a designated closer(a proven one, super star one, Cy Young contender every year one nonetheless) in a tie game?

by playingwithfire on Jun 9, 2008 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

JOMERUN

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

For the J.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jun 9, 2008 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gui-bag!!!!!!!!!!

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by Home Run Tony Cogan on Jun 9, 2008 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

You know Hillman just put Yabuta in to screw Ramirez out of the win

(and in so doing, screw my fantasy team out of a win)

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Again

Wish we hadn’t killed our ninth inning rally :(

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

he's a manly man

hitting a big boy homer
I have completely come around on him – amazing since it coincides with his hitting…

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Manwich isn't Emil!

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

How freaking selfishwas that?

Ooooo… I can hit the go ahead homer! Only I get to score the lead run.

I really don't know what to say... Did the post above this signature make sense? Probably not.

by RoyalsFanInMarinerTown on Jun 9, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

True unselfishness = sac bunt with no one on

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

bah

Anyone who sac bunts with no one on is just trying to pad his stats

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

productive outs!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

true unselfishness=

ground out and run as hard as you can to first

by playingwithfire on Jun 9, 2008 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

True unselfishness

Refusing to play so that better, more productive players will play. Take this route TPJ, Ross Gload!

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or

The ol’ Samurai Seppuku

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the way

This morning I looked at baseball-reference, and Guillen was at 103 OPS+ this morning.

That’s right, as of today, the $36 million man is an above league-average hitter for the season!

Hooray for streaks! (hopefully we’ll all remember this during his inevitable downstreak, but of course we dont—me included. Fandom bipolarity is fun!)

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Kosuke is better

But I don’t think he was going to sign here regardless of $$$$

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanted him

So I could go to Kauffman with two friends and signs that say “FUK” “U” “DOME”

by Porcus on Jun 9, 2008 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP

He’s AWESOME, and I NEVER doubted him, and he has always earned every penny the Royals have paid him.

(sarcasm)

by Porcus on Jun 9, 2008 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old Mo

Meet the new Mo

Without the championship rings.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

selfish Mo

now that the game CLEARLY don’t matter, padding his stat with 2 k

by playingwithfire on Jun 9, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

If Soria gets the save, it will be truly earned

A-Rod, Matsui, Giambi, and if anyone gets on, Moeller

by Gopherballs on Jun 9, 2008 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

A-Rod runs through the base

with a girly flapping of his arms

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

arod pulled a jake taylor

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

this has to end this inning

or TPJ will lead off the next inning

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

is soria good at holding runners?

i dont know why people never try steals… always just bunts

by Freneau on Jun 9, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

DP right here would be OK with me

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Love him or hate him

I can’t be the only one who thinks, “For a guy getting $25 million a year, can’t A-Rod hire competent handlers and PR flacks?” Crazy, genius-level suggestions: “Take separate cabs from your ‘she-male’ stripper ‘friend,” or “don’t talk about your two therapists,” and so on?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Part of me

wants to see Giambi in KC just to see how he “interacts” with the Hillman/Moore emphasis on personality morality, family, and so on.

Sorry, the pornstache rulez

Can you imagine him asking John Buck what he’s doning after the game?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

my god

I swear I saw Don Mattingley a couple days ago when I first saw the pornstash

by playingwithfire on Jun 9, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

When Giambi does it it = porn

Mattingly’s = “Birdesque”

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Money has spoiled him.

1.04 ERA before contract extension

2.89 ERA since contract extension

Case closed.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Send him down!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

One blown save and the fans are already giving up on Soria

I guess that’s to be expected. Anyone the fans haven’t given up on yet? The grounds keeper? Parking lot attendants? Maybe they all suck.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by Scott McKinney on Jun 9, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Groundskeeper has been doing a great job the past few years.

The sculpting in the outfield really accentuates the pretty fountains.

by mazoboom on Jun 9, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure some fans hate him

He is a Royal after all. I’m sure that idiot Moore hired him too. Fire everybody!!!

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by Scott McKinney on Jun 9, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you need to rehydrate

I read those comments as coming from the sarchasm

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on

get these jerks out so I can get back to something more productive like cleaning my office

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Wilson Betemit = higher OPs than Ross Gload

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Robinson Can'toa

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Crafty HBP

To set up the force out at home. I love the call Trey!

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Now, face the wrath of Moeller!

Pinch running rules!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

oops, I guess Gameday is behind

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

chad moeller everyone

by Freneau on Jun 9, 2008 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

we can't get beat by someone named Melky, can we?

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

it's okay

Melky OPS in the 710s
Moeller in the 700s

no biggie

by playingwithfire on Jun 9, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

oh god that was close

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jun 9, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

WHEW!!!

If you had told me we’d get out of NY with a split, I’d be thrilled.

Can’t believe we did it. And I still feel like we should have taken 3 of 4!

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi, I'm Bob McClure

You might remember me from “The Mound Visit from Planet X” and “The Devil Wears Reebok”

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

YES

My siblings and I say that all the time!

by Porcus on Jun 9, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

how self-destructive I was feeling

A non-hit by A-Rod.
A barely HBP on Moeller…

by mazoboom on Jun 9, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

The Road to Respectability Begins Now!

Mixed metaphors also rule

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

our savior

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

No Jose Guillen

And we don’t score a single run this series.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Lucrative extension = no brainer

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

10 Years/$300M

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 9, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melky would've been out anyway

But what’s with the slide to first? Head-first slide is stupidly slow enough, but feet first??

by mazoboom on Jun 9, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Had a crack vial in his front pocket

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 9, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's Too Wealthy

To smoke crack; it’s marching powder all the way for Melky.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 9, 2008 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohhhh, billy, billy, billy

i just crapped my pants.

One man with courage makes a majority - Andrew Jackson

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Jun 9, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

zippity do dah!!!!!!!!!

excellent

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. - Emily Dickinson

by buddyball on Jun 9, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

THHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ROYALS WIN!

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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 9, 2008 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Yankees suck

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Yankees and their 200 mm payroll suck!!!!!!!!!

One man with courage makes a majority - Andrew Jackson

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Jun 9, 2008 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm so happy...

...with this win. Despite the horrors of losing the ten-run game, we split the series. That’s great work. It’s a decent recovery from the horrible White Sox series. – TL

by timlacy on Jun 9, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

a lot of positive developments, too

hoch flashed ace potential

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by marbotty on Jun 9, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Hochevar a lot, but...

...decent pitchers always do well in their go around the league. I’ll be impressed during his second turn through the AL, say in late July and August. September won’t count as much do to diluted competition: it becomes match-up by match-up. – TL

by timlacy on Jun 9, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Decent pitchers also often struggle their first time through the league as they make the adjustment from facing AAA to MLB hitters

The first time through the league isn’t always easy. But we will definitely know more about how good he is with more starts.

We do need to remember that a pitcher usually isn’t going to dominate in his rookie season. Decent pitchers usually improve in the years following their rookie season. In short, if he ends the season with a 4.75 ERA, that doesn’t mean we should expect 4.75 ERA pitching for the remainder of his career.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by Scott McKinney on Jun 9, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

We've got to be happy with a 4-game split at Yankee Stadium

I know I am. It was worth the dehydration and heat stroke.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by Scott McKinney on Jun 9, 2008 4:35 PM EDT reply actions  

The Sheik Gets

The win!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 9, 2008 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

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