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All-Star Game Overflow Thread II

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For the first time since 2005, a Royal has appeared in the Midsummer Classic.

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fuck em up joakim

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:09 AM EDT   0 recs

make us proud soria

i know its petty, but i have heard no description or praise of soria

by royalsreview on Jul 16, 2008 12:09 AM EDT   0 recs

Its Joe Buck and a national telecast.

Joe Buck has NO IDEA who Joakim Soria is.

Destined for failure.

by JobDDT on Jul 16, 2008 12:10 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

would joe morgan?

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:10 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

no but he would know that the key to his game is to

concetrate and be consistent

Proud father of a budding Royals fan.

by Skirra on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

PWNED!

Destined for failure.

by JobDDT on Jul 16, 2008 12:09 AM EDT   0 recs

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN WRIGHT

WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 12:10 AM EDT   0 recs

Soria can go forever

start the transition to starter here and now.

Proud father of a budding Royals fan.

by Skirra on Jul 16, 2008 12:10 AM EDT   0 recs

Does the pitcher

not exist to the announcers? I’m growing more pissed. I mean, he just got a fun, sick K.

by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:10 AM EDT   0 recs

at least mention the amish beard

I thought they liked funny facial hair in NY

by TXroyal on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

thats one mexicution

where .500 might; but, probably won't, happen.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:10 AM EDT   0 recs

here comes the nasty curve

where .500 might; but, probably won't, happen.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:10 AM EDT   0 recs

he pitches in extra inning all star games

that’s all we know.

where .500 might; but, probably won't, happen.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i guess 3 saves and a series sweep in STL

slipped his mind

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

and....2 down

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM EDT   0 recs

we don't play til friday, no big deal

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Soria is in the game?

I wouldn’t have known.

Destined for failure.

by JobDDT on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i was actually impressed

how guzman managed to stay with that curve

where .500 might; but, probably won't, happen.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM EDT   0 recs

KC Is The

Invisible Empire.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM EDT   0 recs

are those a lot of empty seats there?

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:12 AM EDT   0 recs

that was nasty

where .500 might; but, probably won't, happen.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:12 AM EDT   0 recs

Seriously, this is really frustrating me.

PLEASE MENTION JOAKIM SORIA’S YEAR.

Destined for failure.

by JobDDT on Jul 16, 2008 12:12 AM EDT   0 recs

The crowd reaction to that was great

Proud father of a budding Royals fan.

by Skirra on Jul 16, 2008 12:12 AM EDT   0 recs

Nope

he is having a threesome with Madonna and a female body builder.

Proud father of a budding Royals fan.

by Skirra on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ask Vadgonna

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

we need facial hair commentary!

WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM EDT   0 recs

MEXICUTIONER

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM EDT   0 recs

thank you Soria

I think he’s going another inning

by royalsreview on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM EDT   0 recs

No.

AL must win it here.

Destined for failure.

by JobDDT on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I think francona's got to put him out there again...

he can’t afford to run out of pitchers. And I know Soria will be good to go as long as francona lets him.

by Bart41 on Jul 16, 2008 12:14 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

NEVER EVEN MENTIONED SORIA AS THE INNING CLOSED.

Fucking Joe Buck.

Destined for failure.

by JobDDT on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM EDT   0 recs

soria gave the thumbs up...

go two mexicutioner

where .500 might; but, probably won't, happen.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM EDT   0 recs

First time I seen Soria on TV in a long time

We don’t get many Royals games down here in San Antonio. Almost forgot how nasty he really is.

by TXroyal on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM EDT   0 recs

and Joe Buck won't even tell you about it

because Soria doesn’t pitch for the Cardinals or play for the Yanks or Sox and has no visible ties to Yankee STadium

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:14 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

FUCK YOU, JOE BUCK

You’re talking about a fucking dance contest instead of the clinic put on by Soria just now. You can go fuck your Cardinals fans and scream about how they’re the smartest fans you’ve ever fucked. But today, FUCK OFF for ignoring Soria.

/rant

by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:14 AM EDT   0 recs

+1

QFT

Destined for failure.

by JobDDT on Jul 16, 2008 12:14 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

let's write some letters

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:15 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

he was a good graduation speaker

but you can never call him unbiased

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I've got

three Fs, a U, a C, a K and an O. He can figure it out… he’s a smart Cardinals fan.

by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

im not even a smart cards fan...

and that spells FUCKOFF

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

are you sure?

You might harbor some secret redbird love deep inside your heart, because if you can figure that out, you MUST be a Cards fan.

by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:17 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Soria Sure Sucked

The place up.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:14 AM EDT   0 recs

It's The House

That some fat alcoholic built.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

and 1.5 of those mentions of Soria

were either in reference to the lack of depth left in the AL pen or in reference to the fucktarded notion that Soria is a one-inning pitcher. Joe Buck doesn’t know shit about shit.

by DarthYoshi on Jul 16, 2008 12:17 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

it's how he would've wanted it

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:17 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Anyone remember Joe Buck's call of Tyree's catch in the Super Bowl?

One of the most exciting plays and catches in sports history, and Joe Buck deadpanned like it was a pop fly to a 2B or a pass out of bounds.

That was when I learned to hate that man.

Destined for failure.

by JobDDT on Jul 16, 2008 12:17 AM EDT   0 recs

It took that long?

Proud father of a budding Royals fan.

by Skirra on Jul 16, 2008 12:19 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes. Yes, Very yes.

I was in the middle of work and I had the game on. When it happened, I was screaming and jumping up and down. Meanwhile, Buck is off giving a fellatio to Troy Aikman or whoever the hell was there.

by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:19 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

He only died

The whole stadium is being replaced which do you go with.

Proud father of a budding Royals fan.

by Skirra on Jul 16, 2008 12:18 AM EDT   0 recs

If a Royal appears in an All-Star game...

...and Joe Buck doesn’t acknowledge it did it really happen?

What a tool.

by Pauli on Jul 16, 2008 12:18 AM EDT   0 recs

do want the AL to score?

or soria to pitch another inning

by royalsreview on Jul 16, 2008 12:18 AM EDT   0 recs

AL score

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:18 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

AL

score for the Soria win.

by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:20 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

another mexicution

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:18 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

seconded

WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 12:19 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Wonder what would happen then

would the World Series be played at a neutral field for a game seven since this decides home field advantage. I now want a tie to find out.

by TXroyal on Jul 16, 2008 12:21 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Woah, Brandon Webb looks pissed.

He SO doesn’t want to pitch today.

Destined for failure.

by JobDDT on Jul 16, 2008 12:19 AM EDT   0 recs