All-Star Game Overflow Thread II
For the first time since 2005, a Royal has appeared in the Midsummer Classic.
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fuck em up joakim
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
itd be nice to have our guy play once in awhile
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
not talking about soria AT ALL
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
Its Joe Buck and a national telecast.
Joe Buck has NO IDEA who Joakim Soria is.
Destined for failure.
would joe morgan?
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
no but he would know that the key to his game is to
concetrate and be consistent
Proud father of a budding Royals fan.
Does the pitcher
not exist to the announcers? I’m growing more pissed. I mean, he just got a fun, sick K.
by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
at least mention the amish beard
I thought they liked funny facial hair in NY
Soria can go forever
start the transition to starter here and now.
Proud father of a budding Royals fan.
SIT YOUR ASS DOWN WRIGHT
WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!
by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
thats one mexicution
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
here comes the nasty curve
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
he pitches in extra inning all star games
that’s all we know.
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
i guess 3 saves and a series sweep in STL
slipped his mind
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
and....2 down
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM EDT reply actions
Soria is
the Invisible Mexicutioner.
by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
we're gonna get two innings of soria maybe
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM EDT reply actions
we don't play til friday, no big deal
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
i was actually impressed
how guzman managed to stay with that curve
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM EDT reply actions
KC Is The
Invisible Empire.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM EDT reply actions
Joe Buck refuses to acknowledge Soria b/c he kicked the Cards asses
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:12 AM EDT reply actions
are those a lot of empty seats there?
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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:12 AM EDT reply actions
that was nasty
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:12 AM EDT reply actions
we need facial hair commentary!
WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!
by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
Do you think ARod is still at the game?
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
Ask Vadgonna
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
http://www.kabbalah.com/kabbalah/
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
MEXICUTIONER
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
I think francona's got to put him out there again...
he can’t afford to run out of pitchers. And I know Soria will be good to go as long as francona lets him.
i hope he goes 8 so the 'soria needs to close crowd sees what he can do'
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
soria gave the thumbs up...
go two mexicutioner
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
First time I seen Soria on TV in a long time
We don’t get many Royals games down here in San Antonio. Almost forgot how nasty he really is.
and Joe Buck won't even tell you about it
because Soria doesn’t pitch for the Cardinals or play for the Yanks or Sox and has no visible ties to Yankee STadium
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU, JOE BUCK
You’re talking about a fucking dance contest instead of the clinic put on by Soria just now. You can go fuck your Cardinals fans and scream about how they’re the smartest fans you’ve ever fucked. But today, FUCK OFF for ignoring Soria.
/rant
by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
let's write some letters
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
and you like him...
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
he was a good graduation speaker
but you can never call him unbiased
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
he sucks at life...and his restaurant sucks
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
wouldn't know, four years in STL and i never ate there
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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I've got
three Fs, a U, a C, a K and an O. He can figure it out… he’s a smart Cardinals fan.
by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
im not even a smart cards fan...
and that spells FUCKOFF
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
are you sure?
You might harbor some secret redbird love deep inside your heart, because if you can figure that out, you MUST be a Cards fan.
by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Soria Sure Sucked
The place up.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
It's The House
That some fat alcoholic built.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
and 1.5 of those mentions of Soria
were either in reference to the lack of depth left in the AL pen or in reference to the fucktarded notion that Soria is a one-inning pitcher. Joe Buck doesn’t know shit about shit.
were they always planning the bobby murcer tribute for the 11th inning?
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
it's how he would've wanted it
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Anyone remember Joe Buck's call of Tyree's catch in the Super Bowl?
One of the most exciting plays and catches in sports history, and Joe Buck deadpanned like it was a pop fly to a 2B or a pass out of bounds.
That was when I learned to hate that man.
Destined for failure.
Yes. Yes, Very yes.
I was in the middle of work and I had the game on. When it happened, I was screaming and jumping up and down. Meanwhile, Buck is off giving a fellatio to Troy Aikman or whoever the hell was there.
by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
He only died
The whole stadium is being replaced which do you go with.
Proud father of a budding Royals fan.
If a Royal appears in an All-Star game...
...and Joe Buck doesn’t acknowledge it did it really happen?
What a tool.
AL score
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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
another mexicution
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
seconded
WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!
by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Wonder what would happen then
would the World Series be played at a neutral field for a game seven since this decides home field advantage. I now want a tie to find out.
would've loved to see kinsler get tossed there
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 12:19 AM EDT reply actions
He Should Have
Punched someone.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
he's probably drunk
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
The Pitchout Was
Just as impressive.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
AL stealing the Royals "singles train" plan of attack!
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
c'mon guys...arent they all professionals?...
i dont think any of them volunteer their time
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
never said it was good...just professional
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
don't know if the Players Association likes amateur players
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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Professional Hitter
Does that mean that some of these guys play only out of love for the game.
Proud father of a budding Royals fan.
No Shit
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
wow...
guess that’s why the AL needed those bench players…
heeeeeeeeeey....that means we gotta score one for buck...
since he pointed it out before it happened
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
navarro...
with molina-like speed on that one.
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
AHAHAHAHAHAAAA
IT’S LIKE WE’RE PLAYING AGAINST HTE ROYALS OFFENSE YOU GUYS
WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!
by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
Dammit why did Buck's rant about the Al being out of bench
players have to be right.
Proud father of a budding Royals fan.
Singles Train.....come on now....
you need four singles to score….we’ve seen it all year
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 12:23 AM EDT reply actions
arent they already at 4?
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
if soria can go 2 scoreless....and we can win on some fluke bullshit....
we could get the MVP
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions
I like that Idea but it will never happen.
Soria isn’t oitching it is just a pitching machine sitting out there.
Proud father of a budding Royals fan.
when did that fat fuck start playing 3rd?
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions
the AL is getting creative trying not to score
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions
AARON COOK!!!
savior of the national league!!!
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions
Unbelievable.
A Royals player and a Rockies player are dueling to get their league home field.
Destined for failure.
And yes, I know the Rockies made the World Series last year.
But not happening this year.
Destined for failure.
how safe was he, though...
i mean, that wasnt even close.
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:25 AM EDT reply actions
Joe Buck
is now my least favorite Buck. I gues the point is he is worse than John Buck, but he should have already been worse.
by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:25 AM EDT reply actions
I meant last name of Buck
Buck O’Neil is the greatest Buck if doing both names. Posnanski’s book is the greatest.
by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Jeter Gives A
Shit. He’s going to nail a supermodel or Miss Universe tonight.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:25 AM EDT reply actions
or a drunk bar skank, whichever comes first
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
in NYC...all star game night...they're one in the same....as they are most nights
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
i doubt he met biel, mariah carey and the rest of his celebrity sluts at church
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/BusinessTravel/popup?id=5371937
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
not up to jeter standards....i dont think i find venezuelans attractive
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
single walk single single, no runs
it’s like we’re watching a regular game.
JOEY GATHRIGHT PINCH RUN NOW!
WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!
by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 12:25 AM EDT reply actions
Always
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
soria is rocking the evl eye
WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!
by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 12:27 AM EDT reply actions
i dislike ludwick's chances...
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:27 AM EDT reply actions
i dislike ludwick chances
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Soria, interestingly
is a pitcher…. for the Royals.
/Joe Buck talk.
by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:28 AM EDT reply actions
uh oh...
lead off walks.
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:28 AM EDT reply actions
more ALL-STAR defense
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:28 AM EDT reply actions
OK, if these
dbags are going to give the game away and saddle Soria with an L, I will fight something.
by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:29 AM EDT reply actions
i dislike this series of developments
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:29 AM EDT reply actions
soria's career all star game Whip=bad
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Sweet play justin...
he’s obviously got some sluts waitin for him as well
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:29 AM EDT reply actions
uggla stands no chance
against the mexicutioner… or whoever he faces
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:30 AM EDT reply actions
or against groundballs
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
first IBB this year for Soria i believe
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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:30 AM EDT reply actions
aw, crap
in a biscuit. This is setting up to make Uggla TEH GREATEST HITTER OF ALL ALL-STAR GAMZ!!!!
by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
c'mon Mexi.
Show me some tuff.
WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!
by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
here comes the curve
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
You Know It!
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
High Heat To
Uggla.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
To the majority of the nation who doesn't follow the Royals
Joe Buck is building Joakim Soria up as a token Royal.
OMG, K!
Destined for failure.
mcNASTY
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAAH
NASTY!!!!
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
FUCK YOU FRANCONA, let him finish it
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
no shit
The RED SOX are officially rivals of ours
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Okay,
This Bobblehead screeching Take Me Out to the Ballgame is worse than the High Life commercials.
Destined for failure.
This Makes No
Sense! Georgie was a LOOGY for the Sailors a year ago!
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:34 AM EDT reply actions
anyone
seeing the BREAKING NEWS? Radomski has evidence of shipments of steroids to Clemens. In other news, I don’t care.
by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:34 AM EDT reply actions
I Fart At
Roidger, and I mean it.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
We just played the Orioles and Sherrill blew two games . . .
why do I think the world will show some cruel irony and have him stick the loss to Soria?
haha
THESE TWO TEAMS SUCK! who chooses these things?
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
alright, thank you george sherrill
but fuck you francona for stealing a soria win and mvp!!!
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
UGGLA FOR MVP!!!
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
Crap On A
Stick, did Francona think Soria couldn’t have done that?
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
I think I might turn this off now. I saw what I wanted to see.
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
SERIOUSLY, JOE BUCK????
You give a hearty “How about Sherill?” But make no mention of 1 2/3 out of Soria? You completely ignore Soria yet again. For that, I call a mighty “FUCK YOU AND THE MCCARVER YOU RODE IN ON!”
by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM EDT reply actions
I Think McCarver
Rides Buck…..........regularly.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Bullpen Update:
AL: Kazmir
NL: Webb
Marmol
Lidge
Lincecum…..but they’d have to get him out of the hospital
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
good thing the AL used krod for an inning
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
he was picking up zito's scraps
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
but then got really pissed b/c zito should be taking his scraps....
so he shot lots and lots of vodka
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Sweet play Ryan
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
AARON COOK SIGHTING!!!
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
let's all root for a tie
just to fuck over Selig.
WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!
by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
wait, if the AL wins in the bottom,
who gets the W?
by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
Excuses for your Cardinals joe...c'mon
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
he subscribes to the adam dunn theory of baseball...
nobody gives a shit what you do if you hit homers
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
In Gym Class
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Jeter is ready to be the first on the field for his famous fist-pump...
and Arod is nowhere to be seen
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 12:41 AM EDT reply actions
uggla... making the routine look...
not so routine.
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:41 AM EDT reply actions
I thought
Lance Burton was a magician.
by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
can we seriously end this
something about clutch or situational hitting
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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:43 AM EDT reply actions
hahahaha
WTF… aaron cook… really??
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:43 AM EDT reply actions
I guess Clint figures if hes going to ruin anyones pitcher for a few days.
It should be his own.
Destined for failure.
not like his team is playing for anything
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Let's go Kinsler.......do it for Mizzou.....and Soria....and the AL
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 12:43 AM EDT reply actions
nobody likes mizzou.
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
+1
go big red
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
- a bazillion
WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!
by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Cook Trying To
WP on an IBB.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:44 AM EDT reply actions
Don't We All?
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
FUCK
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:45 AM EDT reply actions
and lack of any situational hitting
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I Am Officially
Healthy enough for sex; fuck a bunch of MD’s.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
SINGLES BABY!!!
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT reply actions
Is Lincecum out of the hospital yet?
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT reply actions
The Pointless Charade
Continues. It’s almost 9PM in AK, I can’t imagine how many New Yawkas are watching.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT reply actions
Come on end in a tie
and get rid of this stupid home field advantage rule.
Wouldn't it be awesome if...
Bud Selig grabbed the microphone, said the game is a tie, no team will have home field advantage, and that the game will be played at a neutral site…
YANKEE STADIUM!
(Happy ending)
Destined for failure.
So if the AL runs out of pitchers, the loss is on Francona, right?
Or is it on the AL batters for being so incredibly punchless?
in other news...
we are deadly close to 1000 comments… that’s something!
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
he's drowning in Ben Gay
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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
IF he comes into the game to close it
His entrance music could be “Viva Viagra”
Destined for failure.
he went to bed before mccain and selig
WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!
by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Wright swinging for the fences
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
His Bat Almost
Reached them.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
SINGLES BABY!!!
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:50 AM EDT reply actions
more quality small ball.
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:51 AM EDT reply actions
George Sherrill = cat-like quickness!
meow.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 12:51 AM EDT reply actions
Soria Would Have
Turned 3.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
If I were Francona
I would bring Kazmir in and pitch him until his arm falls off.
FOR THE SAUX.
Destined for failure.
Just Take A
Hacksaw and sever it.
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by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
if I were Kazmir....
I’d give up a HR and end it.
Francona only had
Saunders, Halladay, Santana and Duchesere all go an inning each
that was franconas downfall
and dont forget his insistence to hold soria until the 10th...
idiot.
where .500 might; but, probably won't, happen.
by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
But who could have seen a 13 inning game
and he was trying to get everyone in.
if i was kazmir..
i’d refuse to pitch and end it.
where .500 might; but, probably won't, happen.
by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:53 AM EDT reply actions
Throw RH?
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by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
softball style...
is that legal?
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
more personal Cardinals BS
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:54 AM EDT reply actions
well, from here on out...
one additional one for each time ludwick gets up.
where .500 might; but, probably won't, happen.
by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
how many more leadoff guys can get on w/o scoring?
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:55 AM EDT reply actions
he'd get the sure MVP
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
How about a Red Sox player
being the MVP in the final all star game in Yankee Stadium history.
I feel
like this game is never going to end.
by powderbluepower on Jul 16, 2008 12:58 AM EDT reply actions
haha...
well, they’ve run out of stuff to talk about the old yankees stadium. so time to talk about the new one.
where .500 might; but, probably won't, happen.
by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 12:58 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
the new stadium is 63% larger with like 2k less seats
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Must have a lot of box seats
everyone knows how NY could use the extra revenue.
ugggggggggggggla makes a play...
chuck knoublauch not impressed
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 12:58 AM EDT reply actions
Knoblauch Means Garlic
In German. That is all.
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by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
An All-Star
Hack-fest, thank you.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
The Rays fans are
Probably the exact opposite we were about Soria in terms of wanting Kazmir in the game.
Destined for failure.
except it actually matters
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
HA HA HA AHAHAHAHAHAHA
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 1:00 AM EDT reply actions
haha UGGLA
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 1:00 AM EDT reply actions
Frank White Is
Better than Uggla right now.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
Frank autographed my glove when i was like 6 or 7
would that work too?
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
why would you want to swing at a pitch down the middle?
where .500 might; but, probably won't, happen.
marmol is filthy.....that's why
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
he should shower.
where .500 might; but, probably won't, happen.
by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
one hit...please?
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 1:03 AM EDT reply actions
2nd only to Yadier Molina in Joe Buck's bizarro world
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
dont forget about larue
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
he and tpj should really play on the same team together...
oh wait.
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
fuck it, let's let the NL just have home-field
they need whatever help they can get anyway
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 1:05 AM EDT reply actions
well, what about score?
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Bud is wetting his pants right now
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 1:06 AM EDT reply actions
Am I the only one actively cheering for the game to continue to be tied...
Only to see what Selig will decide.
If this ends in a tie, after promising it would never happen again, it would be pretty awesomely sweet.
im on that bandwagon
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
unfortunately, this time...
i dont think anyone would care.
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by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
+infinity
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
they have no other stuff to talk about...
and t hey’re running out of footage
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
HAHA....no more runs
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 1:07 AM EDT reply actions
where's miguel olivo when we need him...
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't Forget Glen

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by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Orioles Don't Really
Need him anyway.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Change to little league rules and have the coaches pitch
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 1:10 AM EDT reply actions
Tee-Ball!
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
lincecum...
hospitalized with a bad case of the drunks…
where .500 might; but, probably won't, happen.
sorta like the FLU
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
like 23...i bet he gets carded alot
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, he pitched(drank) in college and everything
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions
like 23...i bet he gets carded alot
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions
If Webb and Kazmir were unable to pitch due to late starts...
WHERE IS GREINKE?
Bring in two other starters incase this happened.
Destined for failure.
Sherrill for MVP!!!
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 1:12 AM EDT reply actions
it's almost 1:30...
I love extra-inning baseball and everything, but I’m fading fast….
how many numbers has the clubbie gotten tonite for the players?
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
pinella didn't want him to pitch at all because of his struggles lately...
he wanted him to rest his arm
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Lou is in the dugout and probably objected
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
i could use a good laugh...
somebody hit it to uggla.
the national league: where middle relievers make all-star teams happen.
i'm all for it if two hookers and multiple lines of coke were involved.
the national league: where middle relievers make all-star teams happen.
by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
only two....zito would be disappointed
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Pussy
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
i knew zito was f*cked in the head when he said kansas city was his favorite road city.
the national league: where middle relievers make all-star teams happen.
by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
somebody get ron mahay on the phone!
the national league: where middle relievers make all-star teams happen.
why did they pitch the 'do not use' guy before lidge?
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 1:16 AM EDT reply actions
I'm pretty sure Hurdle wants to keep Lidge for a save situation
Lidge has been warming up every time it looked like the NL might take the lead.
This is the part of the game where Gobble comes in to face a right hander,
right?
Destined for failure.
yes...and then i start talking again about firing hillman
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
That Would Expedite
Matters nicely.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
NL west rivalry
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 1:16 AM EDT reply actions
that's like a red-headed stepchild rivalry
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
two playoff teams...
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
hurdle and quirks revenge for the dbacks firing seitzer
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 1:16 AM EDT reply actions
No!
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Selig is leaving town as we speak
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 1:18 AM EDT reply actions
his assistant is drafting his resignation letter
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Someone remind me . . .
what’s the record for length of an All-star game?
15"
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions
passed it in duration awhile ago, 15 innings is the longest in that term
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Eva Could Not
Have reached that pitch with a broom.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
UGGLA NOW!!!
at least this should be good.
the national league: where middle relievers make all-star teams happen.
if only he could hit to himself
WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!
by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
uggla will never want to play in ny again
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 1:22 AM EDT reply actions
his dad is going to disown him
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
we're going to forefeit
haaaahahaha
WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!
by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 1:23 AM EDT reply actions
sweet
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 16, 2008 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
remember when people were comparing aviles with uggla....
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 1:23 AM EDT reply actions
sounds about right...minus about 30 homers
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Just cause Uggla had one really bad ASG...
doesn’t mean he is a bad player.
If Aviles turns out like Uggla, we will compete next season if we sign somebody like Adam Dunn. Because that would be an improvement from his current supposedly inflated production.
Uggla is actually a really really good player…
or in full blown lincecum mode.
the national league: where middle relievers make all-star teams happen.
by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
This reminds me of MLB All Star Baseball 2004
When I would pitch guys who had zero in their meter in mop up roles.
Destined for failure.
Only Chuck Norris
Can bring order to this situation now.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
Bullpen Update:
NL: Lidge
Quirk
Glenallen Hill
Pinella
AL: Girardi
Francona
Jeter
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 1:27 AM EDT reply actions
Dude, if Jeter started pitching and got a "W"
It would be the greatest story in baseball history.
Destined for failure.
morneau...
just hit a fucking home run.
the national league: where middle relievers make all-star teams happen.
Lidge Is Still
Waiting for Pujols’s HR to land.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
NO
DO NOT BAIL OUT SELIG
MAKE HIM SWEAT, YOU SONS A BITCHES
WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!
by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 1:30 AM EDT reply actions
he's been sweating for a while now i bet
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
good
I want him to call it.
CALL IT.
WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!
by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
they are switching back to the hack approach
the national league: where middle relievers make all-star teams happen.
by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
because this time it counts
the national league: where middle relievers make all-star teams happen.
by blue bandwagon on Jul 16, 2008 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Reflex
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions
YES!
WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!
by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 1:32 AM EDT reply actions
Do the winners get a bonus
like I think they do in the NFL
youk with the sugar free red bull....fag
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 1:32 AM EDT reply actions
dad thought it was a beer for a second
that was fun
WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!
by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Beer Would Be
Appropriate about now.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions
redbull and vodka
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Jul 16, 2008 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Whuteva
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 16, 2008 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions
we've got slow and slower on the basepaths
AL All Stars!
WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!
by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 1:33 AM EDT reply actions
DOU-BLE PLAY
DOU-BLE PLAY DOU-BLE PLAY DOU-BLE PLAY!
WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!
by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 1:34 AM EDT reply actions
Bud Black spotting in the NL dugout....they have one more pitcher...
Glenallen Hill can stop warming up now
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 1:35 AM EDT reply actions
i wonder if mccann was just late?
the national league: where middle relievers make all-star teams happen.
so you're saying we have a team of all-stars?
or we’re treated to an all-star game every night?
Color us lucky either way!!
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
bases juiced!
nice work lidge
the national league: where middle relievers make all-star teams happen.
and a ranger shall lead them.
the national league: where middle relievers make all-star teams happen.
HAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
the national league: where middle relievers make all-star teams happen.
Thank god we bailed out Francona!
WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD PLACE, BITCHES!
by loyal2theroyals on Jul 16, 2008 1:37 AM EDT reply actions
what a waste of my fucking time...
now i’m just mad
the national league: where middle relievers make all-star teams happen.
so, the only player not used was lincecum?
our prediction contest kinda went up in smoke.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 16, 2008 1:40 AM EDT reply actions
Man, ESPN is hilarious right now.
Anchors are just riffing to fill time as they announce the MVP, clearly bleary-eyed and strung out. High comedy.















