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Game 97 Overflow Thread - Pray For A Sudden, Violent Hailstorm

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Greinke's out, Peralta's in, it's 7-1 as the fifth inning starts and we somehow still need an overflow thread. Three cheers for us for our ridiculous devotion (don'tanyonesayanythingabouthowitmightreallybebecausetheresnothingbettertodoonafridaynight)!

Hip hip...

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Primera!

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 18, 2008 9:43 PM EDT   0 recs

FIRST!!

ROYALS RULE CHICAGO!!!

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 18, 2008 9:43 PM EDT   0 recs

ahem.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 18, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

epic fail.

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 18, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Me = Soria

You = Uggla.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 18, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes, but

a National League all-star. It’s like winning at the Special Olympics.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 18, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

You're still a stupid,

hung over, fat jerk? I’m not sure that’s like the special olympics.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 18, 2008 9:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

what

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 18, 2008 9:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Whoops

let me explain. Common crappy joke:

(argument takes place)
Smarty: arguing with you in like being in the special olympics…even if you win you’re still retarded.

My version:
(NL All-Star team plays)
NHZ: playing on the NL All-Star team is like being _, even if you win you’re stlll a hungover Dan Uggla.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 18, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

oh okay

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 18, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

(I realize that mapping out jokes means it wasn't funny)

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 18, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Jo-El just kept greinke's ERA below four

He’s looked pretty good as of late. If Peralta can return to goodness, our bullpen improves a ton.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 18, 2008 9:43 PM EDT   0 recs

gload sucks

and lol at buck

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 18, 2008 9:44 PM EDT   0 recs

wtf was that?

the dude with the hair… stupid chicago

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 18, 2008 9:44 PM EDT   0 recs

bomb it to oblibion

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jul 18, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

peralta > soria

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 18, 2008 9:49 PM EDT   0 recs

Aquaman > Batman > Superman

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 18, 2008 9:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

spaceghost>aquaman

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jul 18, 2008 9:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Dur...

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 18, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Everybody > Aquaman

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 18, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

+1

Sponge Bob > Aquaman…Sponge Bob is more of a 3D character.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 18, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

what the fuccccck

its only the 5th inning?

mercy rule?

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jul 18, 2008 9:53 PM EDT   0 recs

This isn't the benchwarmers

(which is a funny movie where the lead character has my first name) we play nine…sadly.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 18, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

We're not down by 10

Although the two best games I ever heard… I was on the road in Maine the night the Red Sox beat the living snot out of the Marlins a few years ago, and I was in my car flipping channels when I landed on the ridiculous Texas-Baltimore game from last year.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 18, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

The former was a fun game :P

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 18, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Gah

I’m out. Have to call this stupid stupidhead about his stupid private party that he needs a guard for tomorrow. We’ll get ‘em next time.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 18, 2008 9:55 PM EDT   0 recs

we will

good work today.

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jul 18, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

RALLY!!!!!

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 18, 2008 9:56 PM EDT   0 recs

RALLY!!!!

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 18, 2008 9:58 PM EDT   0 recs

lets do this

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jul 18, 2008 9:58 PM EDT   0 recs

GET OUT BITCH!!!!

RALLY!!!!

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 18, 2008 9:59 PM EDT   0 recs

DESTROYED.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 18, 2008 9:59 PM EDT   0 recs

Yeah, he was pretty much looking for that pitch

Nice one

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 18, 2008 9:59 PM EDT   0 recs

Good lord, Billy just McGwired that ball.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 18, 2008 10:00 PM EDT   0 recs

RALLY!!!

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 18, 2008 10:00 PM EDT   0 recs

wow

he just destroyed that ball.

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jul 18, 2008 10:00 PM EDT   0 recs

We're Back In

The game, and Butler is back!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 18, 2008 10:00 PM EDT   0 recs

BILLY!!

spells HOPE!

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jul 18, 2008 10:00 PM EDT   0 recs

Sonic Slam Winner!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 18, 2008 10:00 PM EDT   0 recs

wow

please do that more billy. That was some serious bat speed.

Beautiful swing.

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jul 18, 2008 10:01 PM EDT   0 recs

it's a game again...

we might actually have to discuss baseball…

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 18, 2008 10:01 PM EDT   0 recs

Buerhle isn't pitching bad and the sox pen is pretty good

My hope level is still low

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 18, 2008 10:02 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Another Rally Killed!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 18, 2008 10:01 PM EDT   0 recs

peralta has retired seven straight batters

my head might explode

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 18, 2008 10:04 PM EDT   0 recs

You had to jinx it didn't you

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 18, 2008 10:06 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

like i said earlier

i suck at life. but, i look at it as he’s setting up for the double play.

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 18, 2008 10:07 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

a hand to you mr. peralta

well done.

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 18, 2008 10:06 PM EDT   0 recs

Jimmy Gobble?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by BHWick on Jul 18, 2008 10:06 PM EDT   0 recs

HAHAHA GOBBLE GETS TO FACE KONERKO

ahahhahaha

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 18, 2008 10:06 PM EDT   0 recs

konerko > gobble

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 18, 2008 10:07 PM EDT   0 recs

Gobble better not face Konerko

Konerko vs Gobble
5-6 4 HOMERS 2 walks

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 18, 2008 10:10 PM EDT   0 recs

Gobble can't get the corner against Thome, ugh

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 18, 2008 10:10 PM EDT   0 recs

Konerko v, Gobble

8 PA, 5 hits in 6 AB, 4 Home Runs, 2 walks

TAKE HIM OUT TREY

by BHWick on Jul 18, 2008 10:11 PM EDT   0 recs

Hillman = retarded

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 18, 2008 10:11 PM EDT   0 recs

yes it hit him...

just let him take the base and get the fuck outta there…

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 18, 2008 10:11 PM EDT   0 recs

What a clusterfuck this has become

Go figure. Why did we take Peralta out again?

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 18, 2008 10:12 PM EDT   0 recs

ok

Gobble has gotta go!

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jul 18, 2008 10:12 PM EDT   0 recs

Considering that

Konerko has 4 homers in the last 4 AB against Gobble, let him take first and pull Gobble

by BHWick on Jul 18, 2008 10:12 PM EDT   0 recs

WTF?

WHY IS GOBBLE STILL PITCHING?

Mahay and Soria are the only things that make Hillman look smart in bullpen handling

by BHWick on Jul 18, 2008 10:13 PM EDT   0 recs

yea

gobble is atrocious.

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jul 18, 2008 10:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Dear Trey Hillman:

GOBBLE IS A LOOGY
STOP
PUTTING
HIM
IN
THESE
SITUATIONS

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 18, 2008 10:14 PM EDT   0 recs

Letter from 2003

Dear Tony Pena:
GRAEME LLOYD IS A LOOGY
STOP LETTING HIM FACE RIGHT-HANDED BATTERS

by BHWick on Jul 18, 2008 10:15 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

hahahahaha

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 18, 2008 10:15 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

what is so hard about understanding basic things

like platoon splits?

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jul 18, 2008 10:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

sure.

it’s actually a quote from a ol’ tampa bay football coach.

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 18, 2008 10:15 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that is correct

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jul 18, 2008 10:15 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

lol at hillman.

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 18, 2008 10:16 PM EDT   0 recs

I love it

We get in the game, then give them right back. BRILLIANT. Hillman = genius

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 18, 2008 10:16 PM EDT   0 recs