Jerry Manual Proves that Managers Matter
"Jerry has really lit a fire under the team," said third baseman David Wright. "We’re hitting better, pitching better, and fielding better, all because our new manager takes a much more fiery approach to his job of making pitching changes and filling out the lineup card. You should see him filling that thing out before games. He’s like ‘Grrrr! Wright’s playing third base, motherfuckers! And Reyes is at short! Rrrarrghhgh! Fuck! Shit!’ And then he breaks the pencil in half and throws it on the ground. Once you see that, you’re batting average almost goes up on its own."
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A lot of people say that a baseball manager has very little effect on the performance of the team, but we are living proof that the opposite is true. I personally have gained 5 mph on my fastball since the managerial change. Even Carlos Delgado has become a slightly more animated corpse."
Good find.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Jul 19, 2008 12:47 PM EDT 0 recs
The Brushback is seriously underrated
Surely other people around here visit it weekly? He was on hiatus for a while until this week or so… almost nonstop hilarity. I like the Onion (who doesn’t?), but this sports stuff is a lot funnier because he (they?) specialize in it.
Some classic b-ball articles (some of which are now dated, but still funnily written) that might interest folks here (the headlines are often funny in themselves). I know it’s a long list, but I actually cut it down… Funny stuff.
Royals Dazzled By Dice-K’s Mysterious ‘Change Up’
Theo Epstein Wishing Decent Shortstop Would Fall Into His Lap Somehow
Reds Pitcher Feels Twinge In Shoulder Minutes After Baker Hiring
Red Sox World Series Parade Ruined By Presence Of Red Sox Fans
Reggie Sanders’ First Paycheck Bounces
Last Place Royals Acting Like They’ve Been There Before
Jeff Weaver Strikes Out All 27 Batters In National League Debut
A’s Lose Four Straight In Raucous, Fun-Loving Fashion
Royals Rebuilding Phase Enters Rebuilding Phase
Adorable Cardinals Fans Actually Think They’re Intimidating
Jarrod Washburn Assures Wife He’s Not Joking About $37 Million Deal
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
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