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Yes, That Happened

What a fun night at the ole ballpark. Sure, there's something to be said regarding a rough start from Luke Hochevar -- pitching is the currency of baseball -- and an offense that was completely shut down by the illustrious Zach/k Miner, but that's not what we'll most remember from this night.

  • Jimmy Gobble got trapped in pitching hell, and for whatever reason Hillman decided to leave him out there to take his medicine. An outing like tonight's has building for awhile: Gobble's been terrible for months and Hillman has increasingly been using him like a vindictive husband, for some reason placing him in situations that he's likely to fail in, and exclusively using him in losses.
  • After walking in a run in the 7th, Gobble entered the 8th inning and may be still pitching there in some particularly dreadful alternative universe. Here's what went down: single, single, double, wild pitch (run scores), single, single, homer. Gobble then rallied to reture Raburn and I-Rod, before things went downhill again: walk, single, walk, walk.  Finally, Hillman pulled him. Still, Leo Nunez didn't do Gobble any favors, allowing a Guillen-ififed double and then a single, all charged to the Turkeyman.
  • Coupled with this weekend's Gordon-PHing controversy, it's possible we've entered into some especially bitchy stage of Hillman's managing career.
  • Tony Pena Jr. pitched a scoreless inning, striking out the decaying remains of Ivan Rodriguez. (Not a fun game for I-rod, who was also retired by Gobble.) His pitching VORP is now higher than his hitting VORP, and he's probably the 9th or 10th highest rated pitcher on the staff now.

Somehow, Pena's 1-2-3 inning partially redeemed the horribleness of the game, which along with the sarcastic late inning rally by the lineup erased some of the real ugliness on display at the K. Baseball ethics are almost always debateable, and in many cases are legitimately illogical, but a part of me feels bad for Gobble, who likely made his last Major League appearance for a while. A part of that part of me also believes that Hillman did the wrong thing in leaving him out there as long as he did. Then again, hey did eventually pull Gobble, although possibly five or six batters too late.

Pitching is the currency of baseball, and now beloved gloveman TPJ can be counted as part of our coffers.

When things begin to overwhelm him, Moore thinks about the Plaza. It grounds him. It inspires him. It reminds him why he came to Kansas City.

"The Plaza?" you ask. "Why?"

"Haven't you figured it out?" he asks back. He shrugs. "On my first day in town, my wife and I were driving through the Plaza. There were people walking everywhere. Kids. Adults. It was great.

"And I turned to Marianne, and I said, `This is where we're going to have the parade.' "

 

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Anybody know if

Gobble’s average MPH on his fastball was higher or lower than TPJ’s?

coming soon to KC: Tony Pena, Jr – Relief player!

He comes into games to relief pitch (i’m sure there’s a way from the dugout to the bullpen without going on the field)

He comes into games as a defensive replacement

He hits as often as Herb Washington

TPJ – Relief Player

by BHWick on Jul 21, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well

At least I can tell my grandkids I saw that.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jul 21, 2008 11:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Note for the front page (re: Gobble)

no relief pitcher has ever given up 10 runs in just one inning of work

by BHWick on Jul 21, 2008 11:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So we got that going for us

Which is nice.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jul 21, 2008 11:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ESPN...

So I just saw the game recap on SportsCenter… and they called TPJ “Carlos Pena” and showed him striking out Pudge Rodriguez. Very funny.

According to MLB Gameday, TPJ was averaging about 90 with his fastball, and he even threw three curveballs and a slider for good measure.

Since he can’t hit, is it too late to send him down and convert him to a pitcher?

by bluenm on Jul 21, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RE Gobble's avg. fastball vs. TPJ's

I didn’t add them all up, but it looks like Gobble’s average fastball was just a tick below TPJ’s, with both being close to 90mph on average.

by bluenm on Jul 21, 2008 11:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

set up man

but he did well in the 9th

and we all know the 9th is different

by royalsreview on Jul 22, 2008 12:00 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Penacutioner!

There’s tough, and then there’s Pena tough

by BHWick on Jul 22, 2008 12:02 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kudos to comment of the day there Retro!

Don't be lonesome for your heroes. Be your own hero.

by PhattStairs on Jul 22, 2008 6:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow

I’m starting to think that Hillman will never use Gobble as a LOOGY. I wouldn’t mind if they DFA’d him. And he should almost certainly be non-tendered. Hillman isn’t going anywhere and as long as he’s manager, Gobble will be misused. And if Gobble isn’t used as a LOOGY, he’s a liability.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 12:04 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't you have a new wife to attend to?

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jul 22, 2008 12:08 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Without going into details, let's just say that perhaps that's already been taken care of

I couldn’t bear to watch much of the game tonight.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 12:11 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What's the big deal with how he used Gobble tonight

Yimmy sucks major ass the Royals were gettin a major league ass beaten put on them. Someone has to jump on the grenade who else would you choose? He has misused Yimmy for all of this season but with HoRam and Mahay in the pen and Bale on his way back up KC really has no use for Yimmy anyway.

Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra
La-la how the life goes on
Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra
La-la how the life goes on

C’ya Yimmy I’ll miss ya

Who cares about RBI's, how many HDB's you got?

by kcscoliny on Jul 22, 2008 12:14 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The misuse was bringing him in to face a bunch of RH hitters

It wasn’t yet time to completely give up on the game. Nunez should have come in to get the Royals out of the inning. Instead Gobble was there to turn it from a big deficit into a laugher. After that happened, I didn’t mind him leaving Gobble out there to mop up and take one for the team. That’s baseball sometimes.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 12:23 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Could be

It would be interesting to see if he clears waivers.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 1:08 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WRONG DAYTON!

A parade should go through downtown, past the Power and Light District, down Grand Boulevard.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jul 22, 2008 12:07 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and past the new ballpark

This space intentionally left blank.

by marbotty on Jul 22, 2008 12:57 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just watched TPJ's inning on Tivo

Fastball came in at 88-91 with good movement, along with a fairly impressive curve. The control was a little erratic, but he pitched surprisingly well.

And there was this little gem from Ryan with 2 outs:

“In all serious what you don’t want to happen here is for Pena to hurt himself.”

Yeah, I don’t know what the Royals would do if TPJ got hurt.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 12:15 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They'd have no choice but

to go kidnap Callaspo from rehab.

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 12:16 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm still amused by Pena wearing his sunglasses

as he pitched on the mound.

This entire story requires a response from Tony Sr.

by BHWick on Jul 22, 2008 12:16 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pena looked really solid to me. I am not joking I think the guy has a future as a pitcher

I’m surprised someone didn’t try it earlier. 3/4 to 1/2 arm angle according to the gun on TV he was 90-92 and had a nice breaking ball to strikeout Pudge. That arm angle would be tough on Righthanders.

Who cares about RBI's, how many HDB's you got?

by kcscoliny on Jul 22, 2008 12:19 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Plus he already hits like a pitcher and you know he could field his position.

How old was Mahay when he made the conversion?

Who cares about RBI's, how many HDB's you got?

by kcscoliny on Jul 22, 2008 12:20 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

25

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jul 22, 2008 12:22 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TPJ for new mop up man.

That way he can be a defensive sub, and mop up guy, freeing up a roster spot. Sounds good to me.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 22, 2008 12:19 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wouldn't be so quick to ridicule that concept.

It all depends on the “victim’s” standing within the team. I know that if something like that had ever happened on a team I was on, it would be a question of whether reason overruled emotion (“reason” being “save the bullpen”), and if emotion won, which emotion was in play. If I didn’t really like the guy anyway and had already written him off, reason would win out anyway. But if he was a friend, or I thought he still had value… emotion would get in the way, and in the wake of that I might get it in my head that if the manager will do that to him, he might do it to me later.

And don’t try and use the old “these are professionals” bit. If guys like Grudz or Guillen have a problem with what happened tonight, it WILL become a problem in the clubhouse. They’re both too red-assed to not get emotional about it if they feel like Hillman threw Gobble under a bus.

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 12:33 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And every player on the team understands that

They all have IQ’s over 85 and have all played baseball for many years. This happens in baseball. It’s not a punishment; it’s a bullpen saving move.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 12:39 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's my guess

Isn’t the formal “mentally retarded” line at something like 80 or 85?

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 1:09 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

70

Two standard deviations my friend, two standard deviations.

Ah, and the course that I just finished is already starting to show its benefits.

And even then it’s only mild mental retardation for a while (until about 65 or so)...technically you could count up to 75, too…but most say that those 5 points can go either way and generally lump them in with the really really slow.

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 3:02 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

additionally, if the line were at 85

about 1/3 of the population would be mentally retarded. :)

Sorry, really excited about showing off the newly gained knowledge in a setting outside of the classroom.

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 3:03 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1/3 of the population IS mentally retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!111!!!!85

Ok, maybe some baseball players are below 85. But not Royals players!

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 3:10 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pshhhhhhhhh

you’re just jealous because you aren’t epically smart like me ;D

Just kidding. But seriously, I took a (required) state standardized test for college students and ranked in the 92nd percentile. Therefore, I am awesome (and am still marginally excited as I scored 144 points above what I had to score…and did that without any studying at all).

Done bragging now :]

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 3:42 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, I do just fine with my 87 IQ

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 4:49 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1 including our President

High hat please

Who cares about RBI's, how many HDB's you got?

by kcscoliny on Jul 22, 2008 9:37 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did you know that half of our students are reading

at below average levels!!!!!!!!!!!

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jul 22, 2008 1:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and basal readers are the answer!

Oh my god, there’s a discussion on the boards that I actually know a lot about stupid fucking sabermetrics !

Actually, I’m more of a fan of an even mix of basals and whole language. If anyone knows what that means, their player gets an extra point in the BOD standings! GO!

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 1:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm an old school phonics man myself.

My mother's basement is better than YOUR mother's basement!!

by Royal Kingdom on Jul 22, 2008 1:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think phonics work to a point

but I think it’s better to expose kids to lots of different methods.

It actually doesn’t matter what teachers do, because 85% of kids will learn regardless of what they’re taught. It’s just the other 15% that you’re trying to tweak around for.

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 1:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

These guys are familiar with what happens in the game of baseball

They know that sometimes a pitcher has to stay out there and take it so the bullpen doesn’t get burned up in a lost cause. That just happens in baseball. This isn’t news to anybody. It’s part of the game. These aren’t kids who haven’t seen this in HS, college, the minors and the majors many times. This isn’t new for any of them. Do you think Grudz or Guillen - two guys who have been playing professional baseball for a long time - haven’t seen this dozens of times? Do you think they are too stupid to know why Gobble was left out there? There’s no mystery here. It is as comprehensible and common as the suicide squeeze.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 12:38 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Suicide Squeeze?

Please don’t give Trey any more wacky ideas!

“Alex, I think I’ve got a way to get your bat going again….”

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 12:39 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Once again, you sail off into the stratosphere addressing things I did not say.

I did not say, nor imply, that they don’t know it happens. I did not say, nor imply, that they were stupid.

Unlike some people, they are not robots. If the combination of getting their asses kicked and watching Gobble being left out there to melt hits them the wrong way, they’re going to agitate. Now, for all we know, they might actually be more irritated that he ever put Gobble in the game to begin with, and this figure letting him get shelled was perfectly okay. We don’t know what they’re thinking, which is usually your entire point in these discussions—but for you to not only state unequivocally that there’s no way this could cause a rift in the clubhouse, but to carry it over to another thread as a form of ridicule? Utterly ludicrous.

I think sometimes you live in a world where the Houston Astros didn’t fire the most successful manager they ever had because Biggio and Bagwell didn’t like the way he handled things.

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 12:50 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I did not say, nor imply, that they don’t know it happens. I did not say, nor imply, that they were stupid.

And my point is that if they know what is happening and why it is happening and have seen it before, they aren’t going to get all pissed off about it.
Unlike some people, they are not robots.

I think it is silly to suggest that this could lead to some clubhouse problem. BTW, I hope the “some people” part was implying that I am a robot. I like that.
We don’t know what they’re thinking, which is usually your entire point in these discussions—but for you to not only state unequivocally that there’s no way this could cause a rift in the clubhouse, but to carry it over to another thread as a form of ridicule?

Some ideas deserve ridicule. It is true that we don’t know what they are thinking. But some suggestions about what they are thinking or feeling seem ridiculous to me. While all sports psychology guesswork by us fans is pretty silly, this seems particularly preposterous.
I think sometimes you live in a world where the Houston Astros didn’t fire the most successful manager they ever had because Biggio and Bagwell didn’t like the way he handled things.

I don’t see how that has any bearing on our current foray into sports psychology. Did B&B want their manager ousted because he left some middle reliever in a game too long during mopup time?

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 12:57 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, one thing they specifically didn't like

(allegedly) was that Dierker would actually pinch-hit for Ausmus in the late innings of games the Astros were trailing.

Ausmus is a shitty hitter, and managers pinch-hit for shitty hitters all the time, right? Biggio and Bagwell should have been used to that sort of thing, right?

Understand, I don’t expect this to be a problem. I think the guy who’s asserting that this WILL be a problem is goofy. I just think you’re being goofy, too, for asserting that the idea that it might be a problem is preposterous. The average major league baseball player is not as rational and logical as you are, and Guillen particularly isn’t known for being a rational actor.

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 1:05 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It just sounds really silly to me

Who knows, as my signature says, I may well be wrong. I also don’t think that Guillen is known for getting upset about the treatment of others. Guillen doesn’t really pal around with other players a lot, and I’m going to guess he doesn’t hang out with relief pitchers too much. Long story short, I don’t think we have to worry about Guillen getting upset about Jimmy Gobble being left out there to take one for the team.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 1:07 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NY...

basically I 60% agree with you

however, in Gobble’s specific case, there may be something going on here

Hillman’s used him weirdly for awhile now

by royalsreview on Jul 22, 2008 1:09 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's had him face too many RH batters. Is that what you mean by "weirdly"?

And do you think players are going to get upset with Hillman because he hasn’t appropriately restricted a pitcher’s role to LOOGY? I think our amateur sports psychology is really going off the deep end tonight.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 1:10 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well, there's the whole...

he hasn’t pitched during a win since May 28th thing…

which is probably half a fluke, but mayeb possibly indicative of some dog-house-ery

by royalsreview on Jul 22, 2008 1:12 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tonight was the perfect storm, to use a quickly dying phrase

people had already been talking about Gobble this last week… hell, the first comment of the game thread was “Jimmy Gobble is a survivor”

by royalsreview on Jul 22, 2008 1:14 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are you really attaching any meaning to the "he hasn't pitched in a win" thing?

Is there any significance to that at all? I mean, who cares? Does Gobble care? Do other players care if he appears in a game that the Royals win? He’s pitched poorly and his role has been limited. It’s just that simple. Actually, his role hasn’t been limited enough. He’s pitched too much.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 1:15 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

within the context of a completely speculative discussion, I think it has merit

obviously, there isn’t going to be any great moments of objective clarity here, but i do think that, and again this has been going on for months now, either Gobble or Hillman or both could have noticed that “hey, I’m/he’s not going in unless its a mop-up loss, period”

there’s really no way of knowing how observant these guys are

that being said, i would think I would notice if I was only showing up in losses… especially after the 10th straight time or something

by royalsreview on Jul 22, 2008 1:25 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Unfortunately, he's pitched in many non-mopup situations

The fact that he hasn’t pitched in a win is irrelevant. It would probably be relevant to Gobble if he’d been relegated to strictly mopup duty, but he hasn’t, unfortunately.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 1:28 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think it more likely

that he would notice he wasn’t being entrusted with a lead than notice he hadn’t pitched in a win. The effect of both would probably be the same (whether that effect is “serious mental issues” or “none at all” is irrelevant), but I can easily see him not even being aware he hadn’t appeared in a win.

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 1:29 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm sure Gobble, Peralta and Yabuta were all in a state of revolt against Hillman for being relegated to lower leverage situations

I think we are making really speculative mountains out of mole hills.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 1:31 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, because idle speculation

is the equivalent of devoting one’s life to a crusade.

I would argue that it’s more accurate to say that most times, you make mountains out of speculative molehills, by turning someone’s idle speculation into a doctoral dissertation awaiting defense.

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 1:35 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You lost me

I didn’t quite follow that. Maybe because I’m up too late. But perhaps this is for the better. We’re not getting anywhere.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 1:39 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I recognize the matter is not of great import

But the over-wrought arguments about minor things are always a two-way street. I’ve tried arguing with myself, but it just isn’t as fun. It takes two (or more) to tango. When I see something I disagree with, I comment on it. If this leads to an extended back and forth, that’s not just my doing. It’s half my doing.

And don’t even try to pretend that we’re not scissoring every chance we get.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 1:55 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I feel guilty

NHZ isn’t here.

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 1:57 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 2:00 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes!

hedonism bot with an appearance!

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jul 22, 2008 2:11 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NHZ needs a suspension

for making up a lie about having a “date.”

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 2:13 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah really

That’s about as likely as the lottery ticket possibilities we’ve been discussing.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 2:15 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm tellin' ya

he met “her” in a chatroom.

I hope he’s not lying dead in a dumpster now.

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 2:17 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anyone else here ever heard Frank Zappa's "Bobby Brown Goes Down"?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 2:18 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait a minute...

How could you possibly be posting here, NY, when NHZ is out on a date?

Maybe you are two separate people…

I’m still convinced that you and billybutlerformvp are the same, though

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 2:20 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're wrong.

bb4mvp is someone else entirely.

[cue ominous music]

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 2:21 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Which ominous music

I trying to figure out how scared I should get.

And this better not end like the whole “Gormagon” arc in Bones, which finally made me realize that some shows aren’t even worth watching for the “so bad its good” factor.

Can’t wait for the new season, though!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 2:24 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Meh

If she was dead, he’d be back here posting already.

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 2:20 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

are you saying that women you meet

in chat rooms and message boards are more likely to “kill you ded” than other women?

Because either way I’m highly offended.

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 3:05 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Have you been making dates on the intarwebz?

It’s not “women you meet” online, it’s “women you can pick up” online. ;)

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 4:48 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow

you guys were in one hell of a morbid mood.

And I met her lifeguarding, and neither of us stabbed each other, happily. :P

Though, to be perfectly honest, the highlight of the night was definitely the Batman movie.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 12:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

right, ok, sure...

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jul 22, 2008 1:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No really

The movie was really, really good and the other part was weird to say the least.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 1:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did she try to do a magic trick?

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 1:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there are lots of questionable women

you can pick up offline, hon.

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 1:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ugh

stick with being nice, it’s what you’re good at. :P

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

:P

I have no idea what you were reading out of that comment, either…boo.

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 2:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm going to

squash you two like bugs.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 12:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, you know it's just

that we were both seething with jealousy.

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 1:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Heh,

I wouldn’t be jealous.

Not of last night’s experience, anyhow.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 1:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's understandable :)

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 1:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

at any rate

sorry the date fizzled. Though, to be fair, it’s hard to overcome Dark Knight and become the better part of a date…

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 1:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WARNING:

Extremely boring stuff to follow.

See, I wouldn’t say fizzled, it was just one of those times where it was a little hard to walk away from having any idea what happens now. We had a good time…but she’s in a bad way right now thanks to stuff that I really can’t help with (heavy sigh).

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

should I

cue the world’s saddest song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRt2EqlTcaU&feature=related

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 2:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No,

just cue the “jesus christ my timing is off again” song, whatever the heck that is.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If I weren't so lazy

I’d come up with a good one.

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 2:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"jesus christ my timing

if off again” makes a servicable ‘that’s what she said.’

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Self-pity wallowing will now commence. I’m going Emo for the next 24 hours. :P

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yea! Someone who talks about their ex the whole date!

At least you saw a movie to lighten the mood.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 2:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Totally speculative hypothetical

Gobble is aware that he’s been being used in moronic fashion.

Gobble quietly grumbles about this to his friends on the team, voicing his frustrations with the non-sensical usage patterns. Friends sympathize.

Gobble gets hit by a bus tonight. Gobble’s friends glance sideways at the guy who pushed him.

Again… not saying I think this is the situation. But it’s certainly a possibility.

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 1:14 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Gobble knows that he's being used in a moronic fashion"

I assume this “moronic fashion” is facing too many RH batters and not being used as a LOOGY. Do you think that any pitcher gets made because he isn’t being used in a restrictive LOOGY or ROOGY manner? Do you think that any pitcher gets pissed off because his manager gives him the opportunity to face more than just lefty batters? That seems wildly counter-intuitive at best.

Sure, I guess that scenario is a possibility, in the sense that it is possible that the lottery ticket I bought today may win me $100M.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 1:18 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That depends.

I know that I am not very good at writing code. In fact, I suck at it. I’m much better at many other things.

So, yes, when my manager used to ask me to write a piece of code, it used to piss me right the hell off, because not only did I know I sucked at it, but I knew that he knew that I sucked at it.

Do YOU think that Jimmy Gobble doesn’t realize he sucks against right-handed hitters?

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 1:20 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He was a SP throughout his career before moving to the bullpen. He wasn't a LOOGY until 2007.

Do you think he quickly gave up on the idea that he can get RH batters out? That seems extremely unlikely. I think you’re really stretching here.

Is it possible that Gobble and his BFF’s are upset with Hillman, I guess. Is it likely? No. Is there much of any chance that this will give rise to any issues in the clubhouse. No.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 1:23 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just to clarify

I really don’t think this will cause clubhouse problems. But I do think Gobble may be hurt/POed/humiliated/whatever.

by royalsreview on Jul 22, 2008 1:26 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't think he gave up on anything.

But I think it’s ridiculous to pretend that Gobble isn’t aware he’s had a major issue with right-handers this year. He’d have to be the most oblivious person on the planet to be unaware of that.

And with your second paragraph, I have won the argument, since my argument has not been over likelihood, but over a positive assertion of impossibility. ;D

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 1:27 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, it is a possibility

Lottery-like possibility. But who knows, maybe I am sitting on a winning ticket.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 1:29 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You don't know that.

And you know you don’t know that. You have absolutely no idea how possible or impossible it is, so you’ve really got no brief to mock other people who also have no idea just because their “no idea” is the opposite of your “no idea”.

We have no idea what sets a clubhouse off most of the time, unless it’s something blatantly obvious like Vern Rapp just being a complete douchebag.

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 1:32 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm stating opinion

Yes I know that I don’t know for sure. It’s just my opinion.

You have absolutely no idea how possible or impossible it is, so you’ve really got no brief to mock other people who also have no idea just because their "no idea" is the opposite of your "no idea".

Just because we don’t know what is going on in their hearts or heads doesn’t mean that all speculation is equally valid and worthy. For instance, saying that players feel bad after a loss is both logical and intuitive. It would be hard to imagine anything else in that situation. And suggesting that a player feels mad that he gets put into the starting lineup is illogical and counterintuitive. Just because the person who said the latter has “no idea” and I also have “no idea” does not mean that such a silly suggestion is beyond criticism (or ridicule).
We have no idea what sets a clubhouse off most of the time, unless it’s something blatantly obvious like Vern Rapp just being a complete douchebag.

Suggesting that something will “set a clubhouse off” which is silly and makes no sense is worthy of criticism.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 1:37 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yet it happens.

Managers/coaches get fired ALL THE TIME for irretrievably losing their team, and most of the time we can’t even figure out what really happened. But there have been instances where a manager/coach’s mishandling of a player has been the catalyst for serious clubhouse dissension.

Hell, there were rumblings in Chicago with Dusty Baker, but that got shoveled under the rug because the “victims” weren’t veterans and most of the (sucky useless) veterans thought Dusty was the best.

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 1:44 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wasn't Grudz there during that period?

I’m pretty sure he led off or hit second for the 2003 Cubs

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 1:47 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yep.

And he benefitted from Dusty’s shenanigans—the guy Dusty wouldn’t give any PT to was Mark Bellhorn.

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 1:50 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Athletes

are very competitive, I would be very surprised if he just wanted to face lefties. I’m sure that when a lefty comes up, he is a lot more excited about it than a righty. But I’d be very shocked if he still didn’t have the confidence and drive to think that he can get every batter out that he faces.

by I need more Esteban on Jul 22, 2008 5:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I guess what I'm getting at

is that with Guillen, you just never know what that crazy bastard’s going to say or do, so you can’t make a positive declaration of any kind.

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 1:12 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't think he's so unhinged that anything and everything could set him off at any minute

If that were true, he’d be blowing up daily.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 1:16 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

his blow ups are more like once every 1.5 seasons

so its all good

I wanna know what love is, I want you to show me

by LeoBloom on Jul 22, 2008 1:38 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TPJ has his moments of coolness

you have to give him that

and like someone else said, leaving the sunglasses on was hilarious

tribute to Tom Henke I guess

by royalsreview on Jul 22, 2008 1:17 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought Kei Igawa

TPJ the 25th man end of the bench U-INF/mop-up pitcher has a certain, Kieshnick-esque appeal. Kieschnick without anyu abiltiy to hit, that is.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 1:20 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hmmm

That’s actually quite the idea…If we’re going to have him on the roster why not let him pitch an inning or two in a blowout (either way)? Just have a real pitcher ready just in case he’s needed. I actually see no downside to doing this.

Rowdy Hardy Fan Club member.

by doublestix on Jul 22, 2008 2:08 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hispanic Heritage Night

can they give out Tony Pena Jr sunglasses too?

by BHWick on Jul 22, 2008 1:39 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He could be like Bret Hart

and give them to a kid in the stands while he comes out to his Closer Music

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 1:41 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

let's not go crazy here

Tony’s pitching power may be linked to his sunglasses. Tony “The Terminator” Pena doesn’t need to give up his power

by BHWick on Jul 22, 2008 2:00 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RE: TPJ pitching

In the star game recap, he says some teams wanted to sign him as a pitcher, but he liked playing short now. Well, maybe it’s time to tell him to start pitching again.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 22, 2008 1:38 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Keeping in mind that

TPJ apparently didn’t play organized baseball until he signed with the Braves. So at the very least, he might have some mileage left on his arm that the usual 27 year old wouldn’t

by BHWick on Jul 22, 2008 1:40 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i don't think anyone will ever forget that fact

we heard it about 30,000 times last summer.

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jul 22, 2008 2:12 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did we?

Are you sure? I could always reiterate for effect if need be!

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 3:06 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If he had any options left

He’d probably be on his way to Omaha…

by Top Ramen on Jul 22, 2008 10:05 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just had a realization

Man, I bet if JD Drew sees the highlights, he’s going to be SO PISSED and jealous…

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 2:12 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How would you tell?

The guy makes Alex Gordon look like Johon Papelbon when it comes to reacting to events.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 2:15 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He'll actually go up to Francona and go

“Come ON, Terry, if Hillman will let that bozo pitch, you GOTTA let ME…”

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 2:16 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I believe he goes by "Tito"

At least, that what Curt Schilling called him in a rare public comment.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 2:20 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nicknames are entirely too personal

for someone of JD’s robotic demeanour.

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 22, 2008 2:22 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The lack of flux continues

Only 15 position players have batted, and only 20 pitchers have pitched (including only SEVEN starting pitchers, and not counting TPJ as a pitcher)

Last year, 22 players batted and 22 pitched (13 started at least one game).

24 hit and 31 pitched (17 started at least one game) in 2006.

The wonder of having healthy pitchers, and a GM and manager who don’t randomly try giving starts to Gobble, Burgos, Leo Nunez, or Hideo Nomo.

The only big thing to come out of Homo’s stay in KC is that he has now worn the highest number ever in Royals history (#91)

by BHWick on Jul 22, 2008 5:59 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How about giving a random start

to Tony Pena Jr.?

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on Jul 22, 2008 10:52 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1 for this in the post: “Coupled with this weekend’s Gordon-PHing controversy, it’s possible we’ve entered into some especially bitchy stage of Hillman’s managing career.”

If someone at work were acting like this, I’d be figuring he/she wasn’t … um … having much success in the … well, you know what I mean … FemaleEscortServiceNow!

by benfunke on Jul 22, 2008 11:55 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well,

I have to speculate that going to see The Dark Knight was probably a better use of my time than this game, TPJ’s amazing 9th inning notwithstanding.

10 runs allowed by Yimmy? Ten???

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 12:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A date movie???

I assume I’m not the only one who thought that Harvey Dent got the shaft. I’m not even sure why he would be the “back-up plan” to Bruce Wayne. Unless we’re supposed to still like Rachel Dawes despite preferring she chases money.rich, obsessive drama queens.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 1:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dick Kaegel

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 2:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, Harvey wuz robbed

And as to “a date movie???”...well…it was kind of a strange night.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 1:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And FTW

is there a better superhero than Batman? He’s got all the gadgets, the sweet body armor, the batmobile, and in real life he’s a billionaire. Seriously, Spiderman and Superman never had it that good.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ahem,

replying to myself. I meant FTR = for the record not FTW = Frigging Tiny Waffles.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dunno

Wolverine is pretty fucking awesome.

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 2:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ooh yeah,

very good call. I’m going to start wearing my hair like Wolverine’s. Thanks for convincing me.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hah, no problem

I do what I can.

True story: my brother’s friend is named Logan and he likes to rock the grizzly man thing from time to time. And I think for about 3 months in high school he tried to work his hair to subtly be like Wolverine.

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 2:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If I didn't already have

everything I need to go as Colonel Gaunt (hero of my favorite book series) for Halloween, I’d go as Wolverine. I can get my hair to stand up like that without gel…I just have to sleep on it at the right angle.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love that you know this

It’s currently a toss up between a harry potter character and batgirl right now. I have both costumes…one from homecoming last year, the other from the past two halloweens.

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 2:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait,

which HP character?

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

generic gryffindor girl?

I’ve the option of dying my hair red and going for Ginny…or dying it brown and mussing it up and going for Hermione.

Should I ask which would be better?

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 3:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I vote for Ginny

you are too spunky for Hermione

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jul 22, 2008 3:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hermione has a bit of spunk

she just carries it differently.

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 3:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah,

but Hermione’s way more annoying.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 3:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good to know that you don't find me

annoying!

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 3:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I mean

Ginny > Hermione, because Hermione is annoying.

And, of course, I do not find you annoying. :P

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 3:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I guess we'll go with ginny, then

huzzah.

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 3:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Break off

Go with Pansy Parkinson, or whatever her name was.

Or Snape’s mom.

There’s a real freaking hero: Snape.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 3:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or Chan

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jul 22, 2008 3:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have a gryffindor tie

:( kinda limited there.

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 3:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There are "guys" on here much closer to Hermione

Well, maybe not. It would be hard to find a “Know-It-All” on this bload/blog, then.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 3:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think there are lots of guys

who think they know it all, but say what you will, Hermione did know pretty much all.

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jul 22, 2008 3:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Know-It-All"

Isn’t a judgment of knowledge, but a personality type…

She finally figured out that Ron was way more impressed with her punching Malfoy than showing off her homeworkin’ skillz…

But her pop-psychologizing is hilarious with respect to both Harry and Ron. It’s funny/sad how many fans think it is impressive.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 3:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I knew that...

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jul 22, 2008 3:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 3:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A bully who cleans up nice and has on overrated intellect

Poor Ron. It’s all about choices, I suppose.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 3:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Death Eater

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jul 22, 2008 3:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hope you're not trying to call Hermione

a death eater. I might have to slap a bitch if that’s the case.

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 3:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no, I'm calling Devil Fingers a

Death Eater. Or a Hermione Hater

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by buddyball on Jul 22, 2008 3:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good.

+ a bazillion?

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 3:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

She's better than Ginny

at least she actually tries to be nice to Ron sometimes.

Funny how that worked better at getting him the hint that demeaning him and showing off your relationship with more wealthy and famous guys for 6 years.

She’s so mature and awesome!!!!1111

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 3:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ron is a git

and doesn’t deserve good treatment. I never understood how he got hooked up with Hermione

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by buddyball on Jul 22, 2008 3:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, he is completely undeserving of Hermie

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 3:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In that he doesn't deserve that fate?

Ron’s too crushed to avoid marrying his mom…

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 3:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well you can obviously see that he's raging with jealousy

when Hermione starts dating/seeing other people. That’s why he acts like such a dumb ass all the time.

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 3:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You think Hermione is a prize?

Only someone whose mother and siblings devoted their life to crushing his self-esteem would think that.

One of the few genuinely clever things that Rowling does is get across, through the Harry-scope, that Ron is actually good-looking to women… Notice Luna falling for him at first sight, the Patil Twin readliy agreeing to go to the Ball with him, Hermione running to the bathroom with a hanky the minute Ron says anything 1/10th as bad as what she hears from others. Then there’s Lavendar Brown, the “Katie from the Office” of HP.

Ron is also a good friend, although I think Rowling got mad that he was/is so much more popular than bland Harry that she tried to kill his character off a bit in the last book. He was probably going to die, but she realized that would make him an even bigger hero.

TOo bad she didn’t bother developing Hermione’s character at all in “Harry Potter and the Deathly Lack of Ideas and Attention Span.”

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 3:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmmm

I’ll bet Ginny is better looking “in the picture in the mind,” although I bet Hermione ends up with a better body.

Ginny is obviously more of a bully than Hermioine, taking after her asshole brother Fred and George (least tragic tragic death ever).

After the last book, the “slash” fics make sense though, at least from Harry’s perspective. I’m pretty convinced that Ginny is just a Ron substitute for Harry.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 3:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thank you,

that made me dry heave. Please seek some counseling.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

agreed

:-\ Now I remember why I seldom hold random conversations with men.

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 2:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You mean this

wonderful talk between us is just a random conversation to you? Great (sob).

My self-esteem is dying (notreallyIcoulduseitcomingdownanotchortwo).

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh snap

didn’t realize you were fragile, too. My bad.

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 3:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hee hee,

I’m not, but this is my therapeutic thread. The Weezer Pinkerton album is blasting in the background. I’ll be back to my old self by about 7:15 EST.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 3:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WH40k!

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jul 22, 2008 6:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Da bomb, bro

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 7:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha

flashback 5 years ago to sophmore year in highschool.

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jul 22, 2008 7:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Have you ever read

Gaunt’s Ghosts? Man, it is so good. The majority of the 40k fiction is just junk food to my sci-fi mind, but Abnett is just an incredible writer. He can make you care about 40k characters…which is like the opposite of the 40k ethos.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 7:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no, never read the stuff

because most of the time was spent trying to read the rules and come to some kind of accord with everyone.

It was a fun time though.

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jul 22, 2008 7:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the dude,

if you read any science fiction book in the next year, pick up one of the Ghosts books. It’s Band of Brothers good.

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 8:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Iron Man

At least in the movies, he has a real sense of humor… Not so much brooding and manipulation. Even if they mistakenly made Pepper Potts Tony’s paramour, rather than Happy’s.

John Favreau (hilarious, fat servant) >>> played out Alfred, even though I do like Michael Caine.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 2:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I haven't seen Iron Man yet

So many good movies this summer, so little time.

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hancock was surprisingly good

Clearly not the standard superhero movie. More of a comedy. Good stuff though.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 2:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Really?

It seemed a lot like the traditional blockbuster moneymaker without a soul to me, but I can be quite the movie critic.

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was a light comedy despite the drama at the end

Funny, witty, quirky. Two thumbs up. And Bateman was great.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 2:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But I demand souls!!!

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love Jason Bateman

(when he isn’t mailing it in a la Juno)

But I’m not sure on Hancock. Didn’t see it. Looks to be plenty of Scientology theology in it, though.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 2:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bateman was great in Hancock

He really made the movie. Smith was good too.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 2:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Smith is usually good

I thought he was damn good in I Am Legend despite the shitty made-for-the-movies happy ending.

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The ending wasn't THAT happy

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 2:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Grrr

Did you read the book? I know everyone always says “the book was better” but this was an extraordinary case of hollywoodizing.

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, the book was very different and much better

But we both know they really could have happy-ized the ending much more. They took a middle course. I admire their restraint.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 2:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nuts to you

I hated the ending. Abhorred it. That one moment of realization that he has at the end of the book (that he is to them what they were once to humanity) puts the exclamtion point on the story. The movie put a question mark there instead.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Me am so good

at this typing stuff.

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One of my "favorite" Hollywoodizations

was “Beautiful Mind,” where they had the Crowe character be (and thus represent) the 1950s “McCarthyite” paranoia as a Cold Warrior, when the real-life guy actually tried to emigrate to East Germany—and they sent him back.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 2:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was definitely Hollywood-ized

But, movies almost always pale in comparison to the books they are based on. If you look at the movie on its own merits and not compared to the book, it was pretty good.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 2:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, it was pretty good

but mainly because Smith was incredible. It could have been so much better. Those are the types of movies that really bother me, not the really bad ones.

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The special effects also helped carry the movie to some extent

Being a New Yorker, it was very cool to see what they did with a post-civilization NYC.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 2:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

See,

I didn’t get the point of a switch from LA to NYC…I mean, isn’t LA big enough to work with?

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NYC has more recognizable landmarks and urban geography

I think it worked better in NYC, especially with the visuals.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 2:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah I'm well aware

of NYC landmarkiness…but it seems like EVERY movie has to use it. I’d be totally stoked to see LA without any people or Boston get blown up by aliens.

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God forbid they use a flyover

there are (gasp!) Republican mayors there!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 2:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If it were in LA, would anyone even recognize that it was LA?

It has a completely anonymous, miscellaneous look. Nothing particularly recognizable or even interesting. Might as well do it all on a soundstage, do it all by CGI, or film it in Toronto on the cheap.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 3:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

East coast bias

Yes, people would recognize it, you homer. :P

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 3:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Admitted

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 3:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is there even one recognizable landmark in LA?

Perhaps LAX, but I bet most Americans wouldn’t know it was LAX unless they were told.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 3:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The wonderful telephone system

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 3:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Right

but if you ask me, LA already has been post-civilization for decades

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 2:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Zing!

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 3:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good point

I think Smith drives a lot like the average Los Angelan in that movie, though.

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 3:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if only he had the batmocycle!

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jul 22, 2008 3:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmm

It’s all mine.

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 3:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not when I put those vintage

baseball cards in the spokes of my bike!

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jul 22, 2008 3:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and Groo...mmmmcheese dip.

I’ll bet I’m the only one who remembers Captain Carrot and the Amazing Zoo Crew.

Let's Go Blues!

by powderbluesfor08 on Jul 22, 2008 2:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I remember Captain Carrot

from Discworld. Does that count?

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I rented that years ago...

seem to remember getting stuck and not knowing what to do….Loved Eric Idol. (sp?)

Let's Go Blues!

by powderbluesfor08 on Jul 22, 2008 2:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's a movie?

I was talking about the ridiculous amount of books that Carrot appears in.

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's all good

but wait…was there a captain carrot in the game?

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did you beat the game?

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bummer dude

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought she was an assistant DA?

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jul 22, 2008 1:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yup

Maggie Gyllenhall (sp?) > superman skanks, Kirsten Drunkst

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 2:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Spiderman, not superman. My geek is showing, isn’t it?

Sorry, I got a wake up call today that I forgot about a shift I had picked up, so I’m still a little angry/tired…or something like that.

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 2:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, YOU fail

I was making a list of super-consorts, not listing Drunkst as Lois Lane. Although my non-formatting did make it confusing.

I only saw the first Spiderman, and thought it sucked. Drunkst is a laugh a minute, though, with her fake boobs and tiny, tiny teeth.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 2:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

got it

ridiculous macro insult removed.

Someone has a thing against Kirsten. Did she turn you down for a date or something?

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 2:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maggie G. is about as attractive as the average DMV employee

Kirsten D. >>> Maggie G.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 2:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bring It On!

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by NHZ on Jul 22, 2008 2:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

reply to all, then back to work. For 10 minutes, then I'll check the comments again

I don’t really dislike Kirsten that much. She’s attractive (especially with red hair), but really overrated. I think BIll Simmons pointed out that part of her appeal is (was) that her chest makes her seem unattainable, but her teeth pull you back in.

Anyway, alocholism isn’t really a turn on for me.

I’ll also admit that Maggie Gyllenhal is up and down. I have the same ….tastes… in general, with most men of my demographic, but I do like some quirkiness.

But, we were talking about movies, and, maybe it’s just me, but I like my eye candy to have a modicum of acting talent. Maggie has it, and Kirsten, well, let’s just say she doesn’t often seem up for anything other than roles that Jennifer Love Hewitt (Hank Steinbrenner’s favorite actress!) passes up.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008