Video of the Penacutioner! This has the whole inning. We need to make this the #1 video...

i wonder how long this will last before MLB takes it down

by royalsreview on Jul 22, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

They like to forget that the Royals don't exist

I give it a day, though.

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

er....scratch that don't

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

the real question we should be asking ourselves

is which RR contributor is the chunky bearded guy keeping score in the stands that gets shown twice?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

hah

he was loving that shit so much

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jul 22, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

yea... love that dude

by royalsreview on Jul 22, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

really the whole crowd... all 2,000 of them

seemed really into it

by royalsreview on Jul 22, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

not me!

;)

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think it is Phil

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jul 22, 2008 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bearddude tops some of the other people

I remember the D-Backs/Royals day game (9/4/03) with most of the 20K fans in cheaper than usual lower-deck seats. And I think some guy showed up in a chicken outfit or some sort of animal outfit and was in the right-field GA seats.

On checking BR.. we could have kept ourselves a half-game out if we had won. Lousy DJ Carrasco.

by BHWick on Jul 22, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

We have to find out

He’s no Courage the Mariners Fan, at least not yet, but it’s a start.

C’Mon, NYRoyal, admit it. The “NY” thing is just a ruse. And you did once claim that “beards are underrated.”

I’m in Canadia, it doesn’t count. And I couldn’t grow a beard in a million years.

Other possibilities:

—NHZ: claims he was on a “date” last night. I mean, what are the odds of that happening. In any case, the game was more depressing than The Dark Night. Who really knows if he lives in New England

—kscoliny. Intense dude. I can totally see it. Royals gear. That sounds like our boy.

—billybutlerformvp: not “exhiled” from Royals games

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don't forget Joel

Cheering on Ross. That guy did look an awful lot like a South Florida baseball player.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 22, 2008 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He was my first choice

But he would have been in total USF stuff, right?

The best thing about the dude is that he actually has “stereotypical baseball fan all over him.” Probably somewhere between 25-40. Probably played a little ball (jock past his prime). Keeping score. Undoubtedly a bit drunk. Weearing some gear. Getting super excited. Decent “girth.”

We need to rate his “tools.” The enthusiasm for Pena’s at least a 65. Indeed, for every fan video, we should play the “Dayton Game.”

Wait a minute, Retro, YOU have season tickets… Trying to throw me off with Joel, knowing my undying love for jmoney… very clever. You just shot to the top of the list.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Drat

My cover has been blown! ABORT MISSION!

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 22, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

remind me, who was the guy with the totally Royal-ed out wedding?

Could that be our mystery man? Of course, I didn’t see a wife there. On the other hand, when you have a totally Royal-ed out wedding, maybe having a wife around becomes less and less probable.

(Of course, I’m just saying all of this out of envy.)

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by marbotty on Jul 22, 2008 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

this guy

right here

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hmm i think it is grantfunk?

check the big photo halfway down the link you just posted http://www.royalsreview.com/2008/4/6/390147/royals-fanaticism-infused#

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by marbotty on Jul 22, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

is it bad that I fully plan on

royal-ing out my own wedding? Not to like, the extreme of wearing a powder blue dress or anything, but…

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

How dare you sir

I don’t approve of your gotcha blog journalism.

Actually, my wife would love for me to grow a full beard, but I just don’t like the Grizzly Adams look.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 22, 2008 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

my thoughts exactly

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by marbotty on Jul 22, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

We are all dancing around the issue

Should Pena be throwing some side sessions to see if this was a total fluke.

Who cares about RBI's, how many HDB's you got?

by kcscoliny on Jul 22, 2008 4:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Its pretty bizarre

Its definitely enough to make you wonder…

by raefzilla on Jul 22, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He did hit a homer this season

And that seems much, much, less likely than the possibility of him being worthwhile mop-up man/25th man/utility infielder. He might almost be useful then.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

a pitcher with shortstop range that can induce groundballs

is like gold

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by marbotty on Jul 22, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i didn't read that

TPJ made such a good defensive play for the first out. though i hate to say it, it was kind of impressive, actually

by benfunke on Jul 22, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

My favorite part

...is still when Ryan starts talking about making sure Pena doesn’t hurt himself.

Yeah, God forbid if we have to call up someone like Maier or Costa who can hit.

by sconieroyal on Jul 22, 2008 4:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I laughed too.

:)

“Wait…what’s the downside on him hurting himself?”

by Nyghtewynd on Jul 22, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hmmm...

If it keeps him from…y’know…hitting….I’m all for it. He couldn’t be any worse than Gobble was.

by Nyghtewynd on Jul 22, 2008 4:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

We should at least consider

Going back down to 11 pitchers, bringing up a hitter, and having Pena work on his pitching to appear in blowouts.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 22, 2008 4:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Of course, it might still be more helpful to the Royals

To have Gobble work on his hitting

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 22, 2008 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Roster move time

Peralta is back up from Omaha
Gobble is on the DL with a back strain (presumably from being left out to throw 45 pitches last night)

by BHWick on Jul 22, 2008 5:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Sure its not a neck strain

From having to watch all those hits off him?

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 22, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Straight up trade...

TPJ for Rick Ankiel.

Let's Go Blues!

by powderbluesfor08 on Jul 22, 2008 5:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

We could throw in

Mike Stodolka

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 22, 2008 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

They might insist we take back Larue.

Let's Go Blues!

by powderbluesfor08 on Jul 22, 2008 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

STUDolka hit a bottom of 9th HR walkoff for Omaha yesterday. Final Score 1-0

Who cares about RBI's, how many HDB's you got?

by kcscoliny on Jul 22, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

BOD?

I’m thinking that sort of thing is pretty worthy of it

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

does this mean that he can't play for a few days

because he needs to rest his arm?

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 22, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs