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Game 102 Open Thread - Tigers (51-49) at Royals (45-56)

Detroit Tigers at Kansas City Royals, Jul 23, 2008 2:10 PM EDT


I expect a huge crowd at the K for this.

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First!!!!! Lineups........Teahen & Gordon back from bench....Grudz still in 3-hole, no Butler

C. Granderson cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .295
P. Polanco 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .308
C. Guillen 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .290
M. Ordonez rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .310
M. Cabrera 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .289
M. Joyce lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .286
G. Sheffield dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .226
E. Renteria ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .255
B. Inge c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .218
Totals

D. DeJesus dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .302
M. Aviles ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .321
M. Grudzielanek 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .310
J. Guillen lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .265
A. Gordon 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .248
M. Teahen rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .248
M. Olivo c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .255
R. Gload 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .262
J. Gathright cf

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 23, 2008 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Grudz in 3 hole again...Hillman must be hoping

the Gambler is starting again today!!

My mother's basement is better than YOUR mother's basement!!

by Royal Kingdom on Jul 23, 2008 1:47 PM EDT reply actions  

COSTA NOW!

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watching Joey Gathright hit is unbearable

I’d honestly rather see Tony Pena hit.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Shealy July OPS - 1.147

Maier July OPS – .990

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by Royal Kingdom on Jul 23, 2008 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

RYAN SHEALY NOW!

Seriously, his promotion is long overdue.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is crazy, Moore brought him in to be his 1B, didn't he?

he’s HIS guy, now that he’s showing that he might be able to be that guy, how can you not let him try it??

It its a roster problem, shouldn’t he have thought about that long ago. I mean, he signed Gload in the offseason, had he already given up on Shealy?

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by Royal Kingdom on Jul 23, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Shealy

He’s younger

He has the semblance of power.

He fields his position pretty well.

Moore gave up two TWO pitchers (the commodity of baseball) to get him.

Yea, I don’t get it either. Any reasonable GM should be able to see Ross Gload is a stop gap guy who belongs on the bench, not a guy who plays every day.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obligatory repetition

Hillman thinks Gload is an everyday 1B, and he’s not coming out of the lineup unless Moore signs Lou Gehrig.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd settle for Wally Pipp.

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by Royal Kingdom on Jul 23, 2008 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Pippi Longstockings

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jossy Gloadright hitting 8th...and 9th...again.

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by Royal Kingdom on Jul 23, 2008 1:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Zack Attack

7-3 3.14 ERA in 66 IP against Detroit.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 2:03 PM EDT reply actions  

FSN has a runner on first already.......Granderson is still batting....

i guess they’ve got a ghost runner on first…perhaps left over from last night?

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 23, 2008 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

FSN technical side is brutal

I think they have one guy in the truck trying to do it all, switch cameras, keep up on outs, count and baserunners, dude needs some help.

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by Royal Kingdom on Jul 23, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

In fairness

Lately he’s been awfully busy putting up baserunners while the Royals are pitching. He has a demanding job.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

(For those of you stuck at work wondering what I'm yammering about)

He just totally faked out Granderson and kept him from going 1B-3B.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not only that

But he also just lowered oil prices.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drat

On the minus side, we allowed a run.

On the plus side, we didn’t allow nineteen runs.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

...yet

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gload just trotted off and left the ball laying there

made Grudz pick it up like he’s his bitch

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Rod Allen, FSN Detroit

Funny Rod Allen clip in Japan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSxFl3le25o

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Even better

on the sidebar, the top “related” video is “Tony Batista Scares the Shit out of a Japanese Pitcher”

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just clicked that

Hilarious.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have never seen that before.

Strike-em-out, throw-em-into-a-rundown-so-the-run-scores DP?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

brilliant

I love giving up the run this early, I mean our offense is pretty hot right now

How can you go wrong with Rossey Gloadright in the lineup and Grudzielanek batting 3rd.

by sconieroyal on Jul 23, 2008 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

They got fooled by the hair

Maggie Idoguyz is a god!

Royals + Chiefs = Jack Daniels

by Belly Butlard steals home! on Jul 23, 2008 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I remember the double steal to home...

always working when I was playing little league

by sconieroyal on Jul 23, 2008 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe next

The Tigers will have the pitcher fake a throw to third, then whip around and throw it to first!

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

And everyone will yell "BALK!"

And Ryan will comment on it.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

College Day?

yeah, $7 outfield seats for college students this afternoon is probably good for boosting the attendance above 13,000

by BHWick on Jul 23, 2008 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Aviles decided he didn't want to

extend his hitting streak in the first inning again.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Aviles hitless today

Should Ryan Lefebvre gear up the “Aviles or Pena” debate again?

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

No

theres no debate it’s PENA!

Royals + Chiefs = Jack Daniels

by Belly Butlard steals home! on Jul 23, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He just needs to get his head on straight

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another thing...can someone explain

why Olivo didn’t start last night instead of today? further evidence of Hillman’s belief that the world is flat.

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by Royal Kingdom on Jul 23, 2008 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

You think Hillman chats with Carl Everett about

the myth of the dinosaurs?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

SALLAS AUTO REPAIR

WE’RE DIFFERENT FROM THE REST
PEOPLE COME FROM MILES AROUND

oh yeah, Guillen has suuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkked this month

by BHWick on Jul 23, 2008 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

oh god

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

hey guys

YOU ALL DON’T HAVE TO RUN OUT TO CATCH THE BALL, YOU FUCKING RETARDS

by BHWick on Jul 23, 2008 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

never mind that the catch was Guillen's to make

but obviously we have lots of confidence in his speed right now

by BHWick on Jul 23, 2008 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a bit like watching Bad News Bears

without the fun soundtrack by Bizet…

Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein

by loyal2theroyals on Jul 23, 2008 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Joyce is the bane of my existence

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay!

Fundamentals! Like calling for the ball! We do those little things so well.

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by TangledUpInRoyalBlue on Jul 23, 2008 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm glad Trey stressed that in spring training

It has paid off

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wager time

Number of days before Aviles and Gordon finally come to blows?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

Guillen pulled up early

Royals + Chiefs = Jack Daniels

by Belly Butlard steals home! on Jul 23, 2008 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

After 101 games

2008: 45-56
2007: 44-57

WOOOOOOOOOOOO WE’RE ON THE WAY UP

by BHWick on Jul 23, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, but

just think how good we’ll be in, like, 15 years!

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by TangledUpInRoyalBlue on Jul 23, 2008 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

In just 6 years

we’ll be over .500!

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

PROGRESS!

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

See, Aviles called everyone off that time

even though nobody was within 70 feet of him. He’s no dummy.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

is zack getting hosed or what?

Gameday is reading like this “Double on a pop-up to 3rd”, “single on a soft fly ball to left”

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by Royal Kingdom on Jul 23, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

that's pretty accurate...

we botched the pop-up, then we brought the infield in…...

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 23, 2008 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matthews openly disgusted

...with Hillman bringing the infield in on Renteria

by sconieroyal on Jul 23, 2008 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Denny

Has been awfully feisty lately. He was noticeably irritated at the umps last night.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Denny for Manager!

but who would manage the team when we go to Oakland and Tampa Bay?

by BHWick on Jul 23, 2008 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lefebvre

So he could start Pena every day and hit him leadoff.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

better than Bob Davis

who would keep trying to start Jayhawk football players in the game

by BHWick on Jul 23, 2008 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

will it be acceptable to try and sweet-talk single women at tomorrow’s game?

by BHWick on Jul 23, 2008 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

well

on Girl’s Night Out, the demographics may not be as male-heavy as usual

by BHWick on Jul 23, 2008 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got any good baseball pick-up lines?

“Hey baby, nice VORP”

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe you'll get lucky

and that girl from last night will be there. Without her dork boyfriend.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hm

I was at the game last night, I didn’t see that girl. I did see someone on the Giantass HD Scoreboard

by BHWick on Jul 23, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

She was hawt.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a doctor but

our starting pitching looks like they might be having back problems

Royals + Chiefs = Jack Daniels

by Belly Butlard steals home! on Jul 23, 2008 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not a doctor either

but im starting to think our pitching kind of sucks

by sconieroyal on Jul 23, 2008 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ughhhhhh...7 pitches?!!

Gordon and Teahen both ground out on the first pitch…...

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 23, 2008 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

another "soft" single

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by Royal Kingdom on Jul 23, 2008 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

oh no

I think george is gonna jump

Royals + Chiefs = Jack Daniels

by Belly Butlard steals home! on Jul 23, 2008 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

25th anniversary of the Pine Tar Game is tomorrow

a shame nobody in promotions figured that out.. since i’m guessing that combining Pine Tar and Girl’s Night Out might be awkward

by BHWick on Jul 23, 2008 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

So, which relief pitcher will Hillman abuse today?

Monday, it was Gobble for 45 pitches
Tuesday, it was Peralta for 50ish pitches

by BHWick on Jul 23, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Nunez, 55

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then he can go back on the DL

and we can see some more Jeff Fulchino!

Dylan lyrics describe Royals baseball at tangledupinroyalblue.blogspot.com. One masterpiece, one not-quite-yet masterpiece.

by TangledUpInRoyalBlue on Jul 23, 2008 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

We play these guys 9 more times this year

Perhaps they will make it to 1,000 runs after all.

Dylan lyrics describe Royals baseball at tangledupinroyalblue.blogspot.com. One masterpiece, one not-quite-yet masterpiece.

by TangledUpInRoyalBlue on Jul 23, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Smashed his knee into the wall

just as he was trying to make the catch. It happens.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 pitch inning

comin up

Royals + Chiefs = Jack Daniels

by Belly Butlard steals home! on Jul 23, 2008 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

No way

Joey will foul one off trying to bunt. 4 pitches.

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by TangledUpInRoyalBlue on Jul 23, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny scout quote

"I find it funny that everyone made a big deal about [Prince Fielder] becoming a vegetarian in spring training. He’s bigger than ever, and it looks like one of his favorite vegetables is carrot cake.”

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Buck O'Neill got a nice seat

but did he show up too late one year to get put in Row C, instead of Row B?

by BHWick on Jul 23, 2008 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm still waiting for

Ken Harvey to hit for the cycle so someone can get a free motorcycle.

Yes, someone seriously did a promotion that hinged on Ken Harvey hitting a triple.

by BHWick on Jul 23, 2008 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

So

is Zack only throwing fastballs today too?

by BHWick on Jul 23, 2008 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

More Like Changeups

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, Zack has thrown 60 less pitches in 4 innings than Davies

glass half-full, baby!

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by buddyball on Jul 23, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

sorry, 30 less pitches

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by buddyball on Jul 23, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah

We’ll get a walk and an ROE, then Aviles will come up with 2 out in the ninth and single

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

In An Unrelated

Matter, Dolly is coming ashore.
http://radar.weather.gov/ridge/radar.php?rid=BRO&product=N0R&overlay=11101111&loop=yes

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by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

and she means busniness this time!

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by buddyball on Jul 23, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only Cat 2

But you wouldn’t want to be there.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

my daughter's boyfriend is in Corpus Christi

the decision not to evacuate was made when landfall was thought to be further south. I imagine he is getting hit hard with wind and rain. I want through one when I lived in Florida.

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by buddyball on Jul 23, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

way to make him work guys

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by buddyball on Jul 23, 2008 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

4 innings, 40 pitches...beautiful!!

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by Royal Kingdom on Jul 23, 2008 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

With 3 Outs?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring In The

Dominicator!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're going to the "negative run" strategy

Whittle down their lead by subtracting their runs.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inscrutable.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Powder.Blue.Pride.

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by buddyball on Jul 23, 2008 3:17 PM EDT reply actions  

They'll Probably Kill

Kenny, too, those bastards.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You Speak German?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

About 10:30 p.m.

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by Royal Kingdom on Jul 23, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do people keep calling for rallies

while the Tigers are batting? Why do you hate America?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damnit John McCain

it’s 2:30pm, get off my TV

by BHWick on Jul 23, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Why do you support the terrorists?

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Olivo now!

remember when we thought olivo was a stud?

by Freneau on Jul 23, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I still think he is a stud

Just not a very good baseball player

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Six perfect innings.

Someone go get the Tiger fans talking about it to jinx it, please.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

For the record....

The last franchise to be No Hit twice in the same season was the ‘01 Padres

by GoBabies!! on Jul 23, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll Bet They

Didn’t have a perfect game.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

The only team to be No Hit AND Perfect Gamed in the same season was the ‘65 Cubs

by GoBabies!! on Jul 23, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

JoPo

Should create a metric that gives the probability of a given lineup being no-hit. I would imagine one with Gathright and Gload would have a high probability.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Bill James or Rob Neyer created a tool

that measured probable no hitters for a pitcher

by BHWick on Jul 23, 2008 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to mention Olivo v. a righty.

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by Royal Kingdom on Jul 23, 2008 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the plus side

We haven’t bounced into a double play today. That’s clutch.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

No baserunning blunders

That’s something to build upon.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a single baserunning blunder.

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by Royal Kingdom on Jul 23, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn.

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by Royal Kingdom on Jul 23, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

And H-Ram's on pace

to throw 14 pitches to get three perfect innings of relief.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

If We Bring

It in far enough, we can subtract runs from them.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Metaphysics; Our Last

Best hope.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Tejeda?

he threw 11 straight strikes last night.. granted, it was past midnight and the strikezone was massive

by BHWick on Jul 23, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

The Bad News...

TPJ is still probably too sore from pitching the other night that he wont be available to pinch hit to break up the perfect game.

by Randa4life on Jul 23, 2008 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

TONY MUSER NOW!

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOB BOONE NOW!

He can bring Bret and Aaron with him to play 2B and 3B.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

hate to be a stickler...

but we’re looking at possible perfection.

by Bart41 on Jul 23, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why Stop At

10 when we know we’re capable of so much more.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

true...

although Galaragga’s recent K surge may inflate his pitch count

i’d love to get struck out 10 times too

lets go for one of the all-time great outings here

by Freneau on Jul 23, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember when we pwned the Tigers?

That was awesome.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

He's On The

DL with an imploded head from sucking too hard.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Next year's slogan:

Royals: a chance at history every game!

by suzzer on Jul 23, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Why Wait Until

Next year?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

whew.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Now this is

just another boring blowout loss. Thanks a lot, David.

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by TangledUpInRoyalBlue on Jul 23, 2008 4:02 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Hey, there's still one possible moment of excitement

We need another baserunner so Aviles gets to bat again.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

TPJ Will Be

Playing by then. Must.Protect.Deficit.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glad we are putting on a great show

For the college kids. Cultivating a new breed of fans with low expectations!

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

That's what she...

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by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Denny Just Said

“That’s the first time he’s filled that hole this year”.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone else notice

that Jose cooled off about 12 seconds after passing LIME’s RBI total from last year?

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by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

The Curse of Emil lives on

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

What Is This

“Run” of which you speak?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a thing which only happens to people you know

Sort of like the “stripper coming home with you without you even tipping her” phenomenon.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

That Doesn't Happen

To everyone?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it's happened to me

but everyone else tells me I have to be lying.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!!!!

That’s how you score a run baby! FUNDAMENTALS!

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Bases loaded!!!!

How will we blow this? Back to back strikeouts? 6-4-3 double play? Fly out, throw out at the plate on an attempted score? Madcap baserunning blunder?

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Teahen Grounder To

2B.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like

your first option was correct.

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by TangledUpInRoyalBlue on Jul 23, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Best Would

Have been a force at home and a rundown in which all 3 runners wind up on 3B.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teahen...

Might need to go on suicide watch.

Apparently he sounded like he needed some anti-depressants on Petro today…

by GoBabies!! on Jul 23, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Alternatively

he could just start hitting…

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by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

.246 with no power

where have you gone dermal brown

by Freneau on Jul 23, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember Terrence Long?

His OPS+ in his year in KC is the same as Teahen’s.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rany should have treated him

for Dermaltitis

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by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about the days of...

Brandon Berger? At least he could kick a Ligue in the head!

by GoBabies!! on Jul 23, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Olivo

doesn’t seem to be completely by the curse yet. Here’s hoping

by suzzer on Jul 23, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, but

he gave Galarraga lots of time to sit in the dugout and think about his perfecto…and now we’ve reaped the benefits!

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by TangledUpInRoyalBlue on Jul 23, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't trade him

We lack the catching depth!

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

multi-player deal with the Indians

lets bring back Sal Fasano…

Hillman probably wants to see Casey Blake in blue and white as well

by Freneau on Jul 23, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a Shocker

And DM is a Wichita native.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I wouldn’t mind seeing Casey Blake in blue and white.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

10/100

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by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

And SLG

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

In fairness to Aviles

If Derek Jeter were our shortstop, Gator would have fielded that grounder.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Greinke JULY ERA update – 6.14

My mother's basement is better than YOUR mother's basement!!

by Royal Kingdom on Jul 23, 2008 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't Miss A

Bat lately.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Granderson's wearing magnets around his neck?

I think we need to launch an investigation. He may be destroying our national innocence.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Three days of hearings

And around-the-clock debate on the WWL

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by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

magnets don't just damage bones

they do something else to a guy’s body

by Freneau on Jul 23, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course, I also want some media attention

focused on this “food” stuff which players are rumoured to eat. I’m pretty sure that stuff enhances performance too.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait

Contractors AREN’T supposed to break the law?

by BHWick on Jul 23, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Not unless they're Italian

or work for the government.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome, Billy's hitting for Gator

Think Trey will have him play CF, too?

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by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Massive lineup shift time!

Pena in the game at short, Butler to first, Gload to left, Guillen to the bench, Aviles to center

by BHWick on Jul 23, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

COME ON MIKE

Don’t let the streak die

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by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Let The Avilanche

Commence.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 23, 2008 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I concur

We can give up six more runs NO PROBLEM.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

sooooooo who is playing in the OF for gathright next inning?

who’s left on the bench?

Buck?

Probably German to LF, Guillen to RF, Teahen to CF, TPJ to SS, Aviles to 2b?

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 23, 2008 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

COSTA NOW!

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 23, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

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by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok

that’s a new kind of Avil-alanche

by BHWick on Jul 23, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Now that his hitting streak is over

Trey can finally bench him and let TPJ get back into the lineup

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by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

this team is killing me

good thing I realize in my heart of hearts that it is only a game…

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by buddyball on Jul 23, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

...what

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by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have been asking you (bleep)ers

for weeks what the deal was with all the Australia references to Mahay, and now I finally get the answer from RYAN?

I hate you all.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 23, 2008 4:32 PM EDT reply actions