Apparently, if you leak the word onto the internet concerning which international players we've signed, Dayton Moore will send a sniper from the cast of "24" to your house and have you assassinated. The Royals apparently did sign someone yesterday, although this is only a theory. News of who we signed isn't terribly important though, considering that the ceiling for such players is, um, Vlad Guerrero. I did see one fan with inside info (eazyb81) mentioned a name yesterday; I googled the name and found nothing. Eazyb81 is probably dead now.