Apparently, if you leak the word onto the internet concerning which international players we've signed, Dayton Moore will send a sniper from the cast of "24" to your house and have you assassinated.  The Royals apparently did sign someone yesterday, although this is only a theory.  News of who we signed isn't terribly important though, considering that the ceiling for such players is, um, Vlad Guerrero.  I did see one fan with inside info (eazyb81) mentioned a name yesterday; I googled the name and found nothing.  Eazyb81 is probably dead now.