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Game 86 Open Thread - Royals (38-47) at Orioles (43-40)

Kansas City Royals at Baltimore Orioles, Jul 3, 2008 7:05 PM EDT


Um.. I'm not good at math, considering I labeled yesterday's game "#87".

There's a huge difference between a 2-2 split and a 1-3 series lost, but to earn that split the Royals will have to top those unstoppable Orioles.

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Davies v. Olson....

...not sure who’s got the advantage on that one. For some reason Lefebvre incorrectly said on the pre-game show that the Royals “have beaten Olson” this year, referring to Bannister’s 4-0 shutout. Perhaps he’s been sniffing too many marigolds, because the Royals beat Brian Burres that game.

Olson defeated the Royals in his start on May 10th…...who knows what Lefebvre is thinking.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 3, 2008 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

The Orioles are the new A's

Why the hell do we struggle so badly against them? Is it the curse of Jason Grimsley?

by raefzilla on Jul 3, 2008 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

It’s the 17-year-old Curse of Chris Fucking Hoiles.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Hoiles was awesome

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, no you didn't

“Crush” Hoiles was one of my childhood heroes.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yes I do.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, wow

you just gave me goosebumps. Hoiles, Frohwirth, and the original G Olson in the same game. Wow.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

And me, at the game

with my now ex-wife.

The one from Baltimore.

Chris Hoiles can die in a fire.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch

Is Hoiles with your ex? :p

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

But his grand slam ruined our relationship.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah,

maybe I shall edge away from this sensitive subject.

Sooooooo…how’s the move looking?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Temporarily on hold

due to my former employer pinging me about an opening. No guarantee I’ll get it, but enough to cause me to not pull the trigger on a move-out notice just yet.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good, I think?

Keep me posted on how that works out. :)

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone remember that opening day when Appier had a no-no and got pulled?

that was in Baltimore

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 3, 2008 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

11 hits to 2K

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by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

"Who's my cuddle bear?"

“That’s it, you’re a crazy witch, never call me again.”

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

BILLY!!!

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 3, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Butler's OPS since coming home:

1.345454545454

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by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay, G-Load

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by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

same old ROSS

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 3, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

That article about...

Billy Butler realizing he wasn’t a good teammate was interesting…thoughts?

Seems to me he was just used to being the best player on the team and hadn’t adjusted to being an adult professional. Kind of like always being the smartest kid in the class in HS then being hated by everyone in college.

by Bart41 on Jul 3, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

was that on tv?

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 3, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i need a link or something

several of my friends speculated about that very thing

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 3, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

We’ll see how it shakes out. Kinda verifies what Minda was saying last week…

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

For the record (I don’t think I mentioned this before), that stuff was said by an O-Royal who usually doesn’t talk shit about people, especially his own teammates. But he railed on Billy. It was startling to hear, really.

by minda33 on Jul 3, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say he's just misunderstood.

He and Zack will probably get along great…

by Bart41 on Jul 3, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm confused

Is the other team allowed to let us bat again without getting baserunners?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

It's an experimental rule

that MLB is trying. Questions or comments can be e-mailed to the office of Bud Selig.

by minda33 on Jul 3, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pfft

That old bastard has never done ANYTHING I’ve suggested.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Avert your eyes, Pena in the box

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 3, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

PENA HOMER? WTF

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 3, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to hustle, David

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by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

my thoughts exactly

My fragile little snowflake is usually better about hustle than that.

by minda33 on Jul 3, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clever idea there

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

62! 62! 62!

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by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Just to clarify: Guillen>Brown's 2007 team-leading total

He’s well ahead of Emil’s production in 2008 as well, of course.

by andrewmiller on Jul 3, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game Time: Which one of these things doesn't match up?

Players who have homered off Garrett Olson in 2008:

David Ortiz
Alex Rodriguez
Kevin Millar
Jason Varitek
Dustin Pedroia
Cort Hart
Bill Hall
Billy Butler
Tony Pena Jr

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 3, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Geez...Mike Lowell.....my bad...

...I always switch them up…same amount of letters in their names…same consonant-vowel placement….argggggggggggh

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 3, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, nice list there

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 3, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting stat

With that home run, TPJ passed Joey Gathright in both career home runs and home runs as a Royal.

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 3, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Give me a month

and I could pass them both. Yeesh.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Left Handed?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

I was a switch hitter, but my SLG was about 100 points higher right-handed, and my AVG was about 100 points higher lefty.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Always Hit

Left some in practice, but I never tried it in a baseball game. I did it a lot in slow-pitch. I was over .500 as an RH, so I didn’t have much reason to change.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

COMBINED?

that would be tough….

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 3, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-Gor Really Crushed

That bunt.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

The O's Booth

Is hard to listen to.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

does Gary Thorn do TV or radio for them?

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 3, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Don't Know

I wasn’t here for the beginning of the game; I came in just after Big Baby’s HR.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? I Thought

Liked Buck as a manager.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you like him as the

pre-Darrell Porter?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He Was Pretty

Lame as a hitter, but he was ours, so I liked him OK.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gary Thorne is pretty good, IMO

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes.

I like him a lot better calling hockey.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Camden Chat likes him a lot

he kinda has a Major League-esque tendency to sound as if he might drinking…which is fun.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Follow-up to Minda's earlier point about Guillen already passing Brown's 2007 total

We might have at least four, possibly five, players pass Buck’s team-leading 18 HR (2007).
Teahen
Gordon
Guillen
DeJesus
Olivo?

Of course, a team-loading total of 24 or so isn’t too fancy, but, baby steps.

by andrewmiller on Jul 3, 2008 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Interestingly

I don’t think we’ve ever had five guys even hit 20.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, god

This is the second time this season they’ve decided to interview Freddie Bynum’s mother during a Royals game.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice failure to catch the ball there, TPJ.

No, you don’t get credit for your HR yet.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

seriously, Melvin Mora?

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by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Davies Didn't Come

In far enough.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

That

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

is what she said.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Day Hay

Kid missed that one.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

then he just layed there....

where ya at with the criticism ryan?

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 3, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gator Could Make

That YouTube ball girl catch.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh?

<——confused.

by MKforKC on Jul 3, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, You Beat

Me to it.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brandon F. Fahey?

This is why I pegged Hiram as a closer. Second time through the lineup is often not pretty for him.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

He's scrappy!

Have I told you I like your handle?

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by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

One Superfluous "S"

From the correct description.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, very well played.

A +1 to you and your polar bears.

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by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

We Have No

Polar bears anywhere near Nikiski, bue we have plenty of black and brown ones, even in Anchorage.
http://www.adn.com/bearattacks/story/452938.html

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you have moose?

Former astronaut? Miss Northwest Passage? How about an annoying Jewish doctor?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Balto?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's exciting

do you have vampires? Like in 30 Days of Night?

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by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That Sounds Like

A candidate for the worst movie of all time. No vampires, but innumerable Baltos and moose. Chuck Yeager was at the 50th anniversary of Era Helicopters (my employer), but I don’t think he ever lived here. There is no Miss Northwest Passage, but there may actually be a Northwest Passage soon. Annoying Jewish doctors are everywhere.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Northern Exposure

was a documentary?!

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by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

As Annoying As

The ridiculous inaccuracies were, NoEx was a pretty good TV show. For truly “so bad it’s good” Alaska material, Steven Segal’s “On Deadly Ground” is hard to beat.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really liked the disney Balto

when I was a kid. Then I grew up and found that Balto’s VORD was quite low.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

He Would Have

Been fed to the team when he turned 4.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

NW passage

opened in 2007 and may stay that way and/or become more easily navigable soon. Britannica online verified that it was open also.

Feel free to post pics of Miss NW Passage if that happens.

by Stat Ninja on Jul 3, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here She Is!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Splitt was not aware of the rumors of Brian Roberts being traded this winter...

im pretty sure my mother had heard about those rumors…and she hates baseball

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 3, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Brian Roberts

is both a very cool player, and a Ruiner of Our National Innocence.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gritz Has The

Worst looking swing this side of TPJ.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happily,

they don’t penalize people for ugly swings.

Otherwise Kevin Youkilis would hit .140/.300/.140.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It'd kill the Sox too

Priorities…

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Heard Barkley's

Swing described as looking like “an octopus falling out of a tree”. That, my friends, is classic.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

A GOLF swing???

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have You Seen

Barkley play golf?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Sadly.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gordon 1-for-3 against a lefty tonight

.333, baby!

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

This is just tragic, really

‘cause Kyle looked awesome for three innings.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

(and if Pena catches the goddamn ball, he gets out of the fourth)

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

davies isnt a good pitcher...

he wasnt in atlanta, he wasnt here last year, he wasnt in omaha….is that really the best we could do for dotel?

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 3, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boom goes the dynamite

Are you familar with the highlight vid with the same title?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

most def

that poor kid had no chance…”passes to the man….”

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 3, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the part

where Jason Kidd shoots a two for the Nets, and he manages to:

1. Call Kidd “Reggie Miller”
2. Say that he scored for the Pacers.
3. Call it a three-pointer.

It’s so much fun.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like his reaction after it's over....

the other anchors are like “thanks for the report” and he lets out this incoherent sigh because he knows he’s never broadcasting again

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 3, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

It really is a classic.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, so...

multiple choice:

A) Aubrey Huff is on steroids.
B) Aubrey Huff is somehow reverting to his 2003-04 peak.
C) Kyle Davies is not very good.
D) Aubrey Huff has been kidnapped by aliens, and Alien Clone X2426 is now slugging over .500 since the body snatch.
E) Captain Regression has Davies by the balls
F) Man, fuck this.
G) All of the above

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

C

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 3, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Academic dishonesty!!!!11

I got accused of that this year. What bullshit.

Well anyway, yes you can. This is not a standardized test.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

H

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, come on,

this wasn’t a Scantron sheet. This should’ve been easy.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

H is still the correct answer.

As in H) God hates us all.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

F

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goddammitall, people!

Don’t you know that the answer is always “all of the above” unless there’s an “A and C only” choice?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still F

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not my fault

you didn’t put God hates us all as an answer.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 3, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm an athiest, so...

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Billy double, we're showing signs of life

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 3, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey guys.

can I get a yay or nay on an overflow thread right now? I have to leave for the fireworks soon, so I’ll put one up if you guys think we’ll need one.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

depends how we do this inning

some people may flee the site if this gets into blowout mode

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 3, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, This Team

Is above .500.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

**OVERFLOW THREAD IS UP***

Someone post a picture of a woman without many clothes on so people will pay attention.

‘Night all.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Jul 3, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

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