Vote for Jose and your wildest dreams will come true!

by Wazzie on Jul 6, 2008 8:28 PM EDT Comment 22 comments

Here are the three reasons to vote Jose into the All-Star game.

1) He has a swing that alot of players don't have. You will need this swing on the field and maybe in the clubhouse.

2) He has the ability to translate for alot of players. He may get sidetracked and go on a profanity laced tyraid instead, but that is ok....it's funny and good for moral.

3) Will "try" to get to first base legging out a groundball in 12 seconds. At least the thought counts.

Those reasons alone should put Jose into the all-star game.

Late,

Wazzie

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I've voted for him...

At least 2 dozen times, and will continue to do so…

by GoBabies!! on Jul 6, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm voting for him too

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by teahen24 on Jul 6, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I bet McClure is voting for Jose

by DarthYoshi on Jul 6, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

What about teaming up with another blog...

that has a player up for the award in the NL.

That would increase the votes.

And we need JoGui (Hoagy?) in the All-Star Game. He is bound to get in a fight with Derek Jeter, on behalf of non-Yankee fans nationwide.

by rockchalk on Jul 6, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I will be shocked if he finishes higher than 5th

by royalsreview on Jul 6, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

soria will be our rep

and he’ll pitch, maybe, to one batter in the 7th inning

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by marbotty on Jul 6, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

If you don't vote for him

He’ll kick your ass and call you a baby.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 6, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Or Kick Your

Baby and call you an ass.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 6, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Or curse at your baby and then kick your ass.

by Wazzie on Jul 6, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Guillen has as much a chance getting voted in as

Jason Varitek does getting playing time.

by wetleg on Jul 7, 2008 12:59 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

100% ???

Holy crap.

Rowdy Hardy Fan Club member.

by doublestix on Jul 7, 2008 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Vote for Jose

So that at the All Star Game, Ryan Lefebvre can tell us all about how Josh Hamilton has turned his life around, not like those jerks Jose Guillen and Milton Bradley!

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 7, 2008 9:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I thought being signed by Dayton Moore

was in itself a sure sign that a player has “turned his life around.”

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 7, 2008 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Royals value character.

That’s why singing Bonds would be a bad idea. Callaspo, Guillen and trading for Milton Bradley confirm this.

by djk royal on Jul 7, 2008 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

-1

I think I would personally put $100 toward his salary if Barry sang. Especially the National Anthem. I’m guessing he’s maybe even better than Carl Lewis.

8^)

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 7, 2008 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs