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After a disappointing first half at the plate for Tony Pena Jr, the Royals appear to be in talks with several other clubs about a viable offensive replacement for Pena. Options have included giving rookie Mike Aviles more regular duty at SS, or dealing someone like the ultra-dependable reliever Ron Mahay for some middle-infield help.

As the first half draws to a close, Pena's numbers have left many fans searching for better production. Pena is batting .159, a number which only scratches the surface of his below-average production. His OPS+ is...four. (via baseball-reference) It's probably safe to say that Pena is not producing at anywhere near acceptable levels for a Major Leaguer.

Those numbers have rendered the club willing to deal Pena away, and fill his position from within the organization. One prospect that has been discussed is an undersized, often-overlooked, and a very outside-of-the box solution that General Manager Dayton Moore has kept hush-hush in the Royals' closet for a few seasons.

"I'm a little worried about his baserunning abilities; he's a little stiff out there on the basepaths," said JJ Piccolo, assistant GM and director of player development. "But there is a good chance he can still be an offensive upgrade over Pena."

"Oh yeah, he's pretty short, too," said Royals first base coach Rusty Kuntz. "I've seen him before a few times, he's maybe 4 foot 6 in shoes. I'm still excited for the increased production, that little spark that we've needed in the bottom of the lineup."

Moore, a respected baseball thinker who came to the Royals from the Braves' front office, is open to many out-of-the-ordinary solutions to jumpstart his often lackluster offense. "This new kid needs to work on a few things, and bat speed is probably chief among them. But the pitchers in the league can't miss his bat forever."

Moore goes on to describe this new prospect as part of the team's ever-evolving vision for future contention. "We just need to clean things up in a few areas, and really confront some of our problems rather than sweeping them under the rug. The fans deserve a more honest and creative approach."

Some scouts who worked with Royals manager Trey Hillman during his time in Japan were the first to tip Moore and Hillman to this prospect. His signing was a quiet affair, and was quickly buried by bigger stories such as Kansas City signing free agent outfielder Jose Guillen. Pictured below is the prospect receiving his powder blue Royals jersey after finalizing his contract in a memorbilia archive room.

 

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The astute scout who spotted Sweepy McBroomerton observes that his batting stance is a bit shaky, but pitchers might just hit his bat more often than Pena makes contact.

The broom has no Major League experience, but grew up in a baseball-rich Japanese city. It won the MVP at every level of amateur baseball in which it played, and is fondly described as a fearless, gutty presence in the batter's box. "He doesn't back down from any pitcher," says a former youth-league coach.

Though its career batting average is fairly low, McBroomerton continues to find professional baseball work with its ability to bunt and advance baserunners, both fundamental characteristics of Moore and Hillman's current vision for the Royals. Sweepy also holds several records in its native Japan for walks.Contributing to the broom's success is its diminutive stature and lack of defined body parts to help umpires create a strike zone for it.

"We're really excited to see if we can get this guy some playing time, " Moore said. "It might seem a little unusual to be putting a household cleaning item in the batter's box instead of our regular shortstop, but we have to try something to keep this team out of the basement."

 

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YES!

This story is a human triumph.

by Porcus on Jul 8, 2008 3:50 AM EDT   0 recs

I'm think you know minda personally

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 8, 2008 5:14 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

We may or may not have developed the story together

That may or may not be me in the picture holding the jersey on the new prospect. WHAT OF IT?

by Porcus on Jul 8, 2008 10:30 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

And I'm guessing you two will be sharing the 10% agents commission for his MLB contract

I know this is all about pumping his value up so you can make more money.

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 8, 2008 12:35 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

+infinity

Sarcasmâ„¢. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jul 8, 2008 4:02 AM EDT   0 recs

Completely awesome

Rowdy Hardy Fan Club member.

by doublestix on Jul 8, 2008 4:48 AM EDT   0 recs

Yes.

This is like that Royals simulator thread on SomethingAwful, where they made the Pitching Machine the Royals #1 starter. It was amazing, and so is this.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 8, 2008 6:08 AM EDT   0 recs

He's a sensatin that's (blank)ing the nation!

All the girls at Omaha are Stone in Love with Sweepy!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 8, 2008 9:33 AM EDT   0 recs

sensatin=great for bedsheets

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 8, 2008 9:34 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

-1

For getting my hopes up that we could trade Pena.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jul 8, 2008 10:09 AM EDT   0 recs

I was afraid that would happen

Sorry for toying with your heart, Retro.

by minda33 on Jul 8, 2008 12:21 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I say give it a try

how could Sweepy do any worse?
Did Sweepy come from the Omaha Broom Man?

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jul 8, 2008 11:35 AM EDT   0 recs

But it would get almost no HBP's

This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.

by NYRoyal on Jul 8, 2008 12:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Well, you really can't brush it back

It’s fearless.

Hmmm… might be injury-prone, though.

by Porcus on Jul 8, 2008 2:20 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

McBroomerton Now!!!

What doesn't kill us only brings us closer to death

by ksuroyals on Jul 8, 2008 5:21 PM EDT   0 recs

someone has a future writing for the onion

unbelievable work

Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Jul 8, 2008 6:25 PM EDT   0 recs

Thanks

But Porcus deserves a lot of credit for his skillful editing. It was a team effort.

by minda33 on Jul 9, 2008 12:18 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Hilarious

And now we know, Minda, that you’re Canadian, Australian, or British. Or a fan of Fleetwood Mac. You’ve been exposed!

I follow the Tao of Steve (Balboni)

by jackie ballgame on Jul 9, 2008 12:04 PM EDT   0 recs

Wait a minute

Is that an semi-old school Ibanez and a Kustom amp I see?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:42 PM EDT   0 recs

Yeah, that's mine

The amp was…donated to me once upon a time. It’s very special. Woody, the guitar, is my baby.

by minda33 on Jul 9, 2008 11:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

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