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Game 92 Open Thread - White Sox (52-37) at Royals (40-51)

Chicago White Sox at Kansas City Royals, Jul 9, 2008 8:10 PM EDT


Apparently, every few years the Ozzie Sox put together a solid bullpen, hit a bunch of home runs, do freaky well in one-run games, and win the division. It's just something we'll have to get used to. At least this time, no one is trying to give Scott Podsednik all the credit, which I consider a net-win in my book.

Taking the ball for the Royals tonight is Brian Bannister (5.15 ERA), a pitcher who with each passing start looks like someone Dayton should have traded in the off-season rather than a future building block.

Banny's first five starts:

IP BB HR BAA ERA
Human Interest Story Banny 32.3 6 1 .195 2.48

This was the Golden Age, when it looked like the 2007 model was not only sustainable, but perhaps capable of being improved upon. Banny even mixed in eighteen strikeouts for good measure. Banny shutout the Tigers in his first start, allowed only two runs against the Yankees, then posted a complete game, earned-run shutout against the Twins. After a rough start against Oakland, he rebounded with another quality start against the Tribe. Since then however, it's been a different story.

Banny's subsequent thirteen starts:

IP BB HR BAA ERA
Odalis Perez Level Banny 75.2 25 12 .316 6.30

I can remember a game thread last season when someone made a comment to the effect of "I love watching Odie pitch. He totally sucks, but somehow does better than you think he should. He battles." It was a eye-opening comment for me, and another reminder of how we can view essentially similar performances in wildly different ways. Odie was a hard player to root for as he was clearly not a part of the team's future. He was just a guy -- an overweight, vaguely unhealthy looking guy -- passing through town for a few years. A salary the Royals were eating to pay for the prospects (Johnson and Pimentel) they'd acquired for him. Nevertheless, despite really having very little ability left, he did string together some league-average months: a 4.40 ERA May and a 4.50 ERA August last season, for example. The fact that he was the Opening Day starter for the Nationals this year was a blogosphere-wide joke, but with some park-effect help he's managed to post a ERA+ of 116 thus far, his best season since 2004. If you saw the highlights of him last week being ejected after a balk call, it would be hard to say he doesn't care or that he isn't still competing either.

Maybe he's even a smart guy too. We just don't know, since no Spanish-speaking baseball player has ever been given that label.

Returning to Banny, while he's given up hits and homers aplenty, it's difficult to characterize broadly just what the problem has been. Control has been perhaps the dominant or underlying problem -- he's had some of the wildest stretches I've seen from a Big League pitcher in awhile at times -- yet he's also had odd starts when he actually is striking dudes out. A side benefit of wildness, perhaps?

 

 

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the thing i liked about odalis perez...

and dont like about banny is that it seemed like most of the time perez at least kept us in games…talking 5 1/3 3 ERs 6 and 4….whatever it may be. not good starts, but good enough starts with our bullpen the way it was last year, that we could win….now contrast this with banny who either is lights out…as was the case in april….or is just dreadful…as has been the case since. I dont know what is better, but i know that im far more likely to tune in/stay at the game the entire time if were down 4-3 in the 7th as opposed to 7-3

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 6:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think that exact

quote was from me. But I definitely said similar things about Odie last year. The difference was that I didn’t like watching him pitch…but I did appreciate when he kept us in games because I didn’t expect him to. When he would go 6 and give up 3 or 4 I was usually pretty satisfied.

by I need more Esteban on Jul 9, 2008 6:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

go royals! sox suck.

tonight ought to be interesting…

where .500 might; but, probably won't, happen.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 9, 2008 7:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bullpen is shot to hell, Bannister is throwing 110 pitches today...

Even if it involves him giving up 28 runs in one inning. Hope he brings his balls to the ballpark today, cuz if he didn’t it could be a long one.

On the bright side, we get to see Javier Vasquez pitch. On the downside, he’s a really good pitcher. I see a lot of Greinke in Javier – both throw hard, and can throw some of the best breaking balls in the AL. Anybody else see this comparision?

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 9, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i hope not....if zack turns into vasquez 2.0....

i wouldnt be hugely disappointed but i hope he’s destined for better things

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lineups.......a different twist on things tonight..

O. Cabrera ss
N. Swisher cf
C. Quentin lf
J. Dye rf
J. Thome dh
P. Konerko 1b
J. Crede 3b
A. Ramirez 2b
T. Hall c

D. DeJesus cf
M. Aviles ss
A. Gordon 3b
J. Guillen lf
M. Grudzielanek 2b
R. Gload 1b
B. Butler dh
M. Teahen rf
J. Buck c

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 9, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good deal....

we need to get grudz up there with more RBI opportunities…he always comes up huge

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1.

nobody likes Grudz.

by rockchalk on Jul 9, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

except for the people who just assume b/c he's old that he moves runners over....

when he’s actually been really terribly at it this year….they love him

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2008 numbers w/runners on base

Grudz: .242/.324/.343
Gload: .260/.314/.302
Butler: .326/.381/.400
Teahen: .237/.305/.388
Buck: .310/.366/.480

....should Buck be given a shot in the 5 hole?

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 9, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember When He

Hit cleanup for a while last year? He did not respond well.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 9, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I remember him hitting like crazy the first part of the year before Buddy decided he needed to change his stance

I remember that Buddy moved him up once, he 0-ferd, then he was back down at eighth.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess TPJ only starts road games...

tis a shame.

where .500 might; but, probably won't, happen.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 9, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't Trey realize

He’s got a future Frank White on his hands?

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jul 9, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are some days

even an early George Brett sits on the pine

by powderbluepower on Jul 9, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not too shabby

Only thing I don’t like is Gload in the lineup, but at least he’s been hitting like a league average shortstop lately.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jul 9, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bannister off to a brilliant start

We need the guy to eat innings and he walks the leadoff batter on 5 pitches. Good job.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 9, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, he was just setting up the double play

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 9, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey,

there’s the K for Banny

by powderbluepower on Jul 9, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought Hillman's pre-game comments were interesting

When he said Banny needs to go back to pitching to contact rather than keep tinkering and keep trying to strike guys out.

Hillman doesn’t like the Brain?

by minda33 on Jul 9, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Pitching to contact"

I seem to remember that is wasn’t that long ago that the Royals staff excelled in this area… pitching to lots of very, very good contact

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Banny On Pace

For an 8-inning 112 pitch no-hitter.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 9, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

8 Innings?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 9, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He doesn't bring the fire that Gullen does to the locker room, though

To continue to play DDJ so much after the “hives” incident is a slap in the face of the Hoagie Manwich, Team Baby Inspector

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AVILES

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AVILES 4EVAR

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And another hit from Ailes

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 9, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Gordo's waking up

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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Who cares about RBI's, how many HDB's you got?

by kcscoliny on Jul 9, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice hit Alex

Man, It’s nice to hear Denny’s voice tonight.

"I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer." - Dan Quisenberry

by Safe@First on Jul 9, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

When Aviles hits, this team scores runs...

It’s really that simple. It’s amazing what having one more real bat in the lineup does.

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 9, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No-RBI RBI for Jose

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bails out Javier big time

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 9, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll still trade the two outs

for a second run in the first inning. I mean, sure, never like to see the DP, but I’ll accept it.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better than the normal Royal outcome

“runner thrown out at the plate, batter retired at first”...

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Who cares about RBI's, how many HDB's you got?

by kcscoliny on Jul 9, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Totally clutch and unselfish

He’s a poor man’s Jim Rice!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jose doesn't give a #### about all-star fan votes

"I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer." - Dan Quisenberry

by Safe@First on Jul 9, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When you consider that he's not getting votes from anyone in

Pittsburgh, Tampa, Cincinnati, Anaheim, or Washington…

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

trade grudzie now!!!

someone go take a club to some other team’s 2B’s knee

by Sean O Se on Jul 9, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Naw

We have to let him get four more hits before we trade him.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gload will....

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 9, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

pop out

I am shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

While we're on the topic of Gload not exploding,

What’s the general opinion around here about Ryan Shealy right now? He’s batting .444 in his last 10 games.

by minda33 on Jul 9, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I personally think Shealy's a waste

But that’s just me, and it’s not entirely rational.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

waste>Gload

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Todd Benzinger > Gload

And yes, I mean the 2008 version of Todd Benzinger.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it really is rational....

he wasnt really good when he was ‘good’. He sucked Penasize last year. His numbers arent great in Omaha. He’s not the answer, but what the hell. He’s not gload

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Splitt just made a point I can't believe I've never heard before

and I think it’s a good one. Batting order doesn’t matter, but being very familiar with what the guys hitting around you do on the bases or at the plate can be a benefit. Interesting thought.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NO!

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

16 pitches....5 strikes......"left shoulder irritation" according to the stl TV guys

Struck out Jimmy Rollins
Walked Victorino
Walked Utley…..not even close to the plate…..

and exit stage left…..ne’er to be seen again perhaps.

Any sympathy for STL?

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 9, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of my very good friends is a big STL fan, STL native

All I have to say is “Dan Haren”

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 9, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't even have sympathy

for the 1992 Yankees. You expect me to feel sorry for the Cardinals? PSHAW, I say.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know you'll be surprised, but the pope

is catholic. I know, I know… it sounds unlikely.

And yes, I just made a pope:Catholicism::Mulder:DisabledList

by powderbluepower on Jul 9, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, yeah,

and there’s nothing wrong with that analogy.

by minda33 on Jul 9, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(blank) (blank) (blank) said

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

excuse me?

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Jul 9, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burlington A Ball Bees got 2 hits in 6 innings

Both by Johnny G-Man

Who cares about RBI's, how many HDB's you got?

by kcscoliny on Jul 9, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Little Guido!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

prediction for end of season ERA?

4.5?
that’s what ZiPS said, i think

by Sean O Se on Jul 9, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

4.9

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3.80 - he will out think the league

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by buddyball on Jul 9, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're talking ERA, not GPA

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GPA is for stat nerds

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I meant Grade Point Average, not that semi-new batting stat that I can't remember the full words for

But I suppose I screwing up your joke

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...you didn't screw it up

you just failed to get it.

(Is there some new batting stat called GPA? Really?)

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's the one that Hardball Times and some other people use?

I think i/s OBP*1.6 (or something) +SLG. Then divided by “four” to give a “batting average” range number.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you would have to be a freaking genius to figure that out

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by buddyball on Jul 9, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

id really be curious as to how smart banny really is...

i mean, the stuff he talks about isnt exactly rocket science

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, with all due respect to your namesake

when sportswriters are used to talking to the likes of Billy Butler and Carl Everett….

Let me give an illustration: I used to work at a place where we helped kids who had learning disabilities. Then, when I’d meet a kid the same age who was average or had no learning disabilities, I’d always think they were BRILLIANT.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah...i think his reputation is more based on....

the fact that he reads stuff once in awhile…which doesnt necessarily require much intelligence….its just that the rest of the league spends all day playing Halo

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I assume by "playing Halo"

you mean chasing tail, getting drunk, and recovering from being hung over

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unless you're in Philadelphia

Then it means “playing WoW with Schilling and Glanville”

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wasnt talking about those guys....

i was talking about the guys who are too dedicated to be out all night getting laid, but are too lazy to look at a spreadsheet

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha!!!!

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by buddyball on Jul 9, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heard someone suggest that today,

but does he have any options left? (I should know these things, but…sigh.)

by minda33 on Jul 9, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i honestly dont know what that would help

his pitches arent going to get any better down there more than likely

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bannister has been talking a lot about changing his approach.

He keeps saying he feels like the only way he can continue to be successful is to strike more guys out. But Major League ballgames are not exactly the greatest time to try to change that much, right? If he wants to work on that new approach in earnest, AAA might not be a bad place for it.

by minda33 on Jul 9, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You just want Banny to come to Omaha

so you can hang out

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guilty as charged.

I failed to converse with him when he was here last year, so I want to make up for that.

by minda33 on Jul 9, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

in the basement

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by buddyball on Jul 9, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

take him....i dont care if he loses games for omaha....

although it looks like we may have good banny tonite

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Porcus, where are you??

The commercial that is “traditionally” your “traditional” favorite was just on. And it was flying in the face of “tradition.”

by minda33 on Jul 9, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's in the other basement

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BILLEH

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

doubles < sac bunts

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My bad

“sack” butns

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how many times will you be thinking

“why didn’t he do that last night?”
I’m up to 2 – Grudz and William

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by buddyball on Jul 9, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

grudz-’b/c there were runners on base’

billy-’b/c my shithead manager told me to bunt’

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Do you want to know how to tell if it's College Night?"

”...when kids start showing up with Elton John glasses and a wiener on their head?”
-Ryan LeFebvre

by minda33 on Jul 9, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sir Elton Probably

Would like that.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 9, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, you mean guys can move over on a ground out that isn't even an attempted bunt?

Obviously, the Sox haven’t practiced their bunt defense enough

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Buck sees 8 pitches and gets an RBI

Can’t complain about that.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like it when Buck does well

It gives post hoc rationalization for my irrational liking for him.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My Favorite Name

For Butler; “Wheelz”.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 9, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Butler is

not exactly fast. Let’s just get that out of the way.

by powderbluepower on Jul 9, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap, we actually moved the runner and scored!

GENIUS!!

winning records follow good bullpens

by slayor on Jul 9, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yay buck

well done. go royals. first place here we come!

where .500 might; but, probably won't, happen.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 9, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just so we're clear

it’s not like a challenge ladder, and we don’t get to be in first place just by beating the team in first place.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this win counts as 16

you didn’t get the memo?

where .500 might; but, probably won't, happen.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 9, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what this game needs

bonus games.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And cage matches

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

banny pitching smart

as always

where .500 might; but, probably won't, happen.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 9, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

jeez

somewhere Gil Meche is rolling over in his grave

by PopeSoria on Jul 9, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love when they do the legacy seat thing

‘cause invariably, the person waves… stops… realizes the camera’s still on them… waves some more… stops… realizes the camera’s still on them… waves some more… stops… realizes the camera’s still on them… waves some more… stops… realizes the camera’s still on them… waves some more… stops…

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glendon Rusch is starting for the Rockies tonight

WTF?
First Redman last night, now Rusch? And people still think they have a shot of hitting .500 this season?

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by slayor on Jul 9, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and we had a fatelvys sighting a few days ago....

and people said our early 2000’s pitching staffs werent major league caliber

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where's Chris George?

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know if they think they can be .500

but they think they have a shot in the Powerful NL West where .475 might get it done

Who cares about RBI's, how many HDB's you got?

by kcscoliny on Jul 9, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Such disrespect for the mighty Dodgers

They have Berrora, how can they lose?

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Laugh all you want,

But Nomar won’t be out forever!

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH GOD AVILES IS TURNING INTO A PUMPKIN

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DFA HIS ASS

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by slayor on Jul 9, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mock all you want....

but odds are still heavily in my favor that he wont be a quality major leaguer….

hamelin and berroa had good complete seasons….aviles is 5 months short of that

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shut up

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Who cares about RBI's, how many HDB's you got?

by kcscoliny on Jul 9, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hope im wrong...i most definiitely do....

but he’s got a couple pretty obvious weak spots at the plate…i think the pitchers forgot about them the past 3 days

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don't get to talk anymore

you mentioned horrible two rookies of the year in one sentence.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rookie of the Year with a 101 OPS+

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

His OPS+ is plunging toward the "Guillen line"

AKA 100

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fiery, leadership-filled single

Wow! First pitch swinging for Jose Guillen. Didn’t see that coming.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jose detractors....watch the guy run...he is so far from being healthy....

if he were grudz, dejesus or sweeney he’d be on the bench for an extended period of time

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

+1.

I know I’m late to the party, this is 20 minutes later, but I’m sick of all the Guillen hate.

He could seriously be on the DL right now, yet he isn’t and is in the lineup (if not the outfield) just about every single day.

by rockchalk on Jul 9, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can Gload do his clutch gritty thang?

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by slayor on Jul 9, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think they shouldn't bat Grudz and Gload next to each other

Two gritty veteran grinders in a row… it’s like two lefties, but worse

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grud is trying to atone.

Gonna have to do a little more than that for making me stay up late to see a dp with bases loaded.

by KCScuba on Jul 9, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMN IT

every time I hear the name “Ichi-Gload,”
I want to die.

by minda33 on Jul 9, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The rock and hard place

Gload RBI’s help the Royals win, but also help Ross Gload stave off being DFAed

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gload = teh clutch grinder

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by slayor on Jul 9, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he's

a sandwich with leet?

by powderbluepower on Jul 9, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I was to tell you

a pitcher would throw 60 pitches thru 3 and give up 5 runs who would you have guessed?

Who cares about RBI's, how many HDB's you got?

by kcscoliny on Jul 9, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gil Meche!

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

LAWLRECDONE

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Five run lead

WE’RE DOOMED

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did he just explode?

I’m not sure what that would look like.

by KCScuba on Jul 9, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ben Sheets has K'd 9 through 4 against the Rockies

Nasty

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by slayor on Jul 9, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder how much

the Yankees will throw at him or CC

Who cares about RBI's, how many HDB's you got?

by kcscoliny on Jul 9, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They'll go for CC

The Yanks have always liked guys with junk in the trunk

(And “she-male” types, too, I guess)

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CC is a throwback

He’s a real “baseball guy”’s pitcher. IE, a pitcher that Ryan Lefebvre would love. A horse. Which really just means he’s overweight and can throw a shitload of innings without getting hrt.

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by slayor on Jul 9, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i could agree with ryan on CCs awesomeness....

although, i dont know that ryan would like it….it doesnt show commitment…hed be letting his team down, and he should look to banny to see how to be a major league pitcher

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just wish he would wear his cap straight

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by buddyball on Jul 9, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just had an epiphany

Teahen is to Royals position players what Banny is to Royals pitchers

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess I meant how much they are liked and hyped by fans and press relative to actual results

Hyped like future stars, actually a platoon/4th outfielder and back of the rotation starter.

Still like ‘em both, though.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So much for the no-hitter

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and to think...

it was most definitely a sure thing… stupid white sox. they were supposed to be a part of history tonight.

where .500 might; but, probably won't, happen.

by blue bandwagon on Jul 9, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And there goes the shutout.

Once he went to 3-0, I knew bad things were going to happen. Hopefully he can settle down.

by Eppenweb on Jul 9, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Man that was an awful pitch to Quentin

Almost like Bannister said.. I’m not walking this guy. Well, boom there she goes

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by slayor on Jul 9, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

there

goes the no runs given up.

by powderbluepower on Jul 9, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and it begins...

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and it begins...

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Off-topic

Placido Polanco was sworn in as a US Citizen on the field before the Tigers game tonight.

I actually think that’s pretty damned cool.

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thats another thing...

i dont get these venezuelans who continue to buy huge compounds down there and then act surprised when their mother or sister gets kidnapped

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's their home, I don't blame them for not wanting to leave

But it’s weird to think they need a staff of security guards and can’t really leave the premises

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by slayor on Jul 9, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah...it just doesnt seem worth it to me...

either live in your home…in a reasonable house that doesnt scream…’come take me for ransom’ or leave your home and live in a crazy nice house

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I'm pretty sure they're safer in the huge compound than in a unguarded house

It’s not like no one would know who they were.

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know you've had a solid career when...

you get your requisite 15 or 20 years whatever it is…and are still one of the best at your position when you become a citizen

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jul 9, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is it just me, or does his head look like it came out of that Simpons' episode

where Homer’s team played the MLB All-Stars? Griffey and all those guys drank some crazy stuff that made their heads very oddly shaped.

Mucho props to Polanco, though.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 9, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it was just Griffy drinking Mr. Burns "nerve tonic" gave him elephantitis

One of my favorite early eps. Best plotline was Daryll Strawberry, kiss-ass

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“I can’t look, I can’t look, Clemens, tell me did I make the team?”

“You sure did!”

“Whoo-hoo, in your FACE, Strawberry?”

“Wait a minute, are you Ken Griffey, Jr.?”

“No.”

“Oh, sorry, didn’t mean to get your hopes up.”

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUCKY

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by jonfmorse on Jul 9, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Buck!

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by slayor on Jul 9, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

John Buck

is an angry man. The baseball earned his wrath.

by powderbluepower on Jul 9, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So, it is July and August for Buck's two good months?

How soon until his OPS+ passes Olivo?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

by devil_fingers on Jul 9, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

overflow thread up

bit early tonight… but wednesday is my Monsterquest night

by royalsreview on Jul 9, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what the hell is monsterquest?

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

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