Game 128 Overflow Thread
Another Bannister start, another good time at the ballpark for the opposition. To be fair, Bannister's two home runs allowed have been Miguel Cabrera solo shots. Just think, if he could avoid making those mistake pitches, he might be good! And we can't hit Verlander so far. And Ross Gload is 3-for-3, as his empty batting average rises to help guarentee his starting spot next year. And Gordon's hurt. Other than that, this game has been great.
Party on.
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Ross Gload would look great
In a Phillies uniform. They dig utility players like him, don’t they?
Banny being Banny.
popeyes ez, just for the biscuits
bojangles when i’m down souf
realistically speaking
POPEYES RULES
spicy chicken, biscuits, and red beans and rice
breakfast of champion losers
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
???
what book?
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah...
finally got to Slaughterhouse a couple years back. Great stuff.
“And so it goes” should have been a tag for this overflow
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
And so on.
Slaughterhouse I haven’t read yet, but Vonnegut is pretty damned good.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
Soria needs to pitch in this game
get the man some work so he doesn’t blow up next time like last time out
realistically speaking
Something just occured to me:
Posnanski never wrote the annual “this season is over” column, did he?
Banny being Banny.
I doubt it, 3 walks, 2 k's
He’s not results oriented!!
realistically speaking
I'm down for a meaningless solo homer
realistically speaking
Can't wait for the TPJ bobblehead
It will go down in humor glory like my Barry Zito SF Giants Fathead wall poster.
Banny being Banny.
Hayden?
I put a Scarlett Jo pic in the other thread in tribute to RR
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't watch Heroes
tried to find a good picture of Angela Kinsey, couldn’t really. She is surprisingly attractive outside of “The Office,” though
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
It can't always be Scarlett
I should get around to actually watching Heroes sometime. I dunno if I buy the hype, though. I hate hype.
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She's a bit overrated
And marrying Van Wilder is just WRONG
And having Woody Allen perve over her constantly is gross
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep yep yep
We can’t put all of our E’s in one B, you know.
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And people complained about Hayden
obviously I have a tough crowd here tonight… :P
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I saw the top one
I thought the “kid’s choice awards” background was more ironic though.
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God bless anyone who went to this game live.
They’re currently forcing prisoners in Gitmo to watch this.
Banny being Banny.
No joke, I"m done going to games this season unless they bring up kila
already went to 18ish
realistically speaking
They tricked me into buying one of those $40 fan appreciation packages
I have yet to use a “Buy 1 Get 1” pass.
Banny being Banny.
just got here
Kila bomb #9 tonight
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin
Unbelievable
Gload continues to cock block Kila and Shealy from the majors. More power to him, he must be a great Christian.
Banny being Banny.
Kila i understand but shouldn't we at least see what shealy has
no sense
realistically speaking
somebody give tonya harding a call
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
banni for the 8th! Come on....save the pen. We'll need it tomorrow and sunday...
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Just tell us if he doesn't homer
it’s just easier that way
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
its sad when our season has been reduced to following the AB's
of a non prospect AAA slugger
realistically speaking
I think Kaaihue has to be considered
a prospect at this point.
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according to some...
He’s our bigest prospect according to me.
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In case you missed it
devil_fingers Irrational All-Stars 2008
C John Buck
1B Lance Berkman
2B Orlando "O-Dog" Huson
3B Alex Gordon (someone has to like him)
SS AVILANCHE
LF Matt Stairs
CF Curtis Granderson
RF Nick Swisher
DH Justin Huber
P Sean Marcum (love guys with bad acne)
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I dunno, Eckstein isn't funny enough
Huber has to be on there. Love Swisher and the other guys too much.. Not sure where to put Milton.
Hoagy just missed the cut.
I’ll have to think of some more pitchers.
Berkman’s a bit too awesome, for some reason he strikes me as hilarious. Manny just missed the cut, too. Probably need MITCH on the bench.
Duckworth, Fulchino, and Banny are in the rotation. Zack, too, just for the interviews.
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
A pretty decent lineup
but only one pitcher? Good luck.
PS: Rocky Cherry is a must have, just for the name.
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nice job guillen
10 stranded?
realistically speaking
Again, God bless anyone who went to this ballgame.
Ugly ballpark, underperforming babies, warning track power headcases…
I guess fireworks are cool.
Banny being Banny.
I thought Glover was on the Rays
but he still sucks.
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kila whiffed on 3 pitches
realistically speaking
thx
back down to AA for him
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Five hitter baby
wait a minute, we aren’t winning?
realistically speaking
booooooo that was strike 3
realistically speaking
This is when Banni goes CG and Buck turns around and hands his equipment to the umpire and says switch me spots.
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
Well, three homers sucks
but overall Bannister has been okay tonight. There, I said it.
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he's had some battle in him.... otherwise known as grit
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Right, two
which still sucks and he’s lucky both were solos, but oh well.
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Um, is it me, or is Banny actually, no joking, having a halfway decent game
I didn’t say “great,” or even “good,” but WTF?
5 hits? Probaby his best game in terms of WHIP since the break, for sure, maybe since April.
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8IP, 4r, 5h, 3bb, 2k
typical bannyball game imo if he’s going to be good, and by good i mean 4.5 era. which is fine. if he can do this often.
realistically speaking
The worst part about this game is the walk that directly lead to a run
and th wildpitch. Take those away, its a 2 run game.
realistically speaking
If this can really be credited to McClure's pregame "advice"
give that man a raise
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
He pretty much is just throwing his junk fastball / cutter / slider right over hte plate tonight
Only real difference I noticed was A. throwing his changeup to righties, and B. better location. Not to mention he’s finally pitching inside.
realistically speaking
Were they good hwen he was having his great rookie year?
No
SO I don’t know what you guys want. Results, or pretty peripherals? Cuz you aren’t gona get both. Which brings us back to, he probably just sucks.
realistically speaking
No, they weren't that good
but they were significantly better than 2 ks 3 BBs and 2 HRs. What do I want? Results and good peripherals. A man can dream, can’t he?
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His K rate is never going to be high, the stuff isn't there
Which is why I hate the maddux comparision. Because maddux has totally awesome stuff, just like Jamie Moyer does- neither light up the gun but they both have sick movement and command. Bannister needs to find one or the other if he’s going to outpitch his numbers imo
realistically speaking
Yep
Ohmigod, you changed your signature.
/ADD
At least Bannister’s done relatively well tonight. We have some sort of weird power over the Tigers that allows us to compete with them.
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And I thought they just weren't that great
realistically speaking
Cleveland isn't that great either
we actually have a winning record against the Tigers this year.
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I'm with you in having doubts
And basing team buildling on possible exceptions is a bad idea, even worse than giving Jose Guillen 3/36, but wasn’t Jamie Moyer know as a guy who was somehow able to outpitch his FIP (and other such devices) constantlyl?
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
These are the games that give us hope for Banni. maybe NYRoyal inspired him and Banni’s trying to save the relationship.
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+1
This game has been a labor of love, literally.
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Ech
I might be sick. He’s still not good for us. :P
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd never be able to narrow
my own “that’s what she saids” down enough.
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If Guillen had Gordon's injury, he would play OF through it
turnning pop outs into doubles and triples, and not running out groundres to the tune of a .450 OPS.
Then Mellinger would write columns about how the fans shouldn’t boo Guillen because he’s sucha tough guy who brings a needed edge to the team.
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Billy jams himself again
after missing several very fat pitches
realistically speaking
Can we please get some soria in the ninth
realistically speaking
I'm pretty sure all the Dunn/Burrell/Hudson money
is going to Russ.
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can someone look this up for me.....
I don’;t really know how to look this up…..
If games were won/lost by # of hits, what would our record be this year?
Why was the runner going on 2-2?
We need baserunners. Glover had just thrown two bad balls.
Banny being Banny.
probably lost track and thought it was 3-2
realistically speaking
That's what she said
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by NHZ on Aug 22, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hopefully
We can trade Russ after tonight’s performance, and get Shealy up here (finally).
Banny being Banny.
10 hits, 3 walks
ONE RUN BABYYYYYYYYY
realistically speaking
Let's try it again in response to Buck's triple

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Or, better

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
that's classic.
I recommend the 4 Horsemen DVD’s. It’s great to hear Arn Anderson talk about that shit like it’s all real.
Arn=awesome
but also great lesson: “Alcohol kills brain cells, kids.”
The Flair set rules. After Eddie bit it and Vince exploited it to death (sorry), then the Benoit thing, I have a hard time putting money into wrasslin’. Not saying other people shouldn’t, it’s just hard for me.
“Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeene! We’re in Charlotte, North Carollina. And what do we say to Hogan in this town?”
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Still, someone needs to teach Arn the difference between REALITY and FANTASY
poor Arn. Love the guy. But Tully really got the shaft.
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
He needs to at least pretend like he believes we can come back
realistically speaking
I suppose
Down three runs, this isn’t exactly Soria time.
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Dude this is the closest game we've been in in days
Soria got torched his last time out, has pitched like 3 times in the last month, what better time to get him work? It makes no sense
realistically speaking
I meant that
Hillman will never bring him in. Not that he shouldn’t.
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Is soria hurt?
I seriously don’t understand. He’s pitched like 3 times in August – what’s the deal.
realistically speaking

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
You just referenced Pokemon
(sigh) and I got it. I love having younger siblings.
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Or I dunno, you referenced urban dictionary?
That’s pretty high on the google search.
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Great nickname suggestion
any idea why that thing (mudkip) was one of the mascots of Anonymous anti-Scientology movement?
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
It's Kip Freaking Wells
he’ll hold down the fort.
At least Epic Fail Manager didn’t bring in Peralta
God one reason I am in love with the 2008 Rays
Joe Maddon’s use of Grant Balfour. Dude throws all 4 seam fastballs all the time, huge strike out machine. Easily best BP pitcher on the staff – is he closing? No, he’s coming into the game with runners on, whenever the game is ont he line. Just came in with 2 on, 1 out and whiffed Quentin and Dye back to back. Truly an old school fireman.
realistically speaking
No wonder the Angels were so eager to let him go
He’ll probably start saying things like “I dont’ think the #2 hitter needs to be a fast guy, just a guy who gets on base” and other loser talk, soon.
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe he insulted Eckstein
before the Angels were emotionally over David.
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LOL
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
radio talking about Duckworth starting
Go Royals!
Cue the return of PREDATOR
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this seriously going to happen
dear god
realistically speaking
Speaking of returns
who wants to takes odds on the time and date of Joel/jmoney/steve philips post?
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German gets pinch-hit for with TPJ in 3, 2...
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Such a nice piece of hitting too
realistically speaking
Dotel just went homer double homer against the rays
got nobody out
realistically speaking
Can't wait for the Royals to tie it up
so TPJ can come in as a defensive replacement
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Wheeeeeeeee
http://nsidc.org/pubs/notes/24/avalanche.gif
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Too bad we can't have a couple of those 10 runners stranded back
realistically speaking
Glad German is onlly on AB #162
He’s only got a couple weeks of ABs left before they shut him down
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If we're patient, Rodney will beat himself
realistically speaking

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
D'oh... .supposed to be in reply to slayor
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I was gonna ask
exactly what the two pics together meant.
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Yes, Jogui is the tying run
He can’t do anything but jack one here
realistically speaking
doesnt that make you feel warm and fuzzy
realistically speaking
I have faith
that he probably maybe won’t DP here
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
here comes our warning track shot
Go Royals!
warning track >>> GIDP
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
all of them
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't decide what's more funny
That somehow we have 12 hits
or that somehow we only have 2 runs
realistically speaking
Mark Teahen
Going for another 0-5 night. Lets hope he does something here to justify him being one of my favorite Royals.
Banny being Banny.
Nice pitch selectoin jose
you fucking suck
realistically speaking
I WONDER WHY WE CAN'T SCORE TO SAVE OUR LIVES
realistically speaking
What's the individual record for inside the parkers in one season in the live ball era?
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hahhahahaa now teahen swings at ball four
HORRIBLE
realistically speaking
Fuck shit ass shit crap shit piss
All down to Billy.
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hillman needs to bench all these pieces of shit
realistically speaking
Now billy will try to hit a 3 run jack and pop himself up
on a pitch down the mdidle
realistically speaking
Yeah you know gload will deliver
realistically speaking

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Way to channel your inner redneck man-whore powers, billy!
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Too bad guillen NOR teahen could advance the runners
or gasp it’d be TIED
realistically speaking
HAHAHA JASON SMITH WHAT THE FUCK
realistically speaking
I am disgusted.
Really disgusted. DeJesus’ lead was inches, if anything, and he got a delayed jump to the plate. HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Banny being Banny.
what a fucking joke
worst game of the year
realistically speaking
my brain is fucking exploding
realistically speaking
Alberto is going to be pissed!
Cabrera hit his car that he parked on top of the water spectacular last night.
Banny being Banny.
Alberto's in Omaha
I think Alberto drove a KC metro bus up I-29, and was given a police escort to Rosenblatt from Platte City to Omaha
what the hell happend? I'm on Gameday
just got “DeJesus out at home”
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wild pitch
DDJ had a 2 step lead with nothing moving forward and no jump. Thrown out by a mile at home.
DeJesus had NO LEAD at 3B.
First pitch from Rodney (unsurprisingly) got away from the catcher and went all the way to the backstop. DeJesus got a delayed run to home and was out by a country mile.
Banny being Banny.
HOW DO YOU MAKE THE LAST OUT OF THE GAME AT HOME PLATE
WITH A FOUR FOR FOUR HITTER AT THE PLATE
realistically speaking
and it's ALL ON THE RUNNER
realistically speaking
if hillman is not LIVID on his radio interview after this gam
fire his ass
realistically speaking
Today's VILLAIN OF THE GAME:
Mark Teahen (0-5, will likely be blamed on having to PLAY A NEW POSITION~!)
Banny being Banny.

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