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Game 134 Overflow Thread

Gator has blasted a double and now has his fourth extra-base hit of the season.

Please excuse me as I stand up and cheer.

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My bum is all alone

Was this supposed to be a silent thread?

by Porcus on Aug 29, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mmmmmmmmm

mmmmmmmmm

that’s like meditating.

by Warden11 on Aug 29, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zen meditation question thingy

What is the sound of TPJ’s OBP?

by Porcus on Aug 29, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ZZZZZZ's

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooo

by Warden11 on Aug 29, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMG

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're going to have to ask you to leave

the monastery, Brother Porcine.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fine

The superiors never listened to me and I never got any chanting time anyway. Hell no.

by Porcus on Aug 29, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, so what vile slander aagainst

Palin has made morse so funny?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just the usual crap

where some tool on Wired quotes the first paragraph of an article which hints at something, ignoring the last 3/4 of the article which completely explains it away.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, word.

I don’t know very much about Palin at all.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

tis the season

for half-truths

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Aug 29, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I'm looking at the right Wired tool

Why doesn’t anyone ever say “evolutionism” ?

by Porcus on Aug 29, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MILF

I actually think she’s a pretty solid pick. But she’s also pretty hot.

Think of Varsity Blues gentlemen.

by Warden11 on Aug 29, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

McCain is shrewd. Suddenly the male age 18-24 voter group is captured.

by Porcus on Aug 29, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

See, you’re forgetting something vital. All the males in this country between 18-24 are guilt-ridden spineless metrosexual hipsters.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU'RE RIGHT

I AM SO PATHETIC. I gotta go shave my legs with my eco-friendly straight razor.

by Porcus on Aug 29, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not only that, but by the time they're in Washington

(if McCain is elected, of course) her oldest daugher will be 18.

At which point I may or may not say something it would be wholly inappropriate for me to say at this time.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What an *amazing* movie

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ssssshhh don't say anything Cortes has a no no thru 4

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin

by kcscoliny on Aug 29, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to jinx it you asshole!!!111oneoneone

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there is no possible way that he will keep that up

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Aug 29, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what she said! badum tish!

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually, you may have seen somewhere that there are drugs now to

help with that problem
apparently if you take them, you get to sit in a bathtub by yourself in a field – not sure I get that

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Aug 29, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would be a pain

to move a bathtub into a field.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no shit

and the woman is in the other one!

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Aug 29, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And you know how women are...

she’ll probably make you carry her bathtub too.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now, if they were vanilla-scented...

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But for no more than four hours

That is a serious medical problem, and you must seek – stop laughing! It’s serious!

by Porcus on Aug 29, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Uh, this is kind of cool...

why do I have to call a doctor?"

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

From "Walk Hard"

“It gives you a boner! For boners lasting more than four hours, call more ladies!”

by Porcus on Aug 29, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lawl

haven’t seen that yet, heard it was pretty good.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I went to a meeting where we had a reception in the new headquarters

for Pfizer and an officer in the company talked to us and he called it the house that Viagara built, and how it was a serious medical problem – and we weren’t able to stop laughing. We were hoping that they would have bowls filled with pills on the tables.

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Aug 29, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm speechless

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh boy it's Fernando Rodney!

Time for a comeback that will fall one run short with a runner on third!

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is unacceptable!

Dane Iorg’s nephew CANNOT be in the Tigers’ system!!!11 He’s a legacy of a True Blue HERO.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so leyland gonna come yell at him and then he'll get his control again like last week

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin

by kcscoliny on Aug 29, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gator, just stand there and try not to move.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He did exactly what you told him to

and NOW look what happened.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He didn't try hard enough.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Missing Link!

can we get Guillen to the plate?

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Aug 29, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just get on base Alberto...

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That doesn't count

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what...oh never mind

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Aug 29, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alberto only got to hold hands

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Positive takeaway:

Our bullpen didn’t allow a single run tonight.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thus begins

our March to 84 Wins.

by Porcus on Aug 29, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The power of positive thinking

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got 'em right where we want 'em

and by “’em” I mean “everyone who would prevent us from finishing 3rd or a respectable 4th in the AL Central.”

by Porcus on Aug 29, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to HEADBUTT THEM TO DEATH

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad

it would’ve been awesome to get the tying run to the plate with Jome Run Jose up.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So he could ground out?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I tried so hard to comment that with a straight face

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OF COURSE he would’ve grounded out, stupidhead.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you don't know that...

mrphhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ouch, I hurt myself

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Aug 29, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"buddyball" is on the 15-day DL

with a serious vocal chord strain sustained when he tried not to laugh at Hoagy. Just so everyone knows.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but he hopes to get back in the line-up before the end of the season

to end it on a good note.

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Aug 29, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no way - it would be fair to Buddyballsie

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Aug 29, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's wouldn't

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Aug 29, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

at least it made it to an overflow.

by Warden11 on Aug 29, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's ok

Now I get to see my Kansas City commercial!

The highlight of my 2008 Royals season.

Speaking of commercials, with all of the McCain commercials they show during the Royals games we might get a good look at his VP pick! Hooray!

by Warden11 on Aug 29, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bouncing off Mazdas?

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Aug 29, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it was a final at the end of the fifth

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Aug 29, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only in dreams

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 29, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's like Catch-22

we don’t bring him in when we are behind because we might catch up and won’t be able to use him, or we might have a lead tomorrow and will want to use him then.

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Aug 29, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather use him in the 5th when we have the lead and can shut them down

gives us more innings in the lead. I would never count on us needing a closer tomorrow or any day after tomorrow.

by Warden11 on Aug 29, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is June Jones coaching SMU?

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin

by kcscoliny on Aug 29, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is he still wearing Hawaiian shirts?

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Aug 29, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he's coaching SMU

He’s got to be wearing yuppie/cowboy gear.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Aug 29, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is the Qb's name really Bo Levi Mitchell

Definitely from Texas

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin

by kcscoliny on Aug 29, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haven't made it that far tonight.

Still working my way towards ESPN, what’s the score?

by Warden11 on Aug 29, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

28 20 i believe

just turned it to the Dbacks game. For some reason I love Mark Grace

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin

by kcscoliny on Aug 29, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cortes goes 6 - 0 hits and they yanked him

looks like the manager jinxed it.

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin

by kcscoliny on Aug 29, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

for once

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Aug 29, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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