Game 112 Overflow Thread
Not that I give the Royals any credit for playing him, since if TPJ was hitting .220 instead of .150 the man would still be in the minors, but Mike Aviles is redeeming years of Huberite, Brazellean and Pickeringesque fan frustration.
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While in KC.....
DJ Carrasco was known to shit his pants more frequently than you’d consider normal for an adult
by Nighthawk at the Diner on Aug 3, 2008 3:35 PM EDT reply actions
Gameday is so exciting
“On-field Delay”
Hey, at least the Royals will be on SportsCenter, now
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
That S/B Olivo
Both times, but it might be funnier as is.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 3, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
It Was Jose Guillen
God just when you start to hte him he goes and totally redeems himself
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin
Always unselfish
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn I wish they would pound AJ
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin
"Hold me back! Hold me back! Really, fellas, hold me back!"
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
But he's a nice guy who doesn't have enough fire to lead a team!!111
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
AWESOME
Olivo just clubbed the snot out of AJ while Jose was holding him. LAWL
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
That was a thing of beauty
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by Scott McKinney on Aug 3, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I think
Miguel Olivo was like a Fat Joker there… He was like a dog running after a car—he wouldn’t know what to do if he caught it. Carrasco = a car.
it’s broke up…. Carrasco hit Olivo on the wrist up by his face as he was ducking. Olivo threw his helmet and came out to meet Carassco who was going to pick up the ball that rolled all the way back to the mound…
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
Ozzie Guillen is losing his shit
That is so funny.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
And Jose was actually going a good job being peacemaker there, to be fair
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
Now that I think about it
Olivo is an ex-White Sox guy…
Ex-Royal ordered to hit an ex-Sox after a couple of big hits?
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
that's not the first time the Sox have hit Miggy this year
And then to basically get hit twice in one at-bat?
Yeah, that was deliberate.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
third pitch up and inside
Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein
by loyal2theroyals on Aug 3, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Olivo hit A.J. hard on the top of the head
It was the only real blow of the whole “brawl”. That’s fucking hilarious.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
One of the better insights of Bill Simmons
No one ever gets hurt in a basebrawl
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
this is insane
Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein
i should've been at this freaking game
Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein
by loyal2theroyals on Aug 3, 2008 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Who cares?
We’re up 7-0…Just put Ho Ram in there to plunk him
I Think Olivo
Already did.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 3, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
he did!
just saw the replay
Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein
by loyal2theroyals on Aug 3, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
These teams hate each other
I really don't know what to say... Did the post above this signature make sense? Probably not.
by RoyalsFanInMarinerTown on Aug 3, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions
Harmless punches to the head > possible manslaughter
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
After the last couple of weeks
I don’t think it’d be a good idea to throw a ball at a player during a brawl. I bet Bud wouldn’t laugh at that.
Pinch runner John Buck
that’s something you don’t hear everyday.
Olivo
Is not a fan of A.J….. or D.J. Really, he just hates guys who go by initials. Miguel Olivo: Initial Puncher.
Now, if we hit AJ...
there’s going to be a real brawl…
I'm all for fighting but not the best timing here.
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin
did everyone see that moustakas hit a couple homers yesterday?...16 and 17
TPJ...you're dead to me
I told you something was going to happen for that bunt attempt up by 6 in the bottom of 5..
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
+1
LOL
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Grenike wants some Chipotle...
That’s his fastest way out of the game
+1
You guys are cracking me up today
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Why get Greinke ejected when he's on his way to a shutout?
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Any of you guys ever been in a baseBRAWL?
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
Let's here the story.
We had one at Fort Hays State one time. Their coach came after ours after we hit their stud with 91 in the back. He deserved it.
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
Our catcher caught a ball at the plate and had the runner out by 7 or 8 steps
and the runner just plowed him. Catcher ended up on his back with the runner on top of him. Catcher started throwing punches immediately. Benches cleared and for a few minutes it was pretty crazy. Our CF had time to come in and throw some punches.
I had a homer taken away from me
for having too much pine tar on my plastic whiffle ball bat.
Does that count?
Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein
by loyal2theroyals on Aug 3, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I tacked a guy once
who charged my pitcher, and shot him in the kidney a couple of times before the pile landed on us. (I was playing 2B, and the pitcher retreated.)
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
The only real negative here is that Olivo is going to be suspended for a game or 2
But for a backup catcher, that’s not a big deal. He’ll just appeal until the team is about to face a couple of RHP’s in a row and then drop his appeal. No harm done.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
He has
the power to make you wish he had power.
by powderbluepower on Aug 3, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow we are wipin their ass that was a GLOADSPLOSION
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin
GLOAD -- more ex-Sox vengeance!
This will make the inevitable RETURN OF JOEL42 even better
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
My favorite road is........
GLOSS ROAD
by Nighthawk at the Diner on Aug 3, 2008 3:47 PM EDT reply actions
Olivo's got plus reach...
He got some extension on his punch landed on AJ
i can't believe there was someone telling me Gload wasn't any good
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Ross Gload won't stand for these fisticuffs!
notice that nobody ever throws at Ross Gload, that’s because they don’t want to perish
Whooping ass
winning records follow good bullpens
Olivo and Carrasco
And then Ozzie Guillen for arguing.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by Scott McKinney on Aug 3, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Ooh! Ooh! Me
Me me!
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 3, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
If only Junior had been in center
G-Load would have had an inside-the-parker
Damn, sensible OzGui!
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
swisher was out there...and it wasnt an out
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
it was probably the sprint in from CF that allowed that ball to drop. Swish was gassed.
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
Long break for GReinke
winning records follow good bullpens
Jose Guillen running into the area was a bit odd
but he appearently was trying to calm down Pierzynski
Nicaragua!
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 3, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
A couple of posters thought he'd be great from seeing him in Omaha, even before he had his first MLB at bat
I was not one of them.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by Scott McKinney on Aug 3, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
What's with you underselling him so much?
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by Scott McKinney on Aug 3, 2008 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Does anyone here think Greinke should hit one of the White Sox in retaliation or to "protect his players"?
I say definitely NO.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
No, we've already gotten retaliation
Knocked them out of first today, shredded their bullpen, and beat up their catcher
winning records follow good bullpens
Ram ram likes to hit guys
winning records follow good bullpens
Who's The Catcher
For Colorado he threw behind twice?
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 3, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Yorvit Torrealba
(sp?)
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I like your moxie
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by Scott McKinney on Aug 3, 2008 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes..
Simply because I’m bored and I want to see an all out brawl and to avenge the injustice done to GAMBOA!!
i say put tony pena jr in to bean someone
by GobbleforCyoung on Aug 3, 2008 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
+1
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
NO
especially not with a possible shutout
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Avilanche vs. Lefties
.419 with a 1.211 OPS
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
anyone for pulling zack?
this has been a really long inning
TPJ...you're dead to me
its going to have been like 40 mins
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I doubt he's had any trouble staying warm
winning records follow good bullpens
Typically with a 40-minute rain delay, the SP doesn't get pulled.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by Scott McKinney on Aug 3, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah...we'll see...hopefully it turns out well...
but if im trey, the thought definitely crosses my mind…especially being up so many runs
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I certainly wouldn't let his pitch count get up very high in this laugher of a game
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by Scott McKinney on Aug 3, 2008 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Aviles is cooler
than that one cop from THE WIRE
by Nighthawk at the Diner on Aug 3, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions
One last brawl note
You see how Miggy got a standing O coming off the field?
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
yes...and people say that cardinals fans are the smartest in baseballl...
even our casual fans know the sox are a bunch of dbags
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I loved everything that happened in that inning
That’s my nominee for Inning of the Year.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
the gload explosion really brought everything full circle
where tpj happens.
by blue bandwagon on Aug 3, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
seconded
Now what’s the next move according to Robert’s Rules of Order?
by powderbluepower on Aug 3, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Harsh Words About
Female relatives.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 3, 2008 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
So is this the type
of game Dayton dreams of? 3-hitter so far, 10-0 rout going…. bullpen for opponents is shredded… I mean, this is a happy day.
Moustakas
Someone said something about Mike… yeah he had a great game yesterday. Two jacks.
I did some checking and there are 13 first round picks from the last 3 years in that league. The one doing the best is by far the Revere kid picked by the Twins last year. He was hitting .399 in 265 ABs.
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
286 ABs. Sorry. Ben Revere. 28th overall. 5'9" LH OF.
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
Ben Revere
His habit of running the bases and yelling “The British are coming” is a bit annoying though
by BHWick on Aug 3, 2008 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Makes great dentures, though
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
the twins got absolutely KILLED for drafting revere...it was thought to be a cheap pick
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
for all of mikes 'struggles'...he's 3rd in the league in homers and far younger than the guys ahead of him
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, one month of struggling and he's hit well since then.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by Scott McKinney on Aug 3, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
i think I read Mike's OPS since May was above .900
yesterday’s performance could only help
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Or a 95 mph fastball in his ear
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by Scott McKinney on Aug 3, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
no, let's keep zack in the game and do it next series. We want the shutout CG
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
I guess it's a good thing that he was on pace for
99 after the fifth, then, huh?
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
Its perverse, its childish, but something in me..........
would draw a great deal of pleasure from seeing that actually happen
by Nighthawk at the Diner on Aug 3, 2008 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Some White Sox fans
But many of them recognize that he’s a total asshole.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by Scott McKinney on Aug 3, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
i wonder what his teammates think
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet some like him, some really dislike him and some think "well he's an asshole, but he's OUR asshole"
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by Scott McKinney on Aug 3, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
Just about to say that
If only Jose had AJ’s OPS this years so far
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I think A.J. takes assholishness to a whole other level
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by Scott McKinney on Aug 3, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not in favor of bean balls
Except for A.J. Pierzynski
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by Scott McKinney on Aug 3, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been praying for it all season
In fact, I think if every pitcher would just hit him in the head every game, that would be special.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
One thing that today's game certainly taught us
is
ex-White Sox >>> ex-Braves
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
Damn.
Zack is amazing. Anyone got a pitch count?
71
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Good enough way to embarass AJ
winning records follow good bullpens
There is nothing better than completely dominating the Chicago White Sox
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
...the cardinals
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd rather take the Sox...
and I’d rather be watching the Sox telecast while doing it…
these are the games where i wish i could listen to those douche bag white sox announcers
where tpj happens.
by blue bandwagon on Aug 3, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
most definitely
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
So...
If AJ is up with 2 outs in the 9th…Do you plunk him?
if leo nunez is in the game...
he might get broken.
relish lost his pants....
TPJ...you're dead to me
poor kid
that has to be a form of child abuse
Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein
by loyal2theroyals on Aug 3, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Ryan pierced the TPJ sorrow in his soul long enough
to make a bit of a double entendre….......I think
by Nighthawk at the Diner on Aug 3, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Pastor loves relish
I missed church today
by Nighthawk at the Diner on Aug 3, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
you obviously didnt see who was batting
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
The Sox Think
They’re playing volleyball now…...rotate!
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
Interestin
Aviles vs. RHP: .785 OPS
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
No
Just platoon him with TPJ
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Only If TPJ
Bats LH.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 3, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Now THAT is a good sign
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by Scott McKinney on Aug 3, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
jose guillen shooting for the FCA
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
how many at bats...
Does a player have to have to qualify for the batting title? Would Aviles be eligible?
go royals
503 i think...something along those lines....
3.1 PA per game
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I doubt he could get up to qualifying
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by Scott McKinney on Aug 3, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
(110 short per our current games played, that is. There’s no way he can make that up by season’s end unless we start scoring 13 runs a game.)
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
have you been watching the last two days?...entirely possible
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah....not gonna happen
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
HOWEVER
If he’s going to keep going 3-fer or 4-fer, he could get enough PA that he still wins the batting title by adding enough outs to make up the difference!
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
Good point. If he gets up over .400, he'll make it interesting.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by Scott McKinney on Aug 3, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as they don't take him out of games right before he's about to come up again with 2-3 innigs
left in a blowout
DOH!
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
for the lulz?
Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein
by loyal2theroyals on Aug 3, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
That fight really made him think about his life,
now he’s taking everything slowly, maybe taking a walk occasionally, no more of that fast paced (bleep)ing (bleep) anymore
Billy to the water spectacular now?
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
We ain't done yet
winning records follow good bullpens
i was going to post this earlier but all hell broke loose...
yesterday i saw a guy in portland wearing a Alejandro Machado royals jersey. hell… it could have been machado himself…
where tpj happens.
Who Else Would
Have one?
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 3, 2008 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
A Sure GIDP
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 3, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
random note!
I don’t remember if I mentioned this yet, but I sat next to Joel’s family last Sunday. Cute kids, cute wife…kinda young looking, too.
Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein
THE GLOAD GUY???!!!
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
This is fun
We should do this again sometime
I'll take it
winning records follow good bullpens
The White Sox look like the Keystone Kops
Not particularly trying anymore, lazing around in the OF.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
At Least The
Keystone Cops moved fast.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 3, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
BAM BAM
I love this game. I wish I had Tivo or something.
Nice catch and Billy doesn’t move up? Crap.
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
Nobody moves up on that one.
Butler was hanging around 3B when it was caught (where he should have been), had to go back.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
billy has had enough running
A
TPJ...you're dead to me
I love the SHIFT + A after your post… I do that all the time.
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
yep...too lazy to delete it
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
hows the hangover treating ya?
Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein
by loyal2theroyals on Aug 3, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
not so bad today...just beer last night...didnt have the billion shots that i did friday
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
oh geez
a billion shots…sounds dangerous. And slightly fun…
Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein
by loyal2theroyals on Aug 3, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
mostly just tired today
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
and Rya n just tried to make a joke and BOMBED
TPJ...you're dead to me
Come on maier, get AViles up with runners on
winning records follow good bullpens
what an awful first touch........
weak on his left foot too
by Nighthawk at the Diner on Aug 3, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply actions
i'm late to the party.....but here is my payment for billy's awesomeness.....

you deserve it big guy!!
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Aug 3, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions
I must apologize to Matt Mitchell of the Burlington Bees… I said something about the no no after 3 and a guy went solo shot in the 4th.. . That’s my bad.
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
who's excited for christian family night?
Are they bringing Sweeney back for a surprise guest appearance?
Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein
they dont need him...they have trey and dayton
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
And Banny
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 3, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
and the VeggiTales
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Aug 3, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
We Need Willie
Mays Hayes and a live chicken.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 3, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Why are we taking Aviles out of a 4 hit game
is he hurt?
winning records follow good bullpens
its 12-0 and tpj wants to play...
where tpj happens.
by blue bandwagon on Aug 3, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Hows he going to get 5 hits from the bench
winning records follow good bullpens
days like today probably make people pissed off at josh hancock....
you know aviles would just love to crack a beer in the AC
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
defensive sub only, i think
except doesn’t make sense to have TPJ bat here
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Because
defense is important when you’re up by 12.
by powderbluepower on Aug 3, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It Could Happen
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 3, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
jammed finger. He's tough.. he's a Husker.
Former home of Ken Harvey.
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
12-0
And we beat up AJ? This rules.
(back from lifeguarding, no one died. Idiots got mad, but no one died)
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
indeed. just one mini-shot at AJ...not Barrett-esque
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Aug 3, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
was there a BRAWL
at the pool? Did someone get a beach ball thrown at their head?
Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein
by loyal2theroyals on Aug 3, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
This morning
these kids came in and somehow got two people really mad at them and the guard on duty. Don’t ask me how. I came in, they came back, they were still a pain in the ass. Then these girls claimed to have lost a ring in the pool and got in the way of the lap swimmers. what a day. :P
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Aug 3, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
oh dear
you’re gonna feel foolish if they really did lose a ring in the pool…
Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein
by loyal2theroyals on Aug 3, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
how the FUCK do you lose a ring? they dont just fall off...
the girl is the foolish one
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
They should make those things so you can just put them on your finger
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
if it's too big
they do fall off. and water makes rings slip off easy. She shouldn’t have worn it in the pool, but it’s completely plausible.
Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein
by loyal2theroyals on Aug 3, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup
My ring falls off all the time if my hands get cold…
which they would if, say, the water was under 98 degrees…
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
It was 87.95 today
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Aug 3, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I work at a jewelry store,
you should really never were a ring in a pool. Especially if it’s been sized. It’ll eat away the solder, and put a nasty color on the gold til the next time you get it polished.
gah
don’t remind me about jewelry. It makes me think about the ring mom got me 5 years ago that I’ve been neglecting a bit…
Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein
by loyal2theroyals on Aug 3, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
They really did
they searched for it for about half an hour and couldn’t find it. I told them it might come up in the vacuum and to check back at the lost and found tomorrow.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Aug 3, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Not really
but more eventful than usual.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Aug 3, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Zack, quit screwing around
winning records follow good bullpens
absolutely awful play teahen
TPJ...you're dead to me
13
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 3, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Dang it Teahan.....
Bring in the relief pitcher to face AJ. The shutout is gone…
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
If only Aviles had enough PA's
However, he’s got a legit shot at the batting title (Which sounds really weird)
Quick and dirty calc
Aviles would have to hit .375 with 4 PA/game the rest of the way to be “credited” with .325 for batting title purposes.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
if he hits 375...his average is going to be somewhere north of 340
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
That was brutal
winning records follow good bullpens
I'd def make this his last inning
winning records follow good bullpens
at 78?
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
he's started to get pounded
(plus he’s on my fantasy team—would rather have 7 ip an 0 runs than 9 and 3)
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Not much sympathy from me
I went on vacation and had Banny in my rotation
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
first problem...
you have banny on your fantasy team
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah yeah
It’s a really deep league
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
The replacements are killing zack
winning records follow good bullpens
We Don't Have
Anyone in the pen who can hit AJ as hard as I want them to.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
Har Dur!
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 3, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
we've got a SS, though....
let zack move to short for one batter
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Aug 3, 2008 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
the more i think about it
tthe more i don’t see any point in playing TPJ here. it’s not as though the Sox are going to win because they hit a bunch of singles past Aviles. their only hope is dingers…
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+Zack = flyball guy anyway
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Konerko = passed around like Paris Hilton this year anyway
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
So I'm going to guess that there is zero chance of TPJ moving to the pen
where he could have a (possible) positive contribution to the team
What a great day.
I’ve thoroughly enjoyed my lazy Sunday. Royals killing the White Sox with Greinke on the mound plus Pierzynski getting hit in the head and Ozzie Guillen taking an early shower is about the perfect formula.
Looks like Zack wanted to leave
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin
CHIPOLTE
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Was that intentional?
winning records follow good bullpens
the way he followed through it looked intentional
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
i think it has to be.......grienke's command is usually greatt
that was right at him
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Aug 3, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Weird time to hit a guy
Swisher must of said something earlier
winning records follow good bullpens
that's why it was perfect...
it made no sense…
by billexgordler on Aug 3, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
and for that
Olivo is buyin’ burritos for din din.
Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein
by loyal2theroyals on Aug 3, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I just gave
Greinke a standing Ovation as well.
Must've overheard Swisher badmouthing Chipolte's guacamole before the game
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
I'm disappointed.
If he was gonna drill someone so he could go get the air conditioning and chipotle, it shoulda been AJ.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
Juuuuuuuuuust a bit inside...
Thank god we are so macho.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
Tejeda better strand these guys and not ruin Zacks outing
winning records follow good bullpens
Zack and Teahan ruined the outing.
Hillman gets his 3rd ejection? Is that right? or his second?
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
Swisher's standing there on first base staring blankly at nothing
Like, “I don’t understand, what’d I do?”
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
what's with the chipotle references?
i must have missed an important Greinke-quote
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he loves him some chipotle
Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child Listen to the DON'Ts Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts, The IMPOSSIBLEs, the WON'Ts Listen to the NEVER HAVEs Then listen close to me-- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be --Shel Silverstein
by loyal2theroyals on Aug 3, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
“i’d say the average person wouldnt eat a chipotle burrito and still do his running.. full speed.. like me. Thats why they call me special”
Compilation of the Wisdom of Zack/h
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Aren't they usually bigger than that?
That’s what she said.
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
Gotta fire up your team in a tight game like this
HIllman = master of platoon splits, situational bunting, AND psychology
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
He's been pretty good since we got him
winning records follow good bullpens
Yeah… 400 posts strong…. Is that hillmans’s 3rd ejection?
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
that would be the ultimate 'fuck you white sox'
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet when Zack went back to the clubhouse
Jose said to him, “You alright, you no baby no more, kid”
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
What did Ryan Lebrefsdfasdf say to that?
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Aug 3, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
he says nothing...
he only talks shit on guys who really might come up to the booth and kill him
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
At least he got that one by the pitcher
winning records follow good bullpens
'you can get that lapdance here for free'....
this is why esteban needs to play more…bat flip AND kickass walkup song
TPJ...you're dead to me
OVERFLOW THREAD IS UP!
Here’s your link, you lazy blogggers.
http://www.royalsreview.com/2008/8/3/585807/game-112-overflow-overflow
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