Royals Send White Sox Into Second Place
The Royals are strange. Every year there's going to be a massive losing streak, most likely over 10 games. Something like over half of the 10+ game losing streaks this decade are courtesy of the Royals. However, as happened last season as well, a sub-par Royal lineup is also good for a massive offensive explosion once or twice a year. Not shockingly, this tends to happen at home, where the K can sometime play like mini-Coors.
In the last two games the Royals have scored 23 runs and banged out 38 hits. Sure, its the Royals, so 25 of those hits have been singles, but five homers, a triple, and seven doubles have certainly helped. Oh, and six walks. But why take a walk when it's a thousand degrees outside and the ball is flying off the bat?
Lineouts:
- Clearly, Grudz was holding the team back.
- I always thought Miguel Olivo -- who had a monster series and should be flirting with a league average OPS now -- looked baby-faced, then I saw the pictures of him from today's brawl and wondered why TPJ's dad was on the field again.
- Jose Guillen does not care for your singles. Two games, two hits, two homers.
- Everyday Rossy picked up five hits the last two days.
- Mitch Maier entered the series hitting .188 and left hitting .308.
- Since falling to 21-34, the Royals have gone 31-26.
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Let's just hope Aviles doesn't win ROY.
We don’t need to deal with any Berroa jinx next year.
by KCScuba on Aug 3, 2008 6:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
there's some kid in saint pete who should take care of that for us
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Aug 3, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Longoria
could go 0 for August and still win ROY
by GoBabies!! on Aug 3, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ya Definitely
Look at Ziegler he might never give up a run and I bet you he still wouldn’t get a first place vote.
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin
by kcscoliny on Aug 4, 2008 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
in a perfect world we could face clayton richard every game...
GO ROYALS! we be the bomb!
where tpj happens.
by blue bandwagon on Aug 3, 2008 6:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Aviles has ten 3-hit games in 51 starts
Aviles has 19 doubles, 2 triples, and 7 homers in 219 PA. Mike is also 18 for 40 against Chicago.
Anybody know the distance of the Guillen HR in feet?
by BHWick on Aug 3, 2008 6:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They said 436 ft in post game
Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com
by RoyalsRetro on Aug 3, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
More Like 2
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 3, 2008 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baseball Tonight Has
Decided DJ wasn’t throwing at Olivo and should not have been ejected. 3 straight in the face not on purpose?
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 3, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
john kruk has never said anything foolish...
where tpj happens.
by blue bandwagon on Aug 3, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
kruk also said the royals were a "last place team" ....
FOURTH PLACE MISTER…..FOURTH PLACE!

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Aug 3, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I Think It
Was Phillips who was doing the talking.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 3, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there was a lot of talking about different crap....
but Kruk definitely was the one who said the Royals were a “last-place team” and how it was “unfair because the good teams can’t retalitate against the bad teams since they can’t afford to have anyone suspended”....but who cares if Grienke gets suspended…not like we’re playing for anything.”
UGH.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Aug 3, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I'm mad
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by devil_fingers on Aug 3, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
watch it for yourself.....they'll replay it after sportscenter tonight...
it’ll just be a re-broadcast….not a new show.
we’re the first segment
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Aug 3, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't get BBTN
Fuck John Kruk. He was fun as a player, but, oh, man, no wonder Gammons had a stroke. Shilling for the Red Sox FO AND listening to the BS is hard on brother.
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by devil_fingers on Aug 3, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's really unfair that good teams have to play bad teams
Bad teams should just play exhibition games against travelling minor league teams.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 3, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Kansas City Generals!
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by devil_fingers on Aug 3, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I Was At
Work and missed Kruk’s bullshit; I saw it tonight. Stupid is as stupid does.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 4, 2008 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When Phillips talks
everyone gets dumber. I think Gammons just wants to ask him how the Mets turned out when he was calling the shots.
by Warden11 on Aug 4, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, it IS D.J. Carrasco
it’s concievable that he’s so godawful that he would throw three inside with the bases loaded.
Still, when you throw a pitch that bounces off the knob of the bat, and you decide to throw inside again.. can you see how that would go over badly?
by BHWick on Aug 3, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
One positive effect of Guillen's injury
he’s not swinging at bad pitches right now. He has drawn 3 walks in 4 games. The last time he did that was in May 2007.
by BHWick on Aug 3, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep
Clearly, Grudz was holding the team back
I agree. He and DDJ are clearly offense-killing clubhouse cancers. Intangibles rule!
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Aug 3, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess Grudz doesn't have as much grit as I thought
:(
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 3, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK
So, I just watched the video of the “fracas” for the 1st time, a few things stuck out to me.
1) What was going through Olivo’s mind as he approached DJ? My guess would be something along the lines of, “I’ve already been suspended once this year,” but it ended up just making the absolute WORST “fracas in MLB history. Though, luckily Miguel got a decent shot in @ AJ Piersknsic, though it was over Jose G.
2) Anybody notice who played peacekeeper? Mr Cool head himself, Jose Guillen. It will take a team of 4 sociologists, 3 anthropologists and 13 psychologists to figure out how he managed to talk down AJ Pierznskfioak w/o those 2 coming to blows. Seriously, how can those 2 go toe to toe w/ adrenaline running and NEITHER of them threw a punch?!
3) Anybody notice where Trey Hillman ran to? Right next to Jose.
Just some observations…
by GoBabies!! on Aug 3, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jose's hurt
he’s not really in the mood to punch people or swing at pitches in the dirt. Granted, I don’t think Jose has gotten into any fights. He knows that means he would be taken out of the game and he doesn’t want that.
Also, it’s nice that FSNMW got a shot of the Royals bullpen running onto the field. Why the hell they let the relief pitchers out is beyond me. It does lead to weird things like Graeme Lloyd fighting people and Farnsworth pearl-harboring Affeldt.
Hernandez v. Carlos Guillen was the last big confrontation, wasn’t it? because Elvis is big, fat, and unwilling to take shit from anybody.
Ok, maybe we could count Elvis v. Buck as a fight too.
by BHWick on Aug 3, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Royals since the ASB
9-7 and 3-1-1 in the 5 series.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 3, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not bad
The Tigers series was bad, but they’re a surging team witha tough lineup that underperformaned the first part of the season.
Nice sweep of the As, and winning two series against the (formerly) division-leading and (still?) differential-leading Sox is very good.
Since the break the pitching has obviously been good in the wins, but a quick look at splokts shows that Aviles continued raking (1.115 post-ASB BEFORE today), Butler (1.059 before today post ASB), German (.933) and Buck (.889) obviously make a big different.
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by devil_fingers on Aug 3, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Forgot to mention the nice split with the AL-East leading Rays!
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by devil_fingers on Aug 3, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's nice to German finally turning it on
I really think his pre-ASB numbers were a slow start/small sample size fluke.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 3, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
I was a bit surprised how people turned on him after 90 or so scattered ABs after he’d been such a good hitter the last two years.
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by devil_fingers on Aug 3, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The fan motto: "What hae you done for me lately?"
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 3, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't mean to sound self-righteous
I’m as bad as the next person about that stuff (Jose Guillen is my “WHYDFML” guy, I admit it. Although, in my defense, “lately” he’s been turning in Pena-esque Julys. To the oncoming hot streak!), but German was hardly killing the team getting 4 ABs a week. I’m surprised anyone noticed enough to dismiss him as worthless, that’s all.
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by devil_fingers on Aug 3, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For better or worse, fans are very motivated by a guy's current stats and what they remember from his last 10-20 AB's
Small sample sizes be damned.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 3, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In all fairness to the fans and myself
we were more clammoring for Aviles and saw German as a blocker. People just wanted to see Aviles get a chance. NO ONE predicted this but they want to give overachievers a chance now and then.
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin
by kcscoliny on Aug 4, 2008 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he got his chance
And thankfully the Royals didn’t release or trade-for-nothing anyone like German or Callaspo to make it happen. Callaspo is another guy that some are writing off based on the “what have you done for me lately” philosophy. One should have patience with players and not just give up on them and champion the flavor of the month in Omaha.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 4, 2008 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm For German
DH’ing when Guillen is in LF.
DDJ CF
Aviles SS
Gordon 3B
Guillen LF
Butler 1B
Teahen RF
Callaspo/Gritz 2B
Buck/Olivo C
German DH
This order could be juggled for LHP issues, but it puts the best defense and offense compromise we have on the field. German could even play 1B/LF as necessary, but putting him in LF weakens the defense; I don’t know about 1B, as I’ve never seen it tried.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 4, 2008 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good Stuff
When the boys play well against good clubs.
And good to see them dish it out against Punksinzski and the Sox.
One note, one question:
Greinke post-game was bubbly about Buck saying he’s “the best catcher in the League” and “the best catcher I’ve ever thrown to,” praising both the defense and game-calling abilities as well as mentioning Buck’s improving offense. I thought those were fascinating comments given how much discussion there is about the catcher here.
Question- I’ve only seen part of yesterday’s game but I’m thinking Maier’s surging average is a mirage. Fair assessment? Has anyone who seen him have better things to say?
. . . a weary nation turns to Gil Meche
by vegasroyals on Aug 3, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Buck and Maier
Over the last two years, I’ve gotten the feeling that Royals pitchers really like having Buck as their battery-mate. Regardless of what we think, I think they believe he calls a good game, or at least works with them well.
I think Maier is the kind of contact hitter who might develop a good batting average, but without a particularly good OBP or SLG. He could easily become a .285/.320/.350 in the majors. That’s not really a prediction, just a description of the kind of statistical profile I expect from him (he could also possibly manage something like .290/.330/.400 in the future). Lots of singles, not a lot of walks, few extra base hits.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 3, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I.E., could develop into a decent 4th outfielder
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by devil_fingers on Aug 3, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Teahen and Maier wouldn't make a bad bench tandem next year
If Teahen’s spot is filled.
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by devil_fingers on Aug 3, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The bench next year
I think we can, unfortunately count on a 12-man pitching staff and, therefore, a 4-man bench. So the bench spots would be
C
UO
UI
U
I don’t know if that leaves room for two OFers. I have a feeling there will be two IFers on the bench and one OFer (and guys like German and Callaspo can play OF or IF).
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 3, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
This is why, given the Royals offensive issues, I think that TPJ is a waste of space even on the bench, when Aviles can play SS and Callaspo can fill in (and a TPJ clone like Angel Sanchez can be stashed in Omaha).
It depends on who gets signed. Assuming that Grudz is gone, and that Aviles = SS and Callaspo =2B
Bench (if it were up to me. And fortunatley, ti isn’t) if the new sign is an CO type and JoGui is still around::
C = Who cares. Brayan Pena?
OU = Teahen. Can also fill in at 1B or even 3B if desparate
IU= German (should be allowed back up 2B, 3B, even 1B depending on need. Callaspo can move to SS if something happens to Aviles)
U = mystery platooning guy for 1B/DH/Corner Outfield (A Gomes-type)
I know that Moore/Hillman lean more to the defensive side, but I thik that’s just more efficient on the offensive side. It’s a “what if.”
Oh, I can only dream of 5/75 for Rafael Furcal (shudder).
I’m immature. I know pitching duels are “real” baseball, but I want to see Gordon, Butler, Dunn/Burrell, and mystery-OF/1B/DH-platoon mashing HRs with DDJ, Aviles, and German on-base.
To me, that’s more fun and might lead to more wins than TPJ winging a grounder to Gload 1 more time a week than the Aviles/Butler connection might do.
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by devil_fingers on Aug 3, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like that bench
And Shealy would fit into the “U” role very well, particularly if someone like Hinske is picked up for first base. The key to that bench is signing a new, good corner OFer. I hope Moore sees this as a priority as much as we do. He might prefer sticking with Teahen in the OF (a 100ish OPS+ OFer isn’t exactly awful, merely below average) and upgrading SS or 2B (someone like Orlando Hudson).
Regardless of which way he goes, it really looks like there is no room for TPJ on the team…even if one values his defense highly.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 3, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
One person who WOULDN'T like that bench and lineup: Luke Hochevar
Watching a lot of seeing eye singles, probably. Meh, he’ll live. He’ll also enjoyt he run support.
LOVE the O-Dog! I think I’ve told this story before, and it’s been around, but I love it so much here we go again. I finally found the quote (BP rules for everything) again, so sorry. Back when J. P. Ricciardi first got hired in Toronto, Hudson said to some reporter “When I first met J.P. I thought, ‘Smooth cat—smooth lookin’ cat.’ He looks like he was a pimp back in his day. He’s a good dude.” He got send down the next day.
O-Dog was fun. Never quote the hitter in Toronto everyone hoped, but man, could he play D. Lots of spirit. They even named the “O-Dog combo” for him (it was just a “deal” for two crappy SkyDome hot dogs).
However, I don’t think he doesn’t hit nearly as well away from AZ’s home park, even with a park adjusted stat like OPS+. Also, I’m not sure how the Royals can solve their “all our shortstops are really second baseman” problem by signing another second baseman.
The fate of Teahen depends on who gets signed in the offseason. If Dunn comes as an DH/1B, for example, I’d say they need a right-handed partner for Hinske—that might combine for something like a league-average hitter, at least.
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by devil_fingers on Aug 3, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice typing
That’s the problem with looking away from the screen to think + bad short-term memory… the second halves of some sentences don’t match up with the first halves. ””Never QUITE the hitter…” “I don’t think he’ll hit nearly as well…”
Reason #324 I can never smoke pot.
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by devil_fingers on Aug 3, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got the solution for Hochevar
5-man infield, 2-man outfield. Problem solved.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 3, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, if the Royals are going to have 4 second basemen on the roster
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em!
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by devil_fingers on Aug 3, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAMMIT!
I meant “If Dunn comes as an DH/1B, for example, I’d say they need a right-handed partner for Teahen—that would probably combine for something like a league-average hitter, at least.”
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by devil_fingers on Aug 3, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Love, love, love O-Dawg
Great attitude, great clubhouse guy, great defense, decent enough hitter. He will be overpaid though, and my guess is he’ll have plenty of suitors that are contenders that he won’t want to come here, even if we overpay.
Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com
by RoyalsRetro on Aug 3, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
O-Dawg=Matt Stairs of slick gloved, African-American middle infiedlers
universally loved by all good-hearted people
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by devil_fingers on Aug 3, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also
He has the pimpin’est shoes in the show.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
by jonfmorse on Aug 3, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
???
pictures? Gotta have it
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by devil_fingers on Aug 3, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Teahen could be a utility infielder, no?
by Bornin85 on Aug 4, 2008 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only on the corners
German can play second, Teahen can’t.
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by devil_fingers on Aug 4, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would say Teahen-light
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 3, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Team winning percentage with Gruds in the starting lineup
overall
52-60 .494
with him in the lineup
36-49 .424
with him out of the lineup
16-11 .593
I just thought this was interesting.
by sec109 on Aug 3, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is third on the team in hitter's VORP
last time I checked
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by devil_fingers on Aug 3, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
cost us the game on friday
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's helped the team a lot more than he has hurt it
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 3, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
I don’t really want to see him back, but he’s been the least of our problems this year.
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Aug 3, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know...its just that i have such a desire to see him not on this team...
and have felt the same way for the past 2 years….
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Aug 3, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He continues to be a very pleasant surprise every year
I wouldn’t have re-signed him for this year and while I appreciate how well he’s played for the Royals, I’m happy that he won’t be back next year.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 3, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
I kept thinking he’d hit the wall every year and he hasn’t.
Clearly he is a steroid freak.
Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com
by RoyalsRetro on Aug 3, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leg injury is a dead giveaway!!!!11
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by devil_fingers on Aug 3, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Royals currently on pace for 75.2 wins
Don’t ask me how they’ll get that final two-tenths of a win, but Hillman will find a way.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 3, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
successfully defending the bunt
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by devil_fingers on Aug 3, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a little known rule that if you get down 5 sac bunts in a game, you are awarded two-tenths of a win
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 3, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but he's also planning on playing 181 games
So that would be 75.2 – 105.8. Another 100 loss season!!!!
Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com
by RoyalsRetro on Aug 3, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The War isn't over with Chicago
Guillen was still hot after the game, saying he should’ve ordered Mark Teahen to be beaned for bunting with a six-run lead, admitting to having players hit in the past, and predicting more drama in the future.“Get ready for the warnings,” he said. “I signed a five-year deal with this organization, and we play Kansas City a lot.”
Bring it Ozzie
by BHWick on Aug 3, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We play them again in about a week
And some Royals are definitely going to get beaned. I hope to hell the umps are smart enough to warn both benches before the game so that the Sox starter gets tossed in the first inning.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 3, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not fait to the good teams! The Sox are in the race!
Why is there such blantant pro-Royal favoritism built into the rules?
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by devil_fingers on Aug 3, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most laughable comment
Ozzie’s claiming there’s no way he’d have ordered Olivo hit with the bases loaded! That would just be stupid!
...uh, yeah, Ozzie, I’m sure you’re worried about pushing a run across when you’re already getting shellacked.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
by jonfmorse on Aug 3, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not fair to the Sox
They’re contending! We’re in 4th place! We’re not allowed to play hard!
Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com
by RoyalsRetro on Aug 3, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should do like the Jericho fans did to CBS
and start shipping barrels of Slim-Fast to ESPN attn: Fatass Kruk
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
by jonfmorse on Aug 3, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Rich Chocolate Royale flavor, naturally)
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
by jonfmorse on Aug 3, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nine tons of peanuts to CBS executives
...to show that they are “nuts” for cancelling the show. CBS caved and brought the show back, which yet again got horrible ratings and was cancelled again.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 3, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The second season was pretty awful.
The first season, on the other hand, was absolutely fantastic. If they would have done the second season right, like a full-fledged season, it would have been another great year, but the whole seven-episode mess was a death-knell for the show.
Still, the first season was absoultely frickin’ tremendous.
by rockchalk on Aug 4, 2008 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aviles OPS update
.340/.365/.550/.915
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 3, 2008 11:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Let me know when I can stop
refilling your Kool-Aid glass.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
by jonfmorse on Aug 3, 2008 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This time next year, I'm going to be calling for putting a "C" on his jersey
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 4, 2008 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
One more thing about Ozzie
After his little confession after the game where he admitted to the press that he sometimes orders pitchers to throw at batters, he needs to be suspended for a long time. Not because he’s the only manager that does that, but because he basically said, “yes I do it, I’ve always done and I will always do it. Fuck the rules, this is baseball and I’m going to be telling my pitchers to hit batters whenever the hell I want to.” In the last several years, for better or worse, MLB has taken the issue of bean balls, hit batsmen and basebrawls seriously by really cracking down on all of the above. If they are still serious about it, they need to slap Ozzie down hard and continue to slap him down hard every time one of his pitchers intentionally throws at an opposing batter. In the next Royals-Sox series, he’s going to have is pitcher(s) throw at Royals batter(s). Everyone knows this. He basically said as much. The Commissioner’s Office should warn him before hand by telling him that he’s going to get suspended for 10, 15, 20 games or whatever it takes to make him grow the hell up. And the umpires MUST warn both benches before each of those games so that the Sox pitcher gets tossed immediately when he beans a Royal, instead of waiting for the Royals retaliation, thereby only getting a Royals pitcher ejected. Ozzie Smith doesn’t give a shit about the rules or anything other than what he wants to do or say. If MLB cares about its rules, then it needs to make Ozzie hurt.
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 4, 2008 12:06 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie Guillen
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 4, 2008 7:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fess up
What did Ozzie Smith do to you that has made you equate him with Purest Evil?
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
by jonfmorse on Aug 4, 2008 7:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll never forgive him for those 2 hits he got against the Royals in the 1985 WS
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 4, 2008 7:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always liked
that Ozzie Smith was outhit by Buddy Biancalana in the Series.
by jbrocato on Aug 4, 2008 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't help myself
It’s so rare that I actually get to point out an error of yours that I had to do it this time. By the way, do you ever sleep?
by Stook on Aug 4, 2008 7:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sleep is overrated
Insomnia is underrated
This is just my opinion. I could easily be wrong.
by NYRoyal on Aug 4, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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