“I shit my pants last night. I’m good for doing that a couple times a year. When’s the last time you shit your pants?” Wow. George Brett, my hero. Sounds like the kind of conversation I remember from a junior high locker room. Some have said that men who grow up and play a boy’s game through many of their adult years never really grow up. I think there’s some truth in that.

How uncomfortable Walter (Scott Walter?) is in hearing the story, to the point where he is walking away.

It kind of looked like Teahen but I couldn’t tell with the low resolution and with him wearing sunglasses. Did Teahen ever wear #78?

And +1, Retro, on the poor guys listening to the story, obviously wanting to get away, but knowing that they can’t.

I’m pretty sure this is an Instant Classic as far as RR FanShots go, but I’m not the judge. Any way it can be stick-eyed (stickied?) at the left or right as soon as the mods figure out how to do it. You know, along with all the payroll stuff?

Think about it — this is what George Brett subjects poor rookies to. Imagine if Pete Rose was allowed around baseball. Imagine being Jay Bruce at Spring Training when Reds Legend and Worthy Competitor Pete Rose comes by to impart some “wisdom.” You can’t walk away, it’s Pete Freaking Rose. And if George Brett is telling this kind of story, imagine what Pete Rose would be saying. I think the ban is beyond worth it.

Won’t someone please think of the children.

Trying to get some rookie to admit he shits his pants, methinks.