Games 138 & 139 Open Thread - A's at Royals
Oakland Athletics at Kansas City Royals, Sep 4, 2008 5:10 PM EDT
Its the finale against those dastardly A's. The phrase "perfect storm" has been so over-used that it now refers to simply two bad things happening at once. That being said, or in those words, as it were, my moving and the changes to the Royals schedule have been a perfect storm of blogging difficulty.
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OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 3:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That double ain't heads
though I imagine it turns a few.
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
I predict at least 500 fans show up today
IOW, the crowd should be larger than the one at the Marlins game yesterday
Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com
Over/under
on posts for game 1?
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Sep 4, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply actions
whatever it is, I'm taking over
We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan
by Royal Kingdom on Sep 4, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure
We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan
by Royal Kingdom on Sep 4, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
we can
We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan
by Royal Kingdom on Sep 4, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
get there.
We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan
by Royal Kingdom on Sep 4, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
well damn, i wake up at 4:10 to watch the game, but its not till 5:10 my time.
Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeat, now im awake and tired..
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
lineup for game one
CF DeJesus
SS Aviles
RF Guillen
DH Butler
1B Shealy
C Olivo
3B Teahen
2B Callaspo
LF Steve
Rowdy Hardy Fan Club member.
Lineups

CF Ryan Sweeney
SS Bobby Crosby
DH Captain Backache
LF Jack Cust
C Kurt Suzuki
1B Daric Barton
3B Jack Hannahanahannahan
RF Aaron Cunningham
2B Eric Patterson
P Dana Eveland

CF David DeJesus
SS AVILES NOW
RF Jose Guillen
DH Billy Butler
1B Ryan Shealy
C Miguel Olivo
3B Mark Teahen
2B Alberto Callaspo
LF Esteban German
P BannyBeingBanny
Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com
Does Kila play in the 2nd game???????
by I need more Esteban on Sep 4, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
that would be Rossie
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
another lefty in game 2
prediction: pinch hits both games today and starts tomorrow.
I hope he does, i’m going tomorrow.
We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan
by Royal Kingdom on Sep 4, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I predict he pinch runs
No wait Buddy is no longer manager.
Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com
No TPJ, No Gathright, No Gload, No Way!!
We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan
by Royal Kingdom on Sep 4, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
How will the defense record any outs??
We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan
by Royal Kingdom on Sep 4, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
we must rely on our suprise above average statistical mircle mike aviles to record them all!
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
What is with all the playing time for Olivo?
Is he being rewarded for his outburst.
No, I'm pretty sure he is being rewarded...
For having some of the most insane lefty/righty splits in MLB.
I refuse to set up a signature....DAMMIT
Interesting fact:
Olivo splits: 910 OPS L and 658 OPS R
Guillen splits: 952 OPS L and 658 OPS R
Butler splits: 1.019 OPS L and 620 OPS R
It would be interesting for someone to breakdown all the games the Royals have won
And the throwing side of the starting pitcher. I’d imagine our record would be something like 50-1 against lefties
I refuse to set up a signature....DAMMIT
26-20 v. southpaws.
We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan
by Royal Kingdom on Sep 4, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm glad someone else noticed this
one more reason to get Adam Dunn
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
And Barry Bonds.
We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan
by Royal Kingdom on Sep 4, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
4 lefties in the next 5 games...
We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan
by Royal Kingdom on Sep 4, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
if david lee ross
doesn’t play today, would that be 3 games in a row? some sort of record, for sure

I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Sep 4, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Or, would if you prefer...
One scary fucker

Does he even know what to do with it?
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Sep 4, 2008 4:38 PM EDT reply actions
The track behind home plate
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's what I don't understand...
How in the WORLD is Aviles not owned in 100% of Fantasy leagues?
I mean do .850 OPS shortstops grow on trees now?
and all teams need at least one, if not 2.
I mean who are they using instead? Nick Punto(who is strangely used in almost the exact amount of leagues that Aviles isnt used in)???
I refuse to set up a signature....DAMMIT
I posted a video of Manny translating for Angel Berroa last night
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin
I just got around to watching that...
For some reason I had never realized how perfect a fit Manny would be on the same team as Berroa. They are a LOT alike, and will probably be BFFs forever.
sweeney on the radio
3rd child conceived in Japan. TMI…….
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Sep 4, 2008 4:48 PM EDT reply actions
I used to say "don't go there," but that was just lame

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
his comment
or mine?
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Sep 4, 2008 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate so many things about the way you choose to be
LMAO
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Sep 4, 2008 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
He doesn't have a family!
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
the "Maine" effect
I know it well
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Sep 4, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
It makes everything seem more peaceful
Even when we lose.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Sep 4, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
eh?
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Sep 4, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
What school do you attend, if I may be so bold (If I may not, ignore)
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm in the UMaine system
though not at the main (Orono) campus.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Sep 4, 2008 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, so young, and already in the system
The revolution will not be televised
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
It Will Be
Live blogged.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 4, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't know. just ignore it, listening to Bill Withers, and reading political satire.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
Did you manage to go the entire summer
Without killing someone? Kudos!
Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com
Wow...there is a total crowd of ZERO in the seats behind home plate...
good thing…no losers waving on their cell phone
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Sep 4, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions
not
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Sep 4, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
im still reading the office quotes,
“No one asked you anything ever, so whomever’s name is Toby, why don’t you take a letter opener and stick it into your skull.”
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
Remember when DeJesus was awesome for a few weeks?
Just like Teahen two years ago or whenever he was awesome for a few weeks.
I can’t believe it didn’t last.
Wow, the first half must have been really short
.836 OPS
DDJ has been an above-average hitting CF over his career. Not a star, but a good player.
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
in a shealy story on the official site...
—"Even though the A’s were starting a left-hander in each game, Hillman was figuring on starting the right-handed-hitting Shealy in the first game and probably lefty Ka’aihue in the second game. "
there are more people participating in this game thread than in attendance at the K
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Sep 4, 2008 5:25 PM EDT reply actions
mike aviles...gold glover
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Sep 4, 2008 5:26 PM EDT reply actions
i guess those two were inside?
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Sep 4, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions
if THAT was a strike....suzuki struck out twice
Never giving up on your team is what makes you a good fan.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Sep 4, 2008 5:30 PM EDT reply actions
is anybody typing anything?
cause my screen ain’t refreshin.
Don't Stop Believing!
wow.
Go Royals!
and stop walking people, Banny!
Don't Stop Believing!
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OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
Banny's throwing conventional strategy to the wind
walk #9 hitter on 5 pitches so that he can get #’s 1, 2, 3 on 9 pitches
bite your fingers.
We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan
by Royal Kingdom on Sep 4, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
i think. but i'm not used to seeing them very often. so i'll be cautious around them
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Sep 4, 2008 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
it feels... so... weird.
i can’t explain it.
Don't Stop Believing!
JoGui playing the rigth way.
Scoring on a wild pitch has got to be worth at least $11M per.
Don't Stop Believing!
so he just needs to play up to $1M per now.
Don't Stop Believing!
More classic 2008 royals offense
scoring in HBPs, errors, and wild pitches = the right way
vindication for DMGM
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Gloadless, Gathrightless, Penaless lineups good.
We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan
So to speak
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Teabags
I want to like you buddy, I really do, but you’re making it really hard.
Don't Stop Believing!
enjoy the game everybody
Go Royals!!!
Don't Stop Believing!
Where are YOU going??
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Banny, Banny, Banny, get your adverbs here
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
lts play Oakland the rest of the year
Go Royals!
everyone has a hit except Teahen and German
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
Then Esty CS, classic Royals.
We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan
by Royal Kingdom on Sep 4, 2008 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
German can't hit AND can't run!
He’s the offensive master!
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
wow, managed to run ourselves out of a run
Go Royals!
in Hillman/everyone else's defense
now is the time of the season to push things a little and find out about how well guys perform in certain situations. (not that we didn’t know that most of them would underperform in most situations.) but now at least we know not to hit and run Esty vs. a lefty. speaking of which, i bet Kila wouldn’t have gotten picked off.
Banny turning it on
right after I finally had a chance ot guy him from my fantasy team
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
easy for you to type.
We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan
by Royal Kingdom on Sep 4, 2008 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
This is what happens when we praise someone's defense
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
Here we go
way to hand the game back. even if they don’t, it’s only because the A’s are more pathetic right now than we are. Just not winning baseball, between Callaspo, German, and Aviles’ plays. Way to fucking go.
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Sep 4, 2008 6:24 PM EDT reply actions
bad baserunning by the A's to pick us up
Go Royals!
Well, I wanted Sweeney to hit #200 in KC
But I don’t think I want him to hit it right now.
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
Did we just catch a pop-up?
How un-Royals of us!
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
well, at least those aren't earned.
I guess that’s something
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
yeah, I meant the two on the double aren't
Shoulda been more clear.
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
If we're Banni ERA watching its a good thing. I wonder...
does it make a difference for his ERA on the year?
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
taylor made DP ball
He had to take it himself because he was only a step or two away from the bag.. .he picked his eyes up early and it hit the heel of his glove.
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
ended up costing us at least 3 runs
Go Royals!
well, that's a shame
still, I’m sure Banny would rather have Aviles and the occasional hiccup than Pena and perfect D (even though he doesn’t even do that)
So, it SHOULD be 5-0?
We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan
by Royal Kingdom on Sep 4, 2008 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Well....
we got out of it… with only three runs!
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
Hope he doesn't gor 0-3 with an error
and never see the majors again
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
It should be 5-0 but its 4-3 instead
Go Royals!
Wow, after all Banny's good luck last year
He’s not getting the breaks this year
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
eveland just struck out the side.. what just happend? Where did all of our hitting go?
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
Went away when Aviles made an error
Go Royals!
Well, it was nice while it lasted
That Barton’s a real Royals killer, isn’t he.
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
He Was A
1st round pick by the Cards.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 4, 2008 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Gold Glove Guillen shining on defense again
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Sep 4, 2008 6:42 PM EDT reply actions
TEAM LEADER
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
that play was pretty amazing.
- web gem potential
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
and again with the cy young pitcher
Go Royals!
TV discussion: Jose Offerman #1 all-time, career average as a Royal
Perhaps Butler can eventually find a way to take over that top spot.
Offerman .306
Brett .305
Sweeney .299
AVILANCHE
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
5 pitch inning - sweet
our patience at the plate knows no bounds
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
GUILLEN LEADERSHIP
please God let someone stupid trade for him and his salary
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Ramram=very good
SORIA TO THE ROTATION NOW
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
I like Tejeda as a prospective closer as well
Opponents OBP/SLG
Tejeda .265/.272
Soria .258/.282
RamRam .314/.301
All pretty impressive.
I think Killa could have PH for Guillen
Go Royals!
Agreed.
But maybe they didn’t want him to make his ML debut in such a tight game, late innings.
Also, I reeealllly want Shealy to do something heroic here.
+1 on Shealy
but you’ve got three guys in a row who haven’t shown they can hit righties this year…
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
One thing I sense when I watch him bat is,
there are some at-bats in which he just seems destined to strike out. Sometimes he looks like he’s absolutely in control of the strike zone and knows exactly what pitch he wants. But then sometimes, often in the same game as those good ABs, he looks hacky and lost at the plate. Maybe it’s my imagination, but it really looks like two different guys up there from PA to PA.
Nobody fucks with Chest and Brock
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Or he knows that this is his last chance with the Royals and is anxious
He’ll have to OPS 1.200 to get a chance of backup up the Gloaden God
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
SORIA IN NON SAVE SITUATION = PROGRESS
what’s next, is Trey going to figure out platoon splits?
(as if on cue [KOTCHMAN], morse appears)
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you remember your circle of protection?
Because if not, I believe I shall turn you into a llama.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
Kila pinch-hitting for Gator when Guillen's spot rolls around?
Of course, I wouldn’t mind if we went ahead and won first.
I liked using Soria
but, given Trey’s defensive replacements, he seems to think the Royals are winning…
COmpliments rescinded
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
His strategy now
is to just keep them from scoring, and wait for Aviles or Bam Bam to homer.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
and Guillen played a looper into a triple
Go Royals!
"just nod and smile"
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Sep 4, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing like the first game of a doubleheader going to extras
Are we past the trading deadline for GMs?
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
Ryan, you twat
“We’re gonna have a blue sky for the beginning of the second half of the doubleheader.”
Going on record now: we’re going to have a BLACK sky for the beginning of the second half of the doubleheader.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
Make it happen, Lord of Pit Fiends
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Prediction: DDJ is going to be the next Sweeney
Good, but not “good enough” for fans. Seems to be hurt too much, and somehow gets blamed for it. Never appreciated quite enough, even after he’s gone, despite being one of the best players on the team while he was around.
Not as extreme as Sweeney, but the same kind of thing.
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Does anyone else really despise
the whole “squaring to bunt while the pitcher’s still peering in for signs” thing?
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
Yes
But that’s the way the Do it in Japan and Atlanta, I guess
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Can Aviles add to his mojo?
Nevamind DAMN U A’s
KILANOW !!!
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin
I can't believe Hillman is leaving Joey in there
and least he won’t hit into a DP and Billy is next
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin
Capture that TPJ magic!
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
YAY ROYALS WIN
I hope this doesn’t mean Gathright bought himself another year.
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
we just beat an under 1 era reliever
Go Royals!
GATOR just wins ballgames, walkoff hit
Go Royals!
That's the kind of thing winning teams do.
Use their closer in the 9th and 10th. Hold the visitors. Get a guy on 2nd followed by a base hit. Who are these guys?
They're confused
Too many bodies in the clubhouse. They don’t know how to lose now.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
by jonfmorse on Sep 4, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hillman=Genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
nothing much. You could just tell he was pumped.
Said it was a lot of fun being in that position. Doesn’t happen often.
Fun for him.
Not for us.
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
But good for Gator!
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Just because it worked it was stupid
you don’t bunt DDJ
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
+1
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Hillman meant to PH for Gator
But he was in the bathroom
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
The Kahuna Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
lineup for game two
CF DeJesus
LF German
3B Aviles
DH Guillen
1B Butler
2B Callaspo
C Buck
SS Pena
CF GathRIGHT
I’m not kidding either. No Kila Monster.
Rowdy Hardy Fan Club member.
fucking seriously?
Fuck this lineup. No Kila. No Shealy. There aren’t too many PAs to split between those 2…a game with neither of them should never happen.
by minda33 on Sep 4, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Okay, I've had it
only Hillman would go out of his way to have a double header, where the first game goes into extras, where he manages to finally not play Gload (YAY), but only gets Shealy in one game, and Kila gets in neither…
And of course “he” wins the first

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Who needs a RF?
We should just put all three OF in Cf anyway.
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
Davies Is Going
To work inside to righties and away to lefties.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 4, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Hillman must feel bad for the A's. Because with those 3 together,
we really only have 6 innings with a chance to score.
That actually makes a sense
It’s all the starts he gotten against righties (against whom he’s been worse than Teahen this year) that make no sense
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure glad the Royals are accomodating Team Leader and Stud Hitter Jose Guillen
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
Where the hell is Kila?
Didn’t Hillman explicitly say he would start the 2nd game?
realistically speaking
i don't understand why he would say that and then go back on it
realistically speaking
Did he actually say it?
Or did we hope he said it?
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
They said it on the radio...
realistically speaking
Explanation: Trey wants to use Kila as a pinch-hitter
he didn’t use him last game because once you’ve used a guy, he can’t re-enter the doubleheader again. Right?
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
I'm awaiting Rany's post
telling us that Aviles at 3B means they’ve given up on Teahen.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
I didn't even know aviles could PLAY 3b
realistically speaking
Oh yeah, he played there
and 2nd and short in Omaha. He also loves little kids and cured cancer last week.
He can, and he will.
But he’s waiting just a while longer, so we can all learn a valuable lesson about international economics.
Can he field-dress a moose?
‘cause really, that’s guiding my entire voting principle in November.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
How many throws of his ended up in the stands?
The throwing seems to be his problem for the most part
realistically speaking
Oh, for the love of god
Ryan and Split talking about Sweeney not being in the lineup: “Maybe the manager just overlooked that, not realizing the fans might want to see him”
Because, you know, managers make their lineup decisions based on who the fans want to see. Especially in road games.
Dumbfucks.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
Why did Davies have a 1-2-3?
That is not right.
Go Royals!
I expect 7 shutout innings
realistically speaking
Cliff Pennington must be a computer-generated rookie name
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
Aviles wont stop cant stop
realistically speaking
I had a very good Hoagie
early today. Maybe that will help Guillen not be useless.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
Butler is once again looking like the hitter
he was last year.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
LEFTY
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
What? I'm not left-handed!
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Sep 4, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
If he could be this good over the course of a full season
BRB need to get something to wipe up the drool
realistically speaking
YAY BUTLER
And every Hoagy grounder that makes it through gets the Royals a little closer to being able to trade Guillen’s contract to some idiot…
jonofasmodeusrse, are you in charge of the BABIP fairies?
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
He's like a white Jose Guillen!
(with knowledge of the strike zone, and about 11.5 million dollars cheaper)
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that the future for us but with the name Dunn
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin
What a rally
I wish Mike Sweeney was still alive to see this.
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He actually torched one.
I was all set to type “game over” except Hanahan made a play.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
Look how efficient we're being!
Aw
realistically speaking
Bianchi 2-2 Hr 2 Rbi's Wilmington 2 Potomac 2
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin
Now we give up the lead...
go through 18 innings tied at 4, and then win.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
not really.
One was our softball team and the other was a group of guys at work. We drink beer and draft. Then I just try to make sure everyone i’m starting isn’t injured.
Sounds perverted to me.
This site needs more traditional fanly values, I say.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
What the heck?
I get home to watch Kila and NOTHING! Son of Aviles….
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
ewww Oklands 4-9 hitters
.227
.225
.220
.210
.167
.161
Go Royals!
The ghost of Bobo Holloman
smiles at the thought
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
STEAL JOEY STEAL I WANNA SEE YOU ON THIRD NOW
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
indeed, i've always wanted to see it happen.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
They still can't hit
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Sep 4, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Bowen still can't
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Sep 4, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
He really is remarkable
facing one over the minimum and still at 50 pitches already.
0-2 throw one way outside for no reason
Go Royals!
They should have been shattered
when you read that Greinke isn’t starting.
2008 OPS=.813
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 4, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
SLG .444; He
Walks a lot.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 4, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
If we were in Cincinnati or Baltimore they all would have been homers.
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
5-1 outhitting them 6-2 walk are even...
Davies has pitched 10 more pitches then the A’s pitcher…
Go Royals!
I wish Kila was there mashing AA pitching rather than rotting on our bench.
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
Davies and Banni on the same day...
what if we get two wins? What is the world coming too?
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
two wins without Ducky pitching!
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
about what?
hey Phil, how does Alaska feel about Sarah’s performance last night?
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
Feelings Are Changing
Rapidly with all the light being shone on her personal and professional life since last Friday. The ones who like her are impressed, others think it’s a crock.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 4, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
it will be interesting to see how she fares
outside the friendly confines of St. Paul
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yah, still a 20 pitch no stress inning
Go Royals!
Hi-ram Da-vies
(clap, clap, clapclapclap)
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
Football update:
The Redskins look like they will be one of the most horribly coached teams in the NFL. They are doing up-the-gut running plays and long huddles when they need two scores late in the fourth quarter (4+ minutes).
Jim Zorn is not a clock management guru.
(I’m following the Royals too. I hope Bale comes in to close the door [LOL!])
Banny being Banny.
slam that door!
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
lol...nice
my wife told me to keep it down in there.
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
back to back triples
when do you figure was the last time that happened?
I think it is the presence of Kila in the dugout
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
Can we play that A's and the National League
every game?
I think so too.
Good for him getting excited about the Royals.
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
shouldn't Selig require that
Saaaaaaarrrrrrghhhloos play for the Pirates?
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
I had to flag you for that joke
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin
nevermind I'm giving u a -1 though
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin
did you read about the new pirate movie?
it’s rated Aaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!!!!
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch
the bartender says “What’s with the steering wheel?”
the pirate says “Arrrrghhhh, I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
thank you, thank you very much
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
I was just about to say if JoGiu triples
it’ll be the end of the world.
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
k now for the dangerous Davies 5th
Go Royals!
Butler still put one close to the track.
I’d read a month or so ago on Baseball Prospectus a remark made about Moustakas. He flew out to shallow CF and a few of the scouts kind of whistled and looked around at each other. The writer looked at one and asked what happened, why were they acting shocked. The scout had told him, the hang time on the fly ball was one of the longest he’d seen at that level in his time as a scout. He believed that showed good contact and great power.
Anyways, I say that because that’s what I see when Butler flies out a lot of the time.
Cortes has five walks for NWA
Yet we are still tied 1-1 in the 6th. Go Naturals.
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
ONce again, I leave, and when I come back the Royals have put up a bunch of runs
Maybe the Royals should let Zack and Meche start more against lefties
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
not to be mean
but maybe you should leave and come back more often. At least once every inning.
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
Bianchi is 5-10 with a 2B and HR in the playoffs so far....
will he be a SS in the bigs?
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
but that DP saved us some runs....really....
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
Saturday - be there!
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
i can't wait to see
the flying Pena-heads rain down onto the field (as mentioned in previous threads)
do you think he will start that game?
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
but wouldn't it be worse to not play on your special day?
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
note to Royals pitchers
when you have a big lead, don’t walk leadoff batters
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
Are we seriously
down to only Bale in the Bullpen?
Because I would rather see TPJ pitch, and I dont want to ever see him as a Royal again
Go Royals!
Esty!
did he do a bat flip? game isn’t on TV here
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
it's too bad
No Royal can win the batting title
Don't Stop Believing!
The Missing Link!
Does it again!
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
errors
these As really suck
Don't Stop Believing!
Hosey tried to GIDP
he wants that team title
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
Ryan Is Attempting
To tout TPJ’s superior range and he’s having a hard time doing it.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
Guillen out
KILA IS IN THE GAME!!!
Don't Stop Believing!
I'm having flashbacks to last year and Huber
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
Fucking Unbelievable! We'll
Probably see G-Load in RF.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
at least he could get his uniform dirty
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
-IZED

OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
He's
a lot thinner than I expected.
Don't Stop Believing!
that's what *** ****
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
the water was cold
shrinkage.
Don't Stop Believing!
no picture of George?
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
beenie weenies and Raman
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
Beanie Weenies=Luxury
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 4, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
thanx four thee speling korexshun
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
Very Creative
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 4, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
i think it's doable
I mean, we have what, 40 hits tonight?
Don't Stop Believing!
95 MPH With
Good movement on the outside corner; see ya.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
i believe it's
see ya, Sucka.
Don't Stop Believing!
No pic?
OMG Banny. FWIW I am only crdtng u w/3 runs allwd bc of DDJ OMFG
by Matt Klaassen on Sep 4, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
















