Game 142 Open Thread - Indians (68-72) at Royals (61-80)
Cleveland Indians at Kansas City Royals, Sep 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT
Zack Greinke (3.67 ERA) takes on Forrest Lee (2.32 ERA) in a matchup of genius. These guys are like Niels Bohr and Erwin Schrodinger facing off at the Solvay Conference.
Just a reminder, but if you are interested in talking Chiefs today, Arrowhead Pride has a game thread up.
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A great pitchers game today would be great.
1-0 Royals with a BamBam homerun.
by Warden11 on Sep 7, 2008 1:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no more FSN on the weekends
until the end of the season. I won’t lie, I was more concerned with college football than the Royals yesterday. I doubt I’m the only one. But I’m listening today.
by kyyrewyyoae on Sep 7, 2008 1:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Butler is playing 1st today...
…not like we have TWO other 1B we desperately need to evaluate this month.
by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nosoupforyou
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Injuns announcer just said
“Scott Grienke starting for Kansas City…”
Oy.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So much for "Olivo starting the rest of the season"
Who started that rumor?
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Arrrgh
I’m unhappy about this game not being on tv.
by Randa4life on Sep 7, 2008 2:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Chew Choo
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Aviles went up as high as he could
and timed it perfectly. Missed it by a half-inch.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Buck almost picked Choo off 2nd
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This AB can end any time now, I've seen enough
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well, I MEANT with an out…
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man that was an awful pitch
Late on every fastball, and you throw him a slider? Ugh
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How the fuck did two runs score?
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lazy asshole in the outfield not charging the ball
and runners going on the pitch.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How is that not an error?
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are these things called "the rules"
which stipulate that it’s not?
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is going to be a long game
Or a very short one, depending on how you look at it
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did he throw any balls in that 9 pitch inning?
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 2:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sure, but we swung at'em
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just threw up in my mouth a little
Indians announcers comparing Lee to Clemens.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
By the way, obligatory lineups post
Cleveland (HR/RBI/AVG):
CF Sizemore, Grady 31 84 .271
3B Carroll, Jamey 1 29 .274
LF Choo, Shin-Soo 9 45 .296
SS Peralta, Jhonny 21 78 .276
DH Martinez, Victor 1 24 .278
1B Garko, Ryan 10 72 .252
C Shoppach, Kelly 17 47 .264
RF Gutierrez, Franklin 8 37 .232
2B Cabrera, Asdrubal 4 30 .233
Kansas City (HR/RBI/AVG):
RF DeJesus, David 10 63 .300
SS Aviles, Mike 7 39 .329
DH Guillen, Jose 18 86 .252
1B Butler, Billy 10 53 .279
3B Teahen, Mark 12 48 .243
C Buck, John 8 43 .221
2B Callaspo, Alberto 0 9 .297
LF German, Esteban 0 21 .246
CF Gathright, Joey 0 19 .251
by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why? WHY?
Why can’t we ever get the third goddamn out?
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
0-2 to a walk to a horrible hitter
Loss of concentration I guess.
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
46 pitches through two
blech
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lee just thrrew a ball
and Teahen didn’t swing at it
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So that's how Buck is successful against Lee!
He actually takes the balls! Genius.
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Brilliant!
He’d better hurry and patent that idea before someone else catches on.
by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, the Alberto method
Swing at two balls OUT of the strike zone then take one IN the strike zone. Genius folks
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, so my eyes were glazed over
sue me
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well we HAVE had two people on base, a hit and a walk.. we usually don't do one or the other the whole game.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If Greinke could get back the fastball control he had his rookie year
We’d be looking at a possible sub 3 ERA
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i hate choo choo.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not really privvy to the ways of the Chiefs, but
Are they, like, going to score at all?
by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 2:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They're playing today?
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
currently, i think its still 7-3 Pats. the chiefs LB hit Brady in the ankle, so he had to leave the game.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oops 14-3 Pats...
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LJ has a phenomenal
2.6 Y/C
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just turned it on, looks ugly
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
joey loves that high stuff.
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by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 2:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Joey may just have injured Jeremy Sowers
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gathright swings at one above eye level
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I really REALLY
want to go to a Royals fantasy camp.
If only I had 3 grand to throw at something like that.
by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 3:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not old enuogh
You gotta be like 35 or something
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh damn.
If I start saving my pocket change, I’ll have enough to go do it by the time I’m 35!
by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could be wrong, but I think the idea is they don't want a bunch of young guys coming in
and raising the level of play too high ;]
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like $200 a year
You can do it!
(Of course, by then it’ll be $10K.)
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Of course, by then it’ll be $10K.)
Well yes, because these things cost a lot more for a winning team.
by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not...
…exactly where I was going with that. (cough)
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed.
Oh dear, you seem to have come down with a cough. You OK, dearest jonfmorse?
by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fine, fine
just choked on some dollars.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hah! Pronk's busy playing in the Eastern League playoffs.
Damned cheating Indians.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cliff Lee owning us just like any other smart pitcher
28 strikes, 8 balls
just throwing it over the middle of th eplate
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
chiefs scored..
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 3:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Chiefs scored!?!! That's about as shocking as when the Royals take a walk...
Huard to Bowe.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Sep 7, 2008 3:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, see, that explains it
“Huard.”
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
True. Brody banged up his shoulder.
In other news……St Louis may be the worst team in the NFL this year. Down 28-0 to Philly. 8 offensive drives and 5 three-and-outs.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Sep 7, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno
I haven’t checked on them since late in the 1st quarter, but at that time Detroit was losing 21-0.
To Atlanta.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ya, thats changed, detroits come back. but atlanta looked good.
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by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hardly think outscoring the other team 14-10
after spotting them 3 TDs is “coming back.”
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats fine, i think that scoring at all is coming back some.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
St Louis 9 for 9 in punts now....DeSean Jackson about took a punt back to the house.
Ahhh Saint Louis…..I feel so much sympathy.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Sep 7, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"garbage time"
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They've put at least 1 td on the board....roy williams....
but yes, they’ll be in contention as well.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Sep 7, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're winning the pitch count battle
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As if the fact that I've now referred to them four times isn't enough evidence
God, these Indians announcers are horrible. That last flyout by Guillen? “Lofts that one out to right field…”
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he meant left.. but said right.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i watched the two RBI singles from our game yesterday.
the analyst announcer said that the indians outfield did a horrible job at cutting off the throw since germy moved upt o second on the throw, then the next play DDJ singles them both in and the announcers are like “AH SEE! I TOLD YOU! THATS WHAT HAPPENS! GAH!”
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
will Kila get over 15 PAs this season?
by royalsreview on Sep 7, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Comeback Starts Now
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now buck swings at one abve eye level
we r good
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey!~
they are really good lucking at first.
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by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2-0
he swings and grounds out
BRILLAIANT
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, I just can't be offended by Royals being Royals
when I have two morons yapping at me and insulting my intelligence.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Announcers, Chapter Five
Trying to cleverly reference the reasons for ’Berto being on the DL, yet someone just managing to sound stupid.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ooof, the Chiefs defense just left
a lane a mile wide for Cassel to creep through for an easy first down. 5 minutes left, 14-10.
by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 3:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not feelin' the comeback
Any word on how bad Croyle’s injury is?
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping it's severe enough
to require amputation of whatever it is.
Well, maybe not if it’s a neck injury. I suppose that would be TOO extreme.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's really been awful
So unimpressive
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's his shoulder...not neck. so you're fine.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Sep 7, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's too bad
I was actually warming to the possibility of the guillotine.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zack since the first inning
4IP, 0H, 2BB, 7K
Thrown too many pitches, but he might give us 6.
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the Gil Meche story
as told to Bob Dutton
by royalsreview on Sep 7, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joey better bunt
THat’s all he can do
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How do you miss bunting a fastball right down the middle
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Joey is so worthless
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A.L. Leaders in sac hits
According to the graphic:
Gathright KC 10
Aybar LAA 9
Somebody else 9
Eckstein ARI 9
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Two more pitches right down the middle to David
incapable of doing anything with them
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
remember his semi-power surge like two months ago
happy times
by royalsreview on Sep 7, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A cruel and malicious tease.
Clearly, he has no respect for us to treat us in such an unseemly manner.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I'd vote for Francisco for MVP, but there's no way he wins the Cy Young over Cliff."
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How dumb does a guy have to be to say something like that?
I mean… GAH.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should of stolen that bag 2 batters ago Esty
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Avilanche slump continues
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit
Now Trey’s going to panic and put Ross in the game.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Peralta grounds out to the left side with a runner on 2B
Clearly auditioning for a job with the Royals.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
whoa chiefs monster pass play...down to the 5 yd line
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Sep 7, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not nearly as amazing as watching Esty fall on his ass and flail helplessly, I bet
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
was esty trying to do a bat flip in the OF?
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
victor f'ing martinez
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm turning the game off
Royals vs. Cliff Lee? It was a foregone fucking conclusion to begin with.
by Porcus on Sep 7, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Zack gets some of the absolute worst defense in baseball
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And Bowe drops the TD....
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by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 3:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Royals-esque
He had it
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looked like the defense that Grienke gets.
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by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perfect Game Update....Chris Young (SD) good through 6 vs. Milwaukee
65 pitches through 6
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Sep 7, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
CYoung is good.
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by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and tall.
and another guy that Texas traded away for nothing.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Sep 7, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN Insider RealTime
which, you know, is something you pay for… has been consistently at least three plays behind the normal free boxscore, drive chart, and play by play all afternoon for the Chiefs game.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What an ending to the Chiefs game.
Uuuuuuuuugly. Such a great chance.
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Chiefs lose. Not surprising they couldn't score from the 5 yd line
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Sep 7, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's okay.
Can you imagine what would happen if we’d beaten the PATRIOTS to start the season? People would actually think we were going to be good, and then next thing you know it’s late May and we’re losing 12 games in a row and…
oh, sorry, flashback.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I post a race for the #1 draft pick and I get roasted....
But it’s ok for everyone to say that they don’t think the chiefs will win….
it’s a weird world we live in.
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didn't see anything wrong with your post....it was pretty funny actually.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Sep 7, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you.
I was trying to make the end of a dreadful season interesting. NYRoyal grilled me. He questioned my fanhood! If you’ve seen those ESPN 360 commercials….
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by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The complacency on the Chiefs board is unbelievable.
Hey it’s ok to lose. We should of. It was the Pats. We didn’t get blown out. It’s ok. You’ll be better next week….
Where is Herm when you need him? You play to win the game.
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 3:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT A 2 OUT RBI HIT
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
RBI? Am I
That far behind?
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't you time travel?
I can time travel.
by Porcus on Sep 7, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
mlb.tv Can, But
Only backwards. Every time it hiccups it gets farther behind. I rebooted it and it’s way closer to real time now.
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by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, But The
Morris twins have been ruled eligible at KU.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/basketball/ncaa/09/04/kansas.morris.ap/index.html?eref=si_ncaab
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How hard can it be to get eligibility
for a community college, anyway?
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I Take That
To be an insult.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't help it
It’s genetic. I bleed purple.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Great Niece
Is at K-State right now. My cousin was third string QB for them for a while in the late 60’s. I have nothing against K-State, but when it comes to basketball, KU is my school.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fastball right down the middle
fly ball to center
we hit GOOD
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Chris Young perfect through 7 in Milwaukee
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Sep 7, 2008 4:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how it must feel to know you are 6 outs away from immortality
realistically speaking
by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better Than Being
6 outs from mortality.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno
The Mets were 6 outs from mortality once, and they won the World Series.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Thus, Immortality
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Girl's got bad taste
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let me go look for a shit I can give
there has to be one around here somewhere.
by Porcus on Sep 7, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Was This
One.

She’s been married to Jimmy Connors since 1980.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, Grady
You are the door to John Bale’s fist.
by Porcus on Sep 7, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm switching over to the Padres
audio feed for now.
by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 4:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's not raining there...
you jinxed it. Poor guy.
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by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kapler
just ruined the perfecto, the no-no, and the shutout all at once with two out in the 8th
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I always hated him
now I reallly hate him.
I mean, they’re going to lose anyway, what the fuck’s the point of hitting a home run?
by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's totally selfish
He’s just padding his stats.
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gabe the Babe
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SWEEPY NOW
I do believe a bat tied to a broom would have a better chance of bunting than Joey.
by Porcus on Sep 7, 2008 4:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So 8 Ks for Greinke...
and we can’t get to Clifford. Fun.
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by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
On a positive note
The god-king Cliff Lee is at 95 pitches. Maybe the Indians will 2007-Gil-Meche it.
by Porcus on Sep 7, 2008 4:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Where's JoeBo when we need him?
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by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
boston, right? didn't they sign him?
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Sep 7, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh
http://mlb.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=111244
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by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Married, wife's name is Tatum"
Is that… French?
by Porcus on Sep 7, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's gonna suck next year either way
this is his esteban loazia phase
by royalsreview on Sep 7, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BUT WE MUST WIN NOW
We must continue our March To 82 Wins!
by Porcus on Sep 7, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think just maybe the Indians
wonder what might have been this year if they’d had Victor Martinez all year?
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by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So Do The
Royals.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not bad, Bale
Let us all punch the nearest door in triumph.
by Porcus on Sep 7, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can't reach
Will a glass window work?
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by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, because it might
do more permanent damage to the window than to your hand.
To properly honor Bale, you gotta punch something that will defeat your hand in battle.
by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Concrete Window
Is preferable.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about stained glass?
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by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Nice Compromise.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My hand is hurting....
I think I may have broke something.
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
between him and Carlos Quentin.... which is worse? punching a door cause you aren't in the bigs or punching your bat because you foul off a cockshot?
Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.
by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is anyone else amazed
that Butler’s clawed his way back to .280?
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah
his batting average never really died, just his power.
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by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
true he can hit singles all day long.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I guess JoGui must own CLee
He’s 2-3 today.
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by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, He Really
Smoked that one.
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by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a bad drive by Billy
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bullpen time
I suddenly feel hopeful.
(Though that’s probably a huge mistake)
by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 4:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You Just Made
That up, right?
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did
It’s going to be the centerpiece of this new epic poem I’m writing.
I think I’ll title it “Inferno.”
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As In "Disco"?
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burn, baby, burn
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It'll Be A
Hit.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why so serious?
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by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Serious Is The
New sarcasm.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baseball is serious business
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. Sex, violence, and rock n' roll are serious business
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nonsense
Those things are FUN
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
John Mellencamp disagrees
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who cares what he thinks?
He thought pink houses were cool, too.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and Jack & Diane
was totally a light-hearted song about America.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mmmmm....Tastee Freeze
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by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was about 2 American kids
growing up in the Heartland
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
by buddyball on Sep 7, 2008 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or doing the best they could or something
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by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Making one of those nicknames with Rafael Perez
does not work.
by Porcus on Sep 7, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RaPer?
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by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go-ahead run at the plate!
Of course, it’s Buck.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Teahie Needed
A serious bat extender to reach that one.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that's what, oh well, never mind
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
by buddyball on Sep 7, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very Pena-esque AB for Buck
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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well, on the bright side, he didn't GIDP
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by buddyball on Sep 7, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2008/09/07/the-brief-wondrous-life-of-angel-berroa/
Joe thanks RR for the game.
by Warden11 on Sep 7, 2008 4:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hes blushing. teehee
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The next year, one Royals employee went to the Dominican to scout some games or whatever. And in the middle of the day, he hears someone call his name. He turns around and it’s Jose Lima … WEARING A FULL ROYALS UNIFORM. Everything. Pants. Socks. The whole bit. During the offseason. In the middle of the day. In the Dominican Republic.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the cool part is that will then be posted on si.com .. cause they go there now.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Callie Nearly Tied
The game.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
was it a deep fly ball? I have no TV or radio today
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by buddyball on Sep 7, 2008 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, And Choo
Was playing deep short; he barely caught up to it at the track.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
crap, was that our best chance to tie it?
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
by buddyball on Sep 7, 2008 4:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what a person who was bad at tying shoes said
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice inning, Tejeda
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by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
haven't been able to say that very often lately
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by buddyball on Sep 7, 2008 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, no bat flip
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by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Kahuna Must
PH for Gator.
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by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That would make too much sense
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by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, We Need
Runners, not a rally killer.
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by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who The Hell
Is Jensen Lewis?
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by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A reliever with a reversable name
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by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somewhere
Aviles Mike is reading your comment and crying.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am near tears
from laughing so hard.
Just wow.
by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wikipedia says
he’s a pitcher for the Cleveland Indians.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why is the Gator batting here?
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by buddyball on Sep 7, 2008 4:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
To cause all of us pain.
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by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
To Make Lewis
Work.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There we go
Tying run in the form of Aviles!
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by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 5:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mikey's bat wiggle
is off, somehow. He needs to study the video and correct that, it’ll help him get back on track.
(I’m actually serious.)
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 5:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He adjusts the speed of it
depending on the pace of the pitcher.
by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not the speed
He’s looping it around in huge circles, not the tight ones he normally does.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe so.
Porcus, you’ve noticed this too, right?
by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's it, and that's all.
Those damn Native Americans.
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by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I should know better than to
let myself get emotionally invested in Royals games. It only ever ends in heartache.
by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Someday, you too will be
so embittered that you become unfazed and dispassionate.
Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.
by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've only been a Royals fan for 20 years
so I’ve got a little ways to go.
by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
These Guys Are
Da bomb.
http://www.geocities.com/thatribe2001/

I actually have one of their CD’s.
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by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 5:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
my favorite Niels Bohr story
earlier in his career, his research was supported by the Carlsburg Brewing Company and his lab was at the brewery. The story goes that at the end of each day, the brewmeister would bring in a few pitchers of beer for the boys in the lab. He liked his beer.
The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib
by buddyball on Sep 7, 2008 5:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
after today's loss...
i predict a 20-game winning streak and a .500 record! PROGRESS!
where tpj happens.
by blue bandwagon on Sep 7, 2008 7:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
excellent!
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by buddyball on Sep 7, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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