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Game 142 Open Thread - Indians (68-72) at Royals (61-80)

Cleveland Indians at Kansas City Royals, Sep 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT


Zack Greinke (3.67 ERA) takes on Forrest Lee (2.32 ERA) in a matchup of genius. These guys are like Niels Bohr and Erwin Schrodinger facing off at the Solvay Conference.

Just a reminder, but if you are interested in talking Chiefs today, Arrowhead Pride has a game thread up.

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No FSN again today?

by Warden11 on Sep 7, 2008 12:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no more FSN on the weekends

until the end of the season. I won’t lie, I was more concerned with college football than the Royals yesterday. I doubt I’m the only one. But I’m listening today.

by kyyrewyyoae on Sep 7, 2008 1:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Butler is playing 1st today...

…not like we have TWO other 1B we desperately need to evaluate this month.

by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who's DH?

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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guillen

Because he can hit…so….well?

by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Kila 4 U!

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nosoupforyou

Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.

by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Injuns announcer just said

“Scott Grienke starting for Kansas City…”

Oy.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So much for "Olivo starting the rest of the season"

Who started that rumor?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Arrrgh

I’m unhappy about this game not being on tv.

by Randa4life on Sep 7, 2008 2:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Aviles went up as high as he could

and timed it perfectly. Missed it by a half-inch.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Buck almost picked Choo off 2nd

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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well, I MEANT with an out…

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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man that was an awful pitch

Late on every fastball, and you throw him a slider? Ugh

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lazy asshole in the outfield not charging the ball

and runners going on the pitch.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are these things called "the rules"

which stipulate that it’s not?

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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is going to be a long game

Or a very short one, depending on how you look at it

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed...

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did he throw any balls in that 9 pitch inning?

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 2:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I just threw up in my mouth a little

Indians announcers comparing Lee to Clemens.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

By the way, obligatory lineups post

Cleveland (HR/RBI/AVG):
CF Sizemore, Grady 31 84 .271
3B Carroll, Jamey 1 29 .274
LF Choo, Shin-Soo 9 45 .296
SS Peralta, Jhonny 21 78 .276
DH Martinez, Victor 1 24 .278
1B Garko, Ryan 10 72 .252
C Shoppach, Kelly 17 47 .264
RF Gutierrez, Franklin 8 37 .232
2B Cabrera, Asdrubal 4 30 .233

Kansas City (HR/RBI/AVG):

RF DeJesus, David 10 63 .300
SS Aviles, Mike 7 39 .329
DH Guillen, Jose 18 86 .252
1B Butler, Billy 10 53 .279
3B Teahen, Mark 12 48 .243
C Buck, John 8 43 .221
2B Callaspo, Alberto 0 9 .297
LF German, Esteban 0 21 .246
CF Gathright, Joey 0 19 .251

by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why? WHY?

Why can’t we ever get the third goddamn out?

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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

0-2 to a walk to a horrible hitter

Loss of concentration I guess.

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

46 pitches through two

blech

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lee just thrrew a ball

and Teahen didn’t swing at it

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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So that's how Buck is successful against Lee!

He actually takes the balls! Genius.

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Brilliant!

He’d better hurry and patent that idea before someone else catches on.

by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too late

Callaspo decided it was a good idea too, only Lee failed to throw him any balls.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, the Alberto method

Swing at two balls OUT of the strike zone then take one IN the strike zone. Genius folks

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, so my eyes were glazed over

sue me

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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Greinke could get back the fastball control he had his rookie year

We’d be looking at a possible sub 3 ERA

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i hate choo choo.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're playing today?

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oops 14-3 Pats...

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LJ has a phenomenal

2.6 Y/C

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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

14-3

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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

joey loves that high stuff.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 2:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I really REALLY

want to go to a Royals fantasy camp.

If only I had 3 grand to throw at something like that.

by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 3:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not old enuogh

You gotta be like 35 or something

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh damn.

If I start saving my pocket change, I’ll have enough to go do it by the time I’m 35!

by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like $200 a year

You can do it!

(Of course, by then it’ll be $10K.)

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Of course, by then it’ll be $10K.)

Well yes, because these things cost a lot more for a winning team.

by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not...

…exactly where I was going with that. (cough)

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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed.

Oh dear, you seem to have come down with a cough. You OK, dearest jonfmorse?

by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fine, fine

just choked on some dollars.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hah! Pronk's busy playing in the Eastern League playoffs.

Damned cheating Indians.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cliff Lee owning us just like any other smart pitcher

28 strikes, 8 balls
just throwing it over the middle of th eplate

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

chiefs scored..

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 3:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lies

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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, see, that explains it

“Huard.”

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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True. Brody banged up his shoulder.

In other news……St Louis may be the worst team in the NFL this year. Down 28-0 to Philly. 8 offensive drives and 5 three-and-outs.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Sep 7, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno

I haven’t checked on them since late in the 1st quarter, but at that time Detroit was losing 21-0.

To Atlanta.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As if the fact that I've now referred to them four times isn't enough evidence

God, these Indians announcers are horrible. That last flyout by Guillen? “Lofts that one out to right field…”

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he meant left.. but said right.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i watched the two RBI singles from our game yesterday.

the analyst announcer said that the indians outfield did a horrible job at cutting off the throw since germy moved upt o second on the throw, then the next play DDJ singles them both in and the announcers are like “AH SEE! I TOLD YOU! THATS WHAT HAPPENS! GAH!”

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh-huh

I tell you, if you’re a baseball announcer, that’s the one mistake you should never, ever, ever embarrass yourself by making.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO

Will Hillman still be alive after this season?

by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Comeback Starts Now

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now buck swings at one abve eye level

we r good

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey!~

they are really good lucking at first.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2-0

he swings and grounds out

BRILLAIANT

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

See, I just can't be offended by Royals being Royals

when I have two morons yapping at me and insulting my intelligence.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Announcers, Chapter Five

Trying to cleverly reference the reasons for ’Berto being on the DL, yet someone just managing to sound stupid.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ooof, the Chiefs defense just left

a lane a mile wide for Cassel to creep through for an easy first down. 5 minutes left, 14-10.

by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 3:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not feelin' the comeback

Any word on how bad Croyle’s injury is?

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm hoping it's severe enough

to require amputation of whatever it is.

Well, maybe not if it’s a neck injury. I suppose that would be TOO extreme.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's too bad

I was actually warming to the possibility of the guillotine.

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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zack since the first inning

4IP, 0H, 2BB, 7K

Thrown too many pitches, but he might give us 6.

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Joey better bunt

THat’s all he can do

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Joey is so worthless

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A.L. Leaders in sac hits

According to the graphic:

Gathright KC 10
Aybar LAA 9
Somebody else 9
Eckstein ARI 9

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Two more pitches right down the middle to David

incapable of doing anything with them

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit

Now Trey’s going to panic and put Ross in the game.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Peralta grounds out to the left side with a runner on 2B

Clearly auditioning for a job with the Royals.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

victor f'ing martinez

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm turning the game off

Royals vs. Cliff Lee? It was a foregone fucking conclusion to begin with.

by Porcus on Sep 7, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And Bowe drops the TD....

Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.

by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 3:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Royals-esque

He had it

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looked like the defense that Grienke gets.

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by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CYoung is good.

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by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and tall.

and another guy that Texas traded away for nothing.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Sep 7, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN Insider RealTime

which, you know, is something you pay for… has been consistently at least three plays behind the normal free boxscore, drive chart, and play by play all afternoon for the Chiefs game.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What an ending to the Chiefs game.

Uuuuuuuuugly. Such a great chance.

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's okay.

Can you imagine what would happen if we’d beaten the PATRIOTS to start the season? People would actually think we were going to be good, and then next thing you know it’s late May and we’re losing 12 games in a row and…

oh, sorry, flashback.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I post a race for the #1 draft pick and I get roasted....

But it’s ok for everyone to say that they don’t think the chiefs will win….

it’s a weird world we live in.

Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.

by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you.

I was trying to make the end of a dreadful season interesting. NYRoyal grilled me. He questioned my fanhood! If you’ve seen those ESPN 360 commercials….

Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.

by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The complacency on the Chiefs board is unbelievable.

Hey it’s ok to lose. We should of. It was the Pats. We didn’t get blown out. It’s ok. You’ll be better next week….

Where is Herm when you need him? You play to win the game.

Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.

by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 3:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RBI? Am I

That far behind?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mlb.tv Can, But

Only backwards. Every time it hiccups it gets farther behind. I rebooted it and it’s way closer to real time now.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

But that’s only because Lee just tried to hit Esty in the nuts.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, But The

Morris twins have been ruled eligible at KU.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/basketball/ncaa/09/04/kansas.morris.ap/index.html?eref=si_ncaab

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How hard can it be to get eligibility

for a community college, anyway?

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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I Take That

To be an insult.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't help it

It’s genetic. I bleed purple.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My Great Niece

Is at K-State right now. My cousin was third string QB for them for a while in the late 60’s. I have nothing against K-State, but when it comes to basketball, KU is my school.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fastball right down the middle

fly ball to center

we hit GOOD

realistically speaking

by slayor on Sep 7, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Better Than Being

6 outs from mortality.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno

The Mets were 6 outs from mortality once, and they won the World Series.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Thus, Immortality

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, Grady

You are the door to John Bale’s fist.

by Porcus on Sep 7, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's not raining there...

you jinxed it. Poor guy.

Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.

by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kapler

just ruined the perfecto, the no-no, and the shutout all at once with two out in the 8th

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I always hated him

now I reallly hate him.

I mean, they’re going to lose anyway, what the fuck’s the point of hitting a home run?

by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's totally selfish

He’s just padding his stats.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gabe the Babe

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SWEEPY NOW

I do believe a bat tied to a broom would have a better chance of bunting than Joey.

by Porcus on Sep 7, 2008 4:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i concuR

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So 8 Ks for Greinke...

and we can’t get to Clifford. Fun.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Think just maybe the Indians

wonder what might have been this year if they’d had Victor Martinez all year?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So Do The

Royals.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not bad, Bale

Let us all punch the nearest door in triumph.

by Porcus on Sep 7, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can't reach

Will a glass window work?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, because it might

do more permanent damage to the window than to your hand.

To properly honor Bale, you gotta punch something that will defeat your hand in battle.

by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm...

would someone’s face work?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Concrete Window

Is preferable.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about stained glass?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Nice Compromise.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My hand is hurting....

 I think I may have broke something.

Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.

by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is anyone else amazed

that Butler’s clawed his way back to .280?

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes.

And that he may claw to .285 is even more insane.

Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.

by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

his batting average never really died, just his power.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

true he can hit singles all day long.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I guess JoGui must own CLee

He’s 2-3 today.

Don't forget to send your broken maples to the US Forest Service.

by 306008 on Sep 7, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, He Really

Smoked that one.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a bad drive by Billy

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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bullpen time

I suddenly feel hopeful.

(Though that’s probably a huge mistake)

by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 4:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You Just Made

That up, right?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did

It’s going to be the centerpiece of this new epic poem I’m writing.

I think I’ll title it “Inferno.”

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As In "Disco"?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burn, baby, burn

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by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It'll Be A

Hit.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why so serious?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Serious Is The

New sarcasm.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baseball is serious business

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No. Sex, violence, and rock n' roll are serious business

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nonsense

Those things are FUN

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

John Mellencamp disagrees

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who cares what he thinks?

He thought pink houses were cool, too.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Jack & Diane

was totally a light-hearted song about America.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mmmmm....Tastee Freeze

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was about 2 American kids

growing up in the Heartland

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Sep 7, 2008 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or doing the best they could or something

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

R-Per :P

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by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RaPer?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Raffie?

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Sep 7, 2008 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go-ahead run at the plate!

Of course, it’s Buck.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Teahie Needed

A serious bat extender to reach that one.

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by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that's what, oh well, never mind

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Sep 7, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very Pena-esque AB for Buck

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well, on the bright side, he didn't GIDP

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Sep 7, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hes blushing. teehee

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Sep 7, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome!

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The next year, one Royals employee went to the Dominican to scout some games or whatever. And in the middle of the day, he hears someone call his name. He turns around and it’s Jose Lima … WEARING A FULL ROYALS UNIFORM. Everything. Pants. Socks. The whole bit. During the offseason. In the middle of the day. In the Dominican Republic.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Callie Nearly Tied

The game.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

was it a deep fly ball? I have no TV or radio today

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by buddyball on Sep 7, 2008 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, And Choo

Was playing deep short; he barely caught up to it at the track.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

crap, was that our best chance to tie it?

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Sep 7, 2008 4:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's what a person who was bad at tying shoes said

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice inning, Tejeda

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haven't been able to say that very often lately

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by buddyball on Sep 7, 2008 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, no bat flip

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by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Kahuna Must

PH for Gator.

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by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That would make too much sense

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, We Need

Runners, not a rally killer.

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by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who The Hell

Is Jensen Lewis?

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by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 4:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A reliever with a reversable name

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by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somewhere

Aviles Mike is reading your comment and crying.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am near tears

from laughing so hard.

Just wow.

by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poor guy

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wikipedia says

he’s a pitcher for the Cleveland Indians.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wikipedia

is a truly awesome research tool.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why is the Gator batting here?

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Sep 7, 2008 4:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

To cause all of us pain.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To Make Lewis

Work.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There we go

Tying run in the form of Aviles!

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 5:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mikey's bat wiggle

is off, somehow. He needs to study the video and correct that, it’ll help him get back on track.

(I’m actually serious.)

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 5:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He adjusts the speed of it

depending on the pace of the pitcher.

by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not the speed

He’s looping it around in huge circles, not the tight ones he normally does.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

It just depends on the pitcher and who knows what else.

by Porcus on Sep 7, 2008 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe so.

Porcus, you’ve noticed this too, right?

by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's it, and that's all.

Those damn Native Americans.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Sep 7, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I should know better than to

let myself get emotionally invested in Royals games. It only ever ends in heartache.

by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Someday, you too will be

so embittered that you become unfazed and dispassionate.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Sep 7, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've only been a Royals fan for 20 years

so I’ve got a little ways to go.

by minda33 on Sep 7, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The March

To 81 Wins continues!

by Porcus on Sep 7, 2008 5:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

These Guys Are

Da bomb.
http://www.geocities.com/thatribe2001/

I actually have one of their CD’s.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2008 5:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

my favorite Niels Bohr story

earlier in his career, his research was supported by the Carlsburg Brewing Company and his lab was at the brewery. The story goes that at the end of each day, the brewmeister would bring in a few pitchers of beer for the boys in the lab. He liked his beer.

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future. - Collected sayings of Muad'Dib

by buddyball on Sep 7, 2008 5:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

after today's loss...

i predict a 20-game winning streak and a .500 record! PROGRESS!

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Sep 7, 2008 7:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

excellent!

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by buddyball on Sep 7, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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