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Am I the only one who could care less about the Royal’s affiliates? If there are in fact over 80 of them then by your pace this feature will be going on for the next decade…NO! GOD NO! When shows aren’t popular, networks cancel them. Take a hint from them and take this lame horse out back and blow its brains out…figuratively. Now back to our regularly scheduled program.

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i agree...very assholish...

whats the point in talking shit on them? skipping over an affiliate profile once every two months takes about 10 seconds out of your year…less time than it took to write that response.

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Jan 27, 2009 2:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

Have you ever clicked around the other baseball blogs on SBNation? Most of them suck. This has to be one of the best sports community blogs out there.

by Trey Hillman's Chin on Jan 27, 2009 7:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I like the affiliates series quite a bit

I think the Great Plains gets really overlooked when it comes to American romanticism. People fall in love with the classic deep south and its manners and charm. The Scandanavian no-nonsense of the upper midwest is seen by many as endearing. The rust belt of Ohio/Michigan/Pennsylvania is seen as gritty and the backbone of America.

The great plains, the breadbasket of America is far too often overlooked, and I think Will does an excellent job capturing some of the plainness of the area, and I mean that in the best sense possible. It is plain, reassuringly so. They have their modest claims of fame, their peppy cheer squads, their small colleges, their once thriving downtown…these are the towns that helped build America.

I appreciate the series Will, keep it up!

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jan 27, 2009 9:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd consider 22 in less than three years a pretty good pace actually

2006: 9
2007: 5
2008: 7 (I actually got married this year)
2009: ??

I’d kinda like to do more, but there is something to be said for keeping it occasional.

by Freneau on Jan 27, 2009 1:51 AM EST reply actions  

I like the pace

They are particularly good for offseason months where very little is happening and for extended losing streaks. It’s often good to have something to focus on other than cruel or boring reality.

The immoderate moderator

by Scott McKinney on Jan 27, 2009 1:57 AM EST up reply actions  

is it just me or has this off-season been crazy?

the signings have seemed pretty spaced out, and in the middle there was the winter meetings

around new years I was a little bored, then bam: Bloomquist & now Greinke day

and we’ve still barely touched on the TEahen to Second thing (relatively)

by Freneau on Jan 27, 2009 2:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes, it has been very active and weird

A lot of action before and around the winter meetings, then the tender/non-tenders and then Bloomquist and now Greinke.

The immoderate moderator

by Scott McKinney on Jan 27, 2009 2:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Been a very boring off-season

Unless you a Royals fan, which is odd because its usually quite the opposite.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jan 27, 2009 9:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Well.

Will, im just mad at you until 5:52 PM Tomorrow… Ive decided to be mad at you for a 24 hour time period for your post about Greinke’s contract.. But at 5:53 we are all good again

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on Jan 27, 2009 2:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Greinke day

Can January 26 be a Royals National holiday? Greinke Day….Chipotle for everyone!

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Jan 27, 2009 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought the feature on St. Jo was quite good.

It gives the people of the profiled area a chance to blog in and add to your piece, and really seems to contribute to the site. It seems a chance to show your more humanistic side. Of course, you keep dissing the Zach signing, we’ll have to off you.

by hunter s. royal on Jan 27, 2009 2:17 AM EST reply actions  

WOW NY Royal and I agree on something

I cannot believe someone would say that! I love reading about the other affiliates as it is interesting information and gives a sense of “community” here. Those pieces and the countdown of greatest Royals are my two favorite features on this blog. Please keep them going!

by RoyalFanDan on Jan 27, 2009 2:22 AM EST reply actions  

What a twit.

Will, the affiliate profiles are awesome. Hell, when I first came to this site, reading the previous ones was the first thing I did, just ’cause it was neat.

Just remember, it’s your blog. You write about what interests YOU, and ignore the inevitable douchebaggery from people who apparently haven’t figured out how NOT to click on a link or use their scroll bar.

Sarcasm™. It's the new gravy.

by jonfmorse on Jan 27, 2009 2:46 AM EST reply actions  

I don't like everything written on this site

Hell, I don’t even like everything that I write here. But I don’t mind skipping over the things that don’t interest me. This site should, hopefully, have broad appeal. This means, by necessity, that there will be some things on it that don’t appeal to you. I don’t like “Two and a Half Men,” but I don’t complain to CBS about it. I just watch the CBS shows that interest me and ignore the rest.

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by Scott McKinney on Jan 27, 2009 3:00 AM EST reply actions  

"Two and a Half Men"

I could probably write a good sized article on the reasons why this show is the worst series to be shown on national television. Maybe i will, and relate it to the royals, nah i wont. But that show is terrible and i HAVE complained to CBS about it.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Jan 27, 2009 3:06 AM EST up reply actions  

wow

I agree, but I can’t imagine complaing to CBS

of course, I think Family Guy might even be worse, but whatever

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 27, 2009 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

+16543

Bringing you more-or-less replacement level analysis and commentary since sometime in 2008.

by Matt Klaassen on Jan 27, 2009 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

ill throw in a * 500 mulitplier

do the recent short movies count though?

by wildthang on Jan 27, 2009 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Relate it to the Royals

“Two and Half Men” an ode to the Royals outfield situation.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jan 27, 2009 9:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Turr-a-bull. Just. Turr-a-bull.

I enjoy the Affiliate Profiles a TON. As well as the Retro’s Greatest Royals.. hell like the others it was one of the first things i read, and its kept me coming back every few hours since, so you must be doing something right?

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Jan 27, 2009 3:08 AM EST reply actions  

i love the radio spots

..at least as much as the “real” posts. not because i’m interested in Royals radio affiliates so much, though i’m definitely always interested to see what each piece brings. i’m more a fan of Will’s comic understatement and the radio spots are where he goes full bore into that place. reminds me of James Thurber or Donald Barthelme or any number of McSweeney’s-type writers. honestly guys, read The Battle for Grass Creek again. it’s so grammatically well crafted it’s not even about baseball anymore, it’s just writing. might as well be the last page of the New Yorker. good show, Will!

by thejosephboys on Jan 27, 2009 3:12 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

+1

Very much so.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Jan 27, 2009 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

might as well be the last page of the New Yorker. good show, Will!

I wonder if Gil and Cliff discussed it

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 27, 2009 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

the radio profiles are great

They’re a nice break from some of the usual bleak, wintry stuff.

Bleak, wintry stuff:
- Gload’s existence on the team
- Bloomquist
- Dismay at Hillman’s love for Gload
- Praising Ryan Shealy
- Praising / Hating / Praising Dayton

by kcinstl on Jan 27, 2009 7:45 AM EST reply actions  

Don't listen to him, Will

Obviously this is the type of guy who never reads “human interest” articles in newspapers.

I think the series is a ton of fun to read, and of course who can’t enjoy the nice, pure girl-next-door high-school cheerleaders and small-town beauty queens as islands in the vast sea of Florida Mermaid and Jenn Sterger images?

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on Jan 27, 2009 8:20 AM EST reply actions  

the Affiliates series is one of the things that make this blog stand out from the others

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 27, 2009 9:17 AM EST reply actions  

I like the diversity of articles here

You get some stuff on the current Royals, some trade rumor talk, some history stuff, some stuff on affiliates. Very diverse. Its better than 20 threads on “what do you think Aviles will hit this year” or “what would you trade Greinke for” or “will we sign Dunn?” that you get on other Royals forums.

There are lots of threads I don’t go to because I’m not interested in. Don’t see why others don’t do the same. No need to trash them.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jan 27, 2009 9:19 AM EST reply actions  

Notice how much love

the Top 100 Royals is getting in this thread?

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on Jan 27, 2009 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I do

I feel very ashamed in not getting enough product to my fans.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jan 27, 2009 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Just wanted to echo

I am also a big fan of the affiliates series. Sure, it’s not something I’m rushing over to read like breaking news but it’s a great, leisurely read on a slow day. Keep up the good work.

by sterlingice on Jan 27, 2009 10:21 AM EST reply actions  

I don't usually read them

unless I’m really bored, but I never mind seeing them on the main page. If it doesn’t interest you, you just scroll past it. It takes 2 seconds.

by kcdc1 on Jan 27, 2009 10:37 AM EST reply actions  

That is what you call unconstructive criticism

It is not really my cup of tea either, but I appreciate the hard work you put in. If the site was starving for baseball content and you were doing these every other day or something I’d complain, but there is plenty of good analysis to keep me busy, so I am not bothered by it in the least. I usually skim through them, however, I have to admit I really enjoyed the one on my home town.

We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan

by Royal Kingdom on Jan 27, 2009 10:38 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

I like this line
When shows aren’t popular, networks cancel them. Take a hint from them and take this lame horse out back and blow its brains out

Everyone has an opinion at least he made his entertaining. I like the affiliate pieces myself.

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Jan 27, 2009 10:59 AM EST reply actions  

the question is whether we are supposed to keep

kicking that horse after it’s down.

I just got back from your mom's basement.

by Warden11 on Jan 27, 2009 12:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I Always Enjoy

Drawing fire on a message board, and apparently this guy does, too. Good for him. Meanwhile, please keep up the good work. I’m sure many here read these affiliate posts without commenting, and they are among my favorite regular features here.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jan 27, 2009 12:29 PM EST reply actions  

ditto

If you don’t like a certain genre of posts, just skip it. There isn’t a quiz at the end of the week.

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jan 27, 2009 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

then what the hell have I been studying for?

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 27, 2009 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

A Drug Test?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jan 27, 2009 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

I’m weirdly flattered, but the truth is I’m very square when it comes to stuff like that

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 27, 2009 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

would you test positive for back-bacon?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jan 27, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

oddly, no

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 27, 2009 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

This commenters post

Went over as well as my recent “should we lock Ross Gload up to a long-term deal?” fanshot.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Jan 27, 2009 2:31 PM EST reply actions  

Radio Profiles are Great

The two articles that I make sure to read are the Radio profiles and the top 100 Royals of all time list. Each of these is astonishingly well written, often witty, always funny. I can only imagine the amount of time and effort that must be invested to creating those gems. They are truly an asset to the site.

As to the person who wrote “Sofa King We Todd Ed,” grow up a little bit. First of all that is your tag line is unoriginal (Think Aqua Teen Hunger Force, chicken arise), secondly, you don’t have to read the article. Some of us actually like it and look forward to future installments. Third, what is the basis that you have for claiming that the articles are unsuccessful? Finally, just because you have an opinion about someone else’s work, you do not have to voice it. A large part of growing up is realizing when to speak, but more importantly . . . when not to speak. While you may be slightly harmed and offended by having to scroll past the radio profiles, those people who put hard work and effort into them are hurt even more by your words.

Mr. Weatherstone

by Mr. Weatherstone on Jan 27, 2009 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

I love the affiliate articles

Tell Mr. WildCat he can have his money back, and that you will stop forcing him to read every word you write

by gilmeche55 on Jan 27, 2009 5:08 PM EST reply actions  

Heck, offer him

double his money back, if he’ll lay off the jerk comments.

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on Jan 27, 2009 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

hmm

dunno why he had to be an asshole about it. why not just ignore the stuff you don’t want to read? it’s fairly easy.

Founder of the Johnny Giavotella fan club.

by doublestix on Jan 28, 2009 1:52 AM EST reply actions  

I like

the radio affiliate profiles very much. I will concede that this topic might seem boring on the surface, but one has to admit that Will’s stylish wit can turn the boring into the enjoyable.

Also love the Royals top 100 from Retro.

Gotta give some props to “Poem of the Week” as well. That’s served a purpose – I never took much literature classes in HS or college, but will admit that I get excited whenever Will posts a poem to read. Not sure why poetry wasn’t interesting to me when I was young, but judging by my reaction now, I missed out. Thanks for turning me on to that, Will.

Mr Glass, this is a pro sports team, not a retail store - run it like one!

by loyal2sdad on Feb 6, 2009 12:20 PM EST reply actions  

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