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We Call Your Willie Bloomquist and Raise: Cede Grass Creek Now!

Mike Sweeney is a Mariner!

A legendary Royal.  Second all-time in Royals home runs.  Third all time in batting average.  Fifth in RBI.  So badass that he twice hit over .400 and had 83 home runs in one season!  Yes, your attempts to break the spirit of all Mariner fans by stealing such Mariner legends as Gil Meche, Jose Guillen, and Willie Bloomquist were a crushing blow to all Mariners fans in Grass Creek.  But this response will shake Royals Nation like an atomic bomb.  Only signing the great George Brett would shake the souls of Royals fans more than this bombshell.

Its now a formality.  Why even bother.  Grass Creek, Wyoming is Mariners country!

This FanPost was written by a member of the Royals Review community. It does not necessarily reflect the views of the editors and writers of this site.

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