Granted free agency: RHP Jorge Campillo, RHP Buddy Carlyle, RHP Vladimir Nunez
Carlyle one of those really tough last names to spell: its a tough word to say, and there's that damn Carlisle variation that's always throwing everyone off. Of these three, Campillo, Carlyle, and Nunez, who is most likely to become a Royal?
The Royals have also signed minor league OF Reggie Taylor, after a rigorous tryout was held to find a player with the most generic jock name possible. Dee Browns everywhere were disappointed.