All teams with less than 65 wins or less are put up for relegation. That means the Royals, Pittsburgh, Washington, Baltimore and Cleveland. Washington has the worst record, so they have a bye into the 2nd round. 1st round is best of 7, with seed 2 playing seed 5, and 3 and 4 playing each other. First team to lose 4 games advances to the next round. Round 2 brings Washington back in where they play 3 games against each team. The team with the most losses is relegated to AAA. If the teams tie for most losses, a final playoff game between the tied teams take place, in the event of a 3 way tie, the team with the largest run differential (runs scored – runs allowed0 is kicked out and the remaining 2 teams play for their lives.

I thought they might be when I realized there is no team called the “Spungos”, and the fact the tickets were printed on graham crackers.