Royals Links: Tim Hudson Destroys Our National Innocence, Fat Little Girlfriends, Etc.

Remember when Alex Rodriquez destroyed our national innocence by making some kind of contract decision or statement during the opening of the World Series? Maybe you don't because the effects of this move were so traumatic for so many, that your memory from those fraught days may be shaky. Well be afraid, because now information regarding Tim Hudson's employment is out there. Expect ten national columnists basically saying they want Tim Hudson dead tomorrow. Ten, or negative five.

After the jump: an update on TPJ, a cool WAR by birthday database, tickets for hot girls, the perils of baseball in the DR, an ode & obituary for GeoCities, a great blog devoted to horrible Orioles baseball cards, and much much more.

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