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Who Was Your Least Favorite Royal of 2009?

Despite Zack Greinke's greatness, nobody really liked the 2009 Royals. Dayton made a number of bizarre signings during the off-season, then responded with even stranger ones in-season.

So who was your least favorite Royal of 2009?


The Nominees:

Kyle Farnsworth: A brilliant symbol of both Dayton Moore and Trey Hillman's weaknesses. Signed to a 2 year/$9 million dollar contract in the off-season that everyone hated. Was inexplicably named the setup-man/8th inning guy on Opening Day Eve by Hillman. Everyone thought this was insane. Farnsy gave up game-losing bomb the next day. Hey continued to fail until he was demoted, then he went on a long scoreless innings streak. Farnsworth ended up posting his lowest HR/9 numbers in ages, and still was below average.

Mike Jacobs: Jacobs didn't replicate his career year, another stroke of terrible luck to befall Dayton Moore. Gloriously managed a sub-.300 OBP. Could not handle the easiest position on the field. Frequently swung hard. Chewed gigantic amounts of tobacco while at the plate.

Star-divide

Jose Guillen: Ended the debate about his suckitude by achieving near perfect negative value. Hit .242/.314/.367 with absolutely horrific defense. Showed tremendous ability to turn fly ball outs into home runs for the other team. Has potential to unknowingly play a key role in the next game-fixing scandal. Hated by half the teams in the game. Contract is among worst in professional sports. Bonus status as the captain of Dayton's Awful Ex-Mariners Team.

 

Josh Anderson: Acquired by Dayton Moore in July for no apparent reason. Anderson had not hit before and he did not hit as a Royal, posting a .237/.268/.288. (Let's be fair, he has the ability to post a .280 OBP in full-time action.) Was a favorite late-game toy of Hillman. Does not appear to have blood.

Yuniesky Betancourt: Mysteriously picked up by Dayton Moore mid-season. Has no apparent strengths as a player. Has bizarre name. Costs much more than the minimum salary. Played key role in letting fans know that team is run by people who are ... ah, what's the point?

Willie Bloomquist: St. Willie turned in the greatest .265/.308/.355 season by a guy without a position in history. This was the Dayton Moore move that "worked" and .308 OBP, in Royalsville, is nothing to sneeze at.

Ryan Freel: Owning a .140/.275/.140 line with the Orioles & Cubs, Freel was acquired by Moore leading up to the trade deadline. Absolutely tore the cover off the ball as a Royal (.244/.306/.289) and told many fantastic stories about how he avoided the Vietnam War.

Jamey Wright: Could not sustain 0.00 ERA through first five minutes as a Royal, in more bad luck. Although quickly earning trusted status in Hillman's bullpen, posted a 4.90 ERA in next 57 games. Appeared in tie games constantly (13). Actually, he just appeared constantly.

Tony Pena Jr: Took epic failure of 2008 to a new level in 2009, posting an incredible .098/.132/.118 line. Played crucial role in delivering the Yuni-Bomb to Kansas City. Amazing shift to a pitching career, a move straight out of a message board if there ever was one, hurts his hate-ability however.

Sidney Ponson: Provided Royals with valuable depth in 2009: you can never have enough bad pitchers. Poison pill contract and fate led to him starting the 2009 Home Opener, the opening of the newly renovated K. Against the Yankees. Surprised fans with better than expected 7.36 ERA.

Horacio Ramirez: Ho-Ram's ex-Brave, ex-Mariner, ex-mildly surprising 2008 move that sorta worked out status, earned him another contract and $1.8 million from Dayton Moore. Sucked from the beginning and was gone by early June. He'll be back.

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has to be Farnsworth, doesn't it?

he was so absurdly bad in vital situations.

You forgot the Yankee Stadium game where Hillman decided that putting Farnsworth into the game would be worth it

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by BHWick on Dec 10, 2009 11:41 PM EST reply actions  

I'll Never Forget

His first appearance when Trey decided to let him pitch to Thome. Everyone on this board knew exactly how that would work, and it did (3 run HR?). How literally everyone here saw that coming and Trey apparently had no clue is hard to swallow.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Dec 11, 2009 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I hated Coco Crisp

and his noodle arm. Watching Mike Jacobs strikeout while chewing wood was entertaining at least. So was watching Olivo strikeout and allow 1 passed ball per game.

What about Alex Gordon. He sucked too.

by GobbleforCyoung on Dec 10, 2009 11:43 PM EST reply actions  

Gordon

out of sight, out of mind

between the injury and the demotion, I barely remember seeing him play

by Freneau on Dec 10, 2009 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

JoGui's fielding did me in....

He can throw..but since he can’t run or catch, it doesn’t do him any good.

by BoShootsGrizzlies on Dec 10, 2009 11:49 PM EST reply actions  

+1 or is that -1?

He wins due to being the player that crippled the Royals the most by insisting on standing in right field. Also, this was one of the funniest posts ever, but also very sad. Not to mention Guillen was only as good as he was because players would slap him in the clubhouse so he could get mad and psyched out.

Go Royals!

by BabyBlues on Dec 10, 2009 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

just down right shameful....

even worse than watching the entire Raiders punt return team, miss a fake punt and run alongside the Jets punter for about 15 yds.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=albfUKWLfI8

by BoShootsGrizzlies on Dec 11, 2009 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Wow- that was depressing in many ways

Particularly since it was early on and there were words like “first place Royals” and “trying to extend their longest winning streak of the season”

by sterlingice on Dec 11, 2009 8:25 AM EST up reply actions  

And it was a Zack start

Cost him the game I believe. BUT HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO WIN!

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by RoyalsRetro on Dec 11, 2009 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Not this particular one

It said Meche pitched. Tho I’m sure there were others he was robbed from- they’re just not coming to mind at the moment

by sterlingice on Dec 11, 2009 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I Seem To

Remember that being the point where the hot start ended and the months of suck began.

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by philofthenorth on Dec 11, 2009 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget - Anderson

nearly duplicated that play in a home game later in the season.

(I’m not defending Guillen, believe me, just pointing out how bad most EVERYBODY was defensively last year)

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by loyal2sdad on Dec 11, 2009 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Agree on Anderson

I was at that game. And a few others he gift wrapped for the other team. Absolutely the worst player i’ve ever seen in a major league uniform.

If you have 1 dimension (speed) You should be able to at least do 2 things. Go get fly balls, Run/steal bases.

Unfortunately always started off the wrong way on fly balls. Occaisionally by grace of his speed he MIGHT make up for it if it had good hang time.

Base stealing…. ummm Give me John Buck over Anderson anyday. Speedy pinch runner types should not get thrown out in stealing on curve balls in the dirt.

by who am i? on Dec 11, 2009 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

The Truly Epic

Fail on that play was when he finally got to the ball and lost it again in his windup, in effect throwing it backwards. That is beyond Ibanezesque.

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by philofthenorth on Dec 11, 2009 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

That was the turning point of the season BTW.

We lost that game and never looked back.

Me likey Skip Holtz

by labbadabba on Dec 11, 2009 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

sigh.

Epic Failure.

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by 306008 on Dec 11, 2009 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Guillen for me

All these players were brought in and overpaid. They did everything to their abilities, but Guillen just seemed to be there to draw a pay check and stay in road suites.

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by Jeff Zimmerman on Dec 10, 2009 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU

GUILLEN WAS OUT BEST HITTER I DARE YOU TO CHALLENGE THIS

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by Matt Klaassen on Dec 11, 2009 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Count the RBIz

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by RoyalsRetro on Dec 11, 2009 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

It has to be Guillen

12 million is the deciding factor. Lots of really bad moves, but Guillen and Farnsworth top the list.

Coco as well. We threw away a lot of cash and a prospect only to have him hurt the whole season.

by AlanSimpson on Dec 10, 2009 11:54 PM EST reply actions  

Guillen gets my vote

Only Guillen publicly declared that he sucked. And was absolutely on target.

Only Guillen would we like to see the Royals eat his salary just to see him go away.

Only the Guillen signing truly crippled this franchise for his contract’s duration.

Second place vote goes to Jacobs. Winner in the “And we gave up something of value for him?” category.

Third place vote to Farnsworth, who may have some value as a mop up guy, but at one-tenth of what Moore signed him for.

by konza847 on Dec 11, 2009 12:10 AM EST reply actions  

Agree with this

I don’t see how anyone can say its not Guillen. Between the awful fielding, terrible hitting, bad attitude and crippling contract, he is quickly surpassing Neifi Perez as my least favorite Royal of all-time.

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by RoyalsRetro on Dec 11, 2009 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

So he won't make the top 100?

Shocked!

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by Warden11 on Dec 11, 2009 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

well, Guillen did play his fair share of games

so, using Win Shares, he’s #43

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by Matt Klaassen on Dec 11, 2009 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

His Statuesque Presence

Was comedy gold for the denizens of RR, so that counts for something. His plate approach was a good for an anguished laugh too.

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by philofthenorth on Dec 11, 2009 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Guillen

That kind of mind-numbing incompetence at being a baseball player, while being paid that much, is untoppable.

Also HoRam. A bit unfair, because it isn’t him as such. But he typifies for me Moore’s completely pathetic player evaluation (and valuation) skills. And he was just handed a rotation spot.

by kcbottom9th on Dec 11, 2009 12:13 AM EST reply actions  

Gotta have a lefty in the rotation

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by philofthenorth on Dec 11, 2009 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

There are even more nominees....

Juan Cruise who cost more then Farnsworth due to losing our 2nd round pick and was the only decent sabermetric pick up for Moore and even he was terrible.

Coco Crisp as both of his arms fell off

Aviles, who only had one arm fell off but he was villified even though Coco was playing with one arm as well.

Trey go ahead and let Meche throw 132 pitches when he has a bad back Hillman

The Royals rub in some dirt medical staff

Dayton the guy who made all these moves Moore

John go ahead and stay with the team instead of retiring with dignity Bale

Costa and Lewbanski who had a shot at the majors but ….see medical staff.

The list goes on…

Go Royals!

by BabyBlues on Dec 11, 2009 12:15 AM EST reply actions  

I thought Cruz was a type B, did the Royals really lose a pick on him?

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by Warden11 on Dec 11, 2009 7:03 AM EST up reply actions  

The training staff and Trey Hillman

Excellent nods. Tho, picking Hillman kindof seems like cheating- it’s too easy

by sterlingice on Dec 11, 2009 8:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Sure...

Lefebvre wouldn’t be near as bad if he realized he wasn’t funny at all.

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by averagegatsby on Dec 11, 2009 1:46 AM EST up reply actions  

BINGO

very memorable. Along with his “throw” to catch the go ahead run at the plate on a sac fly, from shallow right field (ok nearly sodomizing alberto at second base) that would have made it to the royals dugout if they let it keep rolling.

by who am i? on Dec 11, 2009 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I must have missed that one

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by averagegatsby on Dec 11, 2009 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I got so mad that night when he did that.

I was on one of the game blogs and just put the computer down and stormed out of the room… my wife in the other room being the astute Royals fan she is goes, “what’d Olivo do now?” And then she quickly followed that with, “Don’t tell me to come watch. I don’t want to see it. How about you turn off the game? It’s bad for your blood pressure to watch the Royals.”

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by 306008 on Dec 11, 2009 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't miss many games...

But I have no recollection of that happening.

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by averagegatsby on Dec 11, 2009 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't miss many games...

but I really don’t remember that play. Of course he really only played late so perhaps I didn’t make it that far.

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by averagegatsby on Dec 11, 2009 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Same reason I can’t read certain columnists in the Sunday paper. I feel ya.

by TheLetter2 on Dec 15, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Bitch Anderson

I can’t hate him for the same reasons you described. Completely and unbelievably unmemorable.

by NotAHippie on Dec 11, 2009 12:25 AM EST reply actions  

Ugh

Meant to reply to Gatsby

by NotAHippie on Dec 11, 2009 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Here's where I go all Poznanski on him...

Im sure he is a great guy, but GAWD!!! I bet his parents don’t even know what he does. He is bad at everything and and good at nothing, other than being bad. Its like he went to the Milford academy.

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by averagegatsby on Dec 11, 2009 1:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Hoch hung his head in shame a lot this year...

I have hope for the guy…..but watching him get rocked every other game….and then seeing him miss a runner going from 2nd to 3rd right in front of him while he walked to the mound, staring at the dirt was brutal….but since the aStache was gone, Gibbons was there to caress him in the dugout….as he hung his head even lower in shame.

by BoShootsGrizzlies on Dec 11, 2009 12:30 AM EST reply actions  

Hoch teased us again

I think if you listed the top 5 starts of the season, he’d have at least two on the list

and then he’d suck again

by Freneau on Dec 11, 2009 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Here's the thing that scares me the most about Hooch

If the Royals give up on him and throw him on the scrap heap, you just know he’s going to go somewhere, get a chance, and then string together a bunch of those sick performances we know he’s capable of (because he’s actually done them), and win a freakin’ Cy Young.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 11, 2009 3:50 AM EST up reply actions  

That's better than Kyle Davies

Who would look great for three innings, then give up five runs in the fourth.

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by RoyalsRetro on Dec 11, 2009 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

THE SEASONS OVER SURELY ITS TIME TO EXTEND HIM

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by Matt Klaassen on Dec 11, 2009 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I just will never like him

I hate that he’s a Boras guy and the way he came to the majors. And I still feel in the bottom of my heart that he was a signability pick.

Unfortunately, I feel the same way about Crow, too.

by sterlingice on Dec 11, 2009 8:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Crow, a signability pick???

What are you smoking?

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by cmkeller on Dec 11, 2009 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

HORACIO RAMIREZ

What the hell was DM thinking? Was it a reward for screwing the ChiSox by being so bad after we got rid of him the first time?

That being said, my least favorite Royals is actually Dayton for handing out contracts to these losers.

by AxDxMx on Dec 11, 2009 12:31 AM EST reply actions  

Guillen

While I was sorely tempted to vote Jacobs due to my belief that a cardboard cutout could post a .300 OBP, the crippling contract takes the cake.

by chiefstatnut on Dec 11, 2009 12:33 AM EST reply actions  

but what about his defense?

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by Matt Klaassen on Dec 11, 2009 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

You have a point

If you don’t get the right kind of cardboard cutout, he might struggle to match Jacobs’ UZR. Gotta make sure the 5 hole is covered.

by chiefstatnut on Dec 11, 2009 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

did we ever figure out

if he was chewing tobacco?

someone suggested he was chewing on paper or something

by Freneau on Dec 11, 2009 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm so happy to be a Royals fan.

by NotAHippie on Dec 11, 2009 12:43 AM EST reply actions  

Gotta love seeing at least

half the roster on the list of candidates.

by wildthang on Dec 11, 2009 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Betancourt right?

I don’t really hate the other guys, I don’t blame Farnsworth for taking the offer, and I don’t really think many of these guys don’t care.

I won’t dislike them if they try, and only Betancourt really has the effort rap.

If I just had one player I didn’t like though for non effort reasons, it would be Pontoon. I’ve always really disliked him.

by wildthang on Dec 11, 2009 12:43 AM EST reply actions  

The happiest day of my life

was when Sidney Ponson was DFAd. Because I was going to the game he was scheduled to pitch. Instead I got to see Kyle Davies’ triumphant return, and he pitched two glorious perfect innings.

by NotAHippie on Dec 11, 2009 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

That was the happiest day of your life

You must have lived a very depressing childhood.

Then again, you are here :D

by sterlingice on Dec 11, 2009 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

This

Hell, even Guillen, you know he’s trying. When he comes up three feet short of catching a fly ball any other Royal outfielder would catch* and the runner ends up on third base, well, you know that it’s not because he’s lazy. He just can’t get to it. You know he’s trying to hit 40 homers and drive in a billion runs, he just can’t.

Yuni? He’s a lazy bum. I hate him, and I hate that — money aside — actively pursuing him says volumes more about GMDM than signing Hoagy did.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 11, 2009 3:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I dunno

I agree with some of the Guillen comments above. I think if he could just go to a window at Kauffman and pick up a check, he’d show just as much effort

by sterlingice on Dec 11, 2009 8:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree with you

Which is why I don’t hate Guillen. I mean, I wouldn’t turn down a fat check either. It’s not Guillen’s fault Dayton overpaid.

by AxDxMx on Dec 11, 2009 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Yuni going away for me.

D_f- If Maier could match B.J. offensive numbers and match what he did defensively in CF last season where would he come in with his WAR rating?

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by kcscoliny on Dec 11, 2009 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

B.J. upton?

I dunno. I actually like Maier, I just don’t think he’s a legit starter. I mean, I’d rather the Royals start him for a year than do something dumb just to have a league average CF…

I’m just looking at his CHONE projection, and that has him at about 1.4 WAR, which is below average, but it’s not the end of the world, especially for $400,000. Plus, he would get less PAs if they put him near the bottom of the order… of course, there’s lots of guys who are candidates for this spot.

The Yuni thing is driving me nuts the more I think about it. I thought I was past it.

Poor Aviles. Maybe he can pull a Chris REdman.

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by Matt Klaassen on Dec 11, 2009 1:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Bill James

he has him at a 717 OPS…A perfect world of Bill James offensive projections + CHONE defensive projection would probably make an almost average CF’r.

I’ve always like Maier I always thought given more playing time he could be better than Teahen. A little less pop but with more outfield versatility.

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by kcscoliny on Dec 11, 2009 1:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Bill James projections are fun

but they’re always really optiimistic. Half the teams in baseball would score 1,000 runs if James was close to accurate. I’m not sure why they are like that.

I guess I think MITCH’s upside is average, but he’s probably best suited to a platoon/4th OF role. He’s old enough now (28 next season) that he’s probably not going to get much better.

Like I said, though better Mitch thant Scott Podsednik. SEriously.

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by Matt Klaassen on Dec 11, 2009 1:24 AM EST up reply actions  

that's why we like Bill James' projections

they’re always really optimistic – just like us!

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by buddyball on Dec 11, 2009 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

is that last paragraph

your michael jordan hall of fame speech?

:)

by wildthang on Dec 11, 2009 2:04 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, that's pretty bad

sorry, everyone. long week

But there was actually a good transaction this week that didn’t get “taken” before I got the chance, so I got to write about a team doing something right (lots of teams do, but those always seem to get claimed before I get the chance)

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by Matt Klaassen on Dec 11, 2009 2:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll admit

I thought Jacobs could hit .260 and OBP .320 because his BABIP was so low in 2008. If he was used at DH in a platoon scenario only, he wouldn’t have been as awful. But holy shit did he blow ass this year. When Trey seemed deadset on using him in the field early in the season (I think my breaking point was that first series against the Rangers), I wanted to stab my eyes out.

by Old Man Duggan on Dec 11, 2009 3:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Well it didn't hurt that Trey faced Jacobs against a lot of lefties too

Jacobs vs LHP in 111 PAs: .178 .252 .248

I have to admit, I thought the number would be closer to 200, but after the first half Jacobs didn’t face lefties as much because he didn’t play as much.

by AxDxMx on Dec 11, 2009 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

But holy shit did he blow ass this year.

Elegant.

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by philofthenorth on Dec 11, 2009 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I love the line "Getting in a fight where we know no one made any contact."

Tho it gets a little mean spirited and- I can’t really think of a good word but it’s something pejorative- towards the end

by sterlingice on Dec 11, 2009 8:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Dang- missed the comment above

I’d take back that last part at this point as it’s already been said.

by sterlingice on Dec 11, 2009 8:53 AM EST up reply actions  

sorry that was so vindictive

I feel bad about it, but probably not as badly as I should given the invectives thrown the way of the “unfair critics” before the season started

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by Matt Klaassen on Dec 11, 2009 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

What's this?

No Mark Teahan? I know, he’s a tough fella to despise, being the personable, locker room clown and all. And what a boyish grin! But was anyone more frustrating in the midst of a rally? Here was for whom we had such high hopes and yet he killed more momentum than anybody. Can’t say I hate the dude, but he was easily 2009’s MOST FRUSTRATING from where I sat. For downright furniture smashing hatred, I’ll happily cast a vote for Kyle “Smear Your Arm in Ketchup and Go Pat Your Dog” Farnsworth. I’d rather have a bot fly in my arm pit than Kyle Goddamn Farnsworth on the mound.

by LaFLamme on Dec 11, 2009 1:22 AM EST reply actions  

I forgot just how long this list is

There are simply too many to chose from… most of them I can eliminate because they were terrible acquisitions in the first place, so the players themselves are not to blame.

I have to go with JoGui. He makes me ill. What a bitch. I don’t care how much it would cost the Royals, releasing him has to be the only option.

by FretFriendly on Dec 11, 2009 3:16 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Really?

most of them I can eliminate because they were terrible acquisitions in the first place, so the players themselves are not to blame.

and then this?

I have to go with JoGui. He makes me ill. What a bitch.

So you thought JoGui was a good acquisition at the time? I mean, I didn’t think he’d be this terrible, but you thought he’d be good?

by AxDxMx on Dec 11, 2009 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yuni

Jose made way too much money, but at least he owned up to sucking.

I hate Yuni for so many reasons that aren’t necessarily related directly to Yuni the player but what he represents. That we need to hear bullshit from Trey and GMDM (and Frank White and Lefevbre) about his stellar defense makes me want to vomit.

I hate my life.

by Old Man Duggan on Dec 11, 2009 3:56 AM EST reply actions  

X

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Dec 11, 2009 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

This is difficult

but I’ll try.

1. Guillén
2. Farnsy
3. Betancourt
4. Ponson
5. Jake

I really wanted to give #1 to “Mad Dog” Farnsy, but he’s merely a lousy reliever, while Guillén is supposed to be a power-hitting everyday right fielder and is the highest-paid player on the team.

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by Juancho on Dec 11, 2009 6:33 AM EST reply actions  

See, I totally forgot about the "Jake" nickname

which makes him seem that much more awesome

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by Matt Klaassen on Dec 11, 2009 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

You Mean Jakers?

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by philofthenorth on Dec 11, 2009 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

it is tough

what makes it hard is there are really several categories of bad.

Guys like Bloomquist, Maier, Wright , horam, were simply asked to do too much. Designed to be role players and ended up becoming full time key players due to lack of options. Generally weren’t negatives, but weren’t positives enough for the role they were in.

Major aquisitions Guillen, Jacobs, Farnsworth. These guys ate payroll & were supposed to be cornerstones but did more harm than good. When you are relieved to see a minimum guy in the lineup instead of the $12MM guy, that’s a problem. But you still can’t expect the minimum guy to do the job the $12MM guy was paid to do.

One-Tool guys whose tool was worhtless. A lot fit in this category. Jacobs (HRs), Farnsworth (Fastball), Horam (Lefty), Anderson( but he’s fast man), Yuni (ahem fielding). …

memo to dayton: having a fast guy without power and a power guy without speed in the lineup does NOT equal a fast guy with power. It equals two gaping holes.

…baseball is a game that REQUIRES multiple tools. If you somehow get to MLB on just one tool you’d better be DAMN good at it.

by who am i? on Dec 11, 2009 3:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

There Were A

Few tools on this team.

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by philofthenorth on Dec 11, 2009 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

There are huge differences in the why is a player here factor...

1) Young guy, unknown value/upside. I don’t mind watching them struggle & develop. To me that’s the best part of the game. We would have loved Zack if he was an off season pickup. But how good does it feel after watching him go from where he was to where he is. (Your kids)

2) Veteran role player. Every team needs them. Hopefully they are warming the seat for someone almost ML ready. At worst they should be mentoring the type 1s. You can like them, hate them, but don’t get emotionaly involved. (The guy down at the hardware store.)

3) Still here guys. Buck, Teahen (until recently) You’ve watched them grow. they are ok, comfortable, but you don’t expect much. (Your neighbors kids)

4) Cornerstones. Guys you traded talent for. Guys you went out and opened the checkbook for. These are the guys that are supposed to win you games, make things happen. When they don’t work out you feel cheated, violated, and broke. ( your plumber & your ex-wife’s lawyer)

You really need the right mix of all four types. But I have much higher expectations for type 4 and get far more pissed when they fail.

by who am i? on Dec 11, 2009 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Teahen and Buck's curse.
4) Cornerstones. Guys you traded talent for. Guys you went out and opened the checkbook for. These are the guys that are supposed to win you games, make things happen. When they don’t work out you feel cheated, violated, and broke.

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by Warden11 on Dec 11, 2009 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I never saw them as cornerstones

Something is better than the nothing we were getting when Beltran left. I figured if they could be average MLB players it was a win, because there was no way in hell management was going to pay Carlos.

by AxDxMx on Dec 11, 2009 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I had hopes for Teahen but came to accept that it wasn't going to happen with him.

Just seems like to the average Royal fan, they were a huge letdown because that’s how they were acquired.

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by Warden11 on Dec 11, 2009 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

unfortunately

people looked at teahen & buck as what we got for beltran like it was a direct trade.

they were what we got for giving up TWO MONTHS of beltran. Based on that we did incredibly well.

Kinda like being the guy that replaces Elway, Marino or Staubach. Not a fair comparison.

by who am i? on Dec 11, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Danny White replaced Staubach

He was pretty good. I think he might have been the last QB who was also the punter.

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by Juancho on Dec 13, 2009 6:29 AM EST up reply actions  

you are correct

he was very good at both. But he couldn’t live up to the mystique of staubach. dallas fans just assumed roger would pull out a game winner. Even tho he couldn’t 100% of the time, they expected white to be able to. They hated him for the mere fact he was not staubach.

by who am i? on Dec 13, 2009 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Loved Danny White

Dallas defense also fell apart during his time, and their o-line bit, too. He was constantly getting hit.

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by Matt Klaassen on Dec 13, 2009 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

i had

buck & teahen as the example ‘still here guys’

Obviously Zack, Butler, & Soria are our cornerstones maybe DDJ. They all met or exceeded expections.

Pretty much everyone else over the minimum did more harm than good.

by who am i? on Dec 11, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

No one has mentioned Roman Colon

I know he wasn’t the disaster of most of these other guys, but he wasn’t good, and there was no reason to keep him on the team. I don’t really understand my dislike for Colon, myself, but I’ll be disappointed when he makes the opening day roster next year.

I got no love for Jamey Wright, either.

by BrRoyal on Dec 11, 2009 8:32 AM EST reply actions  

I have a strong irrational dislike for him

I think it stems from his clubhouse brawl where he wildly flung his arms so strongly that he knocked out a teammate.

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by RoyalsRetro on Dec 11, 2009 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

More unfair criticism

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by Matt Klaassen on Dec 11, 2009 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Tough One

This really is a tough one, so many players to hate.

Farnsworth had the inexplicably big contract and was awful.
Betancourt signing made no sense whatsoever and he may have been worse than TPJ
Jacobs predictably was awful and left a city on base sucking up the 4 hole

I’d have to go with Betancourt, mostly because his signing went against everything Moore said he wanted to do with the team yet he defended the move constantly. At least we didn’t have to see Farnsworth everyday, but when I did he was extremely aggravating.

I have no reason to hate guys like Anderson, Freel, Ponson, Wright, Bloomquist. None of those guys are anything more than warm bodies and it’s not their fault they were used differently.

by TampaRoyal on Dec 11, 2009 9:15 AM EST reply actions  

exactly

Yuni is not a problem that is going away anytime soon

by Freneau on Dec 11, 2009 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Farnsworthless

I hated the fact that he was a Royals since the second I heard we signed him, and his contract just makes it worse. I was in Yankee Stadium in September and watched 8 innings of a Royals victory, and then he came in to blow the game…I hope he gets his (I use this term loosely) pitching arm chewed off by badgers.

Rabid badgers.

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by cmkeller on Dec 11, 2009 9:36 AM EST reply actions  

It was the rabid emphasis that sold me.

by TheLetter2 on Dec 15, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

#1 has to be Guillen
  1. on my list would be Willie Boom-Boom because of all that he represents for the organizational mindset.

Surprised Olivo didn’t get at least an honorable mention on the list.

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by Top Ramen on Dec 11, 2009 10:12 AM EST reply actions  

I can't pick just one

Shouldn’t this have been a poll?

I guess it would be Betancourt, because of what it revealed to me about our GM. I didn’t hate the trades of Jacobs and signing of Farnsworth. Those were gambles, big gambles even, but there was a small chance they could have worked out. I don’t remember the exact quote, but it was something like “Dayton replaced the worst shortstop in baseball and didn’t actually fix the problem. He still has the worst shortstop in baseball.”. And the blind defense of the move has really bugged me too.

Surprised there’s not one TPJ vote in here.

by sfeldkamp on Dec 11, 2009 10:14 AM EST reply actions  

Tremendous, and correct

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by Matt Klaassen on Dec 11, 2009 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Send me an Angel

What about berroa? I know he didn’t play this year, but isn’t he still getting a ton of $ that we could be paying for yet another super-utility kind of guy? Or at least a beer vendor that will actually deliver to the cheap seats?

by who am i? on Dec 11, 2009 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

This is like trying to decide your least favorite dictator in history

SO many candidates. Hard to pick just one.

I’ll attempt some logic:

Jacobs, Farnsworth, Betancourt, Ponson, Bloomquist, T Pena, H Ramirez: all of their performances were not all that different than what any reasonable person would have expected, right? So picking one of them is really misdirected anger that should be pointed at Moore.

Anderson, Freel: These two were merely reflections of a misguided fetish of the GM to acquire speedy, defensive- oriented outfield types REGARDLESS of their offensive skills. (or even if their perceived defense was a myth)

Wright: Not that horrible, IF, and I mean IF, the manager recognized him and used him in the proper role; i.e., 12th man/long reliever out of the bullpen. Instead, Hillman decided this was the guy to use in high leverage, need-a-groundball situations, DESPITE the fact that was only a perceived strength of Wright’s, not an actual one.

That leaves our winner: GUILLEN. Why Guillen? Well, to me, he is the one guy on this list who missed his potential by the farthest. Mind you, I’m not saying he could or should have been good – but he at least should have been above replacement value, at least offensively. We all knew his legs were gone on defense, and that Hillman should NOT have been playing him in RF at all – but I honestly think he should have been capable of putting up a 275/320/450 line. HE WASN’T EVEN CLOSE! Throw in the budget crippling effect of his contract, and we have our runaway winner.

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by loyal2sdad on Dec 11, 2009 10:40 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Re Jamey; He

Seemed to do well for one batter most every time. Usually he got one grounder, then the liner/fly balls began. Just my memory, but it seemed like it happened every time with the exception of his few good outings.

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by philofthenorth on Dec 11, 2009 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

heheh

We had bullpen full of pitchers that did well for the batters.

Which brings to mind a possiblity. Perhaps if we swap our bullpens & our batting practice pitchers it might help the team in both categories.

by who am i? on Dec 11, 2009 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

And by the way

It is really stunning how many legit candidates there are to discuss on this topic.

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by loyal2sdad on Dec 11, 2009 10:42 AM EST reply actions  

Jamey Wright

sure it could be guillen but he didnt play half the season… seemed like wright pitched at least every other day and gave up runs every other pitch

by rockchalks7 on Dec 11, 2009 11:20 AM EST reply actions  

Wright does not belong in the same category

As any of these other players.

By most measurements, Jamey was actually a slightly above average pitcher in 2009, which is about the best you could expect for him, given his history and the defense behind him.

Anytime a close to average relief pitcher is on a team that cannot score and is the worst fielding team in baseball, every run looks huge, but pitching is not the problem. (Farnsworth was close to average as well)

The Royals problem is their lineup, and Dayton Moore’s idea of what a decent player looks like bearing no resemblance to a good fielding player who gets on base once in a while.

The Royals were 166 runs worse than the average AL team in 2009. About 160 of that was hitting and fielding. Instead of realizing that, we often choose to blame the type of pitchers that EVERY TEAM has.

Is it safe?

by KHAZAD on Dec 13, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

They don't have time to educate us

And we shouldn’t expect them to. We have to do better, as fans, if we want to get this thing turned around.

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by Sweep_the_Leg on Dec 11, 2009 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Did someone piss in your cheerios?

I obviously agree with the comment, the tone’s pretty funny though.

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by Warden11 on Dec 11, 2009 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

true

I’m so crazed with a need for instant gratification. I need to take a step back and think, you know what, let’s just trust the process here.

by Freneau on Dec 11, 2009 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

You're right...

I’m sorry I caused the Royals to be the pilot of this years flight to inevitability.

If it weren’t for my criticisms they would have won the division. Just like if Meche could just think positively about throwing 200 pitches in a game he probably wouldn’t have messed up his back, arm, shoulder…ect.

It’s all about positive thinking, and I for one want to apologize to all of you and the Royals for causing them to suck, because of my thoughts.

Boo me. Yeah winning.

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Dec 11, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Trey v. Dayton

Ok, in fairness you can’t hold Trey responsible for the abundance of REALLY BAD players Dayton aquires.

However, he does seem to take the WORST aquisitions and put them in the worst possible situations FARNSWORTH for the set up guy, Anderfreel as defensive replacements, etc.

So the question is…
a) Trey is sucking up to Dayton’s ego.
b) Trey is trying to show Dayton how bad these guys actually are.
c) Trey takes Dayton’s word on talent evaluation.
d) Trey wants to go back to Japan, and begs Dayton for the players to make it happen.

by who am i? on Dec 11, 2009 11:52 AM EST reply actions  

Off the board

I’m going to go ahead and take Trey Hillman… or Dayton Moore. I have come to despise both after having high hopes that they would do good things for the organization. But Moore continues to chase bad players (Juan Pierre and Jason Kendall were/are targets, really???) and Hillman mis-uses the crap he’s given to work with. It is sad, but I think I preferred the days when the Royals sucked because they wouldn’t spend money to the current days when the Royals suck because they spend money on all of the wrong players.

by roarke on Dec 11, 2009 1:08 PM EST reply actions  

This is tough....

I agree with the sentiment that it says something about your favorite team when there are more guys to dislike than like.

I have to go with Wright and Maier. I agree that if there were a vote, considering contract and production, it would be Guillen. I also have to admit that my votes are tainted by Hillman’s use of these two guys.

It seems, on the rare occasion we would have a 2 or 3 run lead in the 6th or 7th, in would come Wright to walk someone. His inability to throw a strike when that was all he had to do earned my vote. To the posts above, he would come in sometimes with men on to get the ground ball. He would promptly walk one or two and then we would be in a real jam. 44 walks in 79 innings. When he threw that double play ball into center field in Anaheim, I was ready to cut him on the spot.

I also agree that Maier is not the worst player on this team, but I don’t understand what he was giving the team? He can’t hit. He has no power (other than the one week he hit all of his career home runs). He had a few assists, but often took the wrong route on balls and air-mailed throws. Again, not the worst player, but 397 PAs is too much exposure for me. The fact that he got this much PT just highlighted how bad the R’s are.

by Tarnished Crown on Dec 11, 2009 1:45 PM EST reply actions  

I think the player who caused me the most heartburn was Miggy

1) Strikeouts
2) Passed balls/wild pitches
3) Poor hitting with runners in scoring position
4) He caused a new statistic to be born: The Olivo (I believe he led the league)

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by buddyball on Dec 11, 2009 3:36 PM EST reply actions  

I believe it was a JoePo stat

about midpoint that he had actually reached base more times on running out dropped 3rd strikes than he had on ball fours.

If that doesn’t define plate discipline I don’t know what does.

by who am i? on Dec 11, 2009 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

The Olivo Stat

Was invented here, IIRC. Poz spotted the incredible Olivo/BB comparison, though.

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by philofthenorth on Dec 11, 2009 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

you forgot one

Poor pitch calling… and patterned pitch calling… sigh

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by 306008 on Dec 14, 2009 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Gordo?

Has he ever been tried in outfield?

Callaspo to 3rd.
Gordon to Right,
 Aviles to short,
Yuni to Wilmington to become a pitcher.

by who am i? on Dec 11, 2009 4:13 PM EST reply actions  

Callaspo will be worse defensively at 3rd than Gordon, most likely

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by Matt Klaassen on Dec 11, 2009 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

that's a given

but will he leave as much of a gaping hole there as he does at 2nd?

by who am i? on Dec 11, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

if his arm is good enough for 3B, it's good enough for RF

I’d put him there before Gordon.

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by Matt Klaassen on Dec 11, 2009 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

true...

 but what if he has a stroke running his fat ass out there?

by who am i? on Dec 11, 2009 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe

they could run him out there in the golf cart they used to bring relief pitchers in with.

by who am i? on Dec 11, 2009 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Did someone say Yabuta?

I’ve got a tie between Freel and Farnsworth, although I dislike Hillman for screwing up Gil Meche’s pitching. Ugh.

by EnglishRoyals on Dec 11, 2009 4:19 PM EST reply actions  

YY... lol.

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by 306008 on Dec 14, 2009 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I Can't Believe

I just destroyed a pretty lengthy post attempting to edit it, but my choice is Sporqie. His signing was the first omen of things to come in ‘09. I knew how bad he was from his years in Seattle, and he managed to suck worse and more often for us. I know I defended him at first, but he is at best the 25th man on a terrible team only for his ability to stand in many different places on a baseball field, including the batter’s box, and not fall down involuntarily. Maybe not his fault, but once you become a symbol rational thought goes out the door. I hate Bloomers.

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by philofthenorth on Dec 11, 2009 4:21 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

But you have just shown why he is so loveavble!

He has a bout 15 nicknames. Sporqie, Bloomers, St Willie, Wille Boom-Boom…

How can you hate that?

by kcbottom9th on Dec 11, 2009 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Do we want to start up the Kendall nicknames already?

Jason Ken Doll
J-Dawg

Bloomers has a name that lends itself to nicknames, Kendall not so much I guess if that’s all I can come up with.

by AxDxMx on Dec 11, 2009 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Jacobs was

dave kingman without all the contact

by who am i? on Dec 11, 2009 4:57 PM EST reply actions  

or the defense

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by Matt Klaassen on Dec 11, 2009 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

My least favorite Royal was easily Trey Hillman.

Forgot that I hadn’t placed my vote yet. He’s not in the ballot, but write-ins are fair, right?

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by Warden11 on Dec 11, 2009 5:42 PM EST reply actions  

I might second this...

I was all for letting Trey ruin everything but he just blows.

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by 306008 on Dec 14, 2009 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Farnsworth coming in as a Royal at Yankee Stadium

Was booed by the Yankees fans for sucking. even though he was now a Royal. When an opposing teams player is booed, it is because he is good and or arrogant or tried to hurt one of the home team’s players, I have never seen a player on an opposing team get booed for being bad!

by Olentangy on Dec 11, 2009 6:43 PM EST reply actions  

I love to hate

This is a great topic.as I love to hate and love to express my hateness.
Jacobs - I actually liked, it’s unfortuante he was horrible but he was certainly not my least favorite Royal. Probably my favorite in this list.
Guillen – wasn’t even on the field for me to hate. He was a no-show. He didn’t have any off the field antics for me to hate on.
Josh Anderson/Ryan Freel - I hate what they represent but I don’t think I hate them.
Yu Bet - From the day I saw that name I was repulsed. I hate his face, his play on the field, everything. I hate the fact he’ll be here for a while.
Willie Bloomquist – I cringed when we signed him but he’s a decent backup player, unfortuantely he was forced to actually you know, start. Not his fault but after watching him play he’s not too bad, just made more appearences than I had hoped for.
Jamey Wright – Don’t hate him because he would actually come through with some double play balls that are defense couldn’t handle.
TPJ – He gets an E for effort. Was actually rooting for him to make it s a pitcher.
Sidney – Oh you mean Kenny Powers? hate him.
Horacio - I hated him with an incredibly strong passion but after the first week of the seaosn he never even showed up for me to hate more of. Probably would have won the honor.
Kyle Farnsworth - I hate his name, the fact he did that tackle 8 years ago, I hate his truck, his goofy glasses, the fact he’s going to be here again. I didn’t care if it was the 6th inning while we were up or down 8 runs, he was one of my least favorite players.

The winner – Yu-Bet - just like in any other metric playing every day does count and although he didn’t make it here until July – he played everyday and I hate everything about him and what he represents in this organization.
Runner up was Farnsworth. With shout outs to Sidney Ponson and Horacio Ramirez.

by Royal from Queens on Dec 11, 2009 7:22 PM EST reply actions  

I agree with everything you said about Farnsworth.

by TheLetter2 on Dec 15, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate

1. Mitch Maier. Just hate him. Don’t know why
2. Jacobs
3. Farnsworth
4. Horacio
5. Wright
6. Betancourt
7. Guillen
8. Ponson
9. Mostly everyone else that don’t have last names of Butler, Soria, Greinke, Meche, Gordon, DeJesus

by focs on Dec 11, 2009 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

Ron Mahay

Not only did he suck, he’s a real asshole to boot.

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by Discodave on Dec 11, 2009 8:18 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

can't drop that line without giving a story behind it

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by Matt Klaassen on Dec 11, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Now, just wait a goddamn minute

I didn’t know Hillman and Moore were options.

by LaFLamme on Dec 11, 2009 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

I already have my least favorite Royal for 2010...

Jason Kendall

The Original member of the Ndamukong Suh bandwagon

by averagegatsby on Dec 11, 2009 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

How can you hate Yuni?

He’s hilarious. If you’re not going to win you might as well laugh.

by OlSalty on Dec 11, 2009 11:33 PM EST reply actions  

Guillen

Before you build yourself up, you must tear somebody else down.

by Zennedy on Dec 12, 2009 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

Guillen and Betancourt

Guillen was more than 30 runs below average, hitting and fielding combined, in only 312 plate appearances. He was the worst defensive outfielder in the majors last year. They of course insisted on hitting him cleanup.
 
Betancourt was -27.56 combined in only 263 plate appearances. The Royals shortstops overall were -65 last year, so might be able to better that this year.

Together, with full time play, and Guillen getting a decent amount of right field time, these two have a legitimate chance to put us 100 runs behind our opponents BY THEMSELVES this year.

The Royals will pay them $15 million combined for the privelege.

Is it safe?

by KHAZAD on Dec 13, 2009 4:45 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

This...

This is incredible. With Guillen, Betancourt, and Bloomquist on our team next year we will likely be starting three negative WAR players on Opening Day. If Kendall continues to decline, he could also make this list by the end of the year, as well as Farnsworth.

All of them are Dayton Moore acquisitions. DM’s players could very well be 1-2-3 in the worst players in all of MLB. On the same team. My favorite team.

BARF

by Soria's Unibrow on Dec 17, 2009 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Dayton is testing replacement level theory

and seeing how many games a team with a replacement level of talent can actually win.

by AxDxMx on Dec 17, 2009 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Make A Poll

Can we make a poll on this question because the comments are endless!! I vote Ryan Freel, he made 4mil last yr & was pathetic!!!

by PREGNANT ROLLERSKATE on Dec 13, 2009 5:13 PM EST reply actions  

There are too many choices for a poll

Although I don’t see how the answer could be anyone but Guillen.

by Black and Gold on Dec 13, 2009 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

We can narrow...

….to top 5. Guillen is for sure in the top 5. I didn’t vote for Guillen bc in 08 he gave us some production. I voted for Freel even though he was a midseason transaction & didn’t last long bc he got paid 4mil last yr. Even though we didn’t pay it all we cut him & still had to pay the majority. We aquired Anderson the same way but he only made 450K & performed better than Freel which isn’t saying much.

by PREGNANT ROLLERSKATE on Dec 15, 2009 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

So many to chose from

of the ones who are listed – Betancourt for what he represents as a whole about the team

Guillen has to be a consideration but the guy I absolutely grew to hate was Sabrtrey Hillman

by ribman on Dec 13, 2009 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

Gotta be Yuni

Just for what he represents.

Murphy was an optimist.

by The Ol' Perfesser on Dec 15, 2009 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

You can't really hate a guy making the minimum salary

Even if he sucks, he’s giving it all he’s got fighting to stay in the Show. Now, a guy making twelve million a year, who doesn’t seem to give a rat’s ass, that’s something different.

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by Juancho on Dec 16, 2009 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

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