Dayton Moore unaware he can make moves in the offseason

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One day, I will mark the Royals' success by....

not being the feature of an Onion story for at least two years. But until that day, I will take solace in the laughter created at the expense of my fanhood.

That was some funny shit.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on Dec 11, 2009 4:11 PM EST reply actions

The joke is more than a little off

Because Moore’s problem hasn’t been a lock of offseason moves; it has been too many awful offseason moves. He was all too aware last offseason that he could make moves. He buried the team by doing just that.

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by Scott McKinney on Dec 11, 2009 4:18 PM EST reply actions

it's the onion... those w/ knowledge of us understand that

but the national joke scene will still be on us until a move actually works

Farnsworth's imitation tight-pants now on sale at Dick's!

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Dec 11, 2009 4:25 PM EST up reply actions

It's accurate thus far in the 2009-10 offseason

Unless you count Osuna.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on Dec 11, 2009 4:42 PM EST up reply actions

Or Arguelles, or all the minor league deals

by WURoyal on Dec 11, 2009 4:54 PM EST up reply actions

Or non-tendering players. The moves made thus far have been spot on

Who really cares whether we get Kendall, Posednik, etc. This team is going to be hard to watch regardless. Hopefully Guillen, Meche, Dejesus, Callaspo generate enough interest throughout the year that we can trade them for more prospects. This team doesn’t have a prayer of being competitive until 2012

by WURoyal on Dec 11, 2009 4:56 PM EST up reply actions