Mrs. C: "Wait, didn't he already play for us?"
HRTC (racking brain trying to think of connection; perhaps somehow she knows that Fred Kendall was our bullpen catcher or something like that? No, way to obscure for her): "No, he's never played for us".
Mrs. C: "Yeah, he has that porn star mustache."
HRTC (somewhat incredulous): "Do you mean Jason LaRue?"
Mrs. C: "Yeah, that's who I was thinking of."
HRTC: " No, not him."
Mrs. C (long pause): "Oh...Jason Kendall. Isn't he really old?"