HRTC: "Hey honey, did you hear that the Royals signed Jason Kendall?"

Mrs. C: "Wait, didn't he already play for us?"

HRTC (racking brain trying to think of connection; perhaps somehow she knows that Fred Kendall was our bullpen catcher or something like that? No, way to obscure for her): "No, he's never played for us".

Mrs. C: "Yeah, he has that porn star mustache."

HRTC (somewhat incredulous): "Do you mean Jason LaRue?"

Mrs. C: "Yeah, that's who I was thinking of."

HRTC: " No, not him."

Mrs. C (long pause): "Oh...Jason Kendall. Isn't he really old?"