ST Game 13 Open Thread - Mariners vs Royals
Not only Grass Creek but the entire population of Hot Springs County has been waiting for this one all winter long: Mariners vs. Royals at Surprise, Arizona.

This one's for you, Grass Creek!
Chris Jakubauskas starts for the Mariners. Gil Meche starts for the Royals, with Heath Phillips, Jamey Wright, Ron Mahay, Jimmy Gobble, and Carlos Rosa to follow.
Broadcast: the Royals Radio Network, MLB.com, and XM Radio channel 179.
MLB Gameday: here
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first....
It is 11 degrees here in the Spur but the sun is out and there will be baseball on the computer…life is good.
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 12:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What place is the Spur?
36 this morning in Sonoma. Could be our last morning of the winter with frost on the ground.
But of course cold isn’t an issue here — the weather issue is drought. The local news is full of water management stuff.
by 2X2L on Mar 11, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has anyone ever done a poll (or analyzed website stats) of where all the visitors on this site are from? I wouldn’t be surprised if a decent number of us are from outside of the KC area, although we probably have more ties to Kansas City than a bunch of Yankees fans or something.
by bluenm on Mar 11, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve seen some casual discussion about where folks are from but no survey. Might be a good topic for a post with a poll.
by 2X2L on Mar 11, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so glad I don't live in iowa anymore...
actually I kinda miss it
by royalsreview on Mar 11, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I missed the winter
when I lived in Florida. It keeps you humble.
The Snozberries taste like Snozberries
by labbadabba on Mar 11, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its pretty spread out
Kansas & Missouri are the biggest states
in terms of raw numbers incoming hits:
1. Missouri
2. Kansas
3. California
4. Illi
5. Washington State
6. New York
by royalsreview on Mar 11, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wyoming readership has got to be on the increase. Got to be.
by 2X2L on Mar 11, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I The
Lone Alaskan?
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
probably yes.. aside from random googel fly bys
traffic from alaska is miniscule, although for whatever reason RR is popular in wash state
by royalsreview on Mar 11, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mariners' spies...
attempting to collect intel for Grass Creek.
"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae
by Sweep_the_Leg on Mar 11, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
completely non-existent
potentially, the smallest state in terms of hits… smaller than utah, montana, everyone
I need to work on this
by royalsreview on Mar 11, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not exactly a poll, but sort of...
Fourth to First
by kabrink on Mar 11, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
perfect
Thanks for the responses, that’s exactly what I was wondering. I’m more of a lurker around here, but I’m pretty excited for baseball season this year, especially since I get to see the Royals for the first time in five years next week (I moved from Southwestern MO to New Mexico in ‘92, but I’ve been back to see relatives a few times and got to the K in 2004).
by bluenm on Mar 11, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lineup
CF Coco Crisp
2B Spork
LF The Jesus
1B Mike Jacobs
DH Billy Butler
3B The Smirk
C Brayan Pena
RF MITCH!
SS Luis Hernandez
P Gilgameche
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 11, 2009 1:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Isn't it discouraging
that WFB is being slotted in the 2 spot so often?
by DCRoyals on Mar 11, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure that will stop as soon as Puerto Rico
gets eliminated from the WBC. Which will probably happen next round
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point
but I guess I’m just worried that he’s still being thought of as an “OBP guy.”
by DCRoyals on Mar 11, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess the best spin on it
is that in the Bloomquist/Callaspo competition they’ve said that to win the job Bloomquist has got to impress with his hitting and Callaspo has got to impress with his fielding. By putting Bloomers in the 2 slot they give him a better chance to rack up the at bats and for them to make a thorough evaluation.
Of course if the whole exercise may prove futile.
by 2X2L on Mar 11, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone seems to be
saying that Callaspo looks much better in the field which is nice. His bat and contact rate are no worry so if he is decent with the glove he should have no problem winning the job. My worry is that they haven’t played Bloomy at SS (I think) and are considering leaving TPJ on the team. UGH no need for him with Hernandez down in Omaha and Bloomy as a SS backup to Aviles.
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup, saw this:
Alberto Callaspo moved several steps to his left Sunday afternoon, gathered in a sharp grounder and started an inning-ending double play.
Call it a step in the right direction for a player who must prove he has the necessary speed and range to play every day without being a liability.
“That’s the farthest we’ve seen him go for a ball,” manager Trey Hillman said. “The ball wasn’t smoked, but it was good to see.”
With 24 (!) spring training games to go, there’s still plenty of time for Bloomquist to prepare for the role of utility IF. They could let the Bloomquist/Callaspo showdown last for another two weeks and still time enough for that.
by 2X2L on Mar 11, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've Suffered Through
Bloomers’ whole career, since I live in Mariner country. He is the essence of a utility guy; he plays 6 positions without distinction or embarrassment. That is his true value. I hope Callaspo can convince Hillman he is a starter, because Bloomers would be way overexposed in that role.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE OBP'ED .377 LAST YEAR!!!!!11111
IN 165 AT BATS!!!!!1111 HE HAS ON-BASE SKILLS!!! WHY DON’T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT?

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae
by Sweep_the_Leg on Mar 11, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I don't think
I have ever not enjoyed one of your posts.
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 11, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
rec'd
mad love for your office space posts
by DarthYoshi on Mar 11, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And.....he did have that 1 XBH
"We are a bad defensive team." -B. Cashman
by Big Jared on Mar 11, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey now
Let’s not jump to conclusions!
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel! - Homer Simpson
by aHorseWithNoName on Mar 11, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that looks like one of those towns they nuked for fun back in the 50s
by royalsreview on Mar 11, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I cannot believe that is actually Grass creek
by royalsreview on Mar 11, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
From 1916. A little research shows that Grass Creek grew fast enough to require its own post office by 1923. — And it was well on the way to becoming the cynosure it is today.
by 2X2L on Mar 11, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alternate decade for me to be in my 20's?
The 50’s.
by Bornin85 on Mar 11, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or an internment camp for the Japanese
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 11, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
which was perfectly cool
sincerely,
Ann Coulter
by royalsreview on Mar 11, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not in favor of the death penalty
except in her case. I read one of her books to get a view point opposite of the left and I came to the conclusion that more people read stuff on the left because it is far more entertaining.
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And yet all her books are New York Times bestsellers.
by Chyladin on Mar 11, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Kool-Aid tastes good
Jayhawk baseball - a tradition since Steve Jeltz
by JayhawkTom on Mar 11, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kool-Aid drinker I am not
I would rather say that I have a love hate relationship with Ann Coulter. Sometimes she says/writes something and I think, Wow! I could marry that woman. Other times . . . to say that I am embarrassed that she is one of the spokespersons from my side of the political spectrum would be an understatement.
by Chyladin on Mar 11, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Right Wing
Think tanks and foundations buy copies in bulk to give away.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And 2 and 1/2 men gets
great ratings
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Her early books
actually were very well written. I thought High Crimes and Misdemeanors made the case against Bill Clinton very cogently, for example. A heck of a lot less mouth-frothy sounding than Vincent Bugliosi’s book on the Bush v Gore election, that’s for sure.
After a little too much media exposure, she started going nuts, though. I’m sure the articulate woman that she once was is in there somewhere, but she’s drowned out by the cheers Ann hears every time she preaches mindless anti-left vitriol to the choir.
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
by cmkeller on Mar 11, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have your shrill far-right attention whores mixed up
Michelle Malkin is the one that apologizes for Japanese internment (although Coulter may too, but Malkin wrote a book on it)
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 11, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the excitement is building
i’d give anything to be at this game
I’m jamming to the new pet shop boys
by royalsreview on Mar 11, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Best 3:30 of my day
Until the Mariners are crushed.
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
by lobes on Mar 11, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad I'm not there
I see it going down much like the Battle Royale in “Anchorman”. Someone will get stabbed with a trident today and I’d rather not be witness to that.
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 11, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rule number 1, no touching of the hair or face!
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
by lobes on Mar 11, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am leaving for Idaho in about 1 1/2 hours . . .
Should I do some grass creek recon?
by Chyladin on Mar 11, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but let's use code language
“The Spork flies at midnight”
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 11, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like it’s pretty rugged going, unless you’re planning on a fly-over.
by 2X2L on Mar 11, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am headed with my fiancee to Twin Falls, ID.
It is going to be a long drive
by Chyladin on Mar 11, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
never been to idaho
that pocket of states is really all i’m missing in my quest for 50
by royalsreview on Mar 11, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never been either
I’ve always flow over them when heading to Cali.
by Chyladin on Mar 11, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No better time
than late August this year at Safeco when the Royals roll into town and the Battle is joined.
Fourth to First
by kabrink on Mar 11, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You must visit Blackfoot
and bask in the glory of the world’s largest concrete potato.
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
by cmkeller on Mar 11, 2009 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have yourselves a great time in Twin Falls.
And if you happen to think of it, ask folks there what they know about Grass Creek. Maybe you’ll run across someone with firsthand knowledge.
by 2X2L on Mar 11, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meche gets the start, Bloomy gets to hit in the two-hole
I love it. Spite them. Show the M’s that we will pillage their roster, someone call Edgar Martinez’s agent and give him a ST invite.
Waiting for April.
by DC Royal on Mar 11, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
always a change... with Hillfire as the manager...
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What other former Mariners have we constricted??
by Chyladin on Mar 11, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HoRam
JoGui
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 11, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why didn't we bring in Griffey . . .
. . . a home run by him against them would have ended this conflict and all the needless bloodshed to come.
by Chyladin on Mar 11, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lou Piniella
Although technically he was a Seattle Pilot for about five minutes, and never played for them, but I don’t think they’ve ever forgiven us for stealing him.
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 11, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am back from a quick run up to Ames and everything at Zooks Spur
is the same. The sun has warmed us up to 26 degrees. Yee Haw almost skinny dipping weather. I thought I would get everything set up so I could be ready for the big game. I have working on the cabin for a week and feel like I have missed a lot of ST. Let’s see ice cubes, scotch, meaningless stats sheet and I am ready. Go Royals, pound Jaubausakas??? WTH! into the ground.
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
are you more loyal to ames or des moines?
by royalsreview on Mar 11, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats tough... they both have stuff that I like... I will go with Boone and
the Scenic Valley Railroad…
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tony Peña has a .350 BA against Mariners pitching
They should have to cede all of Wyoming and perhaps part of Idaho for that.
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
by lobes on Mar 11, 2009 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can't wait for Lefebvre to sprain a tongue spewing that one out
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by JayhawkTom on Mar 11, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
GO TPJ...
show those bums that say you hit like a girl that you can hit Mariner pitching.
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Technically
This is Spring Training so this is only the battle of Coyote Lake.
"We are a bad defensive team." -B. Cashman
by Big Jared on Mar 11, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Boy Grass Creek is out there . . .
. . . if that is the front line, we really must be advancing.
by Chyladin on Mar 11, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Mariners built their Maginot line in Colorado
Who would have thought we would have gone through Wyoming?
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
by lobes on Mar 11, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
0 comments at lookout landing game thread
Pretty sure they have given up on the battle at grass creek
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 4:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A ruse...
just like Ike and the fake invasion force he had set designers build in eastern England before D-Day. Otherwise known as Operation Fortitude.
There must be another game thread over there that is the real deal…probably has about 500 comments already.
"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae
by Sweep_the_Leg on Mar 11, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It could be a strategic retreat . . .
. . . we must not let our guard down.
by Chyladin on Mar 11, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup, they are retreating to defend Alaska...
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're Falling Into
My trap.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sore Butt Bedard
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 4:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did anybody notice that our own Berroa is now a Yankee...
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
don't remember how
the Berroa deal happened, I think he signed minor league deal?
And, I think Sweeney was a non roster invite or something
Fourth to First
by kabrink on Mar 11, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shape of his life
Don’t ya know.
The Allard Baird of incisive internet discourse.
by kcbottom9th on Mar 11, 2009 4:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
When did Bloomquist become a Royal?
Viva los Rojas
by averagegatsby on Mar 11, 2009 4:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
didn't happen
this is all a nightmare
by royalsreview on Mar 11, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
side point
last night I had a vivid nightmare that another blog was attacking me
by royalsreview on Mar 11, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"V" For Vendetta?
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
none of us knows why...or when
I have to cheer for Clement because he is from Iowa…. Go Jeff… Okay, I am done.
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sporqie Was Always
A Royal, it just took him a while to get here.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Also, why is his nickname "Spork"?
I’ve seen it increasingly in the past few weeks, but I totally missed where the name came from.
by bluenm on Mar 11, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's one of
those multipurpose plastic spoon forks from KFC and the like
Fourth to First
by kabrink on Mar 11, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know what a Spork is,
but I still don’t see how it fits. Is he some sort of a combination 2B/whatever?
by bluenm on Mar 11, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At Best
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he can do it all!!!!
and he’s an OBP machine to boot
Fourth to First
by kabrink on Mar 11, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meche struggling with his control this inning
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I cant think of an adjective
that completely describes how awful MLB Gameday is, guess i will have to pony up the coin for MLB audio… Fascists.
Viva los Rojas
by averagegatsby on Mar 11, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
To be fair
It is a lot better in the regular season.
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by kcbottom9th on Mar 11, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gameday is way better
in the reg season but Gameday audio is definitely worth the 14.95. That is the best bargain going
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oops... that was Bryan Pena... not TPJ.... I wondered why TPJ was catching.
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather he pitch
and not hit (TPJ)
Fourth to First
by kabrink on Mar 11, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, btw I'm a Clone too, ya know
we really should be nicer to each other
Fourth to First
by kabrink on Mar 11, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man -
I haven’t listened to Jim Rome in forever, but then, I no longer live out of my car…
The Snozberries taste like Snozberries
by labbadabba on Mar 11, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The closest I can get to actually watching this game is...
actually watching the movie Major League, Willie Mays Hayes just got himself a uniform
Viva los Rojas
by averagegatsby on Mar 11, 2009 4:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No, Ryan. I think we already know the answer to whether you can do this.
by 2X2L on Mar 11, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay... enough already about Bloomer...
Come on Gil… get the guy.
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 4:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeez
Get these two a room
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by kcbottom9th on Mar 11, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oo, oo, what am I missing?
Fourth to First
by kabrink on Mar 11, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ryan is having a lovefest with somebody in the Mariner's org.
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know they got rid of Sexson, so...
Fourth to First
by kabrink on Mar 11, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good comeback, minimal damage for bases loaded, nobody out
Jayhawk baseball - a tradition since Steve Jeltz
by JayhawkTom on Mar 11, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not there but
it certainly seems like Alex is getting to more balls to his left in ST
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and somewhat infrequent this spring
Jayhawk baseball - a tradition since Steve Jeltz
by JayhawkTom on Mar 11, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is this guy and why is he talking...
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 4:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Rick Rizzs, The
Other Mariner announcer. The best thing about him is he’s not Niehaus.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this guy can 'fly away' anytime now
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by JayhawkTom on Mar 11, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's Niehaus's Line
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sporqie Bloomers Just
Needed a change of scenery to become an everyday player………….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 4:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If he only had a chance.....
…he would hit. Granted if chances = playing time then we gave him plenty of chances. He never hit. KC, it is now your turn to embrace him and heap adulation upon him that his play will never warrant.
"We are a bad defensive team." -B. Cashman
by Big Jared on Mar 11, 2009 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not how you sound
it’s what you say.
One of the few things Ryan has ever said that I can get behind.
by 2X2L on Mar 11, 2009 4:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it is not how you sound it is what you say....
bullshit Ryan….
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 4:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think that was good. He just needs to follow it up with, you know, things to say.
by 2X2L on Mar 11, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's right
Which is his problem….
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by kcbottom9th on Mar 11, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Ryan sounds above average and babbles like an idiot.
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 4:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
when his tongue is not bathing TPJ's "stats"
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by JayhawkTom on Mar 11, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
TPJ Does Not
Have stats; you take that back.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where is Denny? I would even take the Smith guy...
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 4:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
One Of These
Guys?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you know that they are ancestors of Sarah Palins?
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, That Was
This guy.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
- Look, ma!
- Bullets!
SB Nation does wiki-style coolness!
by 2X2L on Mar 11, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No this Smith

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dum dum dum dum dum
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Mar 11, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you lord... somebody that isn't Ryan.
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 4:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just wait
for the regular season. When Splitt makes him look stupid. I like that.
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by kcbottom9th on Mar 11, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I'm Tired
Of him doing it himself.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what she said
….or maybe not!
Fourth to First
by kabrink on Mar 11, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He Talks Too
Much.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Ryan talks this much during sex.
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 4:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahaha
best comment ever
Mike Jacobs.... I hope your bat has as much lift as your hair does.....
by iNaLeXwEtRuSt on Mar 11, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll Never Know
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very Confident In
My heterosexuality.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cruz today
well that will be nice after Meche gets done stinkin up the Spring
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by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 4:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder what pitch Gil
was working on today?
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by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 4:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gopherball And Ball
4.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 them. 1 out top of 3rd, runners on 2nd and 3rd.
by 2X2L on Mar 11, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
according to mlbtraderumors Bloomquist is a Boras client
by SK on Mar 11, 2009 4:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that's how
he robbed us blind
Fourth to First
by kabrink on Mar 11, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Does Jenna
Jameson………….oh, you said bono……….
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Sweeney OK after that slide?
or is he headed for the DL with some whack malady?
Jayhawk baseball - a tradition since Steve Jeltz
by JayhawkTom on Mar 11, 2009 4:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes And Yes
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Iditarod Is
A real barnburner.
http://www.iditarod.com/race/race/currentstandings.html

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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 4:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I have been in Nome for the finish of the race... Great time...
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I Have Not
But I had a good time, too.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strait Ahead
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the land bridge to nowhere
Fourth to First
by kabrink on Mar 11, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Only They'd
Take Guvvie with them.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
weird
why don’t they show total elapsed time? isn’t that the basis for the standings?
Fourth to First
by kabrink on Mar 11, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, It's First
One to Nome, period. They have mandatory rest stops.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good work by Lowery
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by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 5:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Major League, Baby!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are making Jabby look like a Cy Young candidate.
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 5:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's What We
Do.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crickets And Tumbleweeds
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't Forget Hustling
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's A Force
Of nature.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mitch Maier doing his best Kelly Leak impression
what the hell is he doing calling off The Spork?
Jayhawk baseball - a tradition since Steve Jeltz
by JayhawkTom on Mar 11, 2009 5:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mitch And Sporqie
Our AAAA heroes.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Only base taken by the royals is a WALK by Jacobs
by SK on Mar 11, 2009 5:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone has to pick up the walks...
Until Olivo is back in the lineup
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Mar 11, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Done
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least we are winning the blog war
244 comments to Lookout Landing 101
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by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 5:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Spork with another Smash
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by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Drove that ball right under the third baseman’s glove.
by 2X2L on Mar 11, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He Can Make
That happen.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SPORK!
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 11, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SPORK >
OBP
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by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 11, 2009 5:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Sporqie Bloomers
Era has begun.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice one, Ryan...
crown jewels, heh heh.
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by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 11, 2009 5:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Double Steal Time!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
go Dej.... look at Bloomer run... okay Jake....
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 5:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shealy Should PH
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best baserunner on the squad other than Teahen of the Royal Mounted Police.
by 2X2L on Mar 11, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the record...
Looking ahead, Sunday night the Royals game vs San Fran will be televised on the MLB network.
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Mar 11, 2009 5:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MLBTV Too?
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I Am So
There!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet what time?
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by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This sunday?
F@cking awesome, I can’t wait to see it! Does anybody know if any games have been on yet?
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by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 11, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course we have to get through Split Squad Friday first. Simultaneous webcasts of Royals at Brewers in Maryvale and Rangers at Royals in Surprise. Should we split the game threads or just have one free for all?
by 2X2L on Mar 11, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DDJ 1B, Sporqie
3B, no outs.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
RBI Jacobs, bloop down the rf line. Bloomers in, DDJ to third. 2-1 Mariners.
by 2X2L on Mar 11, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jake with a ducksnort
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by JayhawkTom on Mar 11, 2009 5:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
gork
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by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 11, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jake with a clutch RBI
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by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 5:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Frozen Rope RBI
For Jacobs!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Billy Ballgame!
As Grass Creek burns…
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by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 11, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Three run happy jack
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by JayhawkTom on Mar 11, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You Mean A
?
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BILLY BOY!
The Allard Baird of incisive internet discourse.
by kcbottom9th on Mar 11, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BamBam
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by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Turn that frown
upside down, beyyyyyyyyyyotch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 11, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeeves Drives Them
All home!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
3-run homer
by Billy Butler
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
by cmkeller on Mar 11, 2009 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Homer, Jeeves
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Light, Dark And
Captain Morgan’s!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Branyan might get a chance
to challenge Jacobs for the worse 1b defense title. Their GM says he is gonna be the everday starter
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by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 5:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
After a year of Sexson and Miguel Cairo, Branyan has to be an upgrade.
He just has to!
"We are a bad defensive team." -B. Cashman
by Big Jared on Mar 11, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I just signed up for MLB.tv audio...
Not a bad deal. But here’s my big question: do I get to listen to the awesome commercials from 610 all summer long, or do the commercials go away after it gets to be the regular season?
by bluenm on Mar 11, 2009 5:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"Call Your Servicemen
From A.B. May".
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha, ha, ha..... no, you get the pleasure of listening to same commercials over and over...
by grudz96 on Mar 11, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes you get the commercials too
Call Thompson Heating and Air
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by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Olathe Ford
is the only car dealer I know by name, even though I’ve never been anywhere near there.
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by cmkeller on Mar 11, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I guess I have been near there
since I’ve been to Kansas City, but not more specifically near there.
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by cmkeller on Mar 11, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MO DOT Rules
My world.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I picture walking through a Duranotic door
in order to speak to a Mahindra tractor dealer.
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by cmkeller on Mar 11, 2009 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Mexico gets beat by Australia
KC will only have Aviles left right?
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by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 5:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!111111
1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111444444444444444444444$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 11, 2009 5:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mitch with the inside the parker
Go Royals!
by BabyBlues on Mar 11, 2009 5:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice!!
Inside the parker by Maier. I remember seeing one of those my first time at the K.
by bluenm on Mar 11, 2009 5:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is There Anything
Eminem cannot do?
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's Never Tried
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
does that count
as a “dong” if it’s inside the park?
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by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 11, 2009 5:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No "E"? Yes.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweendog "Hit The
Weights" trying to live up to his big contract? Yeah, that’s the ticket.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yes and he slimmed down and added flexibility
to help with the back pain ;)
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by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has done very well so far
They should give him a start later in the spring to see if he can do it for an extended time out
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by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 5:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Twenty Hangnails Would
Explode at once.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sporqie=OBP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Random Hit And
Run works “to perfection”.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lubowski Shows Base
Running skills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jake Ready To
Hack with his wavy bat!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jacobs swingin for the Fences
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by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 5:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Coming Soon To
A nightmare near you.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wavy Bat K's!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2009 5:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn Ryan
I thought Billy hit another
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by kcscoliny on Mar 11, 2009 5:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
+++ATTENTION OVERFLOW THREAD IS UP+++
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