I Had No Idea Mike Jacobs Was So Awesome Looking
by Freneau on Mar 12, 2009 10:45 PM EDT
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Unstoppable baby!
Does this look like a guy who cares about walking? Only, clearly, the powder blue isn't quite his vibe, unless there's just a tiny bit of light blue on the hot pants worn by a hot cartoon chick bending over a car on a muscle shirt or something.
And props to him for reading to kids or whatever he's doing here.
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Seems like there's a caption contest in here somewhere
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mike jacobs will kick your ass
he looks like the greatest guy in the world to be boys with, but probably someone you wouldn’t want to be enemies with
he’s arbitrarily either nice as hell or scary
aren’t most athletes in this profile?
I wanna know what love is, I want you to show me
No, That's Bikers
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by philofthenorth on Mar 13, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
He looks like someone we should hate with every ounce of our being
If you have a low OBP, then you deserve to be reviled. He might be worse than Hitler.
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by Scott McKinney on Mar 12, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
I have to see what his OBP in April is to know for sure
If it is less than .320, then he’s worse than Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot and the Octamom rolled into one.
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by Scott McKinney on Mar 12, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't wait for the talking heads at Fox News to comment on the Palin family's "family values"
I’m sure that’s coming any day now……….
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by Scott McKinney on Mar 12, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you kidding?
They are going to chastize every other media outlet for reporting on their “breakup” now that they have no real reason to be in the spotlight….“Leave the poor Palin kids alone!”
Nevermind the fact that FIX News was pimping their relationship and the entire Palin family as “real America” during the election. Now that there agenda isn’t being pushed by that WT family, Tripp? Trigg?
BOOM! ROASTED!
Yes, I was kidding
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by Scott McKinney on Mar 13, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Good call
If he grows a moustache, lets his hair go back to its natural color and gain 50 pounds, and his Stalin.
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by Scott McKinney on Mar 12, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
seriously, my intent was not to demonize him
he looks like a badass, with a touch of surfer
i just had no idea he looks like this/styles his hair this way
i imagined just generic jock
I'm sure "generic jock" is quite accurate
Or perhaps generic Anglo-Saxon jock. He looks like every other white male jock in his mid-to-late 20’s. Thankfully I haven’t yet seen any “tool” indices.
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by Scott McKinney on Mar 12, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
He would be way cooler if he was reading those kids poetry
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Mike Jacobs' hair
Is what I imagine Bart Simpson’s hair to look if someone had it in real life.
by Royal from Queens on Mar 13, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions
i love it cuz my signature has said somethin like this for a long time
Mike Jacobs.... I hope your bat has as much lift as your hair does.....
by iNaLeXwEtRuSt on Mar 13, 2009 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Now Pitching For
Mehico………….Denny Reyes!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 13, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
He's Getting Rocked
By Cuba; surprise.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 13, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
The only thing that I don't like is the chin scruff
Either commit to a goatee or leave it clean shaven.
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by Scott McKinney on Mar 13, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
Don't Discourage Creativity
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by philofthenorth on Mar 13, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
regarding his chin scruff
Some people just don’t have the ability to grow their facial hair in that capacity.
It’s a sad situation for some but it is a reality we must deal with and accept.
by Royal from Queens on Mar 13, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Someone in that situation needs to just turn their back on facial hair
It wasn’t meant to be.
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by Scott McKinney on Mar 13, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
I think the Van Dyke should stage a comeback
It always worked for magicians.
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by Scott McKinney on Mar 13, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Reyes Hits A
Batter and uncorks a WP; he’s enfuego!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 13, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions
Another WP!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 13, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Mercy Rule Invoked;
Reyes retires no one, gives up 3 runs, hits the showers. The Cards have found a keeper here.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 13, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
We Now Return
You to a random Mike Jacobs thread, still in progress.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 13, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
Syracuse-UConn going to their 5th OT
I can’t remember a college basketball game going to 5 OT’s…Good stuff
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Thanks, I Just
Tuned it in.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 13, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
i love the overexageration of how tired these guys must be
they’re acting like someone may drop dead at any moment
+1
I remember playing pick up games ALL DAY when I was 19, and I’m one of the most unathletic guys you will find.
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great guy
He is a really cool dude…he introduced himself to me (which is rare for a media member) the first day i got to camp in february…I will tell you that in the 2 weeks I was there he was one of my favorites…I think the fans will really like him…
"our deepest fears are not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fears is that we are powerful beyong measure."
heck, I'll be rooting for Willie Bloomquist, too
which is something all those fancy computers don’t take into account!
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by Matt Klaassen on Mar 13, 2009 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Caption Contest:
Jacobs: “Hey Olivo, you wouldn’t believe what these kids just told me! They say there are more numbers after three! Yeah, I don’t buy it either.”
www.rockchalktalk.com for pretty good KU baseball coverage
Mike Jacobs, Royals First Baseman? Or...
Lt. Tom “Iceman” Kazansky, Naval Aviator?
"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae
by Sweep_the_Leg on Mar 13, 2009 12:05 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
"Sorry about Goose, Maverick." [sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif] "Everyone liked him."
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by Matt Klaassen on Mar 13, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
"The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room."
"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae
by Sweep_the_Leg on Mar 13, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ICEMAN!!
Perfect nickname for Jacobs.
In the Royals game of life, Neifi Perez is the rake.
by Matty486 on Mar 13, 2009 1:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
holy jesus
that couldn’t be any better
Mike Jacobs.... I hope your bat has as much lift as your hair does.....
by iNaLeXwEtRuSt on Mar 13, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
If Jacobs ever strides to the plate...
with this as his entrance music, then it’s absolutely official.
"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae
by Sweep_the_Leg on Mar 13, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
See that twinkle in his eye?
If you blow up the picture, you can see the parade moving down the plaza.
from your perspective, sure
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by Matt Klaassen on Mar 13, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
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