ST Game 17 Open Thread - Snakes vs Royals

CANCELED
One's the cerebral straight man, the other keeps it close to the ground. A favorite of RR readers, the Banny and Hooch series didn't play in Peoria and has been canceled after just 3 airings, before we get to find out which one turns into a major star and which one is really a dog.
But the show goes on. Banny spins off on his own today to face the Arizona Diamondbacks in Surprise. His supporting cast includes Brandon Duckworth, Juan Cruz, and Yaz Yabuta. Comedy gold? Tune in and find out. Jon Garland is the special guest starter.
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frts!
this is the second time. I see it as a promising sign for the Royals.
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
by buddyball on Mar 14, 2009 11:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
*that would be "first"
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
by buddyball on Mar 14, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RR should let you do the Game Threads all season long.
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 12:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
but I’m just a spring phenom. By April the league will have figured me out, and I won’t be able to adjust.
Anyway I only jumped in here because spring training is a little loosey-goosey, like A-Rod’s Texas years. Whatever Will wants to do is fine with me.
by 2X2L on Mar 14, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well in this case
I think ST stats matter.
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s nice to know you’re enjoying my nonsense. I’m having fun with it too. I’ll run out of new ideas soon though — I promise.
by 2X2L on Mar 14, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am a little shocked, however that you let this slip by
Happy Pi Day to all of my friends on RR!!!
May the 3.14159 be with you.
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
by buddyball on Mar 14, 2009 12:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks. My wife, who teaches math, says she usually does something for π Day when it falls on a school day. Saturday, not so much.
I hope we don’t have to cover that kind of human interest story at RR, however. I have a hard enough time keeping up with the Bloomquist/Callaspo contest and the open roster questions.
Bloomy hasn’t gone stone cold at the plate yet, by the way, keeping hope alive that the brass will reach the wrong decision.
by 2X2L on Mar 14, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my daughter is a math major, so we have been indoctrinated
has your wife seen this?
http://www.piday.org/videos/pi-day-rap
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
by buddyball on Mar 14, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Transcendental rap. Could be an early clue to the new direction.
I had not seen that. Thanks. I sent the link to Mrs. 2X2L.
by 2X2L on Mar 14, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was briefly a math major
but i was seriously horrible at math
i was in calc and linear algebra, and i hit the wall
now granted, this is the VERY BEGINNING of the major, but i was toast
so i stuck with english, instead of english & math
by royalsreview on Mar 14, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was long ago and has made very little difference since, but I did something similar myself, staying with the math somewhat longer. I used to teach math, before I met Mrs. 2X2L, but even that was long ago now.
by 2X2L on Mar 14, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds like you got farther than i did
by royalsreview on Mar 14, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t remember much of it, regardless. I don’t use it at all.
I remember up to pre-calculus really well, because I had to learn it well enough in my 20’s to teach it. So now when Mrs. 2X2L hits a difficult problem I get to help, which is nice.
by 2X2L on Mar 14, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dropping out of calc
after bombing both tests was the key turning point in my adoption of the humanities and social sciences.
by wildthang on Mar 14, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wonder how
banny will celebrate pi day.
by 9il on Mar 14, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read he was working on pi to 1,000 decimal places
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by buddyball on Mar 14, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the excitement is building
I’m actually at the library today, trying to be productive
by royalsreview on Mar 14, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Meant to get to this late yesterday
But — believe it or not — worked intervened.
A follow-up to yesterday’s time-waster.
by 2X2L on Mar 14, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This WBC game in Miami has about the same attendance as a Marlins game.
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
by mazoboom on Mar 14, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cuba is playing in San Diego right?
That doesn’t make any sense at all, why wouldn’t you have Cuba play in Miami. The stadium would probably be sold out.
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess they were assuming Australia would win
and they wanted the huge aussie community there
by royalsreview on Mar 14, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
given that Maste Huber is playing for them - of course!
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by buddyball on Mar 14, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least San Diego has Mexico I guess
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
by mazoboom on Mar 14, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agh, Netherlands in another close game. They had a chance too
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by mazoboom on Mar 14, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i just remembered
The ROYALS ARE ON MLB NETWORK TOMORROW!!! WOOOOOOOOOo
Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.
by focs on Mar 14, 2009 3:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yea, looking forward to it
although I’ll probably forget
by royalsreview on Mar 14, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need to find a place that has MLB network
My roommates hate baseball… I didn’t think about that when I moved in. Damn.
by FretFriendly on Mar 14, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Opposite the NCAA selection show right?
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 14, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leo Nunez Sighting
1 IP 1 ER ERA UPDATE 4.05
Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.
by focs on Mar 14, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Rooftop Singers, ladies and gentlemen, for your listening enjoyment.
by 2X2L on Mar 14, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greatest Tom Hanks film ever?
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 14, 2009 4:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Philadelphia
Best production work- Big Love
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
apollo 13
hands down
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by iNaLeXwEtRuSt on Mar 14, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bachelor Party Or
Volunteers!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Volunteers is awesome
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 14, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tom Tuttle From
Tacoma!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would say “Band of Brothers” for production work.
by 2X2L on Mar 14, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was good but
I love Big Love. It isn’t quite Six Feet Under but not far off for me
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i forgot about that
that series is so good
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by iNaLeXwEtRuSt on Mar 14, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
From the Earth to the Moon was very good too. Both those series get repeated spins on the DVD player here.
by 2X2L on Mar 14, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bosom Buddies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I've seen that movie 30 times
just one of those things that you watch while you are doing something else in the living room. Wouldn’t say I like it but definitely don’t hate it.
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good movie
caught it on a movie channel with some deleted scenes, including one that was gold…turns out Tom Hanks (in the movie) was gay…and his partner was played by Howie Long… didn’t see that one coming.
by RoyalsFanInBillings on Mar 14, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The two of them just sitting in that little sportster — nothing overt going on, just having a conversation — was pretty funny.
But the deleted scene I like the best in that film is the early one with Charlize Theron. Do not have to say why.
by 2X2L on Mar 14, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lineups
D-backs
1. Oeltjen, LF
2. Young, CF
3. Drew, SS
4. Tracy, 3B
5. Clark, 1B
6. Whitesell, DH
7. Snyder, C
8. Wilson, 2B
9. Watson, RF
Royals
1. Maier, CF
2. Callaspo, 2B
3. Gload, LF
4. Shealy, 1B
5. Jacobs, DH
6. Pena, C
7. Teahen, 3B
8. Costa, RF
9. Hernandez, SS
by 2X2L on Mar 14, 2009 4:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This Looks Like
A split-squad lineup.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ouch this looks like a lineup circa '05
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gload hitting third
Now that is a funny joke.
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 14, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Russie Caught The
Ball……………….on the fly!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GOLD GLOVE D!!!111!!!
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by kcbottom9th on Mar 14, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or gload glove
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by iNaLeXwEtRuSt on Mar 14, 2009 4:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
banny sounded
pretty dominant in the 1st
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by iNaLeXwEtRuSt on Mar 14, 2009 4:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The D-Backs are pretty much good for about 10K's a game
so they make alot of pitchers look good at times
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is very promising
Because Banny is the type of guy who wouldn’t sound dominating even if he had you chained to a railing, bound and gagged, teasing you with a three tailed whip.
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by kcbottom9th on Mar 14, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That Was Vivid
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You sound like you have an interesting home life
The safe word is 4-seamer
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
brian is gonna show the
“brain”
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by iNaLeXwEtRuSt on Mar 14, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Garland>Maddux
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Royals first inning, Mitch thrown out, Gload hitting third.

Go Royals!
by BabyBlues on Mar 14, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Cheese cat strikes again!
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 14, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big Ryan Makes
The play, but he’s no Russie.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Clark Finds The
Hole!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bannister gives up the 2 run bomb.
AAA
realistically speaking
by slayor on Mar 14, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DH=Dude Homered
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Post-Season, Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't say the pilot
for this new spin-off is likely to get picked up for the regular season.
by 2X2L on Mar 14, 2009 4:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Banni SUCKS
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not That There's
Anything wrong with that.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is An Early
Yabuta anything like a Cleveland Steamer?
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no but it is pretty much the same as a Dirty Sanchez
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no i think it's more like a
rusty trumpet
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by iNaLeXwEtRuSt on Mar 14, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I Thought So
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that like a Rusty Kuntz?
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by buddyball on Mar 14, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BABIP Says He
Will get some outs sometime.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Line drives are hard on pitcher BABIP.
Go Royals!
by BabyBlues on Mar 14, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so are 415 feet bombs
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Are Flat
Breaking pitches.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the Mets got the better deal in the Banni trade
at least they don’t have to pitch their putrid pitcher
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 4:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I take back everything I said about Banni
he pitched around the 4 hits masterfully…lock him into the 5 spot in the Omaha rotation
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 4:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jacobs would fit perfectly on this DBacks squad
Big Swing lots of misses
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 4:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HR's Ans RzBzIz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shealy And Mendoza
In the same sentence.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sparky Bloomquist...I thought it was Sporky
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 4:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There Is A
Sparkie Bloomquist? I am floored.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jacobs has drawn more walks in ST than he did all of the '08 season
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Meaningless
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meaningless < Seitzer
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do you mean meaningless, it has a reason..
Sietzer!!!
Go Royals!
by BabyBlues on Mar 14, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I Knew Seitzer
Would be mentioned; he is a golden god.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know how to be a major leaguer
unfortunately my talent doesn’t know how
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 4:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Willie Bloomquist
Clubhouse leader.
Some guys lead through performance. Some guys don’t.
by 2X2L on Mar 14, 2009 4:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
COSTANOW
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 4:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
In Fact
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is the WBC game over?
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 4:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yah, ven beats the dutch 3-1
Go Royals!
by BabyBlues on Mar 14, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Swanson Shall Return!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Banny Induces Popups!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Madduxesque Foul HR
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Banny=Popup Victim
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Needs to be "finer"
as he wasn’t quite able to guide that one into Maier’s glove.
by 2X2L on Mar 14, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's Working On
It as we speak.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Banni is gonna cost us the Cactus league championship
:(
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 4:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nah
i think the angels will
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by iNaLeXwEtRuSt on Mar 14, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOBOTOMY NOW!
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 14, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't realize they called him up to Omaha
How many option years does he have left
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
pretty smooth outing for Banni so far
give up 2 runs then get a quick 2 outs. Efficient
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 4:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Defensive Adjustments Suck
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 4:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OT
How do I simply cut and paste a photo from my computer to this or a fanshot rather than with a URL?
The General Theory of Royaltivity
by kabrink on Mar 14, 2009 5:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think you can upload a photo only when you’re creating a new FanPost. But I don’t really know, as I’ve never done it.
by 2X2L on Mar 14, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shwheelzy!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why are they stretching Banni out to the 5th inning
his normal starts only go 4
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 5:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Mrs. says
it’s just about time for us to make our occasional trip to the big city of Santa Rosa to lay in supplies. Why she likes being recumbent in all those supplies is difficult to say, but it keeps her happy, so I go.
So I’ll catch up with you all later. For those who are inclined, enjoy the Yabuta, middle or late.
by 2X2L on Mar 14, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
gets "parachuted"
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by iNaLeXwEtRuSt on Mar 14, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm Off To
Set up my equipment at the Vagabond; later.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 14, 2009 5:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think the Costa days are close
to being over
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 5:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
unfortunately
i predict he has a Ibanez lite career with some other team. with better defense obviously.
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by doublestix on Mar 14, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kinda doubt that
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by kcscoliny on Mar 14, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i stick by my prediction
costa should have gotten a chance a long time ago, instead of wasting time on guys like Reggie Sanders.
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by doublestix on Mar 14, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the other hand, what about Lewbanski?
Go Royals!
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