Alright, although I feel bad, here goes...

If you'd like to help me out, please consider buying a Royals Review T-Shirt.

I love using these shirts for site contests and as my man at Astropitch just emailed me, over the last few years I've been the primary buyer by a huge margin (blushing). Kinda cool, kinda embarrassing.

I believe I'm set to receive around two dollars for each shirt sold -- I've just started talking to the company about a check for the first time in years, literally -- so, not only do you get an awesome shirt you also get to imagine that you're buying me a beer or a hot dog or a cup of coffee or a quarter of a bottle of plum wine. Or like a day of my wireless bill. If that suits you.

OK, shutting up now. Feeling weird.

Carry on.